Fake-Ass Legends! Part 1

The plane was flying sky high.

The air was pretty awkward in The Food Court. Wigglytuff twirled her Rare Candy in her hand and then shoved it up her Vagina where no one could reach it. "Don't even try to eliminate me cause then what happened to Mienshao and Dragonite will happen to you too." Wigglytuff smirked.

"I am in The Dark Musharna and Wigglytuff Alliance so you all better not vote me too." Dark Musharna smiled, she seemed nervous but nobody saw.

Squirtle and Togepi were fighting, Munchlax sleeping. Magby seemed bored. Joltik and Seismethtoad were eating their dull food and Makuhita was eating. Wigglytuff giggled.

Dark Musharna(Team PumpKingKing): "I hope all the power Wigglytuff now has won't make her forget she is my ally." She seemed nervous.

Makuhita(Team PumpKingKing): He sighed. "Can't lie after my boss Janitor was gone i been pretty sad but i am the final member of not only our alliance but also our old team, Bulu Bulls! I will have to go all out for them!" He spoke in his weird ass goofy Toadal Drama Waluigi voice.

(FFC)

Fancy Classical Music Played.

Foe was smoking and talking to Lucario, they both seemed happy.

Psyduck was nervously talking with Flareon about joining her alliance with Sylveon and The Idiot Duo. Flareon accepted thanks to Kabuto. Donald Trump was counting his money and Sylveon hugged him.

Two girls were talking with eachother. "And then Numel and i made these friendship bracelets hoho! I miss him a lot but i hope he is in a better place!" Vespiqueen gave a small smile.

Volcarona nodded. "I am sure he is in a better place Vespiqueen, Hey Lunatone come join us!" She called.

Lunatone glanced at them and scoffed. "And this is why talking with dumb idiotic losers sucks." He rolled his eyes and levitated somewhere else.

Volcarona and Vespiqueen blankly blinked. "uh what was that?" Volcarona asked. "Meh Maybe he was just exhausted! I am sure he didn't mean such vulgar words." Vespiqueen giggled. Volcarona lightly chuckled. "hehe yea.." She seemed nervous.

[Everyone finish eating cause we will land in 5 minutes! -Pumpkingking/pumpkin king]

(Azalea Town)

The Two Teams were grouped separated. The two hosts levitated and then Mew began talking.

"Welcome to Azalea Town! Challenge is very simple, you will all go into the Slowpoke Well near Route 33 and find the two hidden Master Balls we have hidden, then find your way out of Ilex Forest, there is two hidden Master Ball there, Pass Route 34, Reach Goldenrod City, Walk through Route 35, Find two Master Balls hidden in the National Park, then on Route 36 find your way to Ecruteak City by Route 37, get inside the Ecruteak Kimono Dance Theater and catch the legendary pokemon! Team that catches less legendaries is up for elimination, if there is a tie you will touch me, Easy Eh?" She giggled.

"Also you guys wont have to sing this episode, don't ask why." The PumpKingking smiled.

Cheers from both teams!

Magby(Team PumpKingKing): "This challenge was completely insane!" He yelled tiredly.

Flareon(Team Mew): "My new alliance with Psyduck and Dark Musharna will allow me to Dominate This Game." She laughed.

[Challenge Start]

Team Mew began going to The Slowpoke Well.

"Alright team lets AHHHHHHH!" Dark Musharna was hit by Joltiks Bug Buzz. "What are you doing you dimWITTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhUGHHHhhAHHHH!" Dark Musharna kept taking the bug buzz attacks, since Dark Musharna was Dark/Psychic and Joltik was using a Bug Move that was super effective, Quadruple Damage!

"We will lose, that way we can vote you out, the merge will be soon and i can't have threats like you around." Wigglytuff smiled.

"That is the AHHHhhHHHHH most insane thing IIIIIiAHHHHh have ever HEARRDDDDDDDDDDDDDNOOOAHHHHhh!" Dark Musharna Was Agonizing in pain. Wigglytuff grinned as Joltik kept hurting Dark Musharna. Seismethtoad laughed. "This is fun!" He said As Dark Musharnas screams were heard.

(Slowpoke Well)

They were deep inside the cave in front of a moveable boulder, In front of that boulder was a Master Ball Foe picked up; however just to double check some FLEW around the boulder.

Well Vespiqueen and Dusclops flew over the boulder and floated towards a small island with downstairs of sorts they went down, they were taking a little bit.

"Ugh! Those idiots are taking so long!" Yelled Lunatone.

"Hey Lunatone no need for being rude." Volcarona frowned.

"Shut up you ugly fat moth!" He yelled in rage. Volcaronas eyes seemed to tear up, she wanted to cry.

"Back off the slut loney loser! Her pussy is mine, i buyed her~" Donald Trump Smirked throwing money at Volcarona and then looking at Lunatone.

Lunatone looked bored and used Stone Edge. Human Gore and thousands of Hundred Dollar Bills flew everywhere. Donald Trump was dead aka Eliminated.

"NOOOO MY TRILLIONS!!!!" Screamed Sylveon.

"UGH! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!" Lunatone yelled. Psyduck was looking at this with a small smile.

Dusclops and Vespiqueen came back with a Master Ball. Now they had two. "What the hell happened." Yelled Dusclops. "That bloody tosser Lunatone killed Donald Trump Mates!" Lucario frowned. Foe smoked he seemed upset.

Dusclops growled. "Is this true."

"Shut up one eye!" Lunatone glared. Dusclops growled.

"~Guys we are wasting our time lets go~" Flareon suggested.

"we leave when i say so!" Screamed Lunatone.

Volcarona talked worried "Lunatone please stop acting like a spoiled brat, i know you are still goo-"

Stone Edge.

Volcaronas Eyes widened and braced herself but instead was pushed by.

Vespiqueen Fainted.

"VESPIQUEEN!" Volcarona cried. Psyduck used her psychic powers on Vespiqueens forehead. "She is alive, but barely, we need to take her to a pokemon center asap." Psyduck spoke.

Everyone glared at Lunatone but he was leaving the Slowpoke Well.

Foe carried the unconscious Vespiqueen, and they all followed.

(Azalea Town)

In the background we see Team Mew go inside the Pokemon Center to heal Vespiqueen.

Dark Musharna kept being knocked out in front of the gym.

In Fury Dark Musharna shot a psychic blast at Joltik. Joltik fainted. Dark Musharna glared daggers at Wigglytuff, who seemed confident.

Bug Buzz.

Dark Musharna Fainted.

It was revealed Joltiks focus sash broke. "I knew keeping that item from Miner Damage would be useful." Wigglytuff giggled.

Munchlax was asleep and Seismethtoad kept laughing; Joltik on Seismethtoads head.

Squirtle went to punch Munchlax but Togepi pushed him. "Stop it Squirtle!" She yelled, he growled.

"Togepi you are so dumb!" Squirtle yelled and then was slapped by Togepi. "Oh my god Squirtle you are so easy to slap!" She kept slapping Squirtle.

(Fight!)

Squirtle used Aqua Tail! Togepi barely dodged it. She used Charm. Squirtles attack harshly fell. Squirtle used Swagger, Togepis attack sharply rose but she was confused. She hitted herself in her confusion. Squirtle used Ice Aqua Jet. Critical Hit. Squirtle used Sucker Punch. Togepi was on the floor, Togepi used growl. Squirtles attack fell. Squirtle used Aqua Tail.

Togepi was hit, Togepi used baby doll eyes. Squirtles attack fell. Bad move set i know. Squirtle used Ice Aqua Jet. Critical Hit.

Togepi is in a pinch. "Better give up LOSER!" Squirtle grinned.

Togepi used her Ace, Metronome.

Explosion! Both Togepi and Squirtle fainted.

(Tie!)

Togepi(Team PumpKingKing): "I don't know why almost everytime i use Metronome i get Explosion! Oh well i guess it's my quirk hehe Oh! Will i go to a hero academia yay!" She giggled in the pink porta party.

Makuhita(Team PumpKingKing): "I feel like i blend with the background very well, that battle was interesting to watch." He spoke in his weird ass voice.

(Team Mew)

Team Mew came out of the Pokemon Center. "Wow i feel better thanks guys!" Vespiqueen spoke. "No Problem!" Volcarona giggled. "Crickey Mate! How does the Pokemon Center still have electricity to heal the porkeymans?" Lucario asked. "...the fuck are porkeymans?..." Asked Dusclops. Lucario ignored Dusclops.

Foe smoked a blunt. "Don't ask bro let's go tho oh?" Foe chuckled.

They all went into Ilex Forest.

(Ilex Forest)

"There are so many twigs here!" Volcarona seemed surprised. "I could snap you like a twig!" Lunatone snarled and Volcarona gulped.

Dusclops came out from the Farfetch'd hunting area. "Found the Master Ball." Dusclops said as he went near the lake in Ilex Forest. "I found another Master Ball near a tree and a ledge place!" Vespiqueen gave a rich laugh.

"Then we can leave Ilex Forest!" Psyduck spoke. "Yeah Bro!" Foe smoked a cigarette and blew the smoke at the camara making a cool transition.