Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Afthermathematics! Part 3
*Afthermathematics Intro*
*Montage of all the Contestants who were Eliminated before part 2 of this final Season, aka before Episode 16
*Afthermathematics Outro*
*MNA-SLWT Merge Intro*
*Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers!
"Good afternoon my dear viewers! My name is Mew!" Mew smiled.
"And I am The Pumpkingking!" He smirked.
"Before we continue with The real season and start Episode 16 I wanted to interview our lovely contestants! First up we have! The sassy meteor herself! Solrock!" Mew smiled.
Cheers!
Solrock levitated out.
"...Can't believe it took this long for me to actually say something on screen..." Solrock spoke.
"So Solrock how did it feel to be tricked by Munna and Psyduck to be your complete opposite not only freaking your team out but one of the main reasons you were Eliminated for!" Mew smiled cutely.
"...Psh whatever..." Solrock looked bored.
"Good to have you back your usual way Sunny." Druddigon came out all smug.
Lots of Cheers!
"Yup! Druddigon is gonna be interviewed next! Tell us Druddigon how did it feel to be eliminanted by the one vote your own girlfriend placed against you?" The PumpKingKing smirked.
Druddigon crossed his arms and leaned on the interview couch. "Not gonna lie, I did not see that coming by a mile! I should've stayed more alert of her, and it really hurted to know she was just using me, however~ Sunny over here has been Helping me deal with it and as soon as that *Finger Snap* my depression was gone, if it wasn't for good old Sunny here I would've still been in the pub crying about Munna betraying me." Druddigon smiled.
Solrock looked away. " I-i didn't help you cause I wanted to help you, I did it cause seeing the oh so mighty Druddigon crying like Baby was pathetic."
Druddigon chuckled and leaned. "Sure, Sunny sureeee." He giggled knowingly.
"Wait, Solrock, your real name is...SUNNY?!" Mew yelled.
"Ugh! Shut Up right Now! Druddigon!" Solrock yelled blushing.
"Sorry Solrock it kinda just slips out, my bad." Druddigon looks a bit sad but also had a smile cause of how silly the name Sunny is for someone edgy like Solrock.
Solrock growled and calmed down. "Fine, if you will tell everyone my real name I don't see a reason to not say yours..." Solrock smirked.
Gasps!
Druddigon looked flabbergasted. "W-wait! Let's be reasonable here! Solrock!" Druddigon looked desperate.
Solrock grinned and spoke. "Druddigons real name is Patrick."
Silence.
Then everyone except for Chikorita, Solrock and Druddigon started laughing."Hahahaha Patrick? Like that stupid Staryu from that show?! Hahaha! Grotle laughed.
"Hahahaha no wonder he was bullied in his old pack! Hahahaha!" The PumpKingKing laughed.
Druddigon blushed and pointed at Solrock. "Fuck you for saying that!"
"Hey, at least now we're even, Drag~" Solrock winked and Druddigon rolled his eyes.
Mew was giggling cause of Druddigons real name and then spoke. "Now we have the adorable nerd plus geek! The Geerd himself... CYNDAQUIL!" Mew yelled.
Cheers!
Cyndaquil came out looking bored. "Please do not call me that ever again. I've heard that horrible insult too many times." He spoke.
"So Cyndaquil how did it feel to suck when you were pushed out of the plane thanks to Janitor betraying you in the end?" Mew smiled cutely.
"I kinda expected that comming, dropping me off so close to the merge, that Droid really thought of everything when he came back." Cyndaquil frowned.
"Not when I kicked his ass." The PumpKingKing gave a Pumpkinlicious giggle and then Cyndaquil also did that. "True that! Woohoo!" Cyndaquil Woohoo'ed.
"Anywho next we have OOM!" The PumpKingKing said.
Cheers and Whistles!
The Droid with boobs came out.
Chikorita was shaking and Grotle blushed.
"Hello everyone! I am OOM!" OOM said.
"How did it feel to be betrayed by your own boyfriend, TWICE!" The PumpKingKing smiled.
"He didn't do that?" OOM looked confused.
Cyndaquil whispered to the Host and Co-host "My theory is that Janitor probably changed her memory drive and erased her memories of him doing that."
"That smart ass." The PumpKingKing said.
"Anywho next we would have Numel but just like Beedrill and Chandelure, he's dead. So now we get to interview the scared loser who turned brave when they met Druddigon and then a pussy again when Druddigon left! Everyone welcome the Loser that is Mothim!!!" Mew yelled.
Cheers!
Mothim came out and looked nervous. "H-h-hey g-guys... WOAH!" he tripped even tho he was flying and crashed straight into the couch.
Laugh Track.
"Dude those fake live audience reactions are pretty creepy." Druddigon leaned on the couch.
"Don't worry now that the series is becoming a bit more popular the next Afthermathematics will have a real audience!" The PumpKingKing looked at the fourth wall.
"So Loser I mean Mothim, how did it feel to be eliminated even tho you could've eliminated Psyduck!" Mew smiled.
"I had 36 Heart attacks while taking The Drop of Pain. It was really scary, about being Eliminated eh kinda expected a stupid loser like me would be eliminated..." Mothim looked down.
Druddigon smirked. " Dude, you aren't a loser Mothim, that peanut brain Skarmory thought he was the best and you placed way higher than he did, you even placed higher than last seasons winner, you're great Mothim, for being weak in every aspect possible, you stayed for a long time, shows how great you are little buddy." Druddigon nudged him a bit.
"Hehe thanks Druddigon, I missed you!" Mothim looked happy.
"Hehe I missed you too kiddo." Druddigon patted him.
Awes~
"Okay that ruined the moment..." Druddigon looked annoyed.
Laugh Track.
"Can you turn that off!" Druddigon yelled.
"Sorry they're automatically generated." The PumpKingKing lied.
"S-so! Since we can't Interview Janitor cause he's been vanished to who knows where, now we get to Interview, the shemale trap that is Gardevoir!" Mew giggled.
Cheers!
Gardevoir walked out. "I used my telepathy to know that you were going to ask me how did it feel to be eliminated cause of two idiots, it sucked, being eliminated by a insane tick and a mentally retarted toad REALLY sucked-"
The PumpKingKing Interrupted him. "-Did it suck as much as you sucking dicks in that ally for money in the streets?"
Laughs
Gardevoir blushed. "I had to! You see it's because-"
"-Boring~ Next up he have! Vani the Vanillish!" Mew yelled. Gardevoir looked upset he was cut off again but crossed his arms and stayed silent.
Cheers!
Vani came out smiling and waved to the Camaras with her arms but then she started to melt and looked upset as she screamed "OH COME ON!!!!!!" She was then only a pile of ice cream liquid.
Laugh Track!
"hehehe anywho next we have the before Dragonair, Dragonite! And the before Mienfoo, Mienshao!" The PumpKingKing yelled.
Cheers x2
A strong looking Dragonite came out, she sat on the other interview couch, Mienshao also sat down.
"How did it feel to be automatically Eliminated cause of Wigglytuff's Rare Candy?" The PumpKingKing smirked.
"FUCK HER RAWR! SHE'S A STUPID HORRIBLE BITCHY WHORE THAT SHOULD DIE!!!!" Dragonite began to destroy the surrounding furniture, screaming and then picked up the interview couch.
"The PumpKingKing! The Tranquilizers!" Mew yelled.
The PumpKingKing dressed as a Indigenous Indian and shot lots of Tranquilizer dart at Dragonite and she immediately fell asleep.
The Contestants looked impressed, some scared and most shocked.
"That was pretty cool, we should bring her back in the game." Mew smiled.
The PumpKingKing just grinned at her.
"What?!" Most Contestants yelled.
"Yep a LOT of you will rejoin the game, but after that, none one will be able to join or rejoin." The PumpKingKing smiled.
"Did you say rejoin the game? Can we join?" Grotle asked.
"...I don't really want to join, I'm feeling pretty scared right now..." Chikorita was shaking.
"Sorry you two don't have a single shot at joining cause of plot holes." The PumpKingKing gave a goofy smile.
"...yay..." The scared Chikorita whispers.
"awe man..." Grotle spoke. "I have like no Screentime at all..."
"...Psh tell that to Tynamo..." Solrock scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"I don't care I was voted out, I'm actually happy to be here I don't want to join the show ever again." Mienshao said.
"Whatever...now we would Interview Donald Trump but he's dead, so next we have-" Mew was cut off by.
"Yo yo yo, it's me the cool Squirtle dudes!" Squirtle did fake gang hand signs
No Cheers.
Solrock deadpanned. "In moments like this I wish my ability to have no ears actually worked cause hearing him talk makes me want to die."
"Yo girl you're ugly anyway!" Squirtle did the middle finger.
"Are you talking about your mom?" Solrock raised her eyebrow.
Gasps!
Cheers!
"Damn Solrock! Nice one!" Druddigon patted her on the back. If Solrock could smile, she would give a very small one right now.
"Ugh whatever dudes.." Squirtle Coolly walked but slipped on Vani's dead liquid body and fell off the Afthermathematics stage. "Uh Oh! Ahhh! Owie! Bro a little help here? Anyone? Help I fell butt first into a trash can and now I can't get out!"
Silence.
"Anywho next we have Lunatone!" The PumpKingKing yelled. Everyone kept ignoring Squirtle asking for help.
Cheers!
"This is why being in the Afthermathematics again doesn't suck!" Lunatone looked smug.
"How did it feel to be brainwashing by Psyduck and Dark Musharna making you a total asshole." The PumpKingKing smiled.
"Not only did it hurt but also suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper mean!" Lunatone said.
Everyone kept staring at him, they all thought he was gonna say sucked.
"Anywho now we have the winner of the first season eliminated in the first episode of the merge on the final season, it's the one and only, Volcarona!" Mew spoke.
Cheers!
Volcarona flew out and waved at all her friends. "Hello everyone! Nice to see you all again!" She giggled.
"So Volcarona, how did it feel to be eliminated for the first time even tho you were the winner of the first season?!" Mew grinned.
"Well it really sucked, I didn't expect it but at least now I am here with all my friends! My berry factory is doing great so now I am a millionaire!" Volcarona smiled.
"I'm happy for you Volcarona!" Lunatone smiled kindly. "Thanks Lunatone!" Volcarona giggled.
"How about I replay some of my favorite and cutest Volcarona x Lunatone moments" The Pumpkingking winked.
"In our new segment! Show's Highlights In Time!" Mew yelled.
(SHIT)
Silly Music played as Lunatone and Volcarona scenes played.
Volcarona nodded. "I am sure he is in a better place Vespiqueen, Hey Lunatone come join us!" She called.
Lunatone glanced at them and scoffed. "And this is why talking with dumb idiotic losers sucks." He rolled his eyes and levitated somewhere else.
000
"Ugh! Those idiots are taking so long!" Yelled Lunatone.
"Hey Lunatone no need for being rude." Volcarona frowned.
"Shut up you ugly fat moth!" He yelled in rage. Volcaronas eyes seemed to tear up, she wanted to cry
000
"we leave when i say so!" Screamed Lunatone.
Volcarona talked worried "Lunatone please stop acting like a spoiled brat, i know you are still goo-"
Stone Edge.
Volcaronas Eyes widened and braced herself but instead was pushed by.
Vespiqueen Fainted.
"VESPIQUEEN!" Volcarona cried. Psyduck used her psychic powers on Vespiqueens forehead. "She is alive, but barely, we need to take her to a pokemon center asap." Psyduck spoke.
Everyone glared at Lunatone but he was leaving the Slowpoke Well.
000
"I don't know guys 100% off seems a bit...off.." Volcarona said. "Shut up! No one cares what you think you ugly fat moth!" Lunatone yelled. Volcarona seemed surprised.
Volcarona(Team Mew):She looked at her voluptuous body and looked at the camara frowning. "...I'm...fat?" She asked.
000
"WHAT! THOSE TWO WEAK LOSERS WILL MAKE US LOSE WE ALL KNOW ALL GIRLS ARE WEAK!" Lunatone yelled.
000
"Girls are the weak sex of course, men are the real deal, girls are just dumb leech sluts they all suck and should all bow down to me and suck my dick!"Lunatone screamed.
000
"So which way do we go?" Asked Volcarona. "Shut Up! You dumb fucking fat moth!" Lunatone yelled.
000
"Do you guys wonder why there are no feral pokemon in the tall grass?" Volcarona asked. "Shut Up!" Lunatone yelled. Volcarona whimpered and everyone else looked at Lunatone with a bored expression.
000
"Yay now we have to-" Volcarona cheered but was then interrupted by Lunatone. "MY GOD CAN YOU SHUT UP YOU ARE A PATHETIC STUPID FATTY UGLY ASS MOTH AND NOBODY LIKES YOU! SO KILL YOURSELF!" Lunatone growled.
Volcarona began to cry.
000
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Lunatone charged at Vespiqueen; Vespiqueen became pale and Stiff, she couldn't move cause of sheer fear; her eyes widened in surprise and fear.
Bug Buzz.
"AHHHH FUCK!" Lunatone growled taking the super effective attack.
Everyone saw who attacked; It wasn't Vespiqueen, it was a frowning Volcarona who did it.
"YOU DUMB FAT BITCH! NO ONE WILL LOVE YO-" Lunatone was talking but Vespiqueen used Attack Order. Super Effective.
Lunatone fainted.
000
"Thanks Volcarona you're my best friend here." Vespiqueen smiled. "No Problemo!" Volcarona said.
"You two losers still talking! Ugh you two are so pathetic!" Lunatone went somewhere. Silence.
000
"Hurry up losers! I am tired of waiting!" Lunatone yelled. Team Mew sighed.
000
"UGH! YOU ARE ALL SO WEAK I HATE THIS STUPID ASS TEAM!" Lunatone yelled. Before any member from Team Mew could say something they were all teleported to the plane.
000
The TV went back up.
Silence.
Volcarona looked sad and Lunatone flabbergasted.
"V-volcarona, you k-know I didn't mean to s-say that r-right?! I had n-no control! I'm sorry!" Lunatone cried.
Volcarona looked at him with a kind understanding look in her eyes. "You have nothing to be sorry about Lunatone, sure those things you said hurted but as long as you're now safe I am happy cause I care a lot about you, I know you didn't mean to say all that, you know after season one, confession session mostly when you said you had a crush on me I was flattered, I didn't know what to say, I always had a lot of friends heh but never a boyfriend so after spending a lot of time on the island, in the Afthermathematics and on the plane; I love you Lunatone. More than a friend, more than a best friend...I really just, Love You." She said.
Lunatone blushed, "I-i also l-love you Volcarona, more than anyone could ever imagine... I love your personality, your looks and your intelligence is almost as high as mine~" Lunatone posed and Volcarona giggled.
"But what made me fall in love with you was that you are just such a caring and nice person, you can make anyone that's feeling down better by lending them a hand, that's why I'm in love you Volcarona, cause you're a nice friend." Lunatone kissed Volcarona in the mouth. She looked a bit surprised at first but gladly returned the kiss.
Awe~ (Most of the Contestants awe'd)
"OMG! LMAO X3 That is so Kawaii! 6w9!" Yanma said hiding on top of a stagelight but her weight and since the stagelight was old and loose the stagelight fell. "Woah! OnO!" She yelled.
"Hey guys guess what! I'm so cool I got out of the trash can all by myself haha!" Squirtle dabbed In the edge of the Afthermathematics stage.
The stagelight fell on top of Squirtle's head and he stumbled back and fell out of the Afthermathematics stage AGAIN and fell butt first into the trashcan AGAIN! "OUCH!! Ahhhh! OW! Dudes no!" He cried.
"OMG oopsis I am like so totally sorry qwq" Yanma gave an awkward giggle.
"Welp that took a while, because our last guest we will Interview is our rejoiner Yanma!" Mew yelled.
Cheers?
"OMG OWO! i am here again this is so unexpected UWU but that meanie Dusclops like Eliminated me like the huge butt he is!" Yanma said.
"Well look at the bright side, at least Finally you and i can be together~" Cyndaquil walked towards her.
"OMFG! Senpai OWO EEEEEEE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH BABE KAWAII DESU!" Yanma hugged Cyndaquil.
"Hehe i missed you too Yanny" Cyndaquil giggled.
"Omg x3 if getting eliminanted means i get to be with you then i love losing uwu" Yanny the Yanma said.
Now the Pumpkingking spoke. "Okay okay stop with the lovey dovey stuff cause now we will play a game of-"
(RETURNS)
"All the people we interviewed including you three!" The PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and three familiar characters appeared.
Lairon was crying, she had cuts on her steel wrists. Muk giggled "Hello guys, looks like i can rejoin eh hehe good." He grinned and "What? THE FUCK! WHERE AM I!!!! *Takes a deep breath* No worries, i been taking anger management courses so i am fine...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!" Skarmory gave a loud as fuck bird squawk.
"You two can also join!" Mew pointed at Baby and Dhelmise.
Baby did cute adorable baby noises.
"YAR! I'm excited mateys!" Dhelmise looked happy.
"You will all get a chance to rejoin the game decided completely randomly using this Roulette Wheel! It will be decided by pure luck and if you rejoin you get the chance to get, The One Wish, to be able to wish for anything in the entire multiverse, that's worth rejoining the game eh you won't only get fame but also glory now lets start spinning the Random Roulette Wheel!" The PumpKingKing started the roulette wheel.
"Oopsie looks like we're out of time! Find out who joins next time on Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! This has been The Afthermathematics and see you soon my dear viewers!" Mew winked at the camara.
The camara slowly zoomed out revealing all the chaos like Vani melted on the floor, Squirtle still stuck butt first in the trashcan and Yanma doing OwO UwU faces.
*Afthermathematics Outro*
Thanks for Watching!
~With Love, Liz~
