Ok you all wanted to see this and you got it.

It was a beautiful Saturday in Royal Woods, Linka wakes up and she felt weird, she looks at her bed and she sees a red spot on the linen. Linka's eyes widened at the sight of this. "Is that blood? Where did it come from?" Linka asked. But then she realized where it came from. "Oh my gosh."

Linka carried her linen downstairs to the basement and placed it in the washing machine and walked upstairs, where she sees Loni, Luke and Lynn drinking coffee. "Morning sis. How are you feeling?" Luke asked.

"Ugh! Can I at least get one minute of peace and quiet in this house?" Linka groaned.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed." said Lynn. "Are you ok sis?"

"I'm fine! Just stay out of my business!" Linka exclaimed.

"We're trying to help sis." Luke replied.

"Well stay out of it!" Linka shouted and stormed off.

"Whoa, I never see Linka this angry." said Luke.

"Same here. Maybe Ron Andy did something to her?" Lynn guessed.

"Nah, Loki told me those two are dating." Luke said.

"Oh. But if he did do something to our little sister. Ron Andy will get the worse day of his life." said Lynn.

"How can Linka be mad from waking up on the wrong side of the bed?" Loni asked and rubbed his chin.


Linka approached her bedroom and when she opens the door. "Morning Linka." Lars greeted behind her sister, which caused her to scream.

"Lars! I'm not in the mood for your appearing act!" Linka shouted to her 8 year old goth brother. "Got it!?" Linka slammed the door in Lars' face.

Lars stood there in fear after Linka yelled at her, he slowly backed away from Linka's bedroom door and goes back to Lynn's and Lars' room. Then he goes back to his coffin and closes it.


Linka is in her room, clutching her stomach. "Ugh!" Linka groaned in pain. "I feel like a gorilla punched me in the gut."

Then someone knocks on Linka's bedroom door. "Hey Linka are you ok in there?" Lexx asked.

"I'm fine." Linka replied but still in pain.

"You don't sound ok." Leif said.

"It's girl thing you wouldn't understand." Linka said as she groaned in pain.

The twins both shrugged and walked away. "Maybe we should ask a girl about Linka's problem." Leif suggested.

"Good idea, but who?" Lexx asked and they begin to think, than he figured out who to ask.


The twins walked up the Kent manor and Lexx ringed the doorbell and Kendall opens the door. "Howdy boys." She greeted. "What brings you two to the Kent manor?"

"Well Linka has a girl problem and we need advice on how to help her." said Leif.

"Yeah, we heard yelling at our brothers and she's in pain." Lexx explained.

Kendall didn't know how to reply to Leif's words. "Um, look boys I think you shouldn't know about Linka's problem yet." Kendall replied.

"But she's in pain!" Lexx exclaimed.

"I know, but it's best you learn if from family. Just give Linka painkillers." said Kendall. "Anyway I gotta go, I need go check on Kelsey." Kendall said and closed the door.

"So much for that." Lexx said.

"What the heck did Kendall mean by painkillers?" Leif asked, but Lexx shrugged.


Back in the Loud House, Linka just got dressed for the day and exited her room. But she still had cramps. "Ugh! Not again!" Linka groaned.

Linka slowly walked downstairs, while still in pain from the cramps. "How can this day get any worse." Linka said as she reached the bottom of the stairs.

"Hey Linka, you feeling better?" Leif asked with his twin brother by his side.

"I feel like I got punched by a gorilla." Linka said.

"You think that's what Kendall meant?" Lexx asked.

"You told Kendall about my problem?" Linka asked with a death glare.

"Well she's a girl and we figured she would know your problem." Lexx gulped.

"We were just trying to help." Leif replied.

"With what?! Telling the whole town about my problem?!" Linka shouted at the twins and the two shook in fear.

"But we just told one person." said Leif.

"That still doesn't change anything!" Linka exclaimed and stormed off, while the twins both shook in fear.

Loki and Lane are sitting on the couch watching TV and Linka sat between the two. "Hey Linka. I heard from Loni that you yelled at him, Lynn and Luke." Loki said.

"Don't make Linka angry guys." Lars said from the fireplace, which caused Linka, Loki and Lane to scream. "Don't unleash the demon.

"Lars, she probably just woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Lane said.

"Just stay on her good side." Lars replied and back away in the shadows.

"Maybe I should of asked Lynn for his shorts, I feel like I gained some weight." Linka said as she placed her hands around her belly.

"How?" Loki asked.


Linka flashback to this morning where Linka is in her room struggling to put her skirt on, she laid down on her bed and tried to put on her skirt. "Come on!" Linka groaned. Linka managed to put her skirt on, but when bend down to pick up her nightgown she hears fabric ripping and she realized that the back of her skirt was ripped.

"Dang it!" Linka groaned.


We return to the present.

"I lost three skirts this morning." Linka sighed.

"That's the whale story!" Lane laughed.

"Are you saying that I'm fat?" Linka asked in a threatening tone.

"It was a joke." Lane said with a hint of fear.

Linka punched Lane in between the legs and he groans in pain and placed his hands in between his legs. "My kiwis!" Lane groaned.

"Linka! What's wrong with you?" Loki asked.

Linka turned to Loki with tears forming in her eyes. "You don't call a girl fat! That's an insult!" Linka said with her voice breaking. She began to cry and ran upstairs.

"What's wrong with Linka?" Levi asked while he walked from the kitchen.

"She punched me in the nuts professor!" Lane shouted in sarcasm. "Just because I made a fat joke." He groaned in pain.

"Well, I have been studying Linka since this morning." Levi explained as Leon revealed himself from behind the chair. "I believe that our baby brother is hiding from our only sister."

"Well what's up with our sister?" Loki asked.

"I'm still gathering information." Levi replied.

"What's this about information?" The three brothers turned around and see their mother, Rita Loud. "Lane what happened to you?" She asked.

"Linka kicked me in kiwis, because I made a fat joke." said Lane. Then Rita gives the comedian a glare. "She was feeling bloated and I couldn't waste a joke."

"Bloated?" Rita questioned.

"Plus she had cramps." said Levi. "I heard her groaning from her room."

"Cramps, bloating? Oh I see what's going on." said Rita.


Linka is in her room, sitting on her bed eating chocolate and crying from Lane's joke. "Stupid Lane." Linka cried and a mouth full of chocolate.

Then she hears someone knocking on her bedroom door. "Sweetheart, are you okay?" Her mother asked from behind the door.

"No, I'm not." Linka replied.

Rita entered Linka's room and she sees her daughter with tears down her face and chocolate all over her mouth. "Are you upset about Lane's joke?" Rita asked.

"I'm both mad and sad." Linka said as her voice was breaking.

"Sweetheart." Rita said as she sat next to Linka. "I know what's going on. It's all part of you becoming a young lady."

"Blood on my bedsheets, cramps and being bloated is part of growing up?" Linka questioned her mother.

"Well yes. You see you got your first period." Rita replied.

"My first period?" Linka asked disgusted by her mother's answer.

Rita explained to Linka that every month, a young woman goes through a menstruation cycle, Linka cringed at image of bleeding which lead to cramps, nausea, bloating, extreme appetite and mood swings. Linka felt like she was going to throw up, but she's not sure if it's from knowing what a menstruation cycle is or if she has nausea. But Rita told Linka that she should use tampons every month.

"Mom." Linka said after a moment of silence.

"Yes, Linka." Rita replied.

"I think I'm going to throw up." said Linka as her face turned green. Her cheeks puffed up and she placed her hands on her mouth and she barfs in a bucket.

"Oh dear. Come on, we'll go to the drug store and pick up a few things." Rita said.

"Can we stop off at the mall too. I lost three skirts today too?" Linka suggested.


The boys are all in the family room watching TV. Then Linka and Rita both entered the house with bags in their hands. "We're back!" Rita said.

"You were gone?" Loni asked.

"She told us," Levi said as he checked his watch. "One hour ago."

"We came back from the drug store." Linka said as she ran upstairs with the bags in her hands.

"What's up with Linka?" Lane asked.

"It's a woman thing boys." said Rita.


Later that night, Linka walked into the living room with a cup of tea in her hands. "Hey guys." She greeted her brothers, but they stood far away from her. "What's gotten into you guys?"

"You yelled us." Lexx replied.

"You hit me in my tender area." said Lane.

"Yeah you've been acting strange all day." Luke pointed out.

"Ohhhh." Linka felt awkward about her behaviour today, she gritted her Teton and breath in. "Sorry guys. It's a woman problem, and I don't want to scar you guys for life."

"Its all good sis." said Lynn.

"Apologize accepted." said Leif.

"Aw thanks, guys." said Linka and hugged her brothers, and the bros hugged back.

"I knew you were going through your menstruation cycle." said Levi.

"Wait? You knew this whole time!?" Linka said and let go of her brothers' hug.

"Yes, you were a interesting test subject, hearing you go through cramps and counting the time it takes for you to get dressed while you were bloated." Levi explained. "Plus I found your used tampons in the trash soaked with blood."

The brother were disgusted by what Levi explained. Leif ran outside to barf in ten front yard. "You were observing me as a test subject!?" Linka asked with her fury rising.

"It was for science." Levi replied as she back away in fear.

"Not cool, invading our sister's privacy!" Luke replied as he and the rest of the brothers all glared at Levi.

"Guys, this is a woman thing." Linka reassured her brothers and then he gave Levi the death glare. "I'm going to twist you into a human pretzel!"

"That would be impossible." Levi said, but he saw his sister getting closer to him and he ran for his life.

"Get back here!" Linka chased the four year old genius.

Finally it's over. Tell you the truth, I felt uncomfortable writing this one, because I had to do my research and well I felt uncomfortable researching this as well. Please review.