Fake-Ass Legends! Part 3

"I want to be in an orgy." Shaymin said. "Woah really?" Asked Meloetta. "Yep!" Shaymin Land Form Turned into Shaymin Sky Form. "Well Don't Mind If I Do!" Genesect began to fuck Shaymin and Meloetta, Moans being heard from the three legends. Mewtwo just got a boner in the background and kept being autistic but joined them. "Fuck me yes ah!" Shaymin sky form panted. "I'm I Bigger Than Palkia Now Meloetta!" Genesect fucked Meloetta's Tight cunt. "Ah YES AH FUCK ME YES OH YES AH RIGHT THERE AHHHH" Meloetta did a Ahegao face. Using his hand Genesect fingered Shaymin Sky form; Both females were cum drooling moaning sluts. Mewtwo stuffed some cum in their butts.

'I hope you can get the message to Arceus Missing. N0, we need you' Genesect thought as he fucked both girls. "AH!" "YES!" They moan.

(Route 34)

Team Mew was almost out of Route 34 they were near the Daycare.

The PumpKingKing teleported in. "Slap someone's ass and you win a free Master Ball!" He grinned.

Dusclops slapped Vespiqueens ass. "AH! YOU RUFFIAN!" She glared blushing. The pkk gave them one master ball.

(Goldenrod City)

"Mates Rates!" Lucario yelled. "Woah! Look at all the beautiful discounts!" Vespiqueen said with stars on her eyes. Sylveon smiled approvingly and Flareon tried to blend in the crowd.

"I don't know guys 100% off seems a bit...off.." Volcarona said. "Shut up! No one cares what you think you ugly fat moth!" Lunatone yelled. Volcarona seemed surprised.

Volcarona(Team Mew): She looked at her voluptuous body and looked at the camara frowning. "...I'm...fat?" She asked.

(Route 35)

They reached the end of Route 35 The pkk was blocking the way to a small path side into the grass.

"You gotta go through National Park." He said. "Wouldn't it be easier if we cutted through here." Dusclops said. "It would." He was cross eyed.

(The Gate)

The pkk covered the path of "Sorry no Pokeathlon yet." He said.

"Couldn't you just had said that in Route 35?" Asked Sylveon.

"I should had." Pk was derp faced.

Awkward Stares.

(National Park)

The PumpKingKing was sitting in the first bench near the Gate, he was feeding 4 Pidgey seeds, then he saw Team Mew and spoke.

"Welcome to National Park! Find the two hidden master balls around here and you're all gone." He deadpanned. Then he saw the only one that didn't leave was Volcarona. "Ah! Our Finalist! Listen for staying i'll tell you a clue, your team wont be able to pass to the next area without every member, that means-" The pkk showed Volcarona her team, it seemed one was missing. "VESPIQUEEN! Thanks PumpKingKing!" Volcarona quickly went to Goldenrod City again. "You're welcome!" A Pidgey with the face of pkk said in a weird high pitched voice. This startled the other Pidgeys and they flew off. PumpKingKing laughed and ate the pidgey that had this face afterwards gave a content burp and grin.

Lucario found a Master Ball on top of the water fountain in the middle of National Park and Dusclops found a Master Ball were a certain HM for Dig would be hidden, however instead of that HM was The Master Ball.

They all went to the gates.

(The Gates)

"YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!" The PumpKingKing spoke in a Gandalf cosplay.

"What! Why!?" Dusclops growled.

"You all missing two team members, sorry but you aren't allowed to pass." He now spoke wearing a fancy red movie guard suit.

"~It's Volcarona and Vespiqueen.~" Flareon said.

"WHAT! THOSE TWO WEAK LOSERS WILL MAKE US LOSE WE ALL KNOW ALL GIRLS ARE WEAK!!!!" Lunatone yelled. The boys there looked worried. "Excuse me!?" Flareon yelled. "Pardon?" Asked Sylveon glaring. "Crickey. What was that you bloody tosser." Lucario tipped her fedora. Psyduck looked at him boredly (To blend in the crowd)

Foe smoked a cigarette nervously. Dusclops ignored the fight boredly. "Girls are the weak sex of course, men are the real deal, girls are just dumb leech sluts they all suck and should all bow down to me and suck my dick!" Lunatone yelled. "You have a dick?" Asked Dusclops. Lunatone was about to speak but was interrupted. "Volcarona Deux Ex Machina stand a side!" Volcarona came bringing Vespiqueen with her, Vespiqueen flailed her black line arms. "NOOOO THE SALES THE BEAUTIFUL SALES NOOOOOO THEY'RE FOR ME H!" "They were fake Vespiqueen; Nothing but a ruse." Volcarona consoled her.

Vespiqueen gave a sad sigh. "Fine.."

The pkk allowed them to go to route 36.

(Route 36)

Psyduck kicked the shit out of a Sudowoodo using her Water Typing.

(Side Path)

"So which way do we go?" Asked Volcarona. "Shut Up! You dumb fucking fat moth!" Lunatone yelled.

"Hey Back off her you ruffian!" Vespiqueen yelled. "Make me Queen Bitch!" Lunatone grinned. Vespiqueen seemed disgusted. "Repulsive!" She glared daggers.

Dusclops finished floating up in the sky to see which way lead to which city. "Right Takes us to Violet City and Left takes us to Ecruteak City." Dusclops said.

"We go left." Lucario spoke australian like a Manitoba Smith.

(Route 37)

They were very close to Ecruteak City. "Do you guys wonder why there are no feral pokemon in the tall grass?" Volcarona asked. "Shut Up!" Lunatone yelled. Volcarona whimpered and everyone else looked at Lunatone with a bored expression.

(Ecruteak City)

"We made it!" Sylveon smiled.

"Yay now we have to-" Volcarona cheered but was then interrupted by Lunatone. "MY GOD CAN YOU SHUT UP YOU ARE A PATHETIC STUPID FATTY UGLY ASS MOTH AND NOBODY LIKES YOU! SO KILL YOURSELF!!!!" Lunatone growled.

Volcarona began to cry. The air was awkward. "I like Volcarona."

Everyone looked at where the voice was from; It was Vespiqueen. "Volcarona is my friend, i thought she was your friend too, i don't know why you're so mean but please change not for us but for you cause you look petty and pathetic, maybe even like a spoiled brat bitch." Vespiqueen glared.

"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!" Lunatone charged at Vespiqueen; Vespiqueen became pale and Stiff, she couldn't move cause of sheer fear; her eyes widened in surprise and fear.

Bug Buzz.

"AHHHH FUCK!" Lunatone growled taking the super effective attack.

Everyone saw who attacked; It wasn't Vespiqueen, it was a frowning Volcarona who did it.

"YOU DUMB FAT BITCH! NO ONE WILL LOVE YO-" Lunatone was talking but Vespiqueen used Attack Order. Super Effective.

Lunatone fainted.

Silence.

Volcarona sighed as Vespiqueen consoled her. Using her psychic powers Psyduck levitated and carried the fainted Lunatone.

"That was something." Sylveon frowned. Flareon nodded.

"Yea!UGH!" Foe began to violently cough. "Crikey Mate you okay!?" Lucario asked. "Nope! My Lung hurts a lot bro help me tho." Foe begged. "Hurry Up Foe. We Almost Reach The Theater." Dusclops grunted. Lucario growled. "Can't you see he is hurt! He needs Help!"

Dusclops rolled his eye. "Whatever, let's go everyone we can't waste time."

Team Mew followed Dusclops to the Ecruteak Dance Theater, so now Lucario and Foe were all alone in the gates of Ecruteak City.

The Sun was setting; so it was a Sunset. Foe and Lucario smiled.

"Pretty sunset eh bro?" Foe was about to smoke a blunt but Lucario slapped it away. "Mate you gotta take care if your health; Where do you even get these durry darts from?" She asked.

"My Mohawk look!" Foe took a pack of Cigars from his BIG BLACK mohawk. Lucario seemed surprised and she looked at Foe with soft eyes. "Please Mate you are a good Bruce so please try to stop smokin' all these Durrys, Darts and Ciggys please i don't want to lose such a Dardy and Gnarly mate eh? If i did i would defo be devo." Lucario frowned.

Foe frowned and even tho he wanted to smoke his didn't want to upset her. So for her he would stop, he threw the packs of cigars, the cartons cigarettes and the hundreds of Blunts inside his mohawk. Then there was none. Afterwards Foe smiled and hugged her; Everyone feared Foe, he was a fusion, his appearance and his name; Foe. Lucario treating him with love and respect made him feel so happy. "Thank you" Foe cried. Lucario looked surprised but hugged him. "No Problem Mate." Lucario smiled and hugged him. They both blushed as the sunset looked beautiful; shining on them.

Dusclops came back. "You two finished your smooch fest, PumpKingKing said we couldn't go in if our whole team wasn't inside, he was also wearing a weird Kimono costume.." He growled.

"Tch Tosser, we weren't smooching ya Ankle Bitter!" Lucario growled and flushed but Foe placed his hand on her shoulder. "Don't get mad bro we gotta finish this challenge tho oh?" Foe gave a cute smile. Lucario sighed an smiled. "Aight Mate; Arvo will end soon so we gotta hurry!" "Yea!" Smiled Foe; Dusclops rolled his eye boredly.

They three walked to the double Kimono Dance Theater Doors and opened it slowly; what they found was-

(Meanwhile in Azalea Town)

We see Team PumpKingKing not here! Oh wait the camara turned a bit more to the left and it was revealed they were all fighting, they still didn't go inside Slowpoke Well. Oh Well hehe get it?-