Ok I'm going to do the request everyone has been wanting me to do since day one. A genderbent one of the boys episode. Oh and by the way Relative chaos is not cannon in this story. So the Santiagos are still in royal Woods.

The story starts with Linka and Claire looking through Linka's fridge. "Pizza, wings, salsa dip and guac." said Linka as she tasted the guacamole and gagged.

"I think it's pronounced guacamole." Claire corrected.

"Whatever. This looks like Loki is planning another game night." Linka narrowed her eyes.

"I hope Loki doesn't fatten up." Claire said and began to day dream about Loki on a beach wearing light blue swim trunks and slowly run on the beach.

"Let me guess? The beach?" Linka asked as Claire nodded. Linka gasped with joy and grabbed a jar of peanut butter. "Peanut butter! Yum!"

Lex walks in and noticed Linka holding the jar of peanut butter. "You know Linka that stuff tastes good if you taste with your finger." Lexx suggested.

"Eww! I'm not doing that Lexx!" Linka protested.

"You sure know how to pick your battles Linka!" Lane laughed while holding Mrs. Coconuts.

"You guys mind!" Linka groaned and her two brothers walked away. "Sometimes I wish I had ten sisters instead of ten brothers."

"Oh come on Linka it's not that bad." said Claire.

Linka sighs and turns to the readers. "Oh Claire. She doesn't know what it's like to live with ten brothers." said Linka.

*flashback 1*

Linka is walking down the hall wearing a bathrobe and when she enters the bathroom she sees that it's a mess and Linka growls in frustration.

*Flashback 2*

The siblings are in Loki and Loni's room having a meeting. "Ok what do you guys want to do today?" Loki asked and he sees Linka raising her hand. "Yes Linka?"

"How about we all go to the mall?" Linka suggested and her brothers all imitate a buzzer and gave her thumbs down.

"Juan Juan's?" Linka suggested and her brothers gave her the same response and thumbs down.

"Ok how about" Before Linka could finish her brothers interrupt her.

"No!" The brothers all replied.

"I didn't even finish!" Linka stated.

"I think I know just the place." said Loki.

We see Luke and Lynn on a roller coaster in Dairyland and the coaster goes down. "Linka don't spill my soda!" Lynn shouted. Linka is shown with a deadpan look on her face holding soda and popcorn.

*Flashback 3*

Linka opens the door and sees Ron Andy. "Hey Ron Andy." Linka smiled.

"You ready to go?" Ron Andy asked but he sees Linka's brothers and they all glared at him and Leon pounded his fists.

"Get him!" Loki shouted and the Loud brothers tackled Ron Andy and gave him a Dutch oven.

"Aw gross my mouth was open!" Ron Andy exclaimed as Linka faceplamed.

*Flashback 4*

Linka is in her room reading a book and when she turns the page she gets a paper cut. "Ow! Papercut!" Linka said.

Then her brothers all barged in. "You ok sis!?" Lynn asked.

"Here's Bun Bun." Luke held Bun Bun.

"Do you need Leon to kiss your boo boos?" Loni asked while holding Leon.

"Do you need band aids?" Leif asked.

Before Linka could get those things, Levi enters Linka's room with defibrillator and placed them on his sister. "Clear!" Levi shouted.

Linka screams in pain and the flashback ends.


Back to the present.

"Good point." Claire agreed.

"I wish I had ten sisters instead of ten brothers." said Linka.

"Well I wish you would stop eating our chocolate!" Levi said with his fists on his hips.

"Well I'm sorry for being a chocoholic!" Linka exclaimed sarcastically. Linka puts the peanut butter away and walks away with Claire by her side.

"Hmmm." Levi began to think and he smirks.


Later that night, Linka was sound asleep and when she opened her eyes, she sees Levi sitting cross legged and rubbing his chin.

Linka screams and turns on the light. "Levi? What are you doing in my room?" Linka asked glaring at the smart brother.

"Well I came up with something to make your wish come true." said Levi and presents a watch.

"Looks like a watch Levi." Linka said. "Have you been eating Linka's protein powder again?"

Levi presses a button and portal opens up. "Holy marinara sauce!" Linka exclaimed.

"So are we doing or am I going to let Leif going a dimension where he's a frog?" Levi asked.

"Heck yeah!" Linka cheered.

"Good. One more thing, you have 24 hours to get out of that dimension or else you're trapped there forever." Levi explained.

"I got it." Linka said and put the watch on left wrist.

"Good, now if you excuse me I have to break Leif the bad news" Levi said and pushed Linka though the portal.


The portal opened in the hallway and Linka comes out of the portal and she looks around. "This doesn't look like a different dimension." Linka said.

Then Lori walked out of her room texting on her phone. "OMG that is literally LOL! Come on Leni." Lori said.

Leni walked through the doorway, but she hits the threshold. "Ouchie! Lori who moved the doorway?" Leni asked.

Then Luna steps out of her room with a guitar in her hands and strums it. "Ready sis?" Luna said. "You coming sis?"

Then Mr. Coconuts come out of the room. "I woodn't miss it!"

Then Luan comes out of the room and laughs. "Good one Mr. Coconuts." Luan laughed.

Then girl Lynn steps out of her room and tosses a football in the air. "It's game time." said Lynn (girl)

Lucy exited her room and closes the door. "Sigh." She said.

Linka hears honking coming from another room and Lana exits her room with a frog in her hands. "Quit honking Lola or you'll get a frog down you're dress!"

Then Lola drives out of her room with her pink princess car. "Do it or I'm telling dad." Lola replied. "DAD!"

Lana tackles Lola and the twins began to fight, Lisa exited her room with a baby crying in the background. "Will you mute yourselves, so our youngest sister can slumber!" Lisa shouted.

"Speak English Lisa!" The twins shouted back.

"Gladly. Shut your pie holes so Lily can sleep!" Lisa shouted as the twins fought all the way downstairs and Lisa walks downstairs where her sisters are at the door.

"Hey Linka are you coming or what?" Lori called out.

"Where are going? Linka asked with a tone of frustration. "Dairyland?" Linka scoffed and her sisters all look at her.

"Um no. We're going to the mall. It was literally your idea." Lori pointed out.

"It was?" Linka asked while smile grew on her face. While her sisters get into Vanzilla.

"This is great my brothers would never go to the mall." Linka said.

"Brothers?" Leni asked.

"You know the monks." Linka replied. "They hate department stores."

"Oh that makes sense." Leni said and walked to Vanzilla.

"This is the best day ever!" Linka cheered.


Vanzilla is driving through town and the girls had a great time at the mall. "We literally had a great time. Nice idea going to the mall sis." said Lori.

"No problem Lori." said Linka.

"You made a trip the mall a rocking time." Luna said.

"I feel joy." said Lucy with a deadpan look.

Then Linka got a text. "Oh it's from Ron Andy. He wants to go out tomorrow." Linka waited for the reaction, but all of the sisters all squealed in excitement.

"You and Ron Andy make like a adorable couple." Leni said.

"Can I be the flower girl at your future wedding!?" Lola begged.

"Easy girls. We need to wait and see." said Linka as she chuckled.


They were all at Juan Juan's sitting at a table. "To Linka!" Lori said and raised her glass.

"To Linka!" The sisters all raised their glasses.

"Thanks sisters." said Linka.


Vanzilla pulls into the driveway and they exit the van, where they see Rita holding Lily. "Hi Mom!" The Loud sisters all greeted.

"Hi girls how was the mall?" Rita asked.

"It was great Mom." Lori said.

Then Lynn Sr. comes out of the house. "Hey girls how would you like to come go karting with me?" He asked.

The girls politely said no and walked inside. "Sometimes I wish I had a son." Lynn Sr. sighed.

Linka walked upstairs and she looked at her sisters realizing that she got her wish. "Best day ever. I want this to last forever. In fact." Links removed Levi's Dimensional travel watch and threw it in the garbage can. "I can stay here forever."

"Hey Linka the Dream boat is on!" Lori called from downstairs and Linka ran downstairs to watch the dream boat.


Later that night, Linka walked straight to her room and when she opened the door it was actually a linen closest. "What the? Hey Lynn what happened to my room?" Linka asked.

"Same where it's always been." Lynn said and revealed Lynn and Lucy's room, but with bunk beds and a coffin.

"All three of us sleep in the same room?" Linka asked.

"Of course we do. Where do you think we would sleep in the linen closet?" Lynn chuckled.

When the three girls were getting into bed and Linka climbed the top bunk she couldn't find a certain stuffed animal. "Wait where's Bun Bun!?" Linka exclaimed

and looked everywhere on the bed.

"Lola destroyed Bun Bun by tearing him to shreds." Lynn answered.

"I gave him a good funeral." Lucy said and closed her coffin door.

"Well good night Linka." Lynn said and went to bed.

Linka tried to go to bed without her stuffed animal, but sooner or later she managed to get some sleep.


The next day Linka woke and sees Lucy's bat colony, she screams and falls off her bed landing on Lynn's sports bag. "Stupid bat colony." Linka said as she got up. "But I have another day in paradise."

Linka exited her room and walked to the bathroom and then she bumps into Luna and sees a line to the bathroom. "A line to the bathroom!?" Linka exclaimed.

"Yeah Linka we all have to wait our turn." Luna replied.

"Well that's just great." Linka groaned sarcastically.

As time went by the line got shorter and shorter. Then Linka went to the bathroom, but then she exited the bathroom. "I forgot my loofa!" Linka said and went to her room to get her loofa. When she returned Linka sees another long line to the bathroom. "Dang it." Linka sighed.


Later that day Linka was painting her nails in her room and Lola enters her room. "So are you painting your nails?" Lola asked.

"Yes I am. How do they look?" Linka asked, showing Lola her red painted nails.

Lola didn't say a word, she just looked at them and grabbed Linka's blouse dragged her face to Lola's face. "Listen here Linka. I'm the pretty one around here, not you. If I ever see a single trace of make up on you. You'll be sorry." Lola said with a evil grin on her face, she let go of Linka and walked away.

"What the heck was that about?" Linka asked.


Meanwhile all the Loud sisters were in the family room watching tv and Linka was reading a magazine until she gets a paper cut. "Ow a paper cut!" Linka cried out. But her sisters were still watching tv. "Um girls I have a paper cut."

"That's a you problem Linka, not ours." Luna said whiling strumming her guitar.

"Lily would you like to kiss my boo boo?" Linka asked her baby sister. But Lily shook her head. "Whatever I got to get ready to hang out with Ron Andy."

"Girls our sister needs to get ready for a date." Lori said and all of the sisters sans Linka nodded.

The Louds all surrounded Linka and did her hair, add some make up and fixed up her clothes and she was ready for her date. "All done!" The Loud sisters said.

Leni held a mirror to Linka's face and she gasped in horror, her make up looked a little clownish. "You are totes ready for your date Linka." Leni smiled.

"I look awful!" Linka shouted and ran upstairs. "Ok screw this place I need to leave this Dimension."

Linka found the same trash can that she threw her watch out and dig through the trash looking for it. "Where is it?" Linka asked herself.

"What are you doing Linka?" Luan asked.

"Looking for a earring I think I threw it out." said Linka.

"I hear you Loud and clear!" Luan laughed. "Get it?" Linka didn't laugh at Luan's bad pun. "Well I'll check if it's in my room." Luan walked into her room.

Linka found the watch and her eyes widened that she has 15 seconds to return home. "I need to leave now!" Linka presses a button and a portal opens up, so Linka jumps in the portal with only a second to spare.


The portal opens up in a dark small room and Linka comes out of the portal and lands on the floor. "My room! Bun Bun!" Linka shouted and hugged Bun Bun. "I'm home!"

Then the lights turn on and Linka sees her sisters right at the threshold of the door. "Oh no, I'm back here." Linka gulped.

"Are you Ok?" Lynn asked.

"Do you need some water?" Lana asked.

"Did you had a nightmare?" Lori asked.

"Wait are they being nice to me?" Linka asked.

"Do you want to talk what's bothering you Lincoln?" Leni asked.

"Lincoln?!" Linka questioned and looked around her room. The walls were tan brown, there were action figures instead of dolls, comics, and pictures of her as a boy and a boy version of Claire. She looked down and noticed that her toenails are clear. But Linka looked in the mirror and she was a boy, with short white hair, wearing a orange polo shirt and blue jeans. She has become Lincoln Loud. "I'm in the wrong dimension!" Linka screams.


Linka woke up and sees that her room is back to normal, but she checks the mirror and she is real girl. "Oh thank goodness." Linka sighed in relief.

Then her brothers bust through the door. "Are you Ok?" Loki asked.

"Here's Bun Bun!" Luke said and handed Bun Bun to Linka.

"Do you want us to stay with you until you fell asleep?" Loni asked.

"No thanks. But thanks guys, I love you guys." said Linka.

"Awwwwww!" The brothers said.

"I'll never complain about my brothers again." said Linka.

"Brothers?" The Loud Bros questioned.

"You know the monks!" Linka quickly said.

"Hey I think you drop this." Loni said and held a watch up to Linka.

Linka screamed and grabbed the watch and smashes it. "Linka that was my watch! You're going to pay for that!" Loki said.

"Please don't destroy Bun Bun!" Linka begged.

"I meant paying with money." Loki replied.

"Oh sorry Loki." said Linka.

"You have no class Linka." Lexx said as the rest of the brothers went back to bed.

"After something like that I would rather have 10 brothers who have my back other than 10 sisters." Linka said and went back to bed.

That was the one shot you all requested. Like I said before the Santiagos are still in Royal Woods, because I just didn't like Relative chaos. So it never happened in this story. Anyway stay tuned for the next story which would be either pool party crushers or Leif take a bath. Please review.