Afthermathematics Baby Yeah! Part 1
[Disclaimer: This episode of Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour happens after Whatever's Yours Is Also Mine and before Birds N' Phonys and Wrong Cloud, Catch Ground Round!! I also wrote this part 1 before Till Life and Death do us Team Z. It has been moved to avoid spoilers so if you read this fanfic, dude you gonna see some crazy shit man! Also why? You have better things to do-]
*Afthermathematics Intro*
Replays past scenes especially from eliminated contestants.*
*Afthermathematics Outro*
Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour Intro!*
*Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers!
"Welcome everyone to The Afthermathematics I am your Host Celebi!" Celebi grinned.
"And i am your Co-Host Victini!" She smirked.
"Here is our still active Popcorn Gallery!" Celebi pointed at a almost empty stand by that only Grotle and Chikorita were in.
"Also here we will have Fun Games! Gossip! And The Final Chance for the players to win BP!" Celebi smiled.
"I always wanted Battle Points!" Yanma smiled. Totodile nodded. Crack-A-Chu seemed bored and Handy was just there, Baby Aloof.
"They don't stand for Battle Points, BP stands for Bitch Points cause you're all bitches trying to rejoin the game." Victini smiled.
Silence.
(MTL)
"And here we have Dhelmise!" Celebi cleared the awkward silence.
Cheers!
"YAR! Mateys it seems i have Landed in Le Afthermathematics! Shiver me timbers with excitement! Aight Mateys i shall not Avast Le Enjoyment! HAR HAR HAR" Dhelmise laughed like a pirate.
"God you're annoying." Victini huffed.
"How did it feel to be eliminated?" Asked Celebi.
"YAR! It sucked to he backstabbed by Janitor but at least i did something this season har Har HAR!" Dhelmise laughed.
"Not." Victini deadpanned.
"And here we also have Chandelure!" LOTS OF CHEERS!
Celebi pointed at no one?
"What!?" Celebi growled.
Victini looked at a fancy holographic phone. "I got The News From The Mew!-"
(TNFTM)
"-It seems Chandelure has drowned herself in the ocean and has successfully committed Suicide, uncool now we can't interview her!" Victini shook her head.
"OMFG! I can't believe you like dont care about Chandelure like she is the most liked everyone like likes Chandelure like! So not like lit UWU like!" Yanma glared.
"So? it was Chandelure. NEXT ONE IS LAIRON!" Victini yelled.
No Cheers.
Lairon slowly came out.
Silence.
"...so uh? about being eliminated for being a bitch?" Victini smiled.
Lairon sighed and teared up "It- it was my fault, i got hard and didn't think well i thought i would steal the show or heh steel it...but at the end i was only a laughing stock...i rewatched all the episodes i've been on Mew's New Island and Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour...and now is see why no one l-likes me! It's all my fault! Why did i become this!? Why!!!!" She began crying and ran away likely to kill herself too.
"Bummer she left, and Skarmory wont come, he said he is taking fucking anger management courses and then he will create his own better fucking bitch ass show." Celebi shook her head.
"So what now." Crack-A-Chu looked bored, Totodile and Handy nearby.
"Sing for me Darlings that shall be the challenge." Jirachi teleported in.
Many Cheers.
"Our special guest today is Jirachi! Challenge is to sing! Now Go!" Celebi ordered.
(Pokemon XT: "Battle! Vs Diancie!" (XY Style / Fan-Made by Ludwig van Larx)
Celebi, Victini and Jirachi cry.
Crack-A-Chu and Yanma: "Let's make a wish, i'll make a wish!" x14
Yanma: "Let's~make a wish~" she sung.
Celebi and Jirachi "She'll make a wish~~" they sung.
The Afthermathematics Hosts: "Let's make a wish, i'll make a wish!" x4
Crack-A-chu: "I'll make a wish!" he sung.
Jirachi and Celebi: "He'll make a wish!~" they sung.
Yanma and Crack-A-Chu: "Let's Make A Wish! I'll Make a Wish!~" x4
Yanma: "I wish~to~return to the show~~" she sung.
Jirachi and Celebi: "She wishes to~ return~, to~the~show~" they sung.
Totodile: "GuaguaguaGua Guaguaguagua Gua Guaguagua Gua Gua Gua gua Gua Gua!~" she sung.
Celebi and Jirachi: "She wishes to GuaguaguaGua Guaguaguagua Gua Guaguagua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua!?~" they sung.
Handy: *Quick af Hand Signs*
Crack-a-Chu: "I wish! To~~ Win The Show!" He sung.
Celebi: "Will their wishes come true!? Find out watching Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour!-"
Victini: "So where is the food?" She said eating.
Record Scratch!
(End Song)
"Victini! You ruined the groove!" Yelled Celebi.
"Gee sorry, all i saw was a buncha idiots singing...didn't notice it was so important." Victini boredly ate.
Celebi sighed. "Fine whatever...what are you eating?"
"Oh Elmo Runklies want some?" Victini offered.
"EW ELMO RUNKLIES!? GROSS!" Celebi yelled. "Shesh rude." Victini frowned. "Omg! Elmo Runklies are so weird!" Yanma said.
"And Yanma wins 50 BP!" Celebi yelled.
"WHAT!" Everyone yelled.
"Uh! ELMO RUNKLIES SUCK!" Crack-A-Chu Yelled. "And Crack-A-Chu wins 100 BP!"
"GUAGAUAGuagaauaGUAGUAaugauagauguGUAaugauagGUaguagau!" Totodile panicked and Handy did fast af Hand Signs.
"Alright i guess that concludes this episode." Celebi shrugged.
"What! No Fun games! OMG! This is like so not lit! UwU!" Yanma said.
"Yea! Suicunte and Ninetails sucked but at least they knew how to stretch an episode for 30 minutes, unlike you bozos!" Crack-A-Chu smirked.
Totodile nodded and Handy gave them the middle finger. "Is that criticism i hear? I don't like criticism!!!!" Celebi seemed pissed.
"All of you get ZERO BP!" She scremed.
"What no fair!" "OMFG!" *Outraged Hand Signs!* "GUAGUAGAUGUA!" "YAR! i didn't even have BP.." "GugaGU!"
"You can't do that!" Glared Crack-A-Chu. "yea! That's cheating w!" Yanma yelled. "I am the host so i can and WILL!" Celebi laughed evilly.
Then the lights turned off and showlights shined on~
"And Handy, Totodile, Yanma and Crack-A-Chu rejoin Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour!" Said a silly familiar voice.
Gasps!
A Fat Pumpkin headed man with vertical yellow and green lines that were always vertical and not horizontal and white gloves, levitated. "P-pumpkingking!" Celebi asked scared.
"Almost forgot to collect you three!" He smirked and snapped his fingers. The three legendaries tried to flee but they were disabled and couldn't move. Pkk used three Master Balls and Celebi, Victini and Jirachi were caught.
"Wait here until the merge, watch the show on the TV for now, Bai!!!!" The PumpKingKing teleported out.
Grotle, Chikorita, Dhelmise, Baby, Crack-A-Chu, Totodile, Yanma and Handy sat there awkwardly in silence.
It was the beginning of the end.
