Ok this is a rewrite of Relative Chaos, but this is my version. But I would like to thank this guest for suggesting the names of the Genderbent Casagrandes in his version of said episode.

In the Santiago household, Ron Andy and Bebe were having breakfast. "So what day is it today?" Bebe asked.

"The anniversary when you and Loki held hands?" Ron Andy rolled his eyes.

"No, it's the anniversary of our first date." Bebe corrected.

"Oh really!? Yeah I don't care." said Ron Andy.

"Well I care." said Bebe.

Just than a woman with tan skin, black hair in a bun, wearing a nurse's uniform walks in. "Morning kids." Maria said.

"Morning mom." Bebe greeted.

"Morning." Ron Andy said.

"I have some great news." Maria said.

"You have a date with some guy?" Ron Andy asked.

Bebe gasped in excitement and was about to squeal but Maria stops her. "No! I'm dating someone." Maria said. "But the news is better. You know the Casagrandes?"

"Yeah?" Bebe and Ron Andy said.

"Well they're going moving here to Royal Woods!" Maria said.

"What?!" Bebe and Ron Andy shouted, but their reaction is different.

"Wait they're moving here?" Ron Andy asked.

"But what about the market?" Bebe asked.

"Those alley cats having been driving customers away and they almost killed your grandfather." said Maria. "I was going to have us all move there but that's dead and gone. So they're moving in with us."

"We have three guest rooms we can use for your grandparents, Uncle Carlos and Aunt Frida can use and well I guess your cousins can have the last room." said Maria.

"Cool. Anyway I gotta go to school." Ron Andy said and walked away.

Once Maria sees that Ron Andy is out of the kitchen, he turns to Bebe. "Ok sweetie, I want you have one job." said Martin. "Your Uncle Carlos got a job teaching at a fancy school and they pay a little more than her old job."

"Sure thing dad." said Bebe. "Anything else?"

"You don't mind sharing a room with C.J?" Maria asked.

"Of course not." said Bebe. "She and I are going to have a great time as roommates."

"Well I haven't told Ronaldo that he'll be sharing a room with Carlito." said Maria.

"He's not going to like the news." said Bebe.

"I know. But I just hate leaving you kids alone." said Maria.

"I know mom." said Bebe. "But Ron can take care of himself sometimes."

"I know, but if you had a child you would understand." said Maria and walked away.


Ron Andy is eating his lunch alone until Kyle, Claire and Linka arrive at his table. "Hey Ron." said Kyle.

"Hey." Ron Andy grunted.

"Something wrong Ron Andy?" Linka asked and the rest of them sit down.

"Just got family coming over." said Ron Andy.

"For how long?" Kyle asked.

"Forever." Ron Andy sighed. "I got two grandparents, a Aunt and uncle, four cousins and two pets."

"Yikes that's a lot of relatives." Linka said. "If you want Kyle and I know how to deal with large families maybe we can give you advice."

"No thanks. My family drives me insane, my Grandma Rosa always feeds me a bottomless buffet, my grandpa Hector a is super cheap, my aunt Frida takes to many pictures of all the moments that needs to be treasured, Lala, the family dog jumps and licks me with a butt load of slobber. But worse of all Carlito."

"Let me guess he bullies you?" Claire asked.

"No." Ron Andy replied.

"Does he prank you?" Linka asked.

"No." Ron Andy replied.

"He plays the music loud?" Claire asked.

"Does he tell you disgusting facts?" Kyle asked.

"No to both, he's always trying to change me. Make me into a mini him." said Ron Andy. "The last time I visited him, we both had the same outfit. I wanted to beat myself up and give myself a wedgie."

"Whoa that kind dorky outfit." said Kyle.

"Yeah, if you see me dressed up like my cousin tell Linka's brothers to beat me up." said Ron Andy.

"I'll text them." said Linka.

"So you want to hang out tonight?" Kyle asked.

"Can't I got to help my dad and Bebe set up for the moving in party which is tomorrow." said Ron Andy. "I can try my best to live with it."

"Maybe you could use some help?" Kyle asked.

"Come on Ron, you need us." said Linka.

"Do. Or do not. There is no try." Kyle quoted.

"A Yoda quote?" Ron Andy questioned.

"Star Wars marathon with Kelly." Kyle answered.

"Oh I see." said Ron Andy. "But Yoda did it better."

"That's what Kelly said." said Kyle. "So where are they moving from?"

"Great Lakes City." Ron Andy replied.

"So will it be wrong to serve them Chicago mix popcorn?" Claire asked.

"Actually that's Carla's favourite." Ron Andy stated.

"What's Chicago mix?" Kyle asked.

"It's caramel popcorn with Cheddar popcorn." Claire replied.

"Two flavours in one. Wow I got to get me some of that." Kyle smiled.

"Anyway bring one of your older sisters." said Ron Andy said.


Later that night at the Santiago house, Bebe and Ron Andy were putting up a banner saying "Welcome home Casagrande Family!"

"It'll be fun sharing a room with CJ." Bebe said as she climbed down the ladder

"Yeah it'll be fun because you act her age." said Ron Andy.

"It's called being a kid at heart." Bebe replied. "You would know how it feels when you get your roommate." Bebe said, she gasped and cover her mouth after saying the words.

"What do you mean? I still got my own room." Ron Andy smirked and then he noticed Bebe has a nervous look on her face. "Are you hiding something?"

"No I'm not." Bebe replied.

"Ok I guess I can go smash Loki's gift with a baseball bat." Ron Andy said.

"No stop!" Bebe cracked and then sighs. "Mom says that you and Carlito have to share a room due to limit of guest rooms we have!" Bebe said and breaths out.

"WHAT?!" Ron Andy exclaimed. "But my room is like my fortress of solitude, and he's going to ruin it!"

"We all have to make sacrifices Ron." said Bebe.

"No, this is a sacrifice on me! You're enjoying the fun you're going to have but I'm going to suffer." Ron Andy said.

"But you wouldn't want Carlito to sleep outside?" Bebe asked and Ron Andy thought about it.

"We have a tent we never use." Ron Andy suggested.

"He's not sleeping outside!" Bebe shouted.

"Well I'm not sharing my room with that thrift store shopaholic!" Ron Andy shouted. "He can bunk in the tub for all I care!" He than ran upstairs to his room.

"Hey kids I'm home!" Maria called out as she enters the house and sees Ron Andy running upstairs.

"Hi mom. He found out." Bebe sighed.

"That's what I fear." said Maria.

"But we managed to set up the moving in party." said Bebe.

"Well at least that's good." said Maria as a smiled appeared on her face.

"He also told me that Linka and Kyle maybe coming tomorrow." said Bebe. "But back to Ron do you want me to talk to him?"

"No, just give him some time to calm down and besides I had to work another double shift and I'm exhausted." said Maria. "Just talk to him in a hour or so."

"Ok mom get some rest." said Bebe as she watches her mom lied down on the couch. "Ok an hour or so." Bebe whispered to herself.

To be continued.

Sorry that you haven't seen the Genderbent Casagrandes, I'm still working on their designs. But keep in mind, I'm not saying my version will be better than the actual episode. It's not a contest. But this will be my last update for 2017 for real. Please review and see you all in 2018.