The Fairly OddTest
Chapter 2: A Desire for A Xtreme Adventure
Meanwhile, in the large Metropolis-like city of Porkbelly, it is slightly cloudy, but is still quite a sunny day and would be an very enjoyable day to be outside right now. Well until one unique kid decided to do something fun and exciting that will end with chaos and destruction. However, unknown to the town and the special kid that life will become more interesting and exciting by one other kid's decision for excitement.
In Porkbelly Jr. High, a two-story building with one-story sides as well as red front door, black roof, and a flag pole with the Washington state flag floating in the air. A similarly chaotic class is taking place as the angry teacher yells at the students to sit down and quiet down. The kids of course, did listen and did what he told them to do, too scared to disobey him, one kid, however, was already sitting down and being quiet beforehand, but for a different reason.
This young child is a boy who have blonde hair with the tips of his spiky hair bright red and has navy blue eyes. He wears a black shirt with a hazard/radioactive symbol with a bright blue short sleeved dress shirt over it, green pants, light gray and black, and a watch on his wrist. This boy is Johnny Test, the so-called "kid with the flaming hair" and 11-years old 6th grader, he was also looking around the classroom blankly and bored. "Hey, how come you so quiet today, Test?" A raspy and cocky female voice ask him as he look over next to him at the speaker.
The person is a girl who has waist long blond hair held back in a pony tail with bangs curled up and a red lightning bolt shaped streak covered by a red plaid head band. She has multiple ear piercings, has fair skin and large blue eyes with extremely long black eyelashes, a black choker and pink lipstick. Her attire consists of a black t-shirt with a blue camisole under with a red plaid skirt over jeans with two crisscrossed white belts and black and white checker board print sneakers. Her eyebrows are very thin and maybe drawn on. This girl is Sissy Blakely, Johnny's rival in sports and sorta romantic crush, "No reason, Sissy, just bored, that all." Johnny dully responded to Sissy's question as he sighed bored.
"Okay, just wondering what going on with you today, Test." She ask curious at Johnny as she look forward to the classroom. "Now, if you two are done yapping to each other?, then we can get started on 36-paged test!" Their teacher angrily yell at the class, who groaned at the long and most likely failable test.
Their angry teacher is a man with brown hair with the sides shaved off and brown eyes, black bushy eyebrows, and a slight dark stubble. He wears tan short-sleeve button shirt with brown tie, dark brown pants with brown belt and shoes. Their teacher is named Henry Teacherman, who always gives his students a hard time, especially Johnny himself, and have been Teacher of the year three years in a row.
"Yes, Mr. Teacherman." The class dully said as they begin to get ready for their long and difficult test.
Johnny dully walk through the hallway of his school as he heads to his own locker to grab his stuffs for the end of the school day. "Hello dweeb." An shrill female voice said as Johnny blankly look over the other side of the hallway to see another person walking in the opposite direction of the hallway.
The speaker is a girl with black parted-at-top hair going down past her waist with a pink hair-clip above her ear. She has green eyes and like Sissy before her, semi-dull pink lips. She wears a pink shirt with white cuffs and collar and long white dress pants covering her black shoes. This person is Janet Nelson Jr., a popular girl at their school and Johnny's former romantic crush, and just as she suddenly appear in his life, she quickly disappeared through the hallway afterward, not saying anything else to him.
"And nice to see you too, Janet." Johnny boredly said as he sighed and rub his hand at the back of his head. Before he could continue the trip to his locker, he got forcibly shoved to a nearby locker by a bulky arm. "Test, I hope you ready for your wailing?" A gruff and raspy voice asked him as Johnny dully look at his current aggressor.
The young aggressor is a boy with orange hair and brown eyes with pale yellow sclera. He wears a white shirt with torn bottom and collar, a red plaid vest, dark blue pant-short with one-off pant legs, black and white shoes, and black wristband on his right arm. This boy is known as Bumper Randalls, the school resident bully and the personal tormentor of Johnny, "Look Bumper, I don't have time for this, so if we reschedule this till never, that will be real awesome." Johnny boredly tried to reason with the bully as he dully struggled out of his strong hold.
"Nice try, Test, but you won't escape your daily beating today, now prepare yourself, Test." Bumper said sinsterly grining as he quickly refused Johnny's tired plead for peace. "Fine, have it your way." Johnny dully said sighing as his wristwatch open up to reveal a small moving syringe with a green fluid which then prompty poke Bumper and injected the green content in him. Almost immediately the effects is activated, Bumper lets go of Johnny and froze up like a statue falling over on the floor. "Well, I tried to warn you about the anti-bully paralysis serum, but you really didn't listen, by the way the effects should wears off in two hours, well see ya." Johnny dully said to the frozen Bumper tiredly sighing at the billy's own stupidity as he recontinue his way to his locker and then leaves to the bus.
As Johnny got off the bus a few feets away from his house, he started walking to his house. "Hey, Johnny, how was school today?" A gruff male voice curiously ask as Johnny blankly look behind him.
The gruff-sounding speaker is a brown furred walking dog with black eyes and nose, darker brown ears, a tan belly, a yellowish tan lower jaw with a light stubble and tail's tip, and furs parting at his neck making it look like a mask. This surprising talking dog is Dukey, Johnny's pet and best friend in his life, who can't reveals he can talk, "Nothing much, Dukey, just a long test and Bumper trying to bully me, nothing out of the ordinary." Johnny boredly replied sighing as he look onward to their house, a white two story building with a blue roof. "Hey, what is up with you today?, you don't seem too excited about being out of school, did you get more massive homework to do again?" Dukey worriedly ask his owner about his condition. "Well, yeah, but that not the reason why I'm so down right now." Johnny tiredly answered to his dog's question. "Then what's up with you?" Dukey continues questioning Johnny wondering about his situation right now.
"I tell you when we get to my room." Johnny boredly tells Dukey his answer expressionlessly, which he worriedly accepted the answer. The two friends heads up to the front door as they about to open it, only for someone to it for them, causing Dukey to sit down on all fours, worried of exposing his secret abilities.
The person who open the door is a man with blond hair, blue eyes, he wears a green sweater over a yellow shirt with brown pants and black loafers. This adult man is Hugh Test, Johnny's stay-at-home dad and a lover of meatloaves, "Johnny, I heard from your teacher that you failed your test today, so I suggest you goes upstairs and do your homework or you will be grounded for 2 months." Hugh angrily shouted to Johnny as he pointed up to his room. "Better do what he says, Johnny, we expect you to have better grades then this, son." A mature female voice said as Johnny blanky look over his dad's shoulder to see the female speaker.
The person in view is a woman with brown hair, teal eyes, and pink lips, she wears an oxford blue collarless sweater with a matching skirt, and a picture of blue buttons. She also wears a white shirt with a collar sticking out of her suit, dark red necklace, maroon earrings, and maroon colored high heeled shoes. This adult woman is Lila Test, A Finance Businesswoman and Johnny's workaholic mother, "Yeah, I got it." Johnny responded apathetic as he and Dukey walk up the stairs of the house, which is colored tan and brown, contrasting the outside of the house, to his room. "Wonder what up with him?" Lila worriedly ask her husband next to her, "I don't know, but I better go to the kitchen to prepare dinner, I'm making meatloaf." He happily said as his wife screamed in terror.
As the young boy and the secret talking dog got up the stairs and headed down the hallway to Johnny's room, "Hey, Johnny, we need you to test a new experiment of our." A young apathetic female voice ask him as Johnny and Dukey turns around to see two individuals.
The first one is a girl with a completely very long straight red hair, blue eyes and wears square glasses. She wears a blue shirt with a star on it and wears a star-shaped barrette in her hair. She is also wearing a lab coat, black skirt and pumps with her trademark star-shirt, and black Mary Jane shoes. Johnny knows she was the one who ask him the question before he turn over to the other one. The second person is a girl with a light yellow t-shirt with a blue moon on it, long curly red hair, teal eyes, and a moon-shaped barrette. She wears baggy blue jeans and light olive green sneakers with the shape of an ivory-colored crescent moon and a white lab coat.
These two girls, who look very similar to each others, are Susan and Mary Test, Johnny's older genius twin sisters who always use him to test their various experiments and inventions.
"Please, Johnny, we need you to test this new invention for us, we will redeem our Johnny coupons and.." Mary passivity asking trying to reason with their younger brother, but before she could finish. "Ok, even if you didn't redeem the coupons anyways, I still do it, might gives me something interesting to do." Johnny apathetically, but promptly answers as he and Dukey, nervous about testing a potentially dangerous experiment, but resigned to Johnny doing it anyway, decided to follow the girls to their lab.
As the 11-year-old boy and his talking dog currently stand in the white technologically advanced laboratory, the two sisters are also currently standing behind a large shatter and explosion-proof glass, built in place dues to their previous dangerous experiments and inventions. Sitting near the expressionless Johnny and worried Dukey is a table with what seems to be two packs of strangely designed bubblegum, "Ok what up with the gum, didn't you guys made special gums during that day we dealt with Wacko's plan that involves specially made gums?" Johnny dully ask his sisters as he dully grab the pack of gums looking at it. The pack itself is blue with yellow sides and a red x logo on it, "Yes, well this invention was partly inspired by that day." Mary aesthetically said to Johnny as she look at the clipboard she holding.
"You see, this invention was made because of Wacko and the JSEF5, when he and the rest of the losers you beat came back after they tired you two out as your superhero alter-ego Johnny X and Super Poach, then they take over our lab and the mutant ray after they accidentally got zapped and gains powers of their own. We were forced to go to Eugene's volcano island lab and use his own mutant ray to gives you two your powers back as well as new ones, dues to that disgusting horribly experience with Eugene, we decided to create an alternative for the event you two decided to become your alter-egos." Susan monotonously said as she shudders disturbed at the mention of Eugene's name.
"At first, we tried to come up with a new portable way for you two to gains your powers and become your superhero after -egos, first, a smaller portable mutation ray that you two hold on your persons, but we failed to make it work well enough during our beta tests." Mary passivity said as she look in the clipboard to review their prior tests. "And then we tried to mutated your superhero suits to have the powers, so that you only need to suit up to become Johnny X, but that failed dues to the suits couldn't handle the power output and blow up." Susan indifferently added to her sister's explanation, "Well, most of the super suits' copies, some of the other copies gains sentience and tried to attack us, but we dispose of most of them and trap the remainders." Susan apathethically added again as the young group look over to the nearby glass cage holding the still attacking sentient suits.
"It was only untill the Heliogum event that we came up with our greatest solution for your needs to become Johnny X when the mutation ray is out of commission dues of a villain's intervention, so we present you the X-Mutate Gum." Mary finish the explanation with some enthusiasm as she look at her brother for his excitdd answer. "So, this gum is made in mind to allow me to have easy access to my mutant powers and become Johnny X?" Johnny apathethically ask his two sisters wondering how it completely works.
"The other pack is for Dukey, and yes for that reasonably simple question." Susan told her brother as she fold her arms, indifference to his nonchalant tone. "By chewing a gum and blowing it, the suit will appear on your person like a second skin." Mary said nonchalantly explaining how the gum works and its functions. "And as you chew the gum, the energy needed for the mutations is absorbed through the tongue and when you blow a bubble, it will pop and acting as catalyst for the mutate energy, activating your own powers." Susan monotonous added to Mary's explanation about the gum's functions.
"So, we just grab a piece and chew it, blow a bubble, and then I can become Johnny X?" Johnny ask his sisters nonchalant for clarification on the gum. "Yep, that's the gist of it." Mary told Johnny answering his question hoping he get on with the experiment. Johnny apathethically grab a piece of the gum, which is blue with a mini hazard icon on it, checking out the details of the gum. "I do this and you has to help me with my homework." Johnny dully told his sisters his proposal for his willingness for the test. The sisters look at each others and huddled up, whispering about their decision before separating, "Okay, it's a deal then." They said together in apathetic unity.
"Okay then." Was Johnny's short bored answer as he threw the gum in to his mouth, chewing it around his teeth, and then blow a bubble. As the bubble grew bigger, it's finally pop as a blue-greenish light start covering his entire body. When the light finally disappear, Johnny himself was in a completely different attire.
He was in a blue suit with dark blue cape, a red variation of his hazard symbol on his chest, orange fin on the mask as well as orange gloves and boots. Johnny has become Johnny X, his superhero alter-ego and the super protector of Porkbelly, he looks at his gloved hands as he put both of them in fists and bend over with his butt sticking out, fire begins shooting out from his cheeks. As he stand up after stopping his test and look over behind him to see Dukey scorched black, "Hurricane Hands." Johnny apathetically yells out as his hands were engulfed with mini tornadoes, the tornado-engulfed hands spreads out and destroy some of his sisters equipments. He stop his attack as his hands return back to normal, "Shapeshifting powers, go!" Johnny nonchalantly yells as he begins to quickly turns into a venomous snake, a large elephant, a strong bull, a tough gorilla, a fierce tiger, and a powerful bear, all with his hair remaining the same in his different forms, before becoming his normal self again.
"We also modified your shapeshifting abilities beyond your usual abilities, now not only will you be able to change your forms into animals and other people, but you will become both extinct creatures, like a t-rex and a woolly mammoth, from long ago." Susan began to explain the modification on his abilities. "But also mystical creatures, like a dragon and a troll." Mary excitedly finish with the explanation of his abilities. "The mystical creatures were Mary's idea, but your shapeshifting now works like a biological codex, filled with blueprints on creatures' DNA to reinvent and rearranging your own DNA into the biological makeup of that creature." Susan dully said explaining how his shapeshifting work now. "Wow, you manage to make shapeshifting sounds so boring." Johnny boredly said as light flash over him only to disappear with him back to his original attire, "Hey, what just happened?" Dukey worriedly ask the sisters about the situation. "Relax, dog, we just gives him a prototype version of the gum." Susan explained to Dukey about what happened.
"The prototype's effect wore off in 3 minutes, we currently working on the finished model, it's will finished before today's end, the finished version will last for a hour." Mary said explaining about their plan for the finished product. "Why a hour though?" Johnny dully ask his sisters on the time limit. "We theorized that a prolonged transformation for over a hour with the mutation energy output high increase will begins to negatively affected the body." Susan said answering her brother's question about the gum. "Well, what if we need to beat a villain, he done run off and we need to catch him, but he stays hidden for a hour?" Johnny ask his sister a hypothetical question about the transformations. "Well, we also theorized that chewing another gum will reactive the transformation after 30 minutes" Mary said giving her answer to the question. "Wait, I thought you said that a prolonged transformation will affect the body badly?" Dukey ask Mary about her answer to the question.
"Only if the energy output is still high, like for example, highway though the time limit, but if you take it after the transformation run out in 30 minutes, when the energy output is low enough to disappear, you can take another mutate gum and reactive the transformation, being safe from the negative effects of the transformation." Susan said answering Dukey's question about the gum. "Well, thank you for agreeing help me with my homework, and you're welcome for my free testing, but I need to go to my room, let go there, Dukey." Johnny apathetically as he hands over his homework, put the prototype gum pack in his wristwatch using the hyperspace function, which create a pocket dimension inside his watch, and start to leave for his room, Dukey following behind him as they left though the door. "I wonder what going on with our little brother?" Mary dully ask her sister about their brother's condition. "Who know, we should get finished with the final product." Susan apathetically said to Mary as she want to finish their latest invention, "Right." Mary passivity said as she went with her sister to finish their project and help out Johnny with his homework.
Johnny and Dukey got to his room, which is a tan room with red curtain on the window, a table shelf with a computer on the table, a red beanbag, and a brown bed with green cover and pillows, which Johnny sit down on. "So, what up with you today?" Dukey seriously ask getting straight to the point. "Well, lately I feels like we are in a rut." Johnny boredly answer his dog's question. "What do you means, a rut is a good thing, a rut keep you safe, a rut doesn't tried to get rid of you." Dukey nervously yell at the answer. "Dukey, I know you aren't a fan of the dangerous situations we get in, but can we please focus on me." Johnny said agitated as he wave his hand at himself. "Well, okay what's bothering you about that?" Dukey ask slightly agitated himself.
"Well, I always get out of my bed after a night's sleep, get myself ready for the day and plays early video games with you, go to school and fail on a surprise hard test, get nearly wailed on by Bumper, which I get out of most of the time, get back home to gets yell at by my dad, help test out inventions for my geeky sisters, blackmail or manipulate my sisters to make something cool for us to take advantage of, and get my sisters to help us when it's goes bad." Johnny yell out as he ran out of breath. He grabs a nearby glass of water and drain the cup down his throat. "That's not exactly true, Johnny, what about the times with Mr. Black and Mr. White?" Dukey said as two mans come crashing through the window.
These mans wires the same outfit, a black suit with a black tie, black sunglasses, and a white undershirt, but one man is caucasian man with blonde hair while the other is a african-american with black curly hair. These elder mans are Mr. Black and Mr. White, two secret government agents who works for the local military and watch over the test family, "Johnny, we need you to help us talk with your sisters" Mr. Black ask him. "They're in their lab, their access code is Gil's Lovely Wives, go help yourselves." Johnny dully said as he pointed to the bedroom door, which they go through and left the room. "And then we either helping Eugene or stopping him from making a move on your sister, Susan." Dukey said as a new person jump in from the broken window.
The person is a gluttonous, out of shape pale young boy with brown hair and blue eyes, also freckles on his cheeks. He wears an all white outfit consisting of a collared shirt, pants with yellow stripes on the sides and sneakers also with yellow stripes. He wears a gold necklace and knuckles with 3 "B"'s. This boy is Eugene Hamilton, or as he call himself, Bling-Bling Boy, a rich boy who tried to woo his sister Susan and Johnny's on/off enemy. "Now, Jonathan, it is I, Bling-Bling Boy, who has come to make sweet Susan my lovely girlfriend, and if you try to stop me, I will..." Bling-Bling said, however, was interrupted by Johnny pulling a shoe from under his bed, a familiar shoe. "If you leave right now and don't come back till tomorrow, I let you have Susan's spare shoe." Johnny dully said as he wave the shoe in his hand.
Bling-Bling struggled to think out his options, but quickly decided on his answer, "Very well, Jonathan, I take Susan's shoe and go on my way." He answered as Johnny toss the shoe at Bling-Bling. Bling-Bling grab it, activated his jetpack and flew out the window, "And then we have to stop bad guys from destroying Porkbelly, which we always accomplish to do." Johnny dully added to his list. "I just hope for some excitement today." Johnny boredly said sighing as he lays his back on the bed, "If you just want some excitement, why don't we find something new to do today?" Dukey worriedly suggests to his owner with his hand reaching for a nearby mug of coffee. "Like what, Dukey?" Johnny dully said with his hands behind his head.
Suddenly Susan's image came on his computer in statics as Johnny slowly sit up to look at it with Dukey turning around with the mug in his hand. "Johnny, we need you to come to the lab, we found something on the rader." She said to them as her image turn off from the computer. Johnny and Dukey look at each others agreeing to their decision as Johnny got off the bed as he and Dukey walk out the door heading to the lab, unknowing of what going to happens soon today.
