Loki, Loni, Bebe and Katniss are in the Santiago/Casagrande basement with the top half of Burpy the clown.

"Here Burpy. Here's a drink, but I hope it doesn't give you gas. You have to drive you and 30 clown friends home in your small car." Loki said.

"Good one Loki bear." Bebe said with a sharpie in her hands.

"What are you doing with that marker?" Katniss asked.

"I'm going to draw on Burpy. You know moustaches, scars and boobies." Bebe said.

"Can I draw on Burpy?" Loni asked.

"No because you'll write Loni was here." Bebe said.

"You always trap yourself in the store fridge when you get soda." Katniss said.

"How do know that?" Bebe asked.

"It's on YouTube." Katniss replied.

Then Carlito walks downstairs. "Hey guys. I found this" Carlito sees Burpy the clown and screams. "What is that?!"

"It's Burpy the clown, we stole him!" Bebe said.

"Why couldn't you put it in your basements?!" Carlito shouted.

"Levi's cameras and Lexx is a tattletale." Loki replied.

"My place has cameras as well." Katniss said.

"So you pick my new house?!" Carlito asked.

"It seems like a better choice." Loki said.

"Besides if you tell anyone about, well let's just say you won't be pretty no more." Bebe said.

"Fine I won't tell." Carlito said.

"Good. So what do we do with a stolen clown?" Bebe asked.

We see the gang watching a movie with Burpy on the couch. "This is what you do with a stolen clown." Loni said.

"This is pretty much what we do without a stolen clown." Bebe said.

"Bebe's right. This sucks." Katniss said.

The next day, the Loud family are having breakfast until they hear a knock on the door. Luke walks to the door and sees Claire and her moms. (A/N: Genderbent Harold and Howard)

"Oh hey Claire, Mrs and Mrs McBride." Luke said.

"Did you hear the news?" Harriet said as the McBrides walk in the Loud House.

"What news?" Rita asked.

"Burpy the clown is stolen!" Helga said.

"Wait what?!" Rita asked.

"Some awful people stole Burpy." Harriet said.

"Who would steel Burpy?" Lane asked.

"Burpy was sitting on that burger since I was a little girl." Rita said.

"I don't know who would do this to our town?" Lynn Sr said.

"Back when Harriet and I were dating we use to go to Burping Burger and think about our future." Hegla said.

"All me and Lynn did is eat burgers while we were dating." Rita said.

"That's pretty much what we do." Lynn said.

"True that little bro." Luke said.

"I hope they find the thieves and punish them." Harriet said.

Loki and Loni both look at each other with great concern.

Meanwhile in the Santiago/Casagrande basement Bebe circles around Burpy. "Hmm. Let's see where to start?" Bebe asked. "The scars, moustaches or pimples? Wait I need a red marker."

"Hey Bebe!" Ron Andy shouted.

"Oh shoot!" Bebe panicked and covered Burpy with a blanket. Then Ron Andy and Linka walked downstairs.

"We saw this movie trailer which is a parodies Superman's origins." Ron Andy said and then he noticed an object covered in a blanket. "What the heck is that?"

"My box of…." Bebe began. "Tampons, yes tampons."

Ron Andy pulls the sheet and reveals Burpy the clown. "When I said box, I mean a piñata full of tampons for me." Bebe added on.

"You stole Burpy the clown didn't you?" Ron Andy asked.

"Yes I did along with Loki, Loni, and Katniss." Bebe said.

"Of course those two did?" Linka said.

"You stole Burpy the clown last night?" Ron Andy asked. "Dad's going to freak."

Then Bebe grabs Ron Andy by the shirt and glares at him. "You will not tell another soul about this! Not Linka! Not Paul! Not nobody!" Bebe growled. "Or else I'll put you through the same pain you gave to Linka! Which I wasn't cool with."

"I won't tell I promise!" Ron Andy cried out.

Then Loki, Loni and Katniss run downstairs. "Babe we got a problem!" Loki said.

"I had nothing to do with this!" Ron Andy replied.

"People are concerned about Burpy being stolen." Loki said.

"Hey guys." Carlito said and screamed like a little girl. "What is that thing still doing here?"

"So that explains the nightmares." Ron Andy said.

"It's all over the news." Loki said and turned on the tv to the local news channel.

"We are reporting live at Burpin burger where Burpy the clown has been stolen." The reporter said. "He was sitting on his burger until last night where some people stole Burpy. The owner has broken down in tears, so we can't interview him. But he said when I get my hands on the crocks I will strangle them."

"You guys are dead." Carlito said.

"You're a witness to our crime!" Bebe exclaimed. "If we go down, we're taking you with us. Same goes for Ron Andy and Linka."

"Wait what now?!" Linka asked.

"Ok we need some saws, garbage bags, and directions to the dump." Bebe stated.

"What's going on down there?" Carlos asked as she walked downstairs an gasped at the sight of Burpy. "Is that Burpy?"

"Dad I Can explain everything." Carlito said. "Loki did it!"

Carlos smirked at Loki. "Good for you Loki." Carlos said.

"Shouldn't you be mad?" Loki asked.

"Why? I'm glad you stole Burpy the clown. I hated this clown, people think this clown is special. I don't see it." Carlos said.

"So what do you want us to do Uncle Carlos?" Bebe asked.

"We're going to get rid of this clown." Carlos said. "Boys, Bebe let's get this clown in the van."

Loki, Loni, Katniss and Bebe all lift up Burpy and they try to carry him upstairs but Burpy's head falls off and lands on Carlito's lap and he screams like a little girl.

"Hey after this we need to find Carlito's manhood." Ron Andy said.

"Good one." Loki chuckled.

"What's going on down there!?" Rosa shouted.

"Quick hide the clown!" Carlos said.

Linka and Ron Andy both grab Burpy's head and placed it in a closest, and Loki and Loni both placed Burpy's body behind a pile of boxes. Then Rosa came downstairs and sees the five teens, Linka and Ron Andy watching a movie while Carlos is reading a book.

"What's going on down here?" Rosa asked.

"Reading a book about.." Carlos said and sees that she picked up a book about Ace Savvy. "Ace Savvy."

"We were watching this movie and Loni screamed at a spider." Linka said.

"Oh. I just came to make some comfort food." Rosa said and walked to the freezer and got some frozen peas and corn and began to walk back upstairs. "I forgot the pan to make the casserole." Rosa walked to a closest, everyone got worried, and sees Burpy's head and screams.

"We can explain." Bebe said.

"You stole Burpy!?" Rosa asked.

"It was all Loki's idea!" Carlito shouted and pointed his finger at Loki.

"You have brought evil spirits of those who created Burpy the clown and they are angry." Rosa said.

"Really?" Katniss asked.

"Get used to it." Ron Andy asked.

"Did you knew about this?" Rosa asked Carlos.

"I found out about this." Carlos said. "Shame on you kids!"

"Ron and I had no part in this!" Linka shouted.

"Yeah!" Ron Andy replied.

"You kids should be a shame of yourself!" Rosa said. "You are setting a bad example for Linka and Ronaldo."

"Right!" Carlos said.

"You kids are going to return that clown right now!" Rosa shouted.

"Ok fine. Let's go return Burpy." Loki said.

"Carlito will go with you." Carlos said.

"Dad!" Carlito whined.

"You need to face your fears son." Carlota said.

Loki, Loni, Bebe, Katniss and Carlito are back at Burpin burger, Loni is placing the screws back on Burpy.

"Well it's a shame that the fun ended." Bebe sighed.

"Yeah I know but we don't want to get caught." Loki said.

"You know he's not really that scary." Carlito said.

"Of course he isn't." Katniss said.

"He looks friendly." Carlito said.

"Of course he does until he kills you." Bebe stated and Carlito screamed and ran to vanzilla.

"Well Burpy is back on his burger." Loni said.

"Is he?" Loki asked.

"Yeah, he's screwed in tight." Loni said. "That didn't came out right."

"You have to be careful what you say." Katniss said.

"Burpy is going to be here for a long time." Loni said and patted Burpy and it tipped over and smashed to pieces.

"Run!" Loki shouted and they all ran to vanzilla.

Bebe runs back to the pieces and picks up a red nose. "I'm keeping the nose." Bebe said and ran towards Vanzilla. "Drive Loki!"

Later that night, Carlito and Ron Andy are asleep. But then Carlito is being poked and Carlito groans. "What is it Ron Andy?" Carlito asked as he opened his eyes. But his eyes widened and started shaking at the sight of Lane dressed like a clown.

"Who's the birthday boy?" Lane asked and squirted water from his flower.

Carlito was frozen in fear until he fainted.

Ron Andy woke up and smirked. "Nice work Lane." Ron Andy said.

"Don't mention it." Lane smirked. "Just pay back as soon as possible."

"Sure thing Lane." Ron Andy said as he watched Lane exited through the window.

That's part 2. Next chapter will involve Bebe getting a series of new jobs. Please review and all that.