Fake-Ass Legends! Part 4!!!!
(Ecruteak Kimono Dance Theater)
Team Mew opened the double doors. They saw 4 legendaries sitting on the cushions, they seem like they were expecting them. (They had finished their orgy)
"Hi!" Volcarona waved but Vespiqueen got in front of her. "Stranger Danger!" She yelped.
The Double Doors closed behind Team Mew. Team Mew didn't notice but the legends did.
"W-well let's change that! My name is Meloetta and these are my friends Genesect, Shaymin land form and Mewtwo!" She smiled.
"You um can call me Shaymin if you want." Shaymin smiled. "gau BRAINS YEEti!" Mewtwo was aloof.
"Sup." Genesect crossed his arms and grunted.
"Well sorry to inform you but we have to catch you." Psyduck stared. "Oh Sure, No Problem." Genesect said. Team Mew began to get closer and then Genesect spoke. "Other Than The Fact What You Are Doing Is Illegal! Mew Or The PumpKingKing Never Asked Us If We Could Play Their Little Game And Be Catched! And Even If They Did We Would Had Refused! Those Master Ball Things Hurt! You Are Hurting Us Without Our Consent And That Means; You Are All Bad Guys." Genesect glared.
"We're bad guys!?" Sylveon frowned. "Listen here bugsy i don't give a fuck if what we are doing is illegal i will shove you inside this ball whether you like it or not!" Dusclops yelled.
"Then we wont go without a fight." Meloetta frowned and turned into Pirouette form. Genesect used a drive and used a grass type Techno Blast at Psyduck she fainted. Meloetta used Charm, Dusclops attack fell. Mewtwo hugged Foe and used Explosion. Foe fainted with Mewtwo. Lucario used Bone Rush at Shaymin sending her flying, then she turned into Shaymin Sky Form. Genesect kept rapidly changing his drives and sending Techno Blasts. Dusclops was hit multiple times with Ghost and Dark Type Techno Blasts but he was still standing; and he was fucking pissed.
Genesect rapidly changed to a water type drive and used Water Type Techno Blast. Flareon was hit, Kabuto told her to faint being fainted and so she did pretend. Genesect Rapidly changed drives again. Meloetta smiled; he was getting old but he could still put up a fight if he needed; just like how he protected her from Marshadow in The Arceus Competition.
Dusclops threw a Master Ball at Mewtwo. He was caught. "Give up! Now!" Dusclops yelled. Lucario, Volcarona, Vespiqueen and Sylveon felt awkward. They wanted to win but not hurt them then Meloetta spoke to them. "Please help us! We don't want to go inside there!" She cried. "Yea That place hurts i know you are nice so please h-HELP!!!!" Shaymin cried even more. Now those 4 felt even more awkward. "You can do it love, i believe in you!" Meloetta cheered Genesect. Genesect blushed a bit. "I'm Trying Hun.. Thanks!"
Genesect kept dodging the balls of Dusclops so Dusclops got and idea, he picked one of the Master Balls he missed and instead of throwing it at Genesect he threw it at MELOETTA! Meloetta eyes widened and braced herself but someone covered her instead.
Genesect was caught.
"GENE NO! GENE PLEASE TALK TO ME! YOU ARE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN THIS! COME ON HUN!" Meloetta cried actual tears and turned back to Aria form. Dusclops went to catch Meloetta again but Shaymin took the Master Ball instead "NO SHAY OH NO!!!!!!" Meloetta was crying hard af boi. Sylveon, Volcarona, Vespiqueen and Lucario seemed awkward.
Meloetta cried in pain of losing her friends. The others seemed sad all but Dusclops who was slowly walking closer and closer to Meloetta, Master Ball on his hand.
Someone got in front of the crying kneeling down Meloetta, who was hugging three Master Balls. "That's enough Dusclops!" Glared Vespiqueen. Dusclops glared back. "What are you doing you crazy bitch! We are so close to finishing the challenge!" He growled. Vespiqueen trembled. "Don't you see you've done enough harm to her just let her go!" She yelled. Dusclops glared. "Ugh! You will make us lose the challenge Team PumpKingKing could come through any second!" He yelled.
"W-well-" Vespiqueen stuttered.
"Why are you even defending her! You don't know anything about her! Who cares how she feels!; she has no feelings she is just a dumb bitch nobody cares about, so why her...WHY HER?" Dusclops yelled.
Silence.
"Because i was her once,...nobody knew me, nobody knew i had my feelings and distinct personality, i know i am difficult but thanks to my friends i am going to become a better person; that only happened cause Numel saw through my bitchy disguise a fake mask of gloating and snobbyness i dont really have, i just act like that to impress people, i thought if i became a queen then all my peasant underlings would bow down to me, but i only caused them to rebel and despise me. Numel teached me could change and if i changed then others would like me. Now i have friends and people know about me because they gave me a chance, so why not give her a chance. We hurt her and her friends for our own greedy desires...i wish you ruthless peasants could be more civilized." Vespiqueen scoffed like a royal bitch.
Dusclops Red Eye Shined Brightly. "Last warning Vespiqueen, Move. Nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you, you stupid bitch not even that weak pathetic DEAD boyfriend of yours! I bet you sucked his dick didn't you thot! I bet you fucked hi-" Dusclops was then hit by an attack order; Vespiqueen seemed pissed af.
But Dusclops seemed even more pissed. "You fucked up Now." He glared and threw the Master Ball at Vespiqueen.
Thud.
It bounced right off. "What!?" Dusclops seemed amazed; He threw another one and it bounced right off. "Mew or The PumpKingKing must have used some sort of spell so only legendaries can be catched from them, not contestants." Meloetta frowned. Dusclops glared everytime he threw a Master Ball at Meloetta, Vespiqueen got in front of Meloetta and deflected it.
"Vespiqueen. Cause of your stubbornness, you will make us lose." Dusclops said coldly. "W-well if we lose...t-then we will vote you off!" Vespiqueen trembled and stuttered. Dusclops red eye went wide and then he laughed. "They wont vote me off!" He grinned.
"We will...you are being really mean..." Volcarona frowned. "Crickey Mate, you tosser are evil eh." Lucario fixed her Fedora. "I am sure Flareon and i can vote off a threat." Sylveon smiled. Dusclops sweated; of course they would vote him off, he was a threat! Vespiqueen would make them lose the challenge, but she is dumb and weak, unlike him.
Dusclops growled. "If i will be eliminated i will fucking snap you in half!" He prepared am Ice Punch. Vespiqueen sweated.
"Enough!" Yelled Meloetta. "Dusclops i will let you catch me...but just let me give a final words speech alright? no need for fighting.." Meloettas voice was soothing. Dusclops stopped his Ice Punch.
Meloetta looked at Volcarona. "Volcarona, you are a very nice friend and even won before, dont ever let anyone weight down that happy spirit you have and always support your friends alright? Warn others about us, tell others catching legendaries is illegal and it's hurting us please." Meloetta smiled and Volcarona smiled too.
Meloetta looked at Sylveon. "Sylveon, i know taking care of your daughter is hard but remember she loves and she cares for you, you need to help and support her for as long as you can, cause she will need you like you need her." Meloetta smiled and Sylveon nodded. Flareon who was pretending to be fainted on the floor felt melancholy.
Meloetta looked at Lucario. "Lucario, i know trusting others will be hard so only trust your friends the people you love and care about. Never let people making fun of your accent weight you down, you are unique and special, so make everyone know you are wild." Meloetta soothed and Lucario pulled her fedora down to cover her blush.
Meloetta looked at Vespiqueen. "Vespiqueen, you have shown incredible maturity growth, you have shown everyone in this room that you are important and you are special, you will make it far the more friends you make, i believe in you, your friends believe in you and Numel believes in you." Meloetta gave a sweet smile. "I don't want you to go.." Vespiqueen cried tears. Meloetta rubbed Vespiqueens chin. "I don't want to go either...but i am doing this for you...for all of you..." She also cried, she wiped her tears and then stared at him.
Meloetta stared at Dusclops.
Silence.
"Dusclops, you've changed from being a goofy and fun Duskull to becoming a serious Dusclops and finally just...a cold jerk...i get many people have hurted you in the past and present but do you really want to hurt them for pure revenge and spite?" Meloetta asked.
Dusclops was silent for a second and then spoke. "Yes." He said.
"Why?" Asked Meloetta. "I want others to feel the dark emotionless void i have inside me. I want to hurt others how others hurted me. I will win the prize i deserve; I was eliminated unfairly last time on the first season. So this time i wont take any chances. I wont make myself look like a fool again in international television. You know how much being eliminated 8th hurted me? It ruined me! People made fun of me for being so weak! All my other Ghost Type "friends" got pissed at me! The pokemon representing ghost type being eliminated! They praised Chandelure for reaching 3rd and then 2nd next season. But what do i get? Nothing! My stupid fucking bitch of a girlfriend never cared for me! I have no family! I have no friends! I have no girlfriend! I Have Nobody! I guess nobody likes me cause i am serious all the time; But i am not evil, i am just a pokemon that wants to win and doesn't want to lose. That's all, i've lost sympathy, i lost empathy, now i.. just feel..Empty inside! I just want others to feel how i feel! Empty and alone..." Dusclops looked actually sad and spoke frowning.
Meloetta frowned and nodded. "Hopefully at the end of all this mess you will realise, by hurting others, you will in the end also hurt yourself.." Meloetta looked at the Ball Genesect was trapped in. "Gene- i m-mean Genesect thought by hurting others he would make them feel how he felt when he was built by Humans all those centuries ago but it only made them hate him he realized the errors of his ways and decided only cause he was hurt he shouldn't make others hurt, cause then that would make him a bad guy, evil. He never wanted to be evil on purpose; just like you." Meloetta frowned and so did Dusclops, the tension was cold.
There was a long silence, and then it happened.
