This was inspired by an episode of That 70's show.

In the Santiago/Casagrande basement, Loki, Loni, Bebe, and Carlito are having a lazy Friday afternoon watching TV. "So far this sucks!" Carlito groaned.

"Hey this show is at least funny." said Bebe. "I love that talking cat."

"He reminds me of those cats that attacked us back at the Bodega." Carlito replied.

"Hey Salem is too lazy to attack people." said Loni. "He eats, sleep and makes impulse buys."

Just then Katniss walks downstairs. "What are you guys doing?" Katniss asked.

"Watching some teenage witch show." said Loki.

"Which is funny." Loni said. "Because cats don't talk and buy some stuff."

"Guys, it's Friday!" Katiniss said. "We should be doing what teenagers do!"

"Play video games online?" Loni asked.

"No! Hey let's go to Burpin burger and get burgers and fries. Teenagers love burgers and fries." Katniss said.

"Yeah in the 70s'." Loki retorted.

"Outside bad. Inside good!" Loni said.

"What if I told you I'm buying?" Katniss sighs in defeat.


The four teenagers got off their butts and ran upstairs. "Sure money is what it takes to go for my idea." Katniss sighed and walked upstairs.

The five teens are sitting in the patio area of burping burger. "Katniss, I want to say thanks for the burgers." Loki said.

"Even those I payed for the burgers?" Katniss asked.

"I call it a free meal." said Loni.

"Hey can one of you guys trade places with me?" Carlito asked.

"Why?" Loki asked.

Carlito points to a ceramic clown wearing red and orange clown clothing, white skin, red lipstick, right next to the drive thru speaker. "You mean Burpy the clown?" Loni questioned.

"What's wrong with him?" Loki aksed.

"He's creepy looking." Carlito said. "I seen killer clowns in movies and they eat kids."

"The Joker from Batman doesn't eat people." said Loni.

"Carlito has this fear of clowns ever since he was seven. He and I were watching Killer Klowns from Outer space with me and well he's scared of them." Bebe explained.

Then the manager walks up to the table. "What do I always tell you kids?!" The manager yelled.

"No cuts. No buts, no coconuts." Bebe chuckled sightly.

"Only three Ketchup packs per customer!" The manager shouted and took the gang's ketchup packets and gave each of them three. Then he walks away.

"Hey. Maybe if you have bigger packets then we have more ketchup for our fries!" Loki said.

"Tell me about it, these ketchup packs are big enough to feed a ladybug." said Carlito.

"I say we cause some payback to that guy." said Loki.

"Let's throw pickles at his window!" Loni said and threw his sliced pickles but they didn't land on the window. "Where did they go?"

Loni looked and see that his pickles have ended up on Bebe's forehead and she was not happy about this. "It's a nice throw." Carlito commented.

"I got a better idea." Loki said.

"Throw toilet paper over burping burger?" Katniss asked.

"No we steal Burpy the clown." Loki said as he smirked and picked a pickle off a Bebe's forehead and ate it. "And we're going to do it tonight."


In the Louds' garage, Loki and Loni have grabbed some tools like a wrench and bolt cutters. "Ok we got the tools we need." said Loki.

"I can't believe we're stealing something, this is so exciting!" Bebe squealed.

"Bebe are you okay?" Katniss asked.

"I'm fine. Just excited to do something exciting. The last exciting thing I did was scared some kids in the haunted house on Halloween." Bebe said.

"That doesn't sound exciting." Loki said. "But I'm glad you're on board babe."

"Well I'm not taking part of this!" Carlito said. "This is wrong and I think it'll come to life and eat us."

"First off killer clowns eat kids and slaughter teenagers." Loni corrected, Carlito gulped and ran away.

"Great job Loni." said Loki. "Now we're going to have hide the clown at Bebe's house."

"Why my place?" Bebe asked.

"My place has a tattle tale name Lexx and Levi's security cameras." said Loki.

"That explains why there's a disable camera in the corner." Katniss said.

"Same goes for Katniss' mansion." Loki added. "Plus Vanzilla is not get away car material, so we'll use one of her dad's cars."

"I have a van that makes Vanzilla wishes it was that van." Katniss said.

"Hey Loki going to get that car from our dad." Loni said.

"Thanks Loni." Loki growled.

"You're welcome." said Loni.

"But enough of this we have a clown to steal!" Loki said.


Later that night Loki, Loni, Bebe and Katniss are at Burping burger, where Loki and Loni were getting the bolts off of Burpy. "This is so exciting! I'm part of a crime, maybe I'll go to a girl jail!"

"Bebe you are crazy." Katniss said.

"Alright this clown is almost down." Loki said

"Good to hear." said Bebe and turned to Katniss. "So how are you and Carl?" (Genderbent Carol Pingrey)

"Pretty good. He and I are going to see that Queen movie." Katniss said.

"Luke is dying to see that movie too with Sam." said Loki.

"Crap a car is coming!" Katniss warned.

"Scatter!" Loki replied and Loki and the girls run behind some trash cans and tables.

"Crap I forget to hide." Loni said and then he hid behind Burpy the clown. The car pulled up to the clown and the driver was Flip. (Same gender as the original.)

"Hey Burpy! What's up!" Flip greeted. "I'll have a #1 combo with extra secret sauce."

"Would you like free onion rings?" Loni asked with a deep voice.

"You know it!" Flip replied.

"Would you like Apple pie with that?" Loni asked with a deep voice.

"Sure." said Flip.

"Well we're closed." Loni said with a deep voice.

"Closed? Then why did you take my order?" Flip asked.

"I just wanted to fool you." Loni said with a deep voice.

"But I'm hungry!" Flip whined.

"Then go get a pizza!" Loni shouted with a deep voice.

"But I had pizza for lunch!" Flip replied.

"That's your fault!" Loni shouted with a deep voice.

"Go to hell!" Flip shouted.

"See you there Flip!" Loni shouted with a deep voice. Flip's eyes widened and he drives away.

"Whoa! Flip got into a fight with a ceramic clown!" Loki laughed.

"You should see him fight those wacky waving balloons." said Bebe and the gang looks at her. "It was on YouTube."

"I gotta check it out later." Katniss said.

"Ok let's get this clown back to my place and steal a kid!" Bebe said and the gang looks at Bebe again.

"Babe that's kidnapping." Loki pointed out.

"How about a small pet or something. Something alive!" Bebe said.

"No!" Loki, Loni and Katniss shouted.

To be continued. I know, but this what I got for now. Please review.