The Fairly OddTest

Chapter 3: Two Awesome Kids of Insane Tricks and Thrills

As Johnny and Dukey got out of his room to head into the lab, the two got to the wooden door that heads into the attic, which is where the Sisters' lab is at. They open the door which leads to some stairs, which they climb up to the the metal security door, which have multiple signs with sayings like 'Keep out Johnny' and 'No Johnnies Allowed'. "Password please." The silver and black security panel with a lever said robotically asking for the password, "Gil's Lovely Wives" Johnny dully said as he stand around bored. "DNA Scan Required" the panel asked as Johnny pull a red strand of hair belonging to one of his sisters from his own pocket and wave it over on the panel.

The panel open up and reveal a DNA scanner which shoot a ray of red light that went up and down back and forth a few time on the hair strand. The DNA scanner went back in the panel which close back up and the door open up to reveal the Test Sisters' lab, which Johnny and Dukey went in to. The two find the Test sisters standing over at their large computer, "Look, if it's about Mr. Black and Mr. White coming in here earlier..." Johnny boredly starts to says as he put his hands behind his back. "While we didn't enjoy the fact that Mr. Black and Mr. White came in without our permission or knowledge that they were here for us for a favor again." Susan apathetically said as she look over her shoulder to glare at Johnny with some hint of anger.

"That's not exactly the real reason why we calls you in here, Johnny." Mary continues her sister's statement as she type in some data on the computer. "Well, if it isn't that, then why Dukey and I are in here?" Johnny dully asked as he is curious about the reason for the need of their presence in the lab. "We detected a strange energy reading coming in from the Porkbelly Park." Susan said as she pull up a layout of Porkbelly with a dot blinking at the middle of where the park itself is. "We were thinking that it was you using a invention of us again to do something there." Susan continues her explanation on the reading while noticing the other two's current presence. "But we quickly rebuffed that theory because A: you said that you two were just going to your room, Johnny, and it's barely been 10 minutes since you left the lab." Mary said as she added to her sister's explanation. 'Not to mention the secret cameras we put in his room conforming his whereabout' Susan mentally added to her own mind.

"And B: this reading doesn't match any of our inventions' own readings as we calibrate our inventions with a energy transmitter to warn us of any of our inventions being used currently." Susan said adding to the reason why they dismissed the theory of it being Johnny himself.

"So, what does its means?" Johnny ask his sisters wondering curious about the reading. "Either A: Eugene is making another attempt to woo me by using a new invention that he and his team of scientists have made." Susan said coming up with a probable reason for the strange energy reading. "Actually, Bling-Bling came by and Johnny has bribe him to leave, he probably be back by tomorrow once the bribery stop being interesting to him." Dukey said rebuffing the theory of Eugene being behind it. "Wait, what did you bribe him with, Johnny?" Susan ask her brother getting angry at him by giving Eugene something she probably owned. "Relax, it was just a shoe that look like your own shoes, but it is not really your shoe, he probably won't realize it till tomorrow." Johnny said to Susan relieving her knowing she hate theft of her personal things.

"Or B: this is something we never seen before, something entirely new and unique." Mary said continuing with the second theory, which the second sentence piquing Johnny's own interest on the topic. "And with option A being rebuffed, that's only leaves option B." Susan said adding to their theories. "Option B does seem to be the only theory left in your really boring discussion." Johnny said slightly excited of the prospect of something new and exciting in his currently boring life.

"Well, that means we have to investigate on the matter of the unknown energy reading." Mary said as she and Susan went over to the vault to grab some gears. "Wait, what if me and Dukey go investigate the energy thing instead?" Johnny calmly ask the girls as he started to shake in excitement. "What!?" The other three ask as Dukey look at Johnny peeved in volunteering them in something potentially dangerous again.

"Well, what if the thing is extremely dangerous and attack you two, you might get hurt and you know we need you more to help us, besides, dad might get angry at me for letting you two go to do something dangerous again." Johnny said trying to reason with them to let him and Dukey go instead. "Well, it's not like we are expendable, and Johnny is resourceful enough." Susan said as she looking at her sister. Mary look over Johnny and Dukey contemplating on what to decide on, when she done on her mental check-up, she reach her decision. "Very well, Johnny, we let you and Dukey go and investigate the energy anomaly at the park." Mary said as she press her fingers on the bridge of her nose.

"Wait, Johnny, you want us, instead of your incredibly genius sisters, who can probably use their advanced hovercraft to escape the danger , to go investigate s aid dangerous thing that could hurt us?!" Dukey yell at Johnny angrily at the fact he want to go find something dangerous. "You know, I am amazed at the fact that you want my beloved sisters to go to get hurt, all because you don't want to go." Johnny calmly said manipulating the question around back to him.

Dukey start to look sheepish at the accusation placed on him, "Okay, okay, we go to the unknown dangerous thing, but you getting me a rich and juicy steak." Dukey said trying to profit from his forced decision to go with him. "Done, and I make it a porterhouse, so you're willing to go." Johnny coolly said agreeing to the deal they made. "Okay, to make sure you be able to defend yourselves, we gives you the taser-laser, the Mega Water-Blasters, and the zing-ray to help you get out of the situation." Mary said as she gives them the said inventions to use, Johnny put them inside his wristwatch using the hyperspace function. "Okay, Dukey let go find us this anomaly." Johnny excitedly said as he start to run out of the lab, which Dukey quickly catch up, still worried about the danger. "I guess we can go back to our new project." Susan said as the sisters shook their heads in agreement and went back to their project.

"You seem pretty excited about going to get our own beatings." Dukey said noticing his friend's newfound energy. "Well, it's like what you said, Dukey, I just need to find something new to do, and I did." Johnny excitedly responded as they run through the lab door. "Well, I hope your decision won't get us hurted." Dukey said hoping for their survival as they got out through the front door without his parents' notice. Unknowing that Johnny's new decision will leads to the greatest meeting of this century.


The Porkbelly Park is filled with glorious green grass, strong oak tress, some water fountains and sidewalks, and people who enjoy the fresh air. The Park itself is where most kids goes to relax after the school days and/or where certain special events are caused by the Test kids. It is also where Johnny go to either test some inventions or help stop out-of-controls inventions from destroying the city, sometimes both on the same day. A pink cloud poofed up in the more secluded part of the park, only to vanish leaving behind Timmy Turner and his fairies. However, Timmy has visibly changed since he left his universe, he is now taller, his arms and legs are longer, and his pants have become slightly baggy with his shoes being a little darker in color, he also have a neck. His fairy family, however, still look the same except for Cosmo and Wanda also having necks as they look around their current area.

"Wow, the sky look tan and yellowish, and there is a lot more green here." Cosmo dumbly said as he look around the place. "Well, of course it is, we are likely in a different dimension right now." Wanda said responding to Cosmo's statement as she look around too. "Yes, exactly what I was hoping for." Timmy said as he check his surroundings excited for this new situation. "Whoa, Timmy, did you just got taller?!" Cosmo happily shout as he now notice his godchild's new appearance. "Poof poof" Poof added as he and his mother notice Timmy's new appearance too. Timmy took their statements to heart and look over his hands and body to see his appearance, noticing himself has changed in proportion. "Wow, you're right, I has grown taller, and my arms moving like there is less frames in the animation." Timmy said as he notice his hands moving slightly faster then usual, and subtly breaking the fourth wall.

"Well, you made the wish to go to the most exciting place in the universe, which translates to a different universe, what do you want to do now?" Wanda ask Timmy as she wonder about his plan to do about his new wish. As Timmy look to his godmother, he think about his intention to enjoy his current wish for his excitement. "Well, I was thinking of..", "Hey, geek" Timmy was saying before quickly being interrupted by the second raspy voice. His fairies poof themselves and turns into a green backpack, a purple wristwatch, and a pink wristband before the source of the voice can see them. Timmy turns around to the source of the voice to see Bumper, who he doesn't know about, but can tell right away that he is a bully.

Before Timmy can run in the opposite direction, Bumper pick him up by his shirt's collar and pull him close to his freckles-covered face. "Ok, Geek, you gonna tell me where that power Test is at." Bumper ask Timmy aggressively as he shake him around, trying to get the answers out of him. "Ok, first of all, stop shaking me like a rag doll to force me to answer your questions, and second, I don't really know who that is anyways." Timmy drizzly said as his eyes have swirly symbol in them with his head hanging back. "Well, you better figure out an answer I can get by or you will be getting a beating from me and my fists." Bumper said as he pull his closed fist back as he get ready to beat on Timmy.

Timmy was trying to come up with a solution to get himself out of this situation he find himself in. As he brace himself for the beating, forgetting that he could just wish himself out of this situation. "Hey, Bumper, you're looking for me?" A second young and clear sounding voice as they look over to see Johnny, sparking the start of a meeting of two crazy kids and their closest friends.