FAKE-ASS LEGENDS! PART 5!!!!
(Ecruteak Kimono Dance Theater)
It was silent.
"Meloetta, can i catch you now.." Dusclops frowned. Meloetta sighed. "I suppose.." She frowned.
Vespiqueen got in front of her and spoke. "w-wait! We can figure something out! Please!" She cried.
Meloetta also cried. "Mew and The PumpKingKing are likely watching this conversation, The PumpKingKing is a god and knows everything, so it's best if i just give up, thanks for letting me talk Dusclops. You may catch when ready, Vespiqueen please let me go...it's time.." Meloetta frowned.
Vespiqueen cried and went towards Volcarona to hug her. Lucario seemed sad and Sylveon awkward. "Remember Girls, spread the word. Tell others us legendaries are powerful but we have a life and doing this is not right; doing this makes you all bad guys." Meloetta coolly cat walked Towards Dusclops. Dusclops tapped the Master Ball on Meloettas forehead.
Meloetta was caught.
The PumpKingKing teleported in. "And Team Mew Win Immunity! Which means-"
(Azalea Town)
Mew spoke. "-Team PumpKingKing is Up For Elimination! Go Vote." Mew told them and they were all teleported to the plane.
(Cargo Hold)
Dark Musharna talked to Togepi and Munchlax. "Lets vote off Squirtle he hates you two after all." She spoke. They nodded. Dark Musharna looked at Makuhita. "He thinks he is stronger than you." She said and Makuhita growled. Dark Musharna looked at The Idiot Duo. "If you don't vote for me and you two vote Squirtle then you will get pussy~" She winked. They both seemed bored. "Okay, You both get Flareon pussy." Dark Musharna said boredly. Now they looked interested; they were ape shit horny. From behind a box crate Magby was listening to this conversation.
(Elimination Room)
Team PumpKingKing was up for elimination so They were sitting on the rusty chairs, Mew threw the Gold Berry on her hand up and down. "The Votes Are In~ If you don't receive a Gold Berry you are out of the game! So you get berries!-" Mew spoke cutely.
(Dramatic Music)
"With Zero Votes! Magby, Joltik, Seismethtoad, Togepi and Makuhita!" Mew threw them all berries.
FINAL 4! (WIGGLYTUFF VS MUNCHLAX VS DARK MUSHARNA VS SQUIRTLE!).
"Squirtle, the annoying jock who never helps in challenges, Dark Musharna, the evil edgelord manipulator, Munchlax, you are useless and sleeping right now and Wigglytuff, you have a lot of enemies hehe.." The PumpKingKing grinned.
Wigglytuff looked confident, Squirtle flexed and kisses his biceps, Munchlax snored while drooling and Dark Musharna gave a very small smile.
"Munchlax has 4 votes so he is safe." The Pumpkin king threw him a Gold Berry and he ate it on his sleep.
"Next one safe is Dark Musharna with only four votes." The PumpKingKing winked. "WHAT!" Wigglytuff sweated scared.
"Wigglytuff is safe with only getting one vote, so Squirtle is Eliminated with Twenty Seven Votes! A Record high right now." PumpKingKing smirked. Wigglytuff gave a sigh of relief and she relaxed Squirtle seemed surprised tho. "What! I'm out bro!?" Squirtle frowned. "Go make an elimination confessional." Mew winked.
Squirtle(Eliminated): "Awe man i am out eh? hehe well that loser Munchlax better not get far...but i hope Togepi gets far...why? d-don't ask okay bro!" He blushed and growled.
Squirtle jumped and screamed as he fell. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Togepi shrugged and Munchlax smiled in his sleep. They all went to their respective places.
Wigglytuff(Team PumpKingKing): "Bastards didn't vote Dark Musharna! Ugh! I must take her down now. Whatever with my secret weapon there is no way i will lose haha!" She was overconfident.
(Control Room)
"Oooo drama~" Mew winked. "Not really." The PumpKingKing shrugged checking the boxes of a check list with the images of Meloetta, Genesect, Shaymin and Mewtwo. Other legendaries catched in the past could also be seen, and legendaries we havent catched yet like Missing. N0 had their check boxes well not checked! The paper said legendaries catched.
Mew growled. "Whatever find out what happens next time on...Mew's! Newest! All-Stars Legendary! WOOOOOOORLD TOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURR!" She sung the world tour part.
"You said you would stop that." The PumpKingking panted. "Sorry." Mew looked down. Then The PumpKingKing looked at the fourth wall which was the front of the plane. "Also no episode chapter limits anymore and songs heh you'll see later so stay tuned folks hehehehe." PumpKingKing spoke like a radio announcer.
"Stop trying to be an Alastor." Mew deadpanned. "Alastor is a bootleg fake me and you know it." PumpKingKing growled. "All i know is his dick is bigger too bad he is asexual..-" Mew sighed. The PumpKingking glared and yelled. "That's it! episode over!!!!"
Mew looked bored. "Whatever fake Jevil-"
The Plane flew into the moon.
Squirtle: "Haha Review Weak Bros!" He flexed.He was still falling.
Finally over with, thank god.
Episode Review: "Slightly good ig?"
Song Review: "Short and nice!"
Fun Fact: "Originally i was gonna make the song be exactly like it's original version i only changed a few words. In The part where it says "I feel safe and tame, let's hope our deaths wont be in vain." it was originally "I feel safe and tame, i know our deaths wont be in bane!" I changed it cuz misspelling and it didn't make sense; their deaths were in vain. Well yes but actually not. Their message shall be spread to other contestants? How will they react? Just wait and see."
Fun Fact 2: "Idk why i named this episode Fake-Ass Legends. They aren't fake and they aren't asses. I guess their evilness is fake-ass.."
Fun Fact 3: "This is the episode with most semicolons in the fanfic; idk why i just feel smart using them; Other episodes will have the semicolons toned down a lot."
Fun Fact 4: "The PumpKingKing was probably invented before Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I didn't even know what Hazbin Hotel was when i created The PumpKingKing (An Evil demon who has godly chaos powers and can kill millions with the snap of his fingers, he can warp time, matter and space/dimensions. His powers are unmatched and he seems unbeatable, he doesn't kill anymore cause he got bored of always winning and he speaks in a goofy old timey voice.) The coincidences are uncanny but trust me they are different. Alastor is skinny and The PumpKingKing is fat, there, but for real i bet pkk was created before Alastor. If he wasn't i'll feel dumb as fuck. The PumpKingkings character was created in 2008 and is the main antagonist of Sombil Season 8 Finale. The PumpKingKing also reminds me of Discord from MLP and Jevil of Deltarune."
Fun Fact 5: "Originally this episode was 4 chapters, it has been expanded obviously."
Next Episode! "We shall go to the overused land of Sinnoh and walk through a lot of places then reach the top of Mt. Coronet to catch the legendary gods of time and space/dimensions; Also this shall be the final team challenge cause after this one, is the merge. Will this make a difference to the contestants? Find out soon~
~Thanks for reading~
~Liz~
