Fake-Ass Legends! Part 2
(Ecruteak Dance Theater)
"When do you think Mew will come here? She did tell us to wait here!" Spoke a small girl of sorts, her skin white and hair green, dress light black however almost brown. This was Meloetta.
"I Don't Know, And It's Not My Problem." A purple metal bug spoke, he was Genesect. He crossed his arms in boredom.
"...I am worried...what if she doesn't come?" Ask a small hedgehog with a grassy back and Gracidea Flower too. She was Shaymin.
"Bubububububub i am a pretty butterfly gugogaga teepee!" Spoke a white purplish cat of sorts, he looked autistic, his name was Mewtwo.
"Dk8eheideigsiyenzuwhwenzjjnd3nsbjdiodnehsudiodhnenmzuysmskshwhksisjdnmsshxjehedjdhjdiskmeie7292o2u7ehe872jd7ejejdiwxiwsjiwd2i2o3yeowudjzuxykwsjkwud!" Spoke a purple rectangle glitch of sorts, her voice was glitchy. Her name was Missing. N0.
"Yea maybe you're right Missing. N0." Shaymin smiled. "Yea cheer up everyone! Mew will come through those doors any second now?" Meloetta pointed at the double Kimono Doors. Nothing.
Meloetta sweated. The others looked unimpressed, especially Genesect. "A-any second now!" Meloetta pointed at the door again. Silence.
Genesect gave a robotic growl. "Don't You See What Is Happening!? We Are All Prey! We Will All Die Thanks To Mew!" Genesect complained.
"w-what?! What do you mean Genesect?" Shaymin asked.
"Have You Tried Contacting The Other Legendaries? Tried Talking To Manaphy, Phione Or The Lati Twins? Ever Wondered Why The Legendary Dogs And Tapu Deities Stopped Talking? Why Magearna And The Lake Trio Don't Respond Our Calls! Jirachi, Celebi, Victini And The Legendary Birds Are Also Gone; Even Nuisances Like The Ultra Beasts And The Legendary Fossils! They Have All Disappeared! It Is All Mew's New Plan And Mew's Newer Idea Has Lead Her To A Horrible HORRIBLE Thought, Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour." Genesect glared. Meloetta and Shaymin looked confused, Mewtwo always has a derp face. "Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour? What is that!" Asked Meloetta.
"It's Mew's Newest Game Show." Genesect snarled.
Shaymin, Meloetta and Missing. N0 looked surprised. "B-but that new like show season t-thing isn't supposed to come out until next year!" Shaymin looked shocked.
"Well It Came One Year Earlier. I Been Using My Super Computer Brain To Hack Into Time And Space And I Saw Episodes 1-12." Genesect spoke.
"Woah you can do that?" Meloetta asked surprised. Genesect chuckled. "There Are A Lot Of Things You Don't Know About Me Hun."
"W-what did you see t-then?" Shaymin asked scared as fuck.
"I Saw Horrible Things, Mew Was Using The Contestants To Catch Legendary Pokemon Without Their Permission And That Is Why They Stopped Talking To Us, They're Already Gone And We're Next! Team Mew Is Almost Out Of Ilex Forest And They Shall Come, FOR US!!!!" Genesect screamed.
Missing. N0, Shaymin and Meloetta were shaking harshly. "You're j-joking right!?" Shaymin seemed like she wanted to cry. "Say Sike Right Now!" Meloetta seemed afraid. Genesect shook his head gloomy.
"T-then we g-gotta get out of here!" Shaymin began having a panic attack. Meloetta ran towards the double Kimono Doors.
"I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You." Genesect spoke in his usual monotone voice.
Meloetta tried opening the door but was shocked with electricity and was flinged across the room, thinking quickly Genesect used a soft cushion to soften the impact. "See We're Trapped Here." Genesect said as he shot a Techno Blast at the doors. The Blast went back towards Genesect but he skillfully dodged it. It kept bouncing all over the Dance Theaters walls until Missing. N0 absorbed the blast. Silence.
Shaymin was crying silently and Mewtwo seemed completely lost.
Silence and then the scream.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US EARLIER!!!!" Screamed Meloetta.
Genesect chuckled; he hadn't seen Meloetta this angry since The Arceus Competition when she was blindsided by Palkia.
"Chill, I Tried Warning You But You Kept Insisting Not Until We Get Here; Remember?" Genesect spoke. Meloetta began thinking.
(Flashback)
They were walking to the Kimono Dance Theater, Genesect carried the Autistic Mewtwo; Meloetta had Shaymin Land Form on her head and Missing. N0 levitated. Shaymin, Meloetta and Missing. N0 were all talking, so all girls.
"Yea and then she said, my body can't melt even if i fall in lava can you believe her?" Meloetta giggled.
"Regice has to be lying she is a fat block of ice with limbs." Shaymin laughed.
"moruehsnsloekekdnwjAwnhfucingnslisUytemeoenwithnhehrjsoiruvahtesnkdidunebeudjsjseennhsuejsjdjjarlihxjdjsiejwthejsnficuksueyehbloockmnlmao" Missing. N0 gave a glitchy laugh.
"Ugh, Meloetta Can I Tell You Something, You Been Shushing Me For Hours." Genesect grunted.
"In a Moment, Tell me when we reach the kimono theater." Meloetta kept talking behind the backs of other legendaries. "So who has the biggest dick?" Winked Meloetta. "6Pwliekah9" "Palkia" "Palkia" All Three Girls Said.
"Ugh! Can You Three Stop Talking This Is Important!" Genesect growled. "Don't be jealous you aren't as big as Palkia~" Winked Meloetta. Genesect growled and snarled. "Fine; I Won't Try To Warn You Anymore."
They All Reached Ecruteak City.
(Flashback End)
Meloetta began crying. "I was so bitchy! Cause of i all of you will die!"
"Yea They Will Suck Us In Master Balls- And They Are Almost At The End Of Route 34.." Genesect shurgged. "Those Master Ball things h-hurt, we're all g-gonna die!" Shaymin began to have an Anxiety attack. Missing. N0 changed some 1's and 0's and made some medications appear, she gave them to Shaymin and she relaxed. "Thanks Missing. N0" Shaymin smiled. "n20owiwpr0iblem" Missing. N0 said.
"Yea Those Master Ball Things Gonna Hurt, Just How We Were Shoved Into Them When We Lost In The Arceus Competition." Genesect shrugged.
"DON'T YOU EVEN CARE WE WILL ALL DIE." Meloetta yelled. Silence.
"WE CAN'T ESCAPE! WE CAN'T WARN ANYONE! WE ARE FUCKED!" Meloetta cried.
Silence.
"I'm Not Scared." Genesect said.
"w-what?" Meloetta asked still with tears on her face.
"I Said; I'm Not Scared. I Don't Care I Will Die, I Have No Real Legendary Responsibilities, I Have No Home, All I Have Is You Guys. My Friends. If I Will Die, At Least I Am Happy I Will Die With My Friends." Genesect shrugged.
"tatsnf0uckong gayyafyoufumbas27sweal1lstullgonqmfoc2klngdlejssu" Missing. N0 missed the point. "go ga gu ga." Mewtwo drooled.
Meloetta wiped her tears from her face. "Genesect is Right! Even tho we will die! At least we will die together, as friends." Meloetta smiled. "T-that makes me feel better, knowing i will die with my friends gives me closure!" Shaymin seemed happy.
"oh hrotjwejwhay18ejbwgdo60snysjaonssii
8ksheie7djsnsuidkb" Missing. N0 sassed. "go ga ga." Mewtwo was crossed eyed.
"What should we do then?" Shaymin asked. Genesect rubbed his robo chin. "Well While We Wait For Our Deaths Lets Do What We Always Wanted, Kind Of Like Our Final Wish, What Do You Wish For?" Asked Genesect to the glitch.
"iwiemajwujus2xmuruahyeid91mfuficm3ruenakimrksht6ejrukxm4dhdcreemenexn8dyiemenbejejdjsjwjsjaiwnayydorknshekleohndmsmhwkeksnhfirjendmsvrjoxycksisuhejiejdjejdne7j9enxuheiejejejeksinxdueii2kmunuch" She spoke.
Meloetta and Shaymin wiped a tear from their eyes. Genesect seemed surprised. "Wow That Is So Selfless; You're A Good Friend Missing. N0" He nodded. "twHso0isnsks" She giggled.
"What about you?" Genesect asked. "EXPLOSIONS! INSANE! ROBO NEO NAZI ZOMBIE ADOLF HITLER AGU AGU!!!!" Mewtwo laughed. "Let's Put That On The Maybe Bin." Genesect pointed at a trash can in the corner. Meloetta, Shaymin and Missing. N0 laughed.
Even tho they were gonna die they were together and having fun.
"What Is Your Wish Meloetta?" Asked Genesect.
"Hmm i know! My wish is to sing a sing!" Meloetta smiled and changed her clothes into a Kimono Outfit (Yes she didn't care the boys would see her genitals.) Then she found a microphone and turned it on, the lights turned off and the show stage light shined on her.
"Oh Boy." Genesect facepalmed but gave a small smile afterwards.
DING!
(Meloetta's Dazzling Recital - Relic Song (Dazzling Version) By ChocoEli)
Long af magical music.
Meloetta: "We may die tonight, but now i realized that's~~~~ completely fine; I love how it will end with my friends by my side; I feel safe and tame, let's hope our deaths wont be vain!" She sung beautifully.
The other legendaries seemed amazed but had a face like they knew she was gonna sing this perfectly, specially Genesect.
Meloetta gave a cry. Then Genesect, Shaymin, Mewtwo and Missing. N0 gave their cries.
Meloetta: "Meloetta's Moonlight Serenade, Beautiful and Bright! Meloetta's Moonlight Serenade, Full of Grace and Big Lights!
Meloetta's Moonlight Serenade, Magical Delight!~ Meloetta's Moonlight Serenade, What a Wonderful Sight!~
What a Wonderful Sight~~~~" She finished beautifully and perfectly singing.
(Song End - Second Part of Lyrics By Sir Mecha G. )
Claps.
Meloetta blushed and bowed as she levitated down the show stage. Genesect smiled. "I Knew You Would Sing Perfectly." "Thanks~" She giggled but then frowned. "What is your wish Genesect?" She asked.
"Don't Be Silly, I Already Told You. My Wish Is To Spend My Final Time Alive With You All." He gave a melancholic smile. Awes.
"gsueysisjdtdhfifocudnnsoekeyhing" Missing. N0 said. "What was that my Missing Number Missing.No?" Meloetta asked.
"isietshisnskijcoidolmayebbeg1eyjstdkdud0hodysjf1okfbssgskisy4syjfo8dornsb9beyu2bbeyknh5k8asgkcuthbssbku3ctcyxjysjeusidjcocindhsykko" Missing. No explained. She demonstrated by teleporting out of the room. It worked! She then came back in.
"Incredible Try Taking Me Out With You!" Genesect said. Missing. No used her Psychic Bird Type energy to teleport herself out with Genesect. Genesect couldn't pass through the wall. "Damn" Genesect growled. "Missing. N0 you gonna have to go without us, go under the ground so they take longer to find you please! You are our last hope our deaths wont be in vain!" Meloetta yelled. "r0ehgerkr0vger" She said and phased the ground. Now she began to escape like some sort of underground railroad.
The others sighed.
"I Guess Her Wish Of Being Important And Sacrificing Herself For Her Friends Became True." Genesect nodded.
"Shaymin what is your wish?" Meloetta asked her kindly.
"w-well you see u-um...i like uh wanted t-to" Shaymin stuttered.
"Yes?" Meloetta asked. Shaymin relaxed and said-
