"let's continue shall we?" Arceus smiled at you as you dived into her Book of Lemons.

[Warning: Dragonair lemon could contain very disturbing scenes]

(Volcarona X Lunatone)

[This happens after Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour Episode 4, Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Afthermathematics! Part 3!]

The Afthermathematics just ended. And the roulette wheel to see who would join stopped spinning. All the contestants who joined seemed like, fine whatever. The ones who didn't join seemed upset.

"This is why not returning sucks!" Lunatone frowned as he levitated near his new girlfriend Volcarona.

"I know it must feel pretty bad." Volcarona sighed and looked a bit uncomfortable.

"Hey Volcarona can I visit your Berry Factory!? It looks really interesting!" Lunatone asked her.

Reluctantly Volcarona nodded and showed him where the berry factory was.

"So tell me a bit about your berry Factory?" Lunatone asked her.

Volcarona thought. "Well the Magical Berry I won on Mew's New Island is the real deal. It grew into a huge berry tree and It only has 80 berries at the same time and as soon as one is plucked out a new one grows! It can't be moved from that same spot or Mew said it would lose its powers, so my workers take out the berries and plant them on the ground area for farming! The factory is very big you'll see. So then when we have enough berries we can request to sell them for a very large prize! Usually big companies that sell berries in the market or stores that need berries to make juice ask me for them and I sell it to them! They can't make those berries to grow a magical berry tree like mine, this tree is the only one that can instantly make new berry with seeds that make the berry grow instantly. All my workers pick up the berries and place them in the selling corner. If they want to stay overtime they can, and keep working for extra pay but most just wanna go home after picking berries all day, we have a loyal security Machamp that helps is make sure no one steals anything, oh sometimes we donate berries to communities of pokemom with no money, have disabilities, cancer or we do it for charity! It's just picking berries and planting them over and over again." Volcarona shrugged.

They reached the very factory and went in, the factory was HUGEEEEE and they both saw everyone working and a huge berry tree inside.

"Woah it's very big!" Lunatone looked shocked.

"Very... Big~" Volcarona mumbled.

Lunatone saw how the workers picked up the berries and planted them only to have instantly more trees come out with more berries, then they planted the berries in those and more berries came out. You can call the prize on season 1 silly, but God damn if Volcarona was making trillions just by selling berries, it wasn't silly at all, it was an absolutely wonderful prize!

"Yep very big, did you know factories like this were created during the steam age in the human era all those centuries ago! It's a miracle a building with this much age has survived this long." Lunatone smiled looking around.

"Ugh Lunatone I feel I little weird..." Volcarona said as he took him to her director office where no one other than her could go.

Lunatone touched her forehead. "Oh my Arceus! You're burning up!" Lunatone looked shocked and I cringed when he said my name in vain.

"Why do you think?" Volcarona looked dizzy a bit.

"Hmm maybe it's cause you're a fire type, you're in heat or have a fever, which one do you think?" Lunatone asked her.

"I-i think it's... The second one.." Volcarona looked away shyly.

"Oh, heat. Well uh we can get all the male employees to breed you." Lunatone smiled. "I don't have a dick so I can't really help you there." Lunatone frowned.

"But wouldn't it be, cheating on you?" Volcarona frowned. Lunatone just shrugged and looked sad. "Well seeing you in a gangbang would be pretty hot." Lunatone said.

Volcarona blushed a bit. She would do it for him, plus she really needed to take this heat off her. It would distract her all day.

Using her Microphone she called the names of her most trustworthy and faithfully loyal male workers.

It was a male Gothorita, a nerdy male Ledian, and a extremely loyal Grovyle.

They all stood in front of her and Lunatone.

"Hello everyone! This is my boyfriend Lunatone!" Volcarona with a blushing face pointed at Lunatone who seemed happy.

"Hello Lunatone!" Gothorita waved.

"Greetings Lunatone." Ledian smiled.

"Good afternoon my masters mate." Grovyle vowed to Lunatone In respect.

"Woah, did not see that coming." Lunatone said looking at the fourth wall.

"So I brought you all here since you're all my best workers here in my berry factory, can you please tell Lunatone the story of what happened to you all before coming here?" Volcarona smiled her face still flushed.

"Well I was going to school, no one wanted to hire me and give me a part time job cause I was so smaller but miss Volcarona here gave me a job here just for picking and planting her magical berries! I am very grateful for her helping me!" Gothorita smiled.

Lunatone smiled at him and Volcarona.

"I was bullied around in school, I like Gothita, was very weak, I couldn't really do jobs that involved much physical strength and I wanted a job so I can bribe bullies to defend me. Volcarona here offered me a job and I got enough money to rent bullies to bully my bullys! All Thanks to her job I am so thankful for her!" Ledian seemed happy.

Lunatone seemed happy, and Volcarona gave a happy smile. She still had a blush on her face.

"I was a dead end job, just out of jail. I wanted to redeem myself after my life of crime on a gang and moved far away, but my crime record always followed me. No one wanted to hire me cause of my past and I was running low on money. Eventually I found a flier casting auditions to join Volcarona's Magical Berry Making Factory! This could be my final shot I nervously said. Volcarona treated me with love and kindness no one has ever done to me for years, she saw my criminal record and frowned. I felt my heart sink as I saw her eyes move and read all the things I did. She asked me about my criminal past and I explained I had nowhere else to go and I needed money so I joined the gang and I wanted to quit and redeem myself. Volcarona gave me a sweet smile and said that she trusted I would be a good employee and hired me. I took pride in my job of taking out berries and planting them all day. I stayed forever loyal to Volcarona, like if she was my gang leader and I just a foot solder or something." Grovyle shrugged.

Lunatone looked shocked and Volcarona had a silly smile, she never got tired of that backstory

"Well I am glad my most loyal workers are here cause I have a problem and the solution involves all of you." Volcarona frowned.

Her workers looked at her worried.

"My boyfriend and I concluded I am in heat, and I can't really mate with my boyfriend. I told him I wouldn't mate anyone else but he insisted on me having to be mated so I don't, ugh feel in pain." Volcarona clenched her stomach, her workers looked at her worried.

"So I am asking all of you to gangbang my girlfriend." Lunatone smiled. That Weird ass cuckold.

"What!" They said shocked.

"Can you guys please do it~" Volcarona gave them a cute look as she blushed.

Grovyle instantly kneeled for her blushing. "Anything for you master."

"Same!" Ledian said and Gothorita nodded.

"Good, now please, pleasure me." Volcarona laid down on her really big directors desk.

Ledian Inserted his smaller dick on Volcarona's asshole which she moaned and Gothorita shoved his dick on Volcarona's mouth which she licked and sucked.

Grovyle looked at Volcarona's big pussy, the skin outside was kinda gray and dark but the inside of it instead of pink, was light blue and had kind of small spikes. It looked like steam was Coming out as she was wet.

"Come on Grovyle." Volcarona gave him bedroom eyes. Grovyle looked at Lunatone and thanked him for letting him mate his girlfriend.

"No problem! This is why sharing doesn't suck!" Lunatone looked happy to be a Cuck as he was eating popcorn watching the the scene.

Grovyle inserted his dick inside her and felt a barrier. His eye widened.

"Oh yea she's a virgin, hopefully you don't cause her too much pain." Lunatone told him frowning.

"I'm sorry master." Grovyle said as he rammed himself into her causing her to yell in pain as small lines of blood came out of her love hole.

Grovyle felt really bad, the female that cared for him when no one else cared for him, the one that gave him another chance, the one that was always there for him and talked to him. His "gang" boss.

Was now crying cause of something he had done.

"Yikes, this is why losing your virginity sucks." Lunatone spoke frowning and eating popcorn.

"Master I am so sorry." Grovyle looked really guilty. He then saw Volcarona's typical motherly love look in her eyes she always had.

"Can you start fucking me now?" She asked him smugly recovering from her pain.

"O-of course master." Grovyle shuddered and started moving.

Volcarona moaned.

The three of them were fucking her.

Gothorita kept Fucking Volcarona's mouth as she sucked his dick. Ledian happily pounded Volcarona's asshole and Grovyle looked very happy as he lost his virginity with his boss as he mated her.

They were all fucking her and she was moaning loudly.

From the outside of her office no one could see or hear what was happening.

"Why do you think those guys were sent to the office." A Timburr asked.

"I don't know, I just wanna finish working so I can get my paycheck and go home." A bored Bronzong said.

"Hey, why can't we just steal these berries and make our own factory with them?" Asked a Salandit.

Then the three saw a Grimer putting berries inside him and trying to leave but a frowning security guard Machamp wearing dark sunglasses smashed him and placed the berries back where he took them.

The Grimer still stayed broken splash mess on the floor.

Timburr and Salandit looked shocked. "That's why." Bronzong said in his monotone voice.

Back to the sex.

They had been doing the gangbang for almost an hour. Volcarona's mouth, ass and pussy was just stuffed with cum as she moaned. "Sharing is caring~" The Nice Friend mumbled moaning with a mouthful full of dick.

The loyal employees thanked her again and all came inside her for the fourth time together.

They all panted.

Lunatone finished drinking his soda. "That was pretty hot." He smiled.

"Thank you for letting us mate with your girlfriend master Lunatone." Grovyle kneeled in front of Lunatone after he pulled his cum covered dick out of Volcarona. His dick slowly going back inside him.

Ledian and Gothorita also vowed for Lunatone taking him for letting them breed his girlfriend.

Lunatone looked cocky. "Well well well, if you all keep stroking my ego like this, I might just let Volcarona keep doing this with you guys." Lunatone smirked.

Volcarona panted. "I promise I won't have sex with anyone unless you give me permission Lunatone." She pushed out a bit of cum from her holes as she finished drinking all the cum that was in her mouth.

"And unless I am present, I want to meet my girlfriend being fucked after all. So that's all I ask, being there and you asking me permission." Lunatone nodded.

Volcarona kissed Lunatone in the mouth and he kissed back. "Of course Lunatone, just cause I do this doesn't mean I'm not loyal to you. I still love you so much." She nuzzled him.

The employees vowed for Lunatone and had genuine smiles. They were all glad they had a nice Co-Boss that could allow them to breed his girlfriend.

"Heh I could get used to this." Lunatone looked happy.

They all began leaving to go home.

"This was really nice!" Gothorita seemed happy.

"I lost my virginity to my boss." Ledian smiled.

"Your anal virginity, I'll still make Gothorita and you eventually fuck my pussy~" Volcarona winked.

"Again, thank you for letting me breed your girlfriend master Lunatone." Grovyle seemed very faithful towards Lunatone.

"No problem, Watching you all fuck her was really hot!" Lunatone smiled.

Machamp just heard all this, his expression was always a frown and you couldn't see his eyes cause of his dark sunglasses.

"Sorry I didn't let you fuck me Machamp, I know you're loyal but you're just too big, plus someone else had to stay and guard the factory." Volcarona giggled and everyone else started laughing.

The frowning Machamp shed a single tear that came out from under his dark sunglasses.

"But maybe in the future, I'd totally let you take me~" Volcarona winked at him.

The single tear like a rewind video went back up into the sunglasses, probably inside the eye like it never came out.

The 5 of them laughed it out and closed the factory for tonight.

The factory called Volcarona's Magical Berry Making Factory! With a picture of a berry (HEH GET IT!!!) happy Volcarona in the billboard.

(Crack-A-Chu x Dragonair)

[This story happens after Mew's New Island ended, exactly after One Million Poke! (Finale)]

Hey, I'm Dragonair. I just been boredly watching my boyfriend Crack-A-Chu kick the ground in rage and keep yelling profanity.

He was upset he didn't win the million poke OR join season 2. I was upset two but I didn't care as much as he did.

"Why not me! Huh! Why let that small red bastard and those other losers into the show while I now have to watch from the stand lines!" Crack-A-Chu yelled looking at me.

I shrugged at him.

"Ugh babe what's wrong with you?" Crack-A-Chu asked me.

"Uh I'm fine." I told him.

But I wasn't fine. We were in the island just a bit inside Wow oWW Woods Woo, Mew said the island would be closed for a week before anyone would be allowed back in so he told us to explore a bit and if we left anything here to take it back home. It was a farewell reunion I guess.

I didn't leave anything here so I just listened to Crack-A-Chu rant- oh he just shoved his cock in my mouth.

Well if I had a mouth.

"Babe I can't suck it, I don't have a mouth." I frowned, with no mouth.

"Come on Dragonair, let's have some fun babe~" Crack-A-Chu layed me on the ground and Inserted himself inside me.

He kept fucking me, I didn't moan, I just let him do whatever he was doing. You see I had a disorder where I can't find sexual pleasure on most stuff

Sure I can blush and be attracted but I tried Masturbating and I felt, nothing. Maybe it's cause of that traumatic thing that happened on my childhood, oh well.

So watching him mate me was, boring to say the least. "Damn Dragonair you're tight as hell gurl" he moaned as he fucked me.

Ugh when will he be over, I just want to go home now. I'm pretty proud of how far I got in this season; 22nd out of 40 is no easy task. Maybe Team Dominator, the evil alliance I was on, did help me. Then again maybe not.

I felt something wet, warm and goey enter me. 'Ew' I thought.

"Ah that was good wasn't it babe?" Crack-A-Chu smirked all sweating.

"Yep." I just told him.

Crack-A-Chu had his... Quirks but he was fine I guess... I don't really know how I feel about him but letting him know how I feel won't make me or him feel any better

He kissed me and left me to walk towards the dock. I know he said something I just wasn't listening to what he was saying, I don't talk much just like I don't listen to others talk much, I kinda just space out.

I look at my vagina. A bit semen coming out.

"Gross." I say.

Being a Dragonair I should basically be a regal royalty kind of Pokemon, yet here I was used as some sort of sex doll. Why do people always underestimate me. They never notice me and when they do they just use me and throw me out.

"I hate being Dragonair." I sighed. Then I remembered horrible memories from my past, being a Dratini, being small and meek. Being bullied all the time for it. Living all by myself cause my parents died.

"Ugh!" I grunt as I stood up and tried pushing the sperm out of my vagina. It kinda worked a lot came out and flopped into the floor. A lot was still deep inside me, there was no way in hell that was coming out.

"Maybe being a Dragonite would be better than being a Dratini or a Dragonair." I, Dragonair, frowned.

I sighed and Slithered towards the docks, it was time to go home I guess, psh what home I had nothing anyway, just what, my cave? I'm sure after placing so low, not even half way, all the dragon types near there will taunt me.

"Hey babe, wanna come and crash at my place?" Asked Crack-A-Chu.

Stupid, horny and a jerk. But had a place to Sleep.

"Ok." I said.

After boarding the boat we reached the Afthermathematics stage and Mew asked us one by one where we would like to be teleported home.

Eventually Crack-A-Chu spoke and said the Power Plant in Kanto.

So I guess that was my home.

"It was, eh I didn't like it. But the electric pokemon didn't seem to bother me like the dragons, they actually seemed to fear me. Which I liked, I liked feeling others fear me, cause all my life as a small Dratini I feared others, I feared others hurting me.

A horrible flashback happened, a memory, of me being a small Dratini and crying as I begged stop stop! And a Salamence, a Garchomp, a Noivern and a Haxorus kept using Outrage nearby me not hitting me.

The Sound of the move Outrage still haunts me to this day.

Then they started rubbing my vagina and since they couldn't fuck me since they were too big, one by one they shoved a finger up there, breaking my hymen. I screamed in pain and begged them to stop as they all kept laughing.

"I think the little slut is stating to like it!"

"Yo bro she's so wet haha!"

"This whore's pussy is so tight! Can't wait till she's a Dragonair so I rape her all day long!"

"Count me in dude!"

"Same! Let's all destroy her small MEEK pussy once she's older!"

They all laughed, I felt humiliated as I had orgasmed.

"YOOOO SHE CAME! HAHAHA"

"LOOKS LIKE THE HORNY BITCH LIKES OUR TRASH TALKING!"

"COME ON WHORE! YOU KNOW YOU WANT OUR DRAGON DICKS UP YOUR SNATCH DON'T YOU!!!"

One of the dragons fingered me.

I came again.

They all kept laughing while I cried embarrassed.

They all left after I fainted from having too many orgasms. I woke up and I instantly started crying. I was, so scared and sad and a tear touched my body

My body began to shine.

No

No no no

NO!!!!

I had evolved into Dragonair.

I was terrified. I didn't want to be raped, I didn't want to be their little sex slave for the rest of my life...

I went outside the cave to flee, run as far away as possible from those horny barbarians. But it was just my luck... I saw them... Coming here...

I know they saw me.

"Yo! She evolved guys!"

"Let's get her!"

"Come here slut!"

My heart sunk.

I felt my stomach knot up

Quickly I went back inside the cave and reached the dead end.

I started crying and shaking.

I saw the Dragon Type bullies come closer and closer. I hope no one found out of what they did and were gonna do to me.

"Awe look at the little whore she's so scared hahahaha!"

"I bet this slut will love our dicks once we all finished fucking her pussy!"

"Forget about being a parent, if she gets pregnant that will be her problem, none of us will take care of that little bastard haha!"

"Look she's crying! What a cry baby! Hahahahahahahahahha!!!"

All the dragon types laughed as they got closer and closer, too close.

I decided to keep my dignity. I stopped shaking, wiped my tears and sucked up my pride as I braced myself to being forced into sexual Intercourse.

Then I was gone.

It was all quiet.

I opened my eyes to hear lots of noise and different pokemon talking.

I was in some sort of island.

I was lucky enough to be teleported to Mew's New Island.

I heard many pokemon talk.

I didn't talk at first cause I was still nervous and a little shaken up.

But I got a bit upset when I heard the host, Mew. Said the Prize was berries.

We could just find berries, we didn't need to get more berries! So I told her that.

"That is stupid, we can just find berries! We don't need a stranger to hand us berries!" I, Dragonair, said clearly pissed off.

I'm pretty sure the rest of what happened, you know.

(Volcarona x A huge friendship orgy gangbang!)

Volcarona's Magical Berry Making Factory was a huge success. After hearing Volcarona's new rule, loyal hard working employees might get a sexual reward, everyone began working harder and harder than ever before.

Using her new earnings Volcarona expanded and now the factory was EVEN bigger, almost 4 times bigger. Which meant more space for planting berries and more money.

A lot of new employees joined, the ones that were loyal, behaved really well and were nice got the chance to meet Volcarona herself and you know, fuck her.

Volcarona now almost never came out of there office. She hired new supervisors and made Lunatone her Co-Owner of the company. He supervised and even sometimes also helped pick and plant berries.

Despite Lunatone watching his girlfriend being breed by almost hundreds of different employees, he and Volcarona still had a wonderful love filled bond. She constantly nuzzled Lunatone and kissed him saying I love you, while she was being mated.

There was a time Grovyle was fucking Volcarona's mouth while her pussy was being fucked by a Machoke.

"Yes! Take my dick bitch! Ha! How does it feel being a cheated on you cuck loser!" Machoke laughed at Lunatone.

Volcarona and Grovyle looked at Lunatone who seemed shocked and then looked down sadly.

Grovyle INSTANTLY took his dick off Volcarona's mouth and Volcarona got off Machoke. She frowned at him and spoke softly. "Please go pack your things, you're fired." She spoke.

"What!" Machoke seemed mad.

"Please go pack your things, you're fired. I don't want to call Machamp." She looked Serious.

Machoke looked furious and left.

Volcarona sighed. "I hate being mean.." she frowned.

"You weren't mean at all master, you just stood up for your mate. That's really nice." Grovyle spoke.

"Yea he's right! Thanks for making me not feel bad." Lunatone smiled.

Grovyle then kneeled in front of Lunatone. "Even tho I mate with your now wife multiple times. I still respect you as her one true mate." He loyalty vowed.

"Why thank you!" Lunatone smiled. Having his small ego struck always made him happy.

Oh yes, even tho Volcarona and Lunatone couldn't mate and Volcarona was constantly sleeping with other pokemon, the two still loved eachother very much, so much they got married. There was a huge marriage ceremony, Grovyle, a lot of employees, Totodile, a happy looking Druddigon a bored looking Solrock among many others were at her wedding.

"Grovyle can you please finish mating with my wife?" Lunatone asked him.

Grovyle looked at Volcarona who gave him a kind nod as she layed into the table. Grovyle began mating her pussy and Volcarona moaned. Eventually he came inside her and evolved.

He was now a Sceptile.

"Wow you evolved Into a Sceptile!" Lunatone said what I just finished saying.

"Woah, I feel, strong." Sceptile smiled.

"Hey guys I been thinking, us Solrocks and Lunatones don't live for a long time, I actually got I think around a decade left to live before I die. So I was thinking, what of you Sceptile became honorary Mate 2!" Lunatone smiled.

"What?" Volcarona looked shocked.

"Mate 2? Master Lunatone I could never replace you!" Sceptile looked shocked.

"I know you can't, you don't know as many cool facts as I do~" Lunatone posed before continuing. "But I know Volcarona loves you very much and you also love her a lot. I want her to have a mate that would take good care of her and this company before I, you know, die." Lunatone shrugged.

"Oh Lunatone, come here luv" Volcarona called for him and they nuzzled eachother.

"If Master Volcarona allows me, I would loyalty be her uh Mate 2." Sceptile said truthfully.

"Great! So if I die you can be here mate now cool! Anywho I want to buy something near Lightshine Street." Lunatone spoke.

"Lightshine Street!?" Sceptile and Volcarona said shocked.

"That's the sketchiest most gang filled street in all of Veilstone City!" Sceptile said.

"It also has some really good rare antique trading card sellers over there. I literally just need one more card from my baseball card collections, the Legendary Rarity Bagel Man! I dreamed so long to Finally get it and I searched online and found there is one being sold at Lightshine Street!" Lunatone smiled.

"I-i guess you can go... Sceptile can you please go with him and protect him?" Volcarona asked kindly.

"With my life master." Sceptile vowed.

"Yay thank you! Stay safe my two wonderful mates!" Volcarona giggled.

Sceptile liked being called mate by Volcarona. He really loved her. A lot.

Lunatone and Sceptile walked away. The Berry Factory now had three security guards. A Ursaring with black sunglasses took Machamp's shift. Machamp had been called to Volcarona's office.

The doors closed.

(They didn't fuck by the way, you perverts, or did they? Maybe they did?~ You decide.)

Sceptile and Lunatone walked through the shady Veilstone City Streets.

"Hmm if you're gonna be my wives mate you need a name!" Lunatone smiled.

'you don't have a name though' Sceptile thought.

"How about hmm yes your new name is Verde! Cause you're green and Verde means green in Spanish!" Lunatone smiled.

"It's uh, nice, thank you master Lunatone." Verde said.

"Hmmm where is that shop!" Lunatone said, kinda cutely.

Verde had no idea how Lunatone was old and was gonna die soon, sometimes he behaved so... Young and innocent like. Maybe that's what master Volcarona saw in him and made her love him.

"Well well well look who we got here, it's Grovyle but bigger!" Said a Pokemon.

Lunatone and a nervous looking Sceptile turned around.

They saw a Scrafty, a Zoroark, a Bisharp, a Toxicroak, a Krookodile, a Conkeldurr, a Scolipede and the one that spoke, a Hydreigon.

"Oh I haven't seen you guys in a while." Sceptile frowned.

"How have you been man, I been really busy trying to find you, you know leaving our gang and all that but now we're glad to have you back here." Hydreigon spoke.

"Woah you were really in a gang? I thought all that was just baloney to woo my wife." Lunatone giggled.

The air grew silent as the thugs looked at Lunatone.

"Who the hell is this?" Grinned Toxicroak.

"Hi! I'm Lunatone!" Lunatone smiled happily. Sceptile frowned, he didn't know the danger he was on..

"This is my friend ve-"

"Sceptile! I'm Sceptile." He said.

He saw Lunatone frown.

Verde felt bad.

"Oh I think he's like a mini Celebrity, he participated in a reality show all those months ago!" Krookodile grinned.

"Yep! I'm the one and only- ah! Hey! What are you doing?" Lunatone asked shocked.

The thugs were taking Lunatone to a dark alley nearby.

Sceptile kept saying shit shit shit shit in his mind.

"Hey you know what, if you want you can leave our gang for good." Hydreigon grinned.

"Really?" Said Sceptile.

"Yep, all you have to do, is Kill Him." Bisharp pointed at the very scared looking Lunatone that was tied up by ropes.

The other pokemon cheered and Verde looked mortified. Kill his master. Could he do it?

He remembered all the times he vowed for him, all the times he acted better than him, his arrogance always annoying him deep inside.

He rose his leaf blade.

He remembered Lunatone saying once he dies Sceptile would be Volcarona's new mate. If he died, he could have her beautiful master all to himself.

He prepared to kill Lunatone.

Lunatone was crying, he looked really scared.

Sceptile lowered his blade.

And it sliced.

Everyone Looked shocked.

As Sceptile.

Cutted Lunatone's Rope.

"Sorry for taking so long to do that Master Lunatone." Verde frowned.

"Master Lunatone? What are you a Fucking slave!" Scolipede grinned and Zoroark snickered while Scrafty smoked some weed.

"Stay behind me Master Lunatone. Your loyal servant Verde will protect you." Verde looked serious.

Lunatone used Acupressure on Verde surprising him. He felt, stronger.

"I'm n-not really good at fighting so I'm counting on you." Lunatone said as he used Light Screen, and Reflect. (His final slot is Psychic but that's usually just to grab stuff he never used it in battle)

The thugs couldn't get pass cause of the screens.

"Thank you Master Lunatone, I won't let you down." Verde nodded as Lunatone used Acupressure on him again raising his defense this time.

Conkeldurr used Brick Break and the screens broke, Verde tried to fight but there were too many. Verde felt ashamed, he failed both of his masters.

Hydreigon pinned him down and snarled. "Heh since you cared to protect him so much we'll kill you AFTER you see us torture your friend a bit!"

Conkeldurr kept slamming his cement pillars into Lunatone's face. He kept Screaming from pain.

Something inside Verde angered him. To the max. How DARE they hurt his master. Verde began to glow. Shocked Hydreigon got off him and Conkeldurr stopped hitting Lunatone.

Mega Sceptile was now visible.

"AND THIS IS WHY VERDE DOESN'T SUCK! KICK THEIR ASS VERDE!!!!!!" Lunatone cheered.

"With pleasure, master." Verde said as he began to fight the thugs. He took out Krookodile and Toxicroak no problem, he dodged Bisharps slicing and bitch slapped Zoroark which was so strong it made him smack himself against the fourth wall slowly sliding down fainted.

Then Verde used Scolipede as a shield and Bisharp accidentally stabbed Scolipede multiple times, killing him. A huge Conkeldurr was about to smack Verde with his pillar and Verse looked nervous but quickly Lunatone used multiple Psychics on Conkeldurr fainting.

"Thank you master." Verde smiled. Scrafty was so high, he didn't know what was going on and left minutes ago.

Only Bisharp and Hydreigon were left. The Gang Leader and his Sadistic Jerk Right Hand Lackey vs The most Loyal pokemon and some weak know it all geek!

It's On!

The Police Sirens Rang.

"SHIT!!!!" Everyone said. Hydreigon picked up Bisharp and flew away. "I'll come back for you! This isn't the last of me!" Hydreigon swore revenge.

Verde turned back into Sceptile.

The police arrested them both for being near a dead body.

In the Berry Making Factory. Volcarona was smiling doing her PokeTaxes when she got a call.

"Hello! This is Volcarona speaking!" Volcarona spoke cheerfully.

"Hello, this is officer Magnezone, I regret to inform you a Sceptile and your husband Lunatone have been placed in detainment in the Veilstone City Police Station." He Magnezone said.

"W-what! Why!" Volcarona looked shocked.

"They got in a gang fight and uh they killed someone, we're taking them to jail soon.." he said.

Volcarona sighed. "Wait... I'll be right there..."

In the police station, Verde and Lunatone were both locked in the same cell. "Visitor." Said a Zoroark cop as Volcarona came and saw both Sceptile and Lunatone.

Her already frowning face instantly looked more disappointed.

Holy shit, from anyone anyone else having someone being disappointed at you wouldn't be a big deal.

But having Volcarona's usually kind and motherly eyes look at you with disappointment. Felt like a 1000 degree knife slicing your heart in half. It stung both of them.

"And this is why being caught in a gang fight sucks!" Lunatone looked mad.

Then officer Magnezone, the chief around all of Sinnoh police. Came next to Volcarona.

"So how much will bailing them out cost?" Asked Volcarona.

"Hmmm well they were Charged for manslaughter, homicide, gang involvement, police resistance and just being annoying as hell..." Magnezone said.

"And this is why cops suck!" Lunatone yelled.

Volcarona saw this and understood what Magnezone meant.

"So that should be around uh 5,000 poke." Magnezone shrugged.

"WHAT!!!!" Lunatone and Verde said.

"Don't do it!" Lunatone pleaded.

"We can take jail time!" Verde said.

Officer Magnezone and Volcarona turned to see the nearby cells nearby. A literally insane looking Scrafty, a Zoroark doing kissing sounds at both Verde and Specially Lunatone he then winked, a Krookodile sharpening a knife and then when he noticed he was being watched put it under his matress and gave a toothy smirk, a Toxicroak licking his sharp spikes among more.

They turned back to see Lunatone on the floor. "And this is why going to jail with scary criminals sucks!" He looked scared as he was shaking.

Volcarona frowned. "Yeah... I'll just pay the fee." She sighed.

Walking home after that was awkward as hell.

"Uh t-thanks for bailing us out Volcarona..." Lunatone said.

"Yes thanks m-master..." Verde looked nervous.

Volcarona stopped flying turned back and looked at them with a bored look before continuing to fly forward not saying anything.

Yikes.

Neither of them have ever seen her this, pissed. She was fucking angry.

More than angry, Angery.

"Hey honey are you angeryyyy~" Lunatone asked her.

Volcarona just let a low growl.

Lunatone instantly went back. "Yikes, I think she's pretty angry." Lunatone whispered to him.

"Tell me about it, I've never seen her so angry, it's scarier than any gang I've been on!" Verde whispered.

"You been in a lot of gangs right?" Lunatone whispered.

"Well yeah I mean I been in only two I guess..." Verde said.

"Well maybe we can make our own gang!" Lunatone whispered all happy.

"WHAT!" Volcarona quickly turned around and flew towards Lunatone.

Lunatone stopped levitating from fear and hitted the ground staying there scared and shaking.

"Why would you plague him with... With... Gang Fight Ideas!" Volcarona looked fucking pissed as she yelled.

Verde wanted to speak but couldn't from sheer fear.

"It wasn't him, I thought of the idea! I wanted to make a good gang! So we can make bad gangs like the one that attacked us go away!" Lunatone said all scared and shaking.

Volcarona looked at Lunatone with a frown, he was so innocent and childish, she then still looked mad and growled at both of them as she flew towards the berry making factory.

Lunatone flew away. "Master Lunatone, where are you going?" Verde followed.

Back to the police station, we see Volcarona glaring daggers at the fourth wall. It is revealed she is Actually glaring at a shaking Verde the Sceptile and Lunatone.

They got into a other gang fight, they fighted Bisharp and Hydreigon in a Double Battle that had epic as fuck music playing, the four were captured mid battle when Hydreigon had almost won.

"Look at the bright side, at least we didn't kill anyone this time!" Verde gave a nervous laugh. "And this is why improvement doesn't suck!" Lunatone said happily.

Volcarona's glare just got more furious as she hovered in place.

"Oh yea btw look at what I have!~" Lunatone smiled and pulled out a card. "It's Bagel Man!" Lunatone looked happy. It was a card of a man selling Bagels.

"What. WHAT!!!!! YOU WENT TO JAIL TWICE FOR THAT!!!!!!!" Volcarona screamed.

"I mean I had to get the card or else the whole trip would've been kinda pointless." Lunatone said matter of factly and shrugged.

You could see Volcarona lost it there. She began screaming and hitting the air with her little tiny legs. Everyone, even the criminals looked shocked. The usually happy and calm Volcarona really lost it when she wasn't that.

"Uh Volcarona, usually for this it would cost 2,500 Poke to bail them out, but it happened so soon... Now it costs 3,500 poke for their release..." Magnezone looked awkward saying it.

Volcarona looked pissed and began to get her wallet.

"No no no! You already wasted too much money!" Verde said.

"Yes we're sorry! Really really sorry!" Lunatone cried.

Volcarona rolled her eyes angrily and began to pull her money out.

"Please let us go to jail." Verde begged.

"This is why you letting us go to jail doesn't suck!!!" Lunatone yelled.

"He's being annoying again, it's 4,000 poke now." Magnezone spoke. Volcarona looked pissed and then spoke. "Oh, so you boys think jail is easy huh."

"Psh I mean how hard can it be." Verde shrugged.

"Yes we're gonna be fine, we can handle it, we're big boys!" Lunatone seemed happy.

The next scene was them in Officer Magnezones truck, being taken to jail. "No please! Let me out! I will be eaten like a dollar store kazoo by a toddler! I will have my non existent asshole raped! I will be beaten by black people!!!" Lunatone screamed.

"Yo shut the fuck up!" A black voice could be heard.

"WAhhhHhhhHh!!!!!" Lunatone cried as the truck drove off.

"Once I'm out of these cuffs I'll get your geeky ass motherfucker!" Another black voice was hearable.

Volcarona looked on as the truck drove off and frowned.

"Yo I'm sure their ass will fall off by the end of the week." The weed Scrafty from before said next to Volcarona. She jumped startled "AH! WHAT THE FUCK!?" She screamed.

In jail, everything was scary. The most dangerous criminals in all of Sinnoh were there.

Verde and Lunatone changed into their prison uniforms and went into lunch. It was a sea of inmates.

"Okay I saw this in a movie once, to get the respect of everyone you must beat the thoughest meanest guy around." Lunatone whispered to Verde, he frowned.

Lunatone looked around and saw a Grimmsnarl. He went towards it and screamed. "You're my bitch nigga!!!!!!"

We cut away to Verde and Lunatone in a cell with two other pokemon. Lunatone was shaking a bit and beaten up, he had two black eyes and was dented.

The next morning.

"That didn't go like I expected..." Lunatone frowned.

"Maybe we should just, you know, lay low?" Verde offered.

"No, if we want to escape we need to bring our the big guns." Lunatone looked serious and levitated highly.

"Attention Common Criminals!" Lunatone spoke loudly and everyone looked at him. Verde cringed and covered his face. He didn't wanna see how this ended.

"We all been enslaved and trapped inside these metal walls! But no more shall we be forced to remain here! We must work together and free ourselves from the firey pits of failure that is this hellhole! Viva La Revolution! Who's with me!" Lunatone screamed.

No one said anything, everyone was quiet.

Boredly a officer Manetric shot Lunatone with a thunder wave making him fall, then he kept using a weak thundershock on Lunatone, which to Lunatone it felt like he was using the strongest Thunderbolt.

"AHHHHHHHH THIS IS WHY POLICE BRUTALITY SUCKSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Lunatone screamed.

The next day.

Verde and Lunatone were in the public showers when Lunatone dropped the soap.

Everyone Immediately went away from Lunatone as he bended over to pick it, he stayed bended. "Wait if I got psychic powers... Why didn't I just pick it up with those?" Lunatone asked himself.

Then he turned around and saw the same Grimmsnarl from before

"O-oh hey d-dude what's u-up!" Lunatone was shaking.

Grimmsnarl let his towel drop to reveal his black 14 inch dick in front of Lunatone's face. "L-lucky, f-for m-me! I don't h-have an a-as-" Lunatone was cut off as Grimmsnarl shoved his cock as deep as he could in Lunatone's Mouth. All the other prisoners just cringed and slowly went away after hearing Lunatone's Cries.

The next day!

Visitors Time!

Volcarona waited for Lunatone and Sceptile, when she saw them came out, she saw Sceptile carrying a shaking, beaten up, with blackeyes and a bit of cum stains in his mouth Lunatone, Lunatone was shaking and crying. "A-and this i-is why r-r-rape s-s-sucks..." He whispered.

"OH MY GOSH LUNATONE!!!!!!" Volcarona screamed. Her heart beating very fast.

"I-i hope i-i am making you p-proud!" Lunatone gave her a kind small smile.

"That's it I'm paying the fee, it's less than 5000 poke." Volcarona looked desperate.

"No!" Yelled Lunatone. "We're so close! We can almost crack the code!" Lunatone said.

Confusing everyone.

"Hey why does she get two inmates no fair!" A Gothitelle said.

"Lunatone is so traumatized he forgot how to levitate. And if he was left alone he would be eaten alive." Said Verde.

Lunatone keep mumbling nursery rhymes to himself his left eye twitched a little.

"Yikes, nevermind... he's aaaaallllll yours." Gothitelle frowned and went back with her chat.

Volcarona looked shocked.

"Please V-volcarona, I-i want to s-stay! Please let me stay! I m-must prove m-myself!" Lunatone Stuttered.

"Last time you tried to prove yourself was on Mew's New Island, Episode Cave Over! And you fucked up!" Volcarona said looking at the fourth wall.

"Please! Just three more days until we're released, it will be easy peasy!" Lunatone said.

The next day (3 days left)

Verde carried Lunatone everywhere.

Lunatone said he cracked the code, he had the master plan!

Lunatone began his master plan, he got a lot of sporks and hid them in his mouth when no one was looking, his mouth was deep cause of the face rape he got everyday.

That night, Lunatone being carried by Verde tried breaking the walls using a spork. "Ugh come on come on! You're a spork! Both offensive and defensive!" Lunatone growled.

"Police they're trying to escape!" His inmates betrayed them.

The duo was punished by spending a night in The Hole. They were thrown into the dark hole.

They splashed as they hit the ground, there was ground and what seemed like water that was as high as 4 feet.

It was pitch dark, only Verdes and Lunatone's eyes were visible.

"Ew it s-smells really bad..." Lunatone complained.

"Ugh it's pitch dark in here!" Verde groaned.

"Y-yeah it's uh Verde why a-are you touching m-my head and why is your hand so c-cold?" Lunatone asked.

"Uh dude, I'm not touching you..." Verde said.

Using his psychic powers (he couldn't levitate but could still grab stuff with him powers)

The room glowed a bit.

It was revealed all around him were pokemon corpses decaying and the water was blood mixed with urine. The faces of the dead pokemon looked horrifying.

Verde looked shocked.

Lunatone gave a loud as fuck girly Scream.

The Next Day! (2 days left)

Lunatone was shaking hard as fuck, he didn't stop shaking.

"Oh look, does fucking Lunatone not have a plan anymore!" Verde glared at him.

Lunatone was still shaking.

"Ugh good thing you don't have a plan cause all of your plans suck!" Verde snarled.

Lunatone Finally snapped out and levitated again after being dropped by Verde. "At least I am trying! You aren't even doing anything you, you JERK!!!" Lunatone yelled.

The inmates said uuuuuuu

"He said a naughty wooooorddd~" a Femboy sounding Zoroark said.

"Jerk? You're the one that got me dragged into two gang fights just cause a stupid bagel man Baseball card!!!" Sceptile pushed Lunatone.

"Well at least I'm not a homewrecker asshole that sleeps with other people's wife!" Lunatone yelled pushing Sceptile with his psychic powers.

"You're the one that kept telling me to fuck her!" Sceptile snarled.

The drama made the prisoners round up in a circle around Sceptile and Lunatone looking with Interest.

"Yes because she begged me she needed a good dick! Not my fault I wasn't born without one and couldn't give it to her!" Lunatone snarled back.

Sceptile scoffed and spoke. "Ha! Even if you had a dick, with the amount of big cocks she already had I highly doubt your puny 2 inch microdick would satisfy her already loose pussy!"

Everyone gasped and Lunatone looked petrified.

"Oh snap, he did not just say that~" said the gay Zoroark.

Lunatone looked, angery.

"RAWR! AND THIS IS WHY KILLING YOU DOESN'T SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It's On!!!!

The inmates kept chanting fight fight fight fight!

Lunatone used Light Screen and Then Reflect.

Sceptile kept using Leaf Blade as it hacked at Lunatone. Lunatone kept dodging and using acupressure. He had Max Special Attack.

Psychic.

The psychic sended Sceptile flying. He spitted out blood. "Heh you actually think she still loves you after all the shit you've done! Why would she love a cringy, annoying, know it all spazz while she already gets her pussy stuffed with so too much stranger jizz she already had eggs!" Sceptile snarled.

Lunatone looked shocked.

"Yeah she had eggs, she just trusts me to not tell you and told me to get rid of them, she has gotten more and more pregnant after that and never told you! She even started fucking pokemon while you weren't looking!" Sceptile smirked.

"Y-y-you're l-lying!" Lunatone was shaking.

"Oh really? Then why when you were buying milk last week I was busy in Volcaronas office fucking her sweet little pussy while she moaned my name!" Sceptical yelled.

Lunatone screamed and shot a endless barrage of psychic blasts while Sceptile dodged the blasts and screamed as well readying his Leaf Blade, he charged at Lunatone. They both screamed in rage! While the inmates/prisoners cheered and chanted Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

(Meanwhile)

Volcarona was doing PokeTaxes in her office boredly. "Hmm why do I have the feeling people are talking about me..."

Now back to the prison.

Ding!

Music*

(I'm sure you'll know what the music will sound like after the lyrics)

Old Sceptile was running around!

Playing Lunatone's wife like a big playground!

When suddenly Lunatone came from the shade!

And threw him a fucking grenade!

Sceptile got pissed and began to attack!

He didn't expect to be detected by Grimmsnarl!

who suddenly just came out of the blue!

And started hugging his grass ass like glue!

The Police was beating Drapion O' Neal!

And a dozen broke the wall using a Cop mobile!

But before the prisoners could escape!

Beedrill from season two popped out of her grave!

She pulled a AK-47 from under her hat!

And blew the cops away with a rat-a-tat-tat!

But she ran out of bullets and she ran away!

Cause The Evil Elmo came to save the day!!!!!

This Is The Maximum Showdown!

(The Showdown of Destiny!)

Good Guys! Bad Guys and Explotions!

(As far as the eye can see~)

And only one will survive!

I wonder who it will be?

This Is The Maximum Showdown!

(Let's see who will live.)

A bit of music but then the song came back with the old music just a way louder, like a remix of sorts*

Sceptile took a bite out Thomas's Eye like how The Evil Elmo took a bite out crime!

Then Grimmsnarl came back covered in a tire track!

But Bruce Lee jumped on and landed on his back!

Lunatone was injured and trying to get steady!

When Beedrill came back with a machete!

But something caught her and she fell somewhere course!

It was Master Yoda using the Force!

Then he saw Sceptile sneaking up from behind!

Yoda reached for his lightsaber which he just couldn't find!

Cause Lunatone stole it and he attacked and missed!

And Bruce Lee deflected it with his feet!

Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault!

When Lunatone tried to pole vault!

Onto The Evil Elmo but they collided in the air!

They both got beamed by Care Bear Stare! Ooooh~

This Is The Maximum Showdown!

(The Showdown of Destiny!)

Good Guys! Bad Guys and Explotions!

(As far as the eye can see~)

And only one will survive!

I wonder who it will be?

This Is The Maximum Showdown!!!

Angels sang out~

In immaculate chorus~

Down from the heavens~

Descended Doris (Harold from Total Drama)

Who delivered a kick~

Which could shatter bones~

And just like that, Master Yodas balls are gone-s!~

Yoda fell over to the ground, writhing In pain!~ *Insert Lego Star Wars Yoda Death Sound Here*

As Sceptile started trying to join his gang named-~

But Harold saw through his clever disguise~

And he crushed Sceptiles head in between his thighs!!!!~

Harold: Gosh! Booyah!!!

Then Shedinja and Ninjask and the fortnite player Ninja! Scooby Doo's Black Knight and the Mega Knight! The Incredible Hunks Might and Undertales Knight Knight! The Aladdin Genie and Schitt's Creek Stevie! Iron Man! The Man of Steel!! Wow It's Dori and it's Cory!!!! The Lich and Stitch!!!!!! Jaidens Ari-A! And Ali-A! Cala Maria, My Mexican Tia and Celestia!

All came out of nowhere Lightning Fast!

And they kicked Harold's nerdy ass!

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw!~

With civilians watching in total awe~

One hour felt like a century~

Many lives were claimed but eventually~

The Champion Stood, the rest saw the better!~

It was BFB Flower in her itchy ass sweater!!!!!~~~

This Is The Maximum Showdown!

(The Showdown of Destiny!)

Good Guys! Bad Guys and Explotions!

(As far as the eye can see~)

And only one will survive!

I wonder who it will be?

(This Is The Maximum Showdown!)

This Is The Maximum Showdown!!

(This Is The Maximum Showdown!!!)

This Is The Maximum Showdown!!!!

(This Is The Maximum Showdown!)

This Is The Maximum Showdown!!

(This Is The Maximum Showdown!!!)

This Is The Maximum Showdown!!!!

Of Ultimate Destiny!!!!!!~~~~

They all died.

(Song End)

Back to Volcarona's Factory.

"...Eh it's probably nothing." Volcarona shrugged and went back to doing her PokeTaxes all happy ignoring the chaos, fire, Explotions, firefighter sirens who tried to take the massive fire consuming the jail on the background and helicopter sounds coming from outside.

"Doing Taxes is not fun!" Volcarona cheered as she went back and did them all happy.

The End.

"So yea, that's the story." Arceus frowned.

Wow you said.

"The next one's are even better, you'll see." Arceus had a mysterious smile.

(To be Continued)