The Fairly OddTest
Chapter 1: A Exciting Magical Wish for Adventure
In the town of Dimmsdale, the day is sunny and clear from numerous clouds, it would seem to be a normal day. Well, normal to the dim town people who are oblivious to the magical happenings in their town, however, this day will be unlike any others for one very special kid is about to make a wish. A wish that will change the lives of everyone affected by it, a wish that will start a grand meeting of the century.
In the Dimmsdale Elementary School, a mostly white one story building with a purplish tint, a tower-like structure in the middle as well as a flag on the top of the building and a "School" sign at the front of the school, one class is taking place in a ordinary, yet slightly chaotic classroom. It filled with kids who are either bored, tired, doesn't want to be here, or does and want to learn (only one student is in that category), one kid however was extremely bored today.
This kid have spikey, shingle fawn brown hair, astral blue eyes, and have oversized buckteeth, he wears a dark pink hat, which matched his shirt, and dark blue pants and shoes. This kid is the young Timmy Turner, an average kid whom no one understands and 10-years old Elementary School 5th grader, he was looking around the classroom totally bored and holding his head up with his hand, his elbow planted on his own school desk struggling to keep from planting his face on the desk. "Man, this is so boooring... I wonder where Mr. Crocker is today?" he said as he finally let his face fell on the desk, being too tired and bored to really care anymore.
Two equally young boys staring at Timmy from their desks next to his own, the first boy who has blonde messy hair, turquoise blue eyes, freckles on his cheeks, and have braces on his teeth. He wears olive green coat over a black shirt, light blue pants and shoes. The second kid is an young african-american boy who is bald but with black eyebrows, blue eyes, and freckles near his ears. He wears a light blue sweater vest over white short-sleeves shirt, grey pants and black shoes.
These two boys are Chester McBadbat, trailer park county boy and one of Timmy's best friends, and AJ, Dimmsdale's own resident boy genius and another of Timmy's best friends.
"I heard that Mr. Crocker took a day off today, which I find very perpetual." AJ said as he queried about Crocker's absent today as Timmy dully raise his head up to look at his friend. "Well, at least we don't have to listen to another one of Mr. Crocker's crack pots theories about fairies today." Chester said as he lean back on his seat relaxed and satisfied. "We do have a substitute today Chester, you know that right?" AJ replied to Chester's statement as he lean his head on his hands with his elbows on the desk. "Aww man, AJ, you managed to make today dull and no fun at all" he shouted at AJ as he stumped his head down on his deck.
"And besides, it's not like we learn much from Mr. Crocker anyways." "You got a point there, Sanjay." two young high-pitched voices, an indian-accentted and a nasally one as Timmy look over to the source of the two voices to see two other boys.
The first speaker is a boy of Indian descent with black hair and turquoise blue eyes, he wears a round glasses and a tucked in yellow shirt with white collar and gray pants as well as black shoes. The second speaker is a boy with brownish-red hair, blue eyes covered with thick, black glasses, and a huge redish boil on the side of his face as well as freckles on his cheeks. He wear a tan sweater vest over a white shirt with a black bow tie, as well as gray pants and shoes.
These two boys are Sanjay and Elmer, two of Dimmsdale Elementary school's biggest losers and Timmy's "back up" friends. "Well, Chester and me are right, all Mr. Crocker does in class is tell us crazy theories about fairies and fail Timmy everyday in class." Sanjay said which causes Timmy to groan loudly in annoyance as he lays his head back down. His friends just shrugged at each others and look back forward at the chalkboard and their teacher's empty desk. "Are you okay there, sport?" a mature female voice ask, "Oh, I sure Timmy just want to play the not study game right now." "Poof Poof" a older male and a baby voice said, as Timmy sit up to look down at his school notebook to see three detailed drawings on it.
The one on the left is a small man with chelsea cucumber green hair and eyes, wearing a white button shirt with a black tie as well as black pants and shoes. The other next to him is a small woman with hopbush pink hair with a distinctive swirly front, and hopbush pinkeyes, she wearing a yellow short-sleeves shirt with black pants and shoes. The one below them is a small, round baby boy that mostly bald except for one hair tress that is scarlet gum purple, has two adorable amethyst purple eyes, and wearing purple pajamas and slippers. What the three shares are floating yellow crowns on their heads and fly-like wings on their backs, however, where the man and woman holding two black sticks with a yellow five-pointed stars on top, the baby is holding a purple rattle with the same yellow star icon emblazoned on it.
These three animated drawings are actually Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, Timmy's fairy godfamily and the source of most of the magical events that happens in their town, currently disguised on his notebook. "I'm fine, guys, just a little tired, that's all." Timmy dully said as he lays his head back, but not closing his eyes. The fairies look at their godchild with worry in their own eyes.
The bored boy and his fairies, disguised now as a pink carton of milk, green gelatin, and purple pudding with eyes and mouths on a lunch tray with normal ordinary mashed potatoes, now sitting at a table in the school cafeteria as it is lunch time. Timmy still look bored and glum about something that he won't says, the fairies are worried about the boy's humdrum condition and wanted to help him fix it. "Is there still something wrong, sport?" Wanda ask her godchild again as Timmy stared flatly around the room, "Maybe Timmy want to woo Trixie again, but sorry he'll fails again" Cosmo answered as Timmy dully look over to another table to see the person Cosmo is currently talking about.
The girl is a chinese-american with black long hair, blue eyes wearing lavender eyeshadow and black eyeliner. She is wearing a lavender sweater with a lavender headband which holds her hair back, and a white mini skirt with white matching boots. The girl is more commonly known as Trixie Tang, the school's most popular girl and the object of Timmy's affections, "And then the loser tried to ask me out, but I got the bouncer to throw the kid to the trash cans" Trixie tells her friends as Timmy was blankly staring at the current poor sap who failed to get Trixie's affection digging his way out of the trash can.
"I'm not really in the mood to go do that today" Timmy said flatly as he poke at the mashed potatoes with his fork. Cosmo lets out a shocked gasp at Timmy's bored and unusual response, "Who are you and what did you do to the real Timmy, are you some kind of a evil magical troll that change his form, ooh can you gives me coins from under your bridge home" He said as he look at Timmy with gleeful wonder. "No, Cosmo, it's really me, I just not feeling it today." Timmy responded as he blankly look at the green gelatin that is his fairy godfather, "That's what a evil magical shape-shifting troll would said, now gives me my coins, I need to pay for my bus fare" Cosmo shout back at Timmy as he grins dumbly.
"Cosmo, we don't even pay for bus fare, we used the school bus and besides, we can poof ourselves back home at anytime we choose." Wanda tried to remind her idiotic husband in annoyance, keyword tried, "Then why do I need the coins for?" Cosmo replied dumbly back to his annoyed wife. "Poof poof?" Poof curiously ask his mother about Cosmo's dimwitted response, "I sometimes don't even know anymore, sweety" Wanda calmly said to her curious baby boy. "Really guys, it's me, I just really not feeling up to it today, is all." Timmy dully said to his fairies as he stare at them blankly. "Timmy, please tell me what is wrong, you have been like this all day." Wanda anxiously asked as she look at her godchild worried and sadden about his blank condition.
Timmy struggled to keep his composure strong, but his godmother's worried stare broke down his defenses and barriers. He sigh worn out from his struggle as he decided what to do to calm her. "Okay, I tell you, but can we please talk about it at home later." Timmy tiredly said as he chose to tell them what bothering him, but with the condition of doing it at home. Despite her anxious desire to know what it is now, she decided that was a acceptable response and chose to wait.
The rest of the day went by smoothly and without much trouble, other then Francis, the school's bully, trying to bully Timmy again, but nothing a little magic wish granting and a bee hive in his pants can't solve. As the end of school's day, Timmy dully ask his fairies to poof him back home as his parents are currently at work and his vicious babysitter, Vicky, won't be at his house until her other job let's her off. They immediately poof them all back in his bedroom, which has a large bed with purple covers, a painting with two stars, and a small table with a fish ball, which is where the fairy family lives inside the small castle. "Now, Timmy, what is wrong with you today?" Wanda worriedly said as she got straight to the point, looking at her glum godchild.
Timmy tiredly sit down on his bed as he look down nervous, swirling his thumbs around, wondering on how to response best to Wanda's question. "Well..." Timmy dragged out as he look dully around the room, "Timmy, please, tell me what bothering you" Wanda ask worried about her godchild, who she consider to be a son and a older brother to Poof. "It just that.. I feel like life has become little.. predictable." Timmy tiredly finally relented as he look at his godmother. "What do you means, Timmy, life is like a trip to the Fairy World's dentist office, everything is crazy." Cosmo said as Timmy look curiously at him, wondering how that even make sense to the green haired male fairy, the other two doing the thing. "What I meant is that lately everything that happened seems to be the same things." Timmy stop as he dully draw a breath so he can start on his list.
"First I get up for the day, tried to wish for something to get out of school, but get talk out of it. Eat breakfast with my always busy parents , go out to try and catch the bus, get bullied by Francis before school starts, sometimes managing to get on the school bus and kick my friends off my seat so Trixie will sit with me, but keep failing. Get creeped on by Tootie on a daily basis, get failed on in class by Mr. Crocker, who always trying to catch you guys, both because for his amusement and because I didn't study the previous night. Tried to woo Trixie at lunch, but failed dues to the popular kid's bouncer, decided to wish for something on either Francis, Mr. Crocker, or Trixe, but it will backfires and I have to unwish it later. Francis decided to bully me again and my friends alwaysbailed on me at the first sign of trouble, but always get out of it through magic. School wIll let's out and I will get home only to find my parents leaving for some outrageous trip and leaves me with Vicky, who will make me do chores and break some stuffs to blame on me. I wish something to take care of Vicky, but it's will likely also backfire dues to either her evilness affects someone else only to come back to her, or her taking over the galaxy, so I have to wish it back to normal. And I make more wishes then unwish them before I go to bed for the night, rinse and repeat." Timmy angrily shout as he ran out of breath as he begins to breathed in and out.
He then swirls his finger around near his mouth as Wanda realizes what he wants and poof up a glass of water as he grabs it and drown it down his throat. "Well, not everything is predictable, there is Catman who always asked for your help at times." Wanda worriedly said trying to comfort him. Just then, a man in his 40's jump in his room through the window wearing an orange cape and mask with cat ears, nose, and whiskers, on top of a yellow suit which also has an orange tail, and a golden utility belt appears at his window. This person is Adam West, currently dressed as his alter ego Catman, a crime-fighting superhero he plays as in a show years ago and one of Timmy's mostly strange friends, "Hey, Young Timmy it's Catman and I got a feline favor to ask..." However, before he could finish his question, Timmy blankly grabs a ball of yarn out of his table and threw it out the window, causing Catman to crazily chase after it, which an audible car crash and hurt cat hiss is heard.
"Well, there is also the cool yugopotamian prince Mark Chang who always come by for something, sometimes related to Vicky." Cosmo dimly said to Timmy to try and help him out, which cause another appearance by another strange one jump in the room through the window. This one is a boy around Timmy's age with red eyes, curly black hair, and a green hat and pink shirt with the same yellow six-spoke symbol on them, also has green wristbands and short with black sandals. The boy then change his form into a squid-like creature possessing several tentacles and an exposed brain encased in a dome of glass, being colored aqua green and wears a pink griddle around his waist. This boy-turned creature is Mark Chang, the alien Prince of Yugopotamia and another one of Timmy's stranger friends. "Turner, dude, I need to like, totally ask you for a fav.." However, before he could finish his sentence, Timmy dully grabs a nearby bag of manure and threw it out the window like before, causing Mark to goes after the bag, yet causing another audible car crash, "Hey, brah how you doing?" "Doing fine, fellow animal-themed superhero." Mark and Catman is heard talking to each others in pain outside Timmy's room.
"And let me guess, Foop is coming here right now to try and destroy us again." Timmy said agitated at the recent appearances of people they know. Just then, a dark blue cloud appears as it clears to reveal yet another strange individual. The person is a small blue-skin, cube-shaped being wearing slightly darker blue onesie with a skull symbol on the chest, the being also have a black mustache and goatee on his face with black hair, bat wings on his back, and a black floating crown on his head. He is also holding a baby bottle with blue bat wings on the side that glowing ominously. This being is the aforementioned Foop, the anti-fairy counterpart of Poof and one of the fairy family's enemies, "Now, Turner, and Poof, prepare to my wrath as I..." however, before he could finish his sentence also, Timmy grabs a butterfly net and trap him in it, being that a butterfly net is one of the few things immune to fairy and anti-fairy's magic as well as keep them from using their magic. Timmy blankly took him to a nearby rocket and put him in, activating the rocket as it's shoots through the roof, "Curse you, Timmy Turner..." is heard echoing in the sky as the rocket disappear to the stars.
"How did you do that?, are you some kind of future seeing wizard?, ooh can predict what I thinking of." Cosmo excitedly ask Timmy wondering how he knew that Foop appearance was going to happens. "No, it's just too easy to figures out what going to happens when the same thing happened everydays." Timmy dully said as he sighs tiredly at the recent events. "And besides, you don't think most of the time, Cosmo." Wanda answered annoyed at Cosmo as she sighs too. "Ooh, that right, you guess right so well too, oh is it contiguous, I hope I don't get sick." Cosmo nervously scream as he hug himself tightly. "No, it is not contiguous, Cosmo." Timmy blankly comfort Cosmo, "Poof poof" Poof said doing the same for his father.
"I just, want something new and really exciting to happen." Timmy finally tiredly brought out from his mouth as he dully look down at his hands. "So is that it, you just feeling bored with everything lately, sport?" Wanda calmly asked him as she sighed in relief. "Yep, pretty much that." Timmy tiredly responded to her, "Well, do you want to play the not-study game." Cosmo happily shouted loudly to him, "Poof poof." Poof added to his dad's comment. "Playing the not-study game would imply that I was studying, and no." Timmy said to Cosmo as he look up blankly. "Well, Timmy, what do you think to do?" Wanda calmly asked her godchild as she want to know his answer.
"Well, things did got exciting when the wish I made for you two to have Poof happens." Timmy stop as the boy and the adult fairies gush over the fairy baby who got in a cute pose. "And the time I wish to go to the greatest lab in the universe for the science fair project, and I ended up in Jimmy Neutron's lab in his own universe." Timmy finished as he started to get his energy as he look at his fairies. "Well, do you want to go to Retroville and see Jimmy, sweety?" Wanda have calmly asked Timmy as she is happy that Timmy is getting his excited smile as she want to see his answer. "I don't think Jimmy would appreciate me dropping in unannounced after the time we both created Shirley and he drained Jimmy's brain." Timmy calmly responded knowing his interdimensional boy genius of a friend and the way he would usually react in that type of situation. The boy calmly look down at his hands swirling his thumbs as he signed, however, his eyes widen as he thought of something great to try.
"But you did just gives me a idea on what to do to get us out of this funk." Timmy excitedly said as he jump off the bed and on the floor. "Well, what is it?" Wanda calmly ask her godchild curious about his answer, "Yeah, Timmy, what fun things we going to do today?" Cosmo dimly ask him for the same reason, "Poof poof?" Poof curiously added to their questions. "I wish to go to the one of most exciting place in the universe!" Timmy excitedly shout to his fairies raising his hand with his index finger pointing up, as they wave their glowing wands. A light pink cloud appears covering the group, only to disappear along with the fairy family, unknowing of the events that will play out.
If you wondering how I posted this chapter so soon, I was working on both this and the previous at the same time, so I posted this chapter afterward. New Update: I figured out how to use true line breaks, so I updated the two chapters for that purpose.
