Leif enters the Loud house with mud on himself and muddy footprints. "Hey guys." said Leif.
"Hey Leif." Linka and the brothers greeted while sitting on the couch watching T.V.
"Leif Loud!" Rita shouted and placed her hands on her hips. "Why is there mud on my floor?"
"Um I came back from gardening." Leif smiled nervously until Rita kept glaring at Leif. "Ok fine I was playing in mud!"
"Well Leif you need a bath." said Rita.
The word bath echoed through Leif's head. "No thanks." Leif said.
"That's not a option." Rita replied and tried to grab Leif but he dodges the grasp of his mother and runs into his room. Rita tried to open the door but it's locked. "Leif Loud! Open this door right now!"
"Nope!" Leif replied.
"You are taking bath young man!" Rita shouted. "After that I'm taking away your tools for adding a lock on your door."
"I like to see you try, thunder thighs!" Leif shouted.
"What did you call me!?" Rita got furious and then she got a idea. "Fine, stay in here, but mock my words young man you will take a bath!"
The Louds kids were still watching TV until Rita grabs the remote and turns off the TV. "What gives?" Lynn exclaimed.
"Listen up Linka and boys, I need you all give Leif a bath." said Rita.
"So he was fighting dirty?" Lane laughed.
"Not Now Lane. But instead he insulted me by calling me thunder thighs." said Rita.
"Figures." Lexx said. "I would never call you that mommy."
"That's good Lexx." said Rita. "But anyway I need you all to lure Leif out of his room and give him a bath."
"We got it." said Luke.
"You better!" Rita shouted. "I'm going out. Loki you're in charge." Rita stormed out of the house.
"Alright let's give Leif a bath." said Loki.
Lexx walks up to his room and knocks on the door. "Hey Leif my army truck needs fixing!" said Lexx.
"I already fixed it yesterday when you were at the doctor's office!" Leif shouted from his room.
"Dang it." said Lexx.
Sometime later, Leif walked downstairs and head straight to the kitchen. Leif was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Then he turned around and sees Lane with holding a cream pie with a alarm clock on it.
"LEIF! BETHANY GAVE ME A CREAM PIE BOMB AND IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE IN TEN SECONDS UNLESS YOU TAKE A BATH!" Lane shouted and Leif was unimpressed. "Please?" Lane begged and then the cream pie exploded.
Leif ate his sandwich and after he was done Leif walked upstairs then Lynn and Luke both grab Leif and Lars opens the door. "Now!" Lars said.
Lynn and Luke both throw Leif towards the bathroom.
"I got use the toilet!" Loni shouted and closed the bathroom door. But Leif hits the door on impact.
"Ow." Leif said.
Leif is sitting on his bed while holding a ice pack to his right eye. Then Linka comes in with a smile on her face. "Hey little bro. How are you feeling?" Linka asked.
"I'm not taking a bath Linka!" Leif responded.
"I'm not giving you bath. But I heard that the bathtub is filled with kool-aid and Loni said that you can't drink it all." said Linka.
"What flavour is it?" Leif asked.
"Cherry." Linka answered.
Leif runs to the bathroom and looks at the bathtub and sees clear water. "Where's the Kool-aid?" Leif asked.
"I lied." Linka said and closed the door behind her. "Get in the tub!"
"Make me grandma!" Leif shouted.
Linka gets angry and grabs Leif and tries to put him in the tub but he grabs e sides and prevent himself getting in. "Get in the tub!" Linka shouted.
"No way!" Leif shouted as he tried to keep himself from getting a bath. "I think Ron Andy's here!"
"He is?" Linka asked excitedly. But Leif flips over his big sister, then farts and runs away. "Ugh! Gross!"
Everyone sans Leif, is in Levi's and Leon's room having a meeting about the Leif refusing to take a bath problem. "Ok I know that some of our ideas failed." Loki said.
"Yeah my idea failed hard." said Linka.
"Loni messed up our plans." Luke said.
"I really had to go." said Loni.
"But I had the solution to our problem." Levi said.
"What is it?" Loki asked.
"Since we can't bring Leif to the bath, we bring the bath to him." Levi explained and showed nine proton pack like devices with large tanks of water and soap. "Behold the bathton pack."
"I like it." said Lexx.
Leif is in the living room watching El Tigre. "Hey Leif." Linka called out.
"What is it Linka!?" Leif asked and he turned around and sees Linka with the bathton pack on her back,
"Bath delivery." said Linka and shot a stream of water at Leif.
Leif dodged the stream of water and runs away. Leif runs into the kitchen and sees Loni and Lane with bathton packs. They both shot two streams of water and soap at Leif, but he dodged the streams and they hit the dishes cleaning the dishes.
"Dish is more like it!" Lane laughed.
Leif kept running away from the streams of water and soap. "Water you're waiting for?!" Lexx asked. Leif runs outside of the house and the siblings chase him.
The siblings all exit the house and see Leif on the roof. "He's on the roof!" Lynn pointed out.
Loki grabbed a ladder and the Loud kids all climbed to the roof. "End of the line little bro!" Luke said and the Loud kids all shot a stream of water and soap at full blast at Leif. When the streams all died down they see a dummy version of Leif.
"Oh no, we washed Leif too hard!" Loni cried out.
"Loni, it's a fake!" Loki said.
Then the ladder falls down and the siblings all look down and see Leif next to the ladder on the ground. "Enjoying the view?" Leif asked.
"Leif Loud, you put up that ladder back up right now!" Lexx shouted.
"Nope. I'm just going to play in this mud puddle." said Leif.
"I'm telling mom on you!" Lexx shouted and leaned on the edge, but he listed his footing and falls down, but he lands in the mud puddle.
"Are you Ok Lexx?" Linka asked.
"I'm covered in mud!" Lexx cried out.
Lexx is in the tub cleaning himself from the mud. "Don't forget to clean behind your ears." Rita called out.
"Yeah, yeah!" Lexx groaned.
Then Leif walked in the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. "Hey Lexx." Leif sighs and then jumps in the tub.
"What are you doing here?" Lexx asked.
"Mom took away my tools and said I can have them back when I take a bath." said Leif.
"Bummer bro." said Lexx. "Sorry about what happened."
"No worries. But let's have a hot tub." said Leif. Leif farted in the bathtub so hard bubbles were being made.
"MOM!" Lexx shouted.
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