Till Life And Death Do Us Team Z! Part 2

Joltik couldnt drive, Seismethtoad went towards Mew "can i and Joltik team up pretty pls!" He begged. "Fine just fuck off." Mew deadpanned. "Ahahah Yes!" Seismethtoad placed Joltik on his head and began driving. "Immunity here we come!" He drove and Joltik laughed on his head.

Lucario and Foe drove on different cars. "G'day mate." Lucario smiled and Foe waved but then Crashed into a tree for being distracted. "Crickey Mate!" Lucario yelled and got off her araaf to check how Foe was doing. "How you doing ya gnarly bruce" Lucario gave a warm smile; Foes eyes seemed dizzy and was bleeding. "I see red birdies~" He chuckled. Lucario rubbed his head softly. "Crickey Mate! i'm so sorry mate.." Lucario sadly said.

Wigglytuff, Dark Musharna, Crack-A-Chu and Dusclops were close to eachother, Crack-A-Chu sent Thunderbolts everywhere. "UGH!" Yelled Dusclops and Dark Musharna. Wigglytuff finished first then Crack-A-Chu then Dark Musharna then Seismethtoad and Joltik cause Dusclops crashed.

Mew smiled "So Wigglytuff, Crack-A-Chu, Dark Musharna and Joltik get one Master Ball!" They got master balls. "What about me eh!" Seismethtoad frowned. "Only one could win the ball so Joltik won that one." Mew shrugged. Joltik gave Seismethtoad his ball. "Don't worry eh you can keep it!" The Little Old Joltik smiled and so did Seismethtoad "Thanks bro haha!"

"Alright now walk to Geosenge town" Mew smiled and The PumpKingKing looked at the fourth wall. "What will happen to these pesky bees? Find out after the commercial break!" He winked.

(Geosenge Town)

We see a huge red and black Y looking bird creature a big green snake of sorts and a cute blue reindeer with rainbow antlers.

These were Yveltal, Zygarde and Xerneas respectively. "why are we doing this again?" asked Zygarde as he slithered. "We need to find clues why the legendaries are disappearing!" Xerneas smiled as she walked, her cute deer tail moving.

"And how will storming the abandoned Team Flare HQ help?" Yveltal said grumpy as instead of flying he walked with his bird feet.

"You see hun here in Team Flares HQ there are satellites with ultra sonic head sensors!" Xerneas smiled. "That doesn't-" Zygarde talked but Xerneas interrupted him. "But wait there's more!" Xerneas did the famous Billy Mays line. "There are Camaras in the homes of the legendaries so that will tell us what happened before they were gone!" Xerneas smiled.

"Xerneas this is a bad idea, what if what happened to those legendaries will happen to us!" Yveltal growled. "Lol it wont we will be careful we gotta find out why they vanishafied!" Xerneas smiled.

"True, if we don't find out why they mysteriously vanished then it could happen to other legendaries." Zygarde seemed sad.

"Then lets go in!" Xerneas pointed at the doors to Team Flares HQ with her long leg, Zygarde sighed and Yveltal wing palmed. "Oh Arceus.." He grumbled.

(Team Z)

They finished walking through Route 5 and now were passing by Camphrier Town, they seemed bored.

"Hey bro" Asked Joltik. "Yea Bro?" Asked Seismethtoad. "When we getting there Bro?" Asked Joltik. "Idk Bro." Seismethtoad frowned. "Thanks Bro." Joltik sighed sadly. "No problem bro." Seismethtoad sighed sadly as well.

(Team Flare HQ)

The legendaries seemed to be getting lost in the teleporting tiles. "I'm getting dizzy!" Zygarde seemed confused. "Ugh! This is bullshit!" Yveltal growled. "Come on Yveltal don't be a Zygarde complainer pants." Xerneas said and Zygarde seemed mad. "This is so lame i am tired ughhh" Zygarde said. "Be quiet Zygarde or else your gross geek gay snake tail will fly into your unclean nerd asshole!" Yveltal yelled.

"YOU WOT MATE!? I WILL KILL YO-" Zygardes screech was cut off.

(Team Z)

They had finished walking through Route 7 and now they were on Connecting Cave; It seems they were fighting Zubats to pass through, some even leveled up.

Crack-A-Chu was killing innocent Zubats for Exp and Exp aka Experience and Execution Points. "HAHAHAH Take that weak losers!" Crack-A-Chu laughed. The others looked at him annoyingly. Dark Musharna killed Zubats in the shadows to level up same with Dusclops.

Dusclops(Team Z): "After being knocked out by Druddigon in The Gambling Battle Subway episode i felt embarrassed but after being defeated in Birds N' Phonys so easily i knew i had to step up my game, so i been extra cautious to keep my physical strength and endurance in prestige condition. I been doing Weights in Fancy First Class, a healthy diet and other exercises and of course Killing Feral Pokemon and just take a Look at these results!" He flexed at the camara and damn he still looked his sorta chubby self but his arms were longer and more muscular and his legs seemed more sturdy, for a ghost type he seemed...strangely physical. "Welcome Back Baby!" He kissed his biceps.

(Team Flare HQ)

The Legendaries seemed dizzy teleporting around, Zygarde and Yveltal weren't fighting anymore but they were dirty and looked hurt from the last fight they had a few minutes ago; they were tired but they were almost finished. "We're almost there! I can feel it! I got it!" Xerneas exclaimed. "Really Xerneas!?" Yveltal asked surprised. "No jk i still have half a mile a way to go." Xerneas tried to do a cute face by sticking her tongue out a bit. "What the hell Xerneas!" Yveltal screamed and Zygarde seemed bored as fuck.

(Team Z)

They finished getting out of Cyllage City and now they went into Route 10. The good guys were a bit in front so the bad guys were talking in the back. "So what do you guys think.." Dark Musharna told them. "~I want Yanma, Handy and Totodile out! They will spill our secrets!~" Flareon spoke. "Indeed." Dusclops nodded.

"So will you join us Crack-A-Chu?" Asked Makuhita. "Obviously i will join fatty!" Crack-A-Chu grinned.

"I'm Not Fat!" Makuhita yelled.

"Whatever LOSER!" Crack-A-Chu taunted Makuhita, while Makuhita growled. Most villains looked disappointed and annoyed at Crack-A-Chu maybe even more than the good guys.

"So we all vote Yanma then?" Asked Psyduck.

"But what about Volcarona? She is the WINNER of the first season and will reveal what we did to Lunatone and if we go down we will force Yanma, Handy and Totodile to tell us all they saw in The Afthermathematics and cover you all in dirt before we go." Dark Musharna shrugged.

"Then we obviously take down Volcarona first eh?" Seismethtoad smiled. "But my babe wants me to vote Yanma right babe?" Joltik nuzzled her cheek. Flareon seemed to want to kill him but Kabuto told her to hold herself. "~It's okay Joltik we can vote Volcarona~" Flareon fake smiled.

"I know my vote then." Sylveon smiled.

"Since Handy and Totodile cant speak they wont be able to spill our secrets, we must be aware of Totodile she is a speech impediment small blue croc but she is also a Runner-Up in the finals of the first season so she is a threat, We will need to keep Yanma shushed for now so someone make pretend to be friends with her." Psyduck spoke.

"~Oh Alright I'll Volunteer!~" Flareon smiled.

The Villains had spoken, it shall all go according to their plans.

Sylveon(Team Z): "You know i've noticed Flareon has been acting different from when she was a little bossy Eevee, she is more calm and calculating not taking risks and ~Talks in a weird voice like this~" Sylveon mimicked the weird voice Flareon does. "i know maybe evolving made her mature but *sigh* she sometimes feels like she isn't my grumpy daughter...like...she...is...someone else...right now...Ha! But what are the chances of that ya know?" She seemed to speak in a serious thoughtful manner when she said like she is someone else right now but in the Ha! she returned to her usual happy self.

(Team Flare HQ)

The legendaries found it, The SCW aka The Super Computer Wife, Karen. "What Do You Wan- Oh I See A New Set Of Life Forms Has Appeared In The Room." Karen Spoke, She Seemed Bored.

"Hello! I am Xerneas and these are my friends Zygarde and Yveltal! I wanted to find out if you could tell us why the legendaries are missing!" She gave a sweet smile.

"Well *Loading* Ah It's Clear The Reason Why The Legendaries Are Disappearing Is Cause Of Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour, A Show Which Is The Third Season Of The Mew's New Saga And Where Mew Forces Contestants To Capture Legendaries Inside Small Painful Master Balls, You Three Are Next." Karen Spoke Boredly.

"WHAT!" All three legendaries panicked. "We gotta get out of here!" Zygarde panicked.

"Don't Even Try, *She Showed The Video Clip Of Meloetta And Genesect Trying To Escape The Kimono Dance Theater And Failing* Escape Is Futile And Getting To The Doors Wont Help, All It Will Do Is Make You All Be Closer To Them When They Reach Here, Fighting Them Is Futile Since They Can Simply Throw A Master Ball At Your Face The Second They See You So Staying Here Will Delay Your Capture; They Just Reached Geosenge Town.." Karen Boredly Spoke.

The three legendaries seem distraught. "We will be catched.." Zygarde sighed sadly. "We're doomed..." Yveltal frowned but then he saw Xerneas crying.

"Come on don't cry Xerneas..." Yveltal soothed. "NO! It's all my fault! because of me all of us will die and there is nothing i can do to save us! I wanted to look so hard for clues, i wanted to answer the mystery of why the legendaries were Disappearing but in the end i made us become the unsolved mystery..i just wanted to help.." Xerneas cried even more but Yveltal hugged her. "It will all be alright whatever we face we face together.." He smiled. "That's not proper spelling grammar..." Zygarde frowned. Yveltal growled. "Shut up dude!" "Fine Fine Geez.." Zygarde went to talk to Karen about possible survival chances, Karen showed loading screen and then 0.3% chance of survival.

"Thanks for being here with me." Xerneas leaned her head on his chest and Yveltal blushed at this.

"h-hey Xerneas i've always...i've always..." Yveltal struggled to speak his true romantic feelings.

"Yes?~" Xerneas soothed giving bedroom eyes. Yveltal took a deep breath. "Xerneas I've always lov-"