Till Life And Death Do Us Team Z! Part 1
The Plane Flew Sky High.
(Food Court)
Team Mew were eating the dull food in the food court.
(Fancy First Class)
Team PumpKingKing ate contently the fancy food as classical music played in the background yee.
[Everyone go to The Cargo Hold for a special announcement!-Pk]
(Cargo Hold)
All The Contestants left were here Mew and Pkk levitating; pkk spoke. "So Chapter Limits will be nonexistent and there will be multiple songs sung-"
Groans and Jeers.
"-However you have all reached a new phase! Phase 4 Half aka Team Z aka THE MERGE!!!!" The PumpKingKing smiled.
The Contestants smiled.
"However four contestants will Rejoin since they basically will also be in Phase Four; technically they reached The Merge so give a hand to Handy!" Mew pointed at a Handy like thing walking towards Team Z.
"Hi!" Vespiqueen waved at Handy and Handy waved back.
"Also returning...Crack-A-Chu!" Mew grinned. Crack-A-Chu coolly walked towards Team Z. "You losers better prepare cause now that i am here this time i will never lose eh Never! I'm in it to win it!" Crack-A-Chu smirked and Team Z looked bored at him already.
"Also returning is Totodile!" Mew smiled. "Guagagugaugauguagugaguagua!" Totodile dance happy towards Team Z. Volcarona gave a proud smile. "I knew you were gonna Re-Join! You are a runner-up on the first season finale so that means you are one of the best!" She giggled and Totodile smiled and nodded.
The Villains took a mental note of that.
"And last but likely least everyone welcome Yanma!" Mew smiled pointing at her.
"OMG! I returned this is so Lit! Lmfao i am like OwO and you are like UwU cuz i am so nice and cute and x3 rawr ;; so kawaii l o l uwo ! I hope you all like me tho ;-; cuz if you don't i'll be like OnO so yea UsU like me hehe ;3~" After all that she did an Ahegao face and moaning noises.
Most of Team Z had the Scared Darwin face meme from TAWOG The Safety episode.
"What the fuck was that?" Asked Dusclops. "Dude i know everything but i honestly don't know what the fuck is wrong with her.." The PumpKingKing whispered to him. Yanma posing in the background.
Then The PumpKingKing spoke. "Also we had a voting poll to see who should win a Common Candy and surprisingly the winner is~" He paused for dramatic effect, drum rolls sounded and the contestants seemed hopeful.
"Sylveon! Here you go~" The PumpKingking gave a Common Candy to Sylveon, she was happy and wagging her tail cutely.
"Ugh how come she gets to win eh!" Seismethtoad grumbled. "It's cause she is hot dude." Makuhita sighed and Joltik nodded.
Sylveon blushed and giggled. "Omg thank you everyone!~" She shook her ass to the camara her clean anus and smooth wet vagina visible; they were hot af. The Females seemed jealous while the boys horny. "Nevermind i am fine if she stays longer!" Makuhita smiled. Sylveon winked cutely.
The PumpKingKing also spoke. "So now if you dont sing you wont be punished with automatic elimination but by double votes what does that mean well it means if you dont sing and get 1 vote you get 2 votes or if you dont sing and get 8 votes you get 16 votes or if you dont sing and get 40 votes then you get 80 votes and that's just for one song, it stacks up so you all better sing hehe.." He grinned.
"That made no sense." Magby raised his eyebrow.
Mew coughed "Anywho and speaking of singing how about a song to lift up your spirits! Now make it up as you go wouldn't be a challenge otherwise now would it!" She giggled and all the contestants had a malicious grin.
Ding!
(This Song Sucks)
[I Imagen this song as a fast paced, goofy one; anywho, go!]
Flareon: "~Sing-ing~" she sung.
Contestants: "SUCKS!" (All but Munchlax, Handy and Totodile said "GUA!")
Magby: "It's dumb" he rolled his eyes.
Togepi: "It's lum" she holded a lum berry.
Dusclops: "It makes me numb" He growled (AN: The joke is he is a ghost so how is he numb?)
Wigglytuff: "It's Stupid!" she frowned.
Togepi: "I'm Cupid!" She wore a sexy cupid cosplay.
Dark Musharna: "That didn't make sense and this doesn't rhyme!" She sung.
Sylveon: "Breaking the fourth wall?" She looked at the fourth wall.
Lucah: "Now it's not the time!"
Totodile: "GUAGUA!" She moved like-
Volcarona: "You look like a mime!" She did a cringy dance and pointed at Totodile.
Psyduck: "uh is that a mine" She pointed at a bleeping mine scared.
Vespiqueen: "This is Mine!" She was holding the blue sphere from Miner Damage.
Togepi: "I'm eating a lime!" She ate it and did a funny face cause it was so sour.
Foe: "Do it all night!"
Crack-A-Chu: "I have Might!" he flexed.
Yanma: "UwU i'm a kawaii-chan sight!" she looked cute.
Dusclops: "More like you make me puke alright.." he growled.
Yanma: "You wanna pick up a fight i'll put you in a plight rawr!"
Magby: "Anything else that rhymes with aight?" he asked.
Silence and then the happy music continues. Handy did hand signs.
Magby: "Well that was dumb.." he shrugged.
Dark Musharna: "Just like this song.." she sung.
Wigglytuff: "lets not make it long"
Seismethtoad: "It's not new"
Joltik: "That we say"
Sylveon: "Mew"
Flareon: "~is~"
Makuhita: "ew~"
Wigglytuff: "Cause we all know"
Psyduck: "that now"
Dark Musharna: "This"
Volcarona: "Song"
Togepi: "is"
Crack-A-Chu: "bullshit!"
Makuhita: "total~ Oh Shit!-" Yanma attacked Makuhita; she just remembered cause of him Cyndaquil was eliminated.
Yanma: "so lets say it out loud!" She yelled attacking Makuhita.
Totodile: "GUA!"
Contestants: "This!"
Participants: "Song!"
Team Z: "Suuuuuuuuuckkkkksssss~"
All The Contestants and The PumpKingKing: "YEAH!!!!"
They laughed after the song ended.
(Song End)
Mew was blushing and steaming mad. The Contestants laughing.
Mew was gonna say something but the plane landed just in time.
"We Landed Team Z!" The PumpKingKing smirked.
(The Kalos Region)
"Welcome to The Kalos Region! We are exactly on Lumiose City! Challenge is simple and based on Oval Run Round Series and The CRAZY Go-Kart Race also Tyke Bikes too i guess; You will all have Araafs to choose from, you will drive them around Lumiose City 500 times the first 4 get a Master Ball prize while the rest get nothing. After that you will all walk and find your way to Geosenge Town and Catch The Legendary Pokemon of Life, Death and Order! The 3 Pokemon who catch the 3 legendaries win immunity and can't be voted out, everyone else will be up for elimination! The Legendaries are hidden in The Old Team Flare HQ, NOW GO!!!!" Mew yelled.
"Wait what are Araafs?" Asked Magby. "They're really fast Cars, Now Go!" Mew smiled.
They WENT!
[Challenge Start]
Dark Musharna and Psyduck had no chance on going manually but thanks to their Psychic powers they drove close to each other and spoke to eachother by telepathy.
'Hey Volcarona knows what we did to Lunatone if she tells the others we are doomed.' Dark Musharna told her. 'But Yanma watched all the episodes after she was eliminated same with Crack-A-Chu, Handy and Totodile they can also thaw our plans.' Psyduck told her.
'Then we will warn the other villains that way they will side with us' Dark Musharna grinned.
Wigglytuff went in and drove fast af boi Dark Musharna had went on ahead and Wigglytuff was catching up to Psyduck; Psyduck had an ¡kia! Araaf and Wigglytuff had an The Araaf Araaf, then Wigglytuff rammed her Araaf on Psyducks Araaf, surprising the yellow duck; Wigglytuff grinned.
Munchlax was asleep and Togepi didn't wanna leave him behind so she placed him on her Araaf and drove, her Araaf was going slow af now cause of the Munchlax fatness. "...oof..." oofed Togepi.
Yanma didn't even get in the Araaf to drive "Omg i could break my wings UnU i ain't doing it x3 hehe kawaii~" She did ahegao face again.
"Dude, You have problems." Dusclops got in his Araaf and drove off, Magby following him. Yanma scoffed. "OMG like so rude w! Woah!" she was paralyzed by Crack-A-Chu as he drove his Araaf he sent Thunder Waves to the contestants nearby this made Flareon and Sylveon crash against the Lumiose City Trees same with Makuhita. Thankfully the crash wasn't fatal but they were bleeding. "MWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Laughed the evil Crack-A-Chu as he drove even faster.
Handy couldn't even drive and Totodile was talking with Volcarona while driving. "Yea Totodile i think Dark Musharna and Psyduck are the reason Lunatone was acting up! wait a second why dont you confirm it! You were in The Afthermathematics you can tell me if they did do that to him! So did they do it?" Asked Volcarona. Totodile nodded. "Others that re-joined might also tell me! Crack-A-Chu wont tell me and i can barely understand you and Handy so i will try to ask Yanma." Volcarona smiles. "Gua!" Said Totodile.
Magby was driving the Araaf normally trying to not go fast but Crack-A-Chu shocked him and sent him flying. "Haha wimps!" Crack-A-Chu laughed. Magby growled his Araaf turned over and unusable.
Vespiqueen got on and realised the had no feet to push the accelerate button at the bottom. So she sighed and took out her long legs and spiky feet and drove.
Vespiqueen(Team Z): She pulled up her dress to reveal her legs with light blue stocking like shoes that looked like diamonds, she pulled her dress all the way until revealing her thicc thighs, her pink thong wasn't shown. "Showing your legs and feet in Public is blasphemy among Combees and Vespiqueens however I am this far in the game and i can't let my royal pride hold me back! I may be a high class standard royal queen but now i ain't afraid to get a bit dirty mEH!" She smiled with not mouth so her eyes expression looked happy.
