The Fairly OddTest
Chapter 4: Crazy Meeting and an Awesome Tour
As Johnny and Dukey arrives to the Porkbelly Park to start investigating the strange energy reading Johnny's sisters found on their computer. Dukey, who is wearing his human disguise of a red and white cap, a light blue short-sleeves shirt with white line on the ends of the sleeves and the words "Not a Dog" on the chest, a dark blue shorts with white lines on the ends, and red and white shoes worriedly look around the park to find the possibly dangerous thing that could harm them, something that is previously unknown to their world. "Are they sure that this is where that energy thing is?" Johnny ask as he look around to see nothing out of the ordinary. "Your sisters are usually right about these things, maybe the lethal thing just left the park already?" Dukey nervously said as he try to give reason to why nothing different is happening right now.
"Well, I also swiped a energy radar which connects to the lab computer before we left the lab, maybe we can check it to see if it has left already." Johnny said as he pull a gray handheld device, which is the radar that Johnny just mentioned, and put it in front of his face. "Why would you take a radar from the lab, when we could just go back home?" Dukey worriedly asked trying to reason with Johnny to go back to their home. "Because this is the first new thing that happens to us lately, and this is a great chance for us." Johnny said as he fiddle with the device. "This is a great chance alright, a great chance that can hurt us and put us into the ground!" Dukey yells hoping to get away before they find the anomaly. "Look, we got the gadgets my sister's gives us to help us if we get into danger, we'll be fine, and besides you getting a porterhouse steak." Johnny said trying to calm down Dukey so they can look for the energy source.
"Well, I guess I can calm down a little, but I'm be still worried for our lives." Dukey said as he took some deep breaths to help calm down. "Okay, I got the signal, it is right over there." Johnny said as he point over the more wooded area of the park on his right. "Well, what are we waiting for?, let head on to the signal." Johnny continues as he start walking over to the area. "Yes, let head to our death." Dukey said sarcastically as he follow Johnny to the source of the signal.
As the two got to where the trees are, they look around to find where the source of the energy radar's signal is at. The two notice a lot of the damage from the prior situations they have been in their lives. "Hey, remember that time your sisters separated your bad side and the badness turns into Bad Johnny, which we managed to trick into a trap here at the park so we can merge you two together again?" Dukey said as he noticed the hole in the ground from their plan to capture Bad Johnny nearby. "That was not as bad as the time I became Johnny X for the second time when we met and have to stop Repto-Slicer or the time I got Bling-Bling's turbo time rewinder to help me play tricks." Johnny said as he also notice the mud trail on a nearby ball from when Bling-Bling got his rewinder back and rewind Johnny falling on the hall multiple times, as well as a few destroyed trees from the right with Repto-Slicer. "Or the time when we and the J.S.E.S.5 team up to stop Dark Vegan's second invasion of Earth during Earth Festival Day." Dukey said as he notice some cut-off fallen tress from that day as well.
"Yeah, those were the days when we got in some insane adventures to deal with." Johnny said laughing a little bit as he sighs remembering their old adventures in their hometown. "Now, where is that loser Test, he hasn't gotten his after-school beating yet." A familiar voice yell out as Johnny look around for the speaker. "Hey, isn't that Bumper's voice?" Dukey ask nervously as he look around himself to find where Bumper at. "Huh, I guess it has been two hours since I last seen Bumper in the school's hallway." Johnny said realizing how long it has been since school ended. "didn't you said Bumper tried to bully you earlier?" Dukey asking Johnny wondering about why Bumper would be at the park right now.
"Yeah, I paralysed him using the anti-bully protection function in my wristwatch when he tried to do it." Johnny said giving an explanation on Bumper's search for him. "Maybe we can avoid him for the time being while we continues our search." Johnny continues as he look back at the handheld device in his hands. "Yeah, I can go by that plan." Dukey said happily agreeing to Johnny's suggestion for avoid Bumper. "Hey, geek." Bumper said as the two look around to see that Bumper isn't around or talking to them. "Well, as must as I want to avoid Bumper right now, it look like he is in the direction of the signal." Johnny said as he realize the signal is, in fact, in the direction of Bumper's voice. "Aww man, I hate having to go in situations where we can get hurt big time." Dukey whined as he and Johnny walk into the direction where Bumper is at.
When the two got to Bumper's location, hiding behind some bushes around it, they notice that Bumper was holding up a pink-hatted, buck-toothed boy by the collar of his shirt. "Man, that kid is in the wrong place at the wrong time." Johnny said cringing at the boy's current situation with Bumper holding on the boy's collar. "Ok, Geek, you gonna tell me where Test is at." Bumper ask the boy aggressively as he shake the boy around. "Johnny, you need to help that kid." Dukey said to Johnny as he continues to look on at the situation. "Why do I has to do it?" Johnny ask curious at his friend as he look on the situation himself too. "Because you're the one that got him in this situation and you are the one Bumper is looking for." Dukey whisper to Johnny, keeping quiet to not let Bumper know they are there, explaining why he should do it.
"You were the one who agreed to my suggestion to avoid Bumper anyway." Johnny whisper yell at Dukey reminding him of his agreement to the plan. "Yes I did and while I still feel like running, we should still help the kid out." Dukey said as while he agreed to Johnny's statement, but still want to help out the boy. As Johnny look back at Bumper's interrogation, he notice the boy about to answer. "Ok, first of all, stop shaking me like a rag doll to ask your question, and second, I don't know who that is anything." The boy said as his eyes have swirly symbol in them with his head hanging back. "I has to admit, that kid do got spunk to talk back to Bumper like that." Johnny said commending to the fact that the boy talking to Bumper like that.
"Well, will you help him out of this situation with Bumper?" Dukey ask Johnny on his decision on the matter. As Johnny think over his decision on what to do about this situation, he notice that Bumper finish his warning to the smaller boy and the boy bracing for a beating from the bigger kid, which quickly made his decision. "Alright, alright I help the kid out, but only because he got serious spunk on talking back to Bumper anyway." Johnny said exasperated as he walk out of the bushes over to Bumper. "Hey, Bumper, you're looking for me?" Johnny cockly ask with his hands in his pocket as the two boys look over to him.
As Timmy look at the flaming-haired boy with a hazard symbol on his black shirt, who he realize is the aforementioned Test kid. He notice Johnny have his hands in his pockets with a look in his eyes he recognized as the boy having a plan up his sleeves to get him out of this situation. "Well, Test, I been looking all over for you since you freeze me like a statue at school earlier with your watch." Bumper said grinning sinisterly at the fact that he can now beat up on Test and the smaller kid too. "Well, I was just in the neighborhood when I have notice that you were bullying this short and stubby kid." Johnny said confidently he look over to Timmy himself and wave his hand over his direction when he mentioned the short and stubby part. His statement made him a little bit peeved, but he understands that he just said that to help him out of this problem.
"You know, while he is distracted, you could wish to get away from here like a t-rex sneaking away, Timmy." Cosmo whisper to him still disguised as his backpack as Timmy remember he can wish himself out of this situation. "And leave that boy to deal with this bully by himself?, you could help him out too." Wanda whisper disguised as his wristband as she want her godchild to help out. As Timmy look back and forth at the spat between the two boys while still being held up by his collar, he notice that Johnny is already going to says something more. "Why don't you let go of that boy and then you can deal with little ol' me?" Johnny offers innocently, but secretly have a plan in mind as Bumper look back between the boy he is holding up and Johnny himself in front of him, considering his options on the matter before he grins, making his decision already. "Ok, Test, I let go of this little geek, but when I get done with you, the kid is next on my list." Bumper said as he let go of Timmy's collar, dropping the smaller boy on the ground.
Timmy got up and walk a few feet away from Bumper as he look back between the two, "Guys, I wish I have a taser in the backpack." Timmy quietly ask as his fairies grant his wish which is symbolizes by a pink cloud coming from Cosmo's open zipper. "Well, Test, like I was saying earlier, I hope you are ready for.." Bumper saying sinsterly as he punch his open hand, however, before he could finish, he was cover with a flash of lightning as he starting to twitch and turn quickly. Johnny look behind Bumper to see Timmy himself holding a taser to Bumper's side, grinning at the smaller kid's resourcefulness. When Timmy pull the taser away from Bumper's side, the bigger boy flop over and fell to the ground. "Wow, I didn't notice that you have a taser on you." Johnny said pleased to Timmy as he pull his hands out of his pocket s.
"Well, to be fair, I forgot I has it on me for a minute there." Timmy respond calmly to him as he twirled his fingers in front of him as the two walk in front of each other's. "The name Johnny, Johnny Test." Johnny said as he put his hand out in front of him. "Timmy Turner, please to meet you." Timmy said as he put out his own hand and took Johnny's hand, shaking it in sign of their first meeting and as thanks for helping each others out. "So, Timmy, where did you come from?" Johnny ask Timmy wondering about where he came from, as he have never seen him before today. "I just recently move into town from my old home." Timmy said to Johnny calmly lying about how he have got here. Johnny, however, notice the lie that the smaller boy made, having lies to other people before himself, but before he could comment on the lie, Dukey run out of the bushes over to the two boys.
"Johnny, I'm so glad that you two managed to take down Bumper without getting hurt." Dukey said as he hug Johnny tightly. "Dukey, please let go of me already." Johnny said struggling to breathe as he started to turn blue. "Oh, right, sorry." Dukey said nervously as he let go of Johnny immediately, dropping him on the ground, "Thank you." Johnny said weary of his lack of oxygen earlier. "Who is he." Timmy ask Johnny curious about the new arrival who just ran out of the bushes. "Oh, that just Dukey, he is my best friend, he have a rare hair disease." Johnny said as he got up feeling better then before he got crushed by Dukey's tight hug.
Timmy also notice his lie while he also took notice of Dukey's apparent hairy appearance, dues to their similar natures as they are both liars. but chose to not comment on it. "Hey, how are you doing?" Dukey ask curious as he put his hand out for Timmy to take, which he does a second later, shaking it as well. "Doing pretty great, beside almost getting bullied by this guy." Timmy said as he gestures hanc open hand to the fallen Bumper. "Yeah, well, Bumper is like that to every kids in Porkbelly." Johnny said explaining Bumper's usual nature to other kids. 'Huh, Porkbelly, so that the name of the city I am in.' Timmy thought to himself as he learn of the city's name.
"So, is there anything to do in this city?" Timmy ask curious as he put his hands in his pockets and he look around the area they are in. Johnny look at him as he think about what to do, continue looking for the energy anomaly or help Timmy out on what there is to do in Porkbelly. He put his fingers on his chin as he think about his decision, turning around as he trying to figure out his decision on what to do. "Maybe we show him around the town, I mean, we could always investigate that thing later, maybe never?" Dukey said hoping that Johnny would show Timmy around the town and forgot about the anomaly altogether. Johnny look back at Dukey as he continue to think on his choices, then at Timmy and quickly made his decision. Johnny sighed as he turn around to look at Timmy, "Yeah, I guess I can show Double T here around town and show him what to do here." Johnny said as he put his own hands in his pockets and sighs. "Well, what are we waiting for?, we should get a move on." Dukey said excitedly as he led the two kids out of the park, unknown that Johnny's radar was picking up the signal near them, right where Timmy himself is at.
As the three head down the street after they got out of the Park, Timmy look around the town of Porkbelly to notice some similarities to his own town. Similarities to Dimmsdale, yes, but also differences of its own as well, like the canyon wall he see surrounding the whole town. He turn his head back to Johnny and Dukey to see Johnny pointing at a nearby one story building that is purple, with a reddish-purple roof, four different colored saturn icons near a giant fireball with the words 'Game Galaxy' on it. "That is the local video game store here in Porkbelly, it's have great games like Smash Badger, Tiny'mon, and Thrasher Grind, it also got some great game systems too." Johnny said explaining the nature of the store while he continue to walk. "Those games sound awesome, kinda like the games I usually played." Timmy said excitedly as they cross the street over to the next one as the game store become less visible to them.
"What types of games do you play, anyway?" Johnny ask curious as he put his hands behind his head looking down the street. "Mainly games based on Crimson Chin and Crash Nebula, two of my favorite fictional heroes." Timmy said explaining as he put his own hands in his pocket looking around. That got Johnny thinking about Timmy's statement, as he hasn't heard of those two characters before in his life. However, he notice a red one-story building with a green canopy with a bay window nearby with a sign that says 'Porkbelly's Sweet Tooth', which distracted him, Johnny grin as he point at the building. "And that there is the Candy store me and Dukey goes to get candies, like Choco-Pigs, Kandy-roos, and Caramel-Dogs." Johnny said confidently stating the store's purpose and it's treats.
"Wait, what about the Piles 'O Honey Bars, Johnny?" Dukey ask Johnny curious about his reason for not mentioning the candy bars, "What is Piles 'O Honey Bars?" Timmy ask as he himself curious about what the Candy bars are. "Oh, it's just a more healthy alternative candy, you know, I used to think that the Candy was barf, but after actually trying it, it's not really that bad." Johnny said explaining the nature of the Piles 'O Honey Bars and his history with it. "Sound good, maybe when we're done with the tour, we can go in and get some candies?" Timmy said excitedly actually hoping for try some of those candies for himself. "Well, then let continue the tour downtown." Dukey said as the three continues to walk the street to Downtown Porkbelly.
The three individuals manage to got to Porkbelly downtown area, where some of the more exciting places are at. They got nearby to see an fence with a rollercoaster and a ferris wheel behind it across the street next to them. "This fence there cover the Porkbelly Party-Fun Amusement Land-Park, which have rides such as the Super Drop Mondo Coaster Extreme, a bounce house, and a log flume ride." Johnny said excitingly talking about the park and it's rides. "That's sound so cool, we totally need to come here later." Timmy said as he would enjoy a trip to the amusement park, since his last few trips at amusement parks didn't work out so well, his fairies took a somber look as they remember his trips at those amusement parks weren't fun to him. "Well, we could come by later when we are done with the tour." Johnny said excited as he and the other two head further down the street, leaving the amusement park behind.
As the three continues with the tour, Timmy took a look down at his fairies, who wink at him in encouragement as he walk with the other twos. Johnny look to notice the other boy look at his stuffs, which he notices have eyes and mouths on them, but pays no mind as he look back toward the front to notice a wire fence surrounding a pool of water. He point his thumb at the area, "And that there is the Porkbelly Community Pool, where we goes to soak up and relax in the pool during the summer of anytime really." Johnny said as he explain what he and his close ones usually do at the pool. "Maybe we can skip that one and go on ahead?" Timmy ask as he didn't have a good experience at pools. "What, scared of a little swimming?" Johnny ask mockingly as he was just poking a little fun at the buck-toothed boy. "I just have a bad experience with a swimming pool, that's all." Timmy said quickly as he doesn't really want to explain it to the flaming-haired boy.
"Okay, okay, we can go on, I just wanted to poke some fun a little." Johnny said reassuring Timmy as the three continues their walk further down the way, letting the pool behind. As Timmy look around the street, he notice the Wacko Toy building in his sights and pointed at the building. "Hey, what about that building over there?" Timmy said as the other two look where he pointing at and see the building. Johnny and Dukey's eyes widen seeing the building and turn around to Timmy's direction. "Oh, that's just Wacko's corporate building, it is nothing of importance." Johnny said calmly as he tried to persuade him to lose interest. "Yep, nothing exciting about that place, we should go on ahead." Dukey said nervously helping Johnny persuade Timmy to leave the area.
Timmy cross his arms as he look on seriously at the two, knowing they are hiding something about the building. "Okay, what is up with you two, you acting like this building is nothing, but trouble." Timmy said as his eyes' upper lid drop down as he look at the two seriously. The boy and the disguised dog exchange looks to each other's as they contemplate whenever to tell the pink-hatted boy or not. They then both sighs as they decided to tell him what up, "Okay, look Wacko is a toy developer who make toys for kids here in Porkbelly." Johnny said calmly as he explain what Wacko does for a living. "Wow, if he make toys, then why are you acting like he is trouble?" Timmy ask him as he wonder what Johnny's beef is with Wacko.
"Because Wacko really hate kids and make toys that are super dangerous to them." Dukey said as he help explain why they both don't like Wacko, well not after the robo-pals. "Oh, well I guess that make sense, that reminds me of a certain crazy teacher at my old school." Timmy said now understanding of the situation between the two individuals and the CEO himself. "Well, that is about pretty much the most exciting places that in town, do you want to head over to my house to hang out some more?" Johnny said asking the smaller buck-toothed boy to come with them to his own house. Timmy uncross his arms and place his fingers on his chin as he think about his choices to wherever to go to Johnny's house or not. As he was contemplating his decision, his fairies was making hints to him to take the offer to help him relaxes. This does help with his decision on what to do, "Okay, sure I could hang out with you guys at your house." Timmy said agreeing to head to Johnny's house with the twos.
"Well, what are we waiting for?, let's head to my house." Johnny said calmly as he lead the other two to his house, unknowing of the events which will lead to strange new things in their lives.
