Surprise! I wanted to show the audition tapes of all the Contestants that joined and there will be 4 on every season that didn't join! The audition tapes on season one will be not of them auditioning for the show but what they were doing before being teleported "randomly" to the show, you'll see some were, VERY lucky! Anywho let's start! - Liz
(Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour!)
Yamper - The Good Boy
We see a small yellow dog fixing the camara in front of him, then he backs away still in front of the camara and starts speaking.
"Hello! I saw you were taking auditions to join Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour and I wanted to join! For one I am very nice! And I make friends very easily! I may look cute on the outside but inside I'm just as cuddly! I hope of I join I'll get to have lots of fun and games and everyone will be nice! No one has ever been mean to me before so I bet that probably won't affect me a lot on the competition, right?" Yamper gave a happy smile.
Glaceon - The Pun Master
"Hello! Ice to meet ya! I'm Glaceon, a cool dude, trust me if I join the show I'll be very chill and I'll make sure to stay frosty! Hehe maybe this kind of humor would bring up rantings and make the audience laugh? OR groan in pain as they are forced to endure my punny puns? It seems like a win win or should I say, win and fin?" Glaceon smirked holding a Feebas and pointing at its fin, as a pun on the fishes fin and also that fin means end in spanish.
Kangaskhan - The Aussie
Australian didgeridoo was playing in the background, The Kangaskhan threw a boomerang away.
"Hey Sheila, Crikey watching the show from home gave me a bitter taste seeing my daughter Lucario be a total stereotype, so hopefully when I join I'll show her how a true blue Aussie like I do things round Australia! I'm strong, have the senses of a wilderness Survivor and the best reason to cast me, it would make her so embarrassed." Kangaskhan grinned and talked with a noticable australian accent as the boomerang came back and she caught it, tipping her big fedora afterwards.
Flygon - The Nerdy Dragon
"I'm pretty sure I can win, calculating the ammount of villains and heros in the plane, the amount of Challenges left and the way the idols and alliances are used I can give a estimate my chances of winning are 0.1%. What I'm being honest, sure I'm strong, but I'm smarter, I'll prove for real that nerds like me are 100% cool!" Flygon fixed her red glasses and smiled.
Ditto - The Impostor
"Hey, I'm Ditto. Now if I joined the show, I wouldn't be a ditto, I would disguise myself, keep my element of surprise, you say you have a shapeshifter already which is Foe, but he's too nice to do anything special with his ability. I'm gonna lie, I'm gonna manipulate, I'm gonna trick, you'll see, Ditto will make a big impact on this show." Ditto grinned.
Girafarig - The Duo
"I hate you!" Girafarig yelled at her tail. "I hate you too!" The Tail screamed. They kept saying this, with many variations.
"If I win the wish I'll make you wish you were never born!" Girafarig yelled.
"Well when I WIN the wish I'll make you wish you were born, because I'll wish you were never born!!!" The Tail screamed. They both kept trying to bite eachother.
Metapod - The Horny One
"I like girls, a lot... I know... Everything about females... Oh yes... I will make them... Be very pleased... Girls like hard..." Metapod then hardened. "Oh I can give em hard..." He began sweating a bit.
Magikarp - The Useless One
"I um am kinda useless... I want to prove I can be useful, really! But maybe this would make me into a pawn? Oh Great more slaves for villains, that already makes me a good choice to be casted into the final season..." Magikarp sighed.
Trubbish - The Depressed Trash
He sighed. "My parents Gardevoir and Garbodor wanted me to join the show, they said I was the only member in my family that didn't do anything at all and maybe this would cheer me up, but I'm good for nothing! I'm weak, I'm dumb, I suck! I wish I was just gone.." He sighed.
Morpeko - The Bipolar Tourette Syndrome
We see a cute Morpeko beginning to talk in a super cute and girly voice. "Hello everyone! My name is Morpeko! I love you all and I am super excited to join your FUCKING!!!!! Show!" Morpeko turned into her Hangry Mode and screamed when she said fucking but then instantly turned into her normal Full Belly Mode again.
"I have a little SHITTY!!!! quirk you see, I have Bipolar Tourette Syndrome, and THAT AIDS FILLED ASSHOLE!!!!!!! makes me say naughty things at basically random MOTHERFUCKING!!!!!! times.. I really hope my team can accept and FUCKING!!!! Like me! Cause I am very nice, and if they don't I'LL FUCKING RIP THEIR THROATS OUT AND STAB THEIR EYEBALLS WITH A MACHETE!!!! oh my where did that come from hehehe anywho I hope I join! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! Hehe whoops..." Morpeko talked very cutely in her Full Belly Mode but everytime she screamed she turned into her Hangry mode, however she quickly changed into Full Belly Mode and spoke cutely again.
Slowbro - The Slow Bro
"Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-" it was cut off.
Wooloo - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing
"I may look cute on the outside, but I'm ruthless, I'll use my cute appearance to lay under the radar while everyone gets caught up in the drama and then snag the Wish as the winner of this final season! Trust me, they will all wish they didn't underestimate me!" She grinned.
Slowbro - The Slow Bro
"-rrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" he finally finished.
Galorian Ponyta - The Neat Freak
"Hello! I'm Galarian Ponyta! I'll clean everything you need me to clean, no pay needed! I just love cleaning! I clean day and night! I clean with all my might! I own every single cleaning item! I think I have a little hobby for cleaning! I can't wait till I'm a house wife and clean the house all day while I'm pregnant! I just want to clean clean clean! Maybe I'll meet my first true love on this wonderful World Tour! What will happen soon? I'll clean some more to find out!" She smiled and cleaned using her horns magic and levitating brooms and brushing the floor.
Skwovet - The Food Fanatic
"Oh hi! I can't wait till I join the show! I love all foods! I love burgers and Pizzas! And Tacos! And Spaghetti! And Soup! And Ice Cream! And Nuts! And Japapeños! And eggs! Oh I can't wait to taste The Pumpkingkings delicious food! I just want to eat it all!" Skwovet giggled.
Copperajah - The Indian
"Hello this is costumer service, Copperajah speaking, I wanna join the show to feed my elephant named Delilah, she is very sick and has cancer so I really need the money, please donate to me any small ammout and hold on I'm getting a call I'll put you on hold, Hello this is costumer service Copperajah, I really need your help sir, my girlfriend Anidin has kidney failure and needs surgery asap, I don't have the money to save her so please do god Buhda generous donation and give me your credit card number pls, oh he hung up, Oh hello this is Costumer Service Copperajah! Quick my sister Elefante has a brain tumor I need your social security number-" The Copperajah with a thick Indian accent lied and tried to scam people.
Hatterene - The Princess
"You know, with eye candy like me, your ratings will sore. Not only am I really hot, I can cause my "knights" to do my bidding for me, and because of that, I can be a formidable force to be reckoned with. They usually think a pretty face means a dumb brain, well I got looks and smarts. I am in it, to win it." She smirked.
Indeedee Female - The Nice Goth and Indeedee Male - The Edgy Emo
"Haiiii we would both like to apply go join Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! I want to join with my brother In!" The girl Indeedee said happily.
"That's not my name." Said In in a dark gloomy voice.
"But my name is DeeDee! I can't wait to join and meet new friends." Smiled DeeDee.
"I can't wait till I die." In groaned.
Stonjourner - The Silent Watcher
He just stared at the camara as it slowly zoomed into his expressionless face.
Pincurchin - The Old Timer Grandpa
"Ohohoho, back in my day we had many competitions and game shows, I've watched them all using my doohickey known as a brain, using my memory I remembered those shows I used to find fascinating, I haven't watched them in a while as my memory isn't as clean as it used to be but they made me ghast as the tension, the drama and action of those board games made my rich body shiver with jolts of joy! Hohohoho I can't wait to join this show and show these new young Pokemon this old timer still got it!" He spoke like a fancy very old man.
Toxtricity - The Punk
He was playing his electric guitar and then smashed it on the ground, he threw it on a huge pile of broken electric guitars.
"I'm Toxtricity, and I will win the show. I will kill anyone who doesn't agree with me and gets on my way, I'm not here to make friends, but I'm all out for making some enemies, because those, will be the ones that feel my wrath. You think all the villains you have are strong? They haven't met me. I will win." He glared at the camara.
Adam - The Jew
"Hey, I'm Adam, I'm a pretty normal guy, just finished University on business management and turned 27, I'm a Jew so hopefully my team doesn't dislike me cause of that, making friends here in 2011 is kinda hard. I wonder if time is just an illusion?" The male Human asked.
Adolf Hitler - The Nazi
Wir sehen, wie Adolf Hitler fickt und ein satanisches Symbol auf den Boden schreibt, und er sprach: "Satan, Herr der Dunkelheit, inkarniere mich in einer anderen Zeit, damit ich die Welt in Zukunft übernehmen kann. Ich werde rücksichtslos, teuflisch und mächtig sein, nein einer wird mir im Weg stehen! " Dann erschien der Kürbiskönig und sagte: "Oh mein Gott, du wirst wegen der Guten sterben, damit ich bald in deinen Bunker komme, also werde ich dich durch diesen realistischen Toten ersetzen, schieß auf diese Waffe", sagte der Kürbiskönig und dann schieße eine Waffe auf Hitlers Frau, die ebenfalls im Raum war. Hitler lookex war wütend und griff den Kürbiskönig an, doch als er ihn durchlief, wurde er zu Mews neuestem Star aller legendären Welttourneen gebracht
Cryogonal - The Cold Calculator
"Why not let me join? Is it cause of all the bad things I've done? Cause of the debt I've wracked up for being evil, for being Incredibly creepy and smart. True, if I won the wish, you wouldn't like what I would wish." Cryogonal talked in his creepy monotone robotic voice as he glared and his blue eyes glowed while his long arms and claws looked sharp.
Ludicolo - The Mexican
"Hola Hombre! I'm Ludicolo! I want to join the show to wish for a lifetime supply of Taco, burritos and tequila! Maybe a prostitute or too, we all know that's what girls were born to do anyway! Haha I wonder if people will not like me cause of comments like that but I'm just a honest man and I'm sure I can win porque I am very hard-working and clever, I take opportunity of any situation and I make sure I get el trabajo done! No matter el precio." The Ludicolo spoke like a Mexican.
Snom - The Winner
"Ha! You should just give me the money cause I already know I will win the Wish! I am the best at everything! Poker! Mathematics! Businesses! Cheerleading! Psychology! Athleticism! Leadership! I am just the best at that and much much more! Only thing I am not the best at, is size. However I am close to evolving and as soon as I evolved not only will I be the best good looking but also the best in speed, strength, enhanced intelligence! I will just be the best at everything!!!!" Snom laughed and then calmed down.
"now let's see what my motivational calendar has to say!" Snom walked towards a calendar that said 20th You are smart she ripped the page off and said "21st, You Are A Winner! Oh youuuu~~~" Snom hugged herself, you could just feel the huge ego around her.
Goob Goob - The Goob Goob
"Goob Goob, Goob Goob? Goob Goob! Goobity Goob, Gob? Goobity! Goob Goob! Goob." Goob Goob nodded as she smiled.
Goose - The Goose.
He did many goose honk sounds*
Alcremie - The Sex Addict
"Heya! I'm Alcremie! I like sex, o-okay, I am actually completely addicted with sex! The story is pretty tragic and maybe I'll say it when I join the show! Plus if I join, I would have lots of sex with as many contestants! Yep, the goal for me won't be to win the One Wish, but to get laid by as many males, females and genderless people on the plane, Challenges and around the world! Trust me, Once you go Alcremie you'll always be creamin'~" she winked.
Scorbunny - The Soccer Player
She was playing with a soccer ball.
"I love to play soccer, I'm a very active and fit player, I'm kind but very serious! I'm all about good teamwork so I hope my people can pull their weight! I know I am very small but I'll show ya how we do it here in Galar, people better not underestimate me cause of my size cause I'll give surprise em' " She smiled as she did tricks with with a soccer ball.
Krookodile - The Brooklyn Crook
We see a Krookodile come out of a bank holding a huge bag of money on his hand, he laughs for a bit and then looks at the fourth wall as he begins talking with a brooklyn accent.
"Hah! Doing that robbery was easy peasy! You see I got a lot of skills when it comes to being a crook, I know how to cheat, lie and steal! I am very strong and very smart!" Krookodile says as he's running away grinning then he accidentally smacks himself against a light pole on the street. He looks a bit dizzy and then shakes his head as he looks around and sees lots of cops.
He looks at the money bag he has on his hands. "Whoops, hehe how did that get there eh officers?" Krookodile spoke in his brooklyn accent nervously as he raised his arms dropping the bag.
The cops charged at him and Krookodile looked scared then suddenly time froze and they all stopped moving. Krookodile look confused and then he looked up and saw a fat levitating man with a pumpkin head, stripped clothes and white gloves.
"Sup." He pumpkin headed man said.
"Uh who are you?" Krookodile asked.
"I'm the Pumpkingking! I want to offer you a deal! I froze time to ask you this anywho! I want you to join my reality TV show!" The PumpKingKing grinned.
"Reality TV? You mean kinda like that Mew's New Island show gig I saw on TV?" Krookodile looked surprised.
"And the obvious award goes to." The PumpKingKing looks bored.
"Sure, I'd love to join! With my skills I am sure to spice up the competition! Haha" Krookodile smirked.
The PumpKingKing chuckled. "That's what I'd thought you'd say." He snapped his fingers and they were both teleported to Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! Part 2.
Jigglypuff - The Fairy Planner
"Joining the final season would be nice, getting to see my old friends and maybe make new enemies. Having the chance to get that big prize and of course, being famous. I'll stop at nothing to win this time. No matter how bad, I will make sure I win this time." She grinned.
Janitor - The Droid with a Cunning mind.
"I will win the show, after doing so well last season, I have a fool proof plan to get me far Into the season, I'll explain in glorious detail once I get farther and farther in the game. It's a plan so sly and cunning, it would certainly make me stand out as a powerful Villain." The Janitor grinned speaking on his silly Battle Droid voice.
Donald Trump - The Billionaire
"I'm very rich, joining the show would make me richer if I wish the wish, and I would love to have more Screentime, if any threat appears in my way I'll say, You're Fired. And get them out the competition. I'll win using my money, you'll see." The old man Donald Trump grinned.
Eevee - The Bossy Boss
"Ugh! I will join the season! And win! I have to show I am the best and I will stop at Nothing to show my mother I am more than a useless bastard child! That I don't need to be handed everything to me! I can play the game by myself or with allies! Which is why I'll do both strategies at one point to ensure I win The One Wish!" Eevee yelled.
Sylveon - The Popular One/The Prostitute Celebrity
"Hiya! I'm Sylveon! I'm really excited to have the chance to join the show! I watched all the seasons and just love the idea behind it! I want to join and have some fun! I am sure I'll have lots of fans watching so that will boost ratings, I'll make sure I spice things up with my beautiful daughter Eevee as well, I love her so much, she's my everything! Anywho I hope I can join the show! Love Sylveon!" She giggled and waved with her ribbons. She was wearing green Stockings with pink hearts.
Palpitoad - The Funny Nitwit
"I can't with till I join the show! I did really well last season I was on so I'm sure I can do well again if I join! I want to wish that all my friends and enemies can eat my momma's cake duds! So they all love me!" He giggled as he said his evil wish.
Joltik - The Idiot
"Hi! I can't wait till I join the show! I know I've done lots of bad things in the past which is a perfect Reason to bring me in! What better tick to tick off people and cause some mischief than I? I mean me! Hehe." Joltik had a derp face.
Dusclops - The Empty One
"I want to join the show, I want to show I can win. I was robbed on season one and Eliminated even tho I shouldn't had been. Which is why I will go all out this season, I won't take any chances, I'll make sure I win." He glared at the camara.
Psyduck - The German Brain
"My plan to win the season is simple, just play the game. Take out threats and keep weaklings. I'll lie, manipulate and cheat if I have to. Without Cryogonal on my back, I am sure to win the wish now." She grinned.
Munna - The Quiet Calm One?
"I can't wait till I join the show, I was pretty robbed on season 1, so finally spending more time with master and finishing the arc I tried to do on season one will be great." Munna gave a small smirk.
(Musharna betraying Druddigon was supposed to happen in season 1 but didn't happen cause Munna was Eliminated way early.)
Crack-A-Chu - The Jerk
"You should all just give me the wish cause I will win, no one is better at me in Challenges, I am very strong and I'll show everyone Crack-A-Chu means business! Being Eliminated would make me mad, and you don't want to see me when I am mad!" He gave a evil smirk.
Eva The Salazzle - The Sexy One
"Back on the show? Oh I would love that, having the chance to have my well deserved screentime and hang out with the biggest set of villains, heros, newbies and all-stars would be amazing! The tour around the world would be a huge bonus! I am ready to prove what I am capable of doing when I go full force." She winked.
Makuhita - The Brainless Muscle
"I want to join to defeat that stupid Cyndaquil and his gross bug type girlfriend! They both make me so mad! I just can't believe I was eliminated with them! Ugh! They make me so angry and furious! I'll make sure I'll do everything I can to Eliminate them! And maybe eat some sushi." Makuhita spoke in his weird ass Toadal Drama Waluigi Voice.
Mothim - The Loser
"Oh god! Another season! I don't want to do this! I am so terrified of how badly I'll mess it up! I just want to not come back but I bet I'll be forced to come anyway, oh I am already begining to have heart palpitations cause of anxiety and stress!!!" Mothim began to breathe using an inhaler.
Druddigon - The Boss
"Joining the final season would be great, I want to show how much Better I've gotten since season 1, I am sure everyone will enjoy watching me seeing as I am a "fan favorite" for some reason and cause of that heh what are the chances I get Eliminated early?" Druddigon shrugged confidently.
Solrock - The Schemer
"...season one wasn't my... greatest performance... Which is why I will make sure this season I try to focus I guess... Even... With... Him around... Ugh stupid dots!" Solrock looked bored and then mad as she yelled.
Baby - The Baby
Cute Baby Noises Here*
Lucario - The Australian
"Crikey Mate! I'm Lucario and I'm ready to prove myself this season! Last season wasn't my best performance so hopefully this time I can show what this true blue Sheila can do! I ain't no Yobbo Bludger I'll tell ya that eh, so this time I'm gonna win!" She tipped her fedora, she had a smaller fedora than her mothers.
Foe - The Radical Stoner
The stoner had his black mohawk with red tips and his eyes looked red and blazed.
"Yo heh if joined the new season, that would be cool. I like this show ey, it's really fun hehe I was kinda Eliminated outta nowhere in season 0-"
(he meant to say season 1 but was too blazed to realize what he was saying)
"-so hopefully I can like totally show what I can really do here eh bro." Foe smirked showing his sharp yellow teeth.
He then pulled a cigar, lit it up and smoked it. He coughed. "Hehehe Rad~"
Togepi - The Eggxelent Nuthouse
"Wow having the chance of being on every single season is so thrilling! I can't wait to join and show everyone what I can do! I love being happy and makings others happy as well!" She smiled.
Munchlax - The Sleeping Dummy
"ZzzzzzzzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzZz-" he snored.
Mienfoo - The Honorable Solder.
"So what's the Challenge? Heh just kidding, I'm excited to join the show again. But I'm not really happy. Does that make sense? I mean I just wanted to relax and be calm a bit, now I'll have to deal with drama and stuff like that. Ugh." Mienfoo looked tired
Vani the Vanillish - The Alliance Swapper
"Hi! I am in this season to win it! I am a very strong player! And a friendly companion! I got both strength and intelligence! I- huh? Wah, am I... Melting? What? WHAT!? AH WHAT IS THIS!!!! AHHHHHH I'M MELTING!!!??" The ice cream began melting.
Gardevoir - The Cross Dressing Bastard
"Sup, I'm going to join the final show and play the game right. No overly powerful Alliance, no being a jerk villain, I'll just try to win with integrity and friends. Or not at all. Heh what's the worst that can happen am I right?" He shrugged.
Totodile - The Speech Impediment Croc
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Handy - The Hand
It Did Hand Signs*
Magby - The Underdog
"I hope I get to join the show, I honestly did horrible in both seasons I was on, so I'll do my absolute best on this final season. I want to prove to everyone what I can really do... Or you know I'll just be an early boot again." Magby sighed.
Vespiqueen - The Snobby Rich Queen
She scoffed. "Of course I will join and WIN!!! the final season, I am the best at everything not only being richer but way prettier than everyone here! I am just the best and all those peasants should bow down to me!" She posed.
Numel - The Realist
"The first Eliminated of season one, joining season three, the final season. This is my final Chance to have a shot at redemption. My final hope of doing the game right, am I afraid if I have to I will lie, cheat, manipulative and scheme? Meh." Numel looked bored and shrugged.
Yanma - The Super Fan!
"Omfg! UwU! I just wanna join the final season cause that would be so lit and Kawaii and Ara Ara teehee! I can't wait till I get to have fun with my kawaii senpai OwO! I am so excited X3!" She then did a Ahegao face and moan.
Volcarona - The Nice Friend.
"I am really excited! A final season to end all seasons! Season one was fun so being on this one would be super cool! I can't wait till I join and meet all my old and maybe even make some new friends! Since I already won before my goal won be winning, just making as many friends as possible! I like making friends." Volcarona gave a cute OwO face. Her mouth is usually W
Lunatone - The Annoying Know It All
"Did you know by the time the final season comes out, not even one year would've passed since season 1 aired!? Yep all three seasons take place in one year! Oh did you know a plane the size of Mew's shouldn't be fit for flying since the weight could damage it and some contestants like Druddigon and Janitor are kinda heavy. Oh did you know all Lunatone's have a IQ of 169 but I have one of 360, yep I am very smart and clever which is why I know that winning the game could be a good possibility for me since I could use a bit of redemption! Oh did you know the word redemption was created in-" Lunatone just kept saying facts. Useless ones.
Squirtle - The Dumb Jock
"66 heh, 67, ugh 68, ah 69!" Squirtle dropped down. "69 push ups, I am very fit and have lots of strength. I been practicing a lot so I can defeat that dumb Togepi, so if I join, make sure she joins, so I can eat her alive! N-not the s-sexual kind by t-the way!" He stuttered.
Dragonair - The Brain and Brawn
"I'm strong, smart and good looking. What other reasons do you want? Making a previous member of Team Dominator into the show will always spice the drama up. Plus better being here than home at my cave. I'm pretty sure I can win." She looked confident.
OOM - Droid with boobs.
"I can't wait to join the show and be with my hubby wubby! He's so cute and adorable and eeeee I just wanna FUCK HIM! It's true love~" OOM OOMED.
Cyndaquil - The Unknown Genious
"I hope I get to win this season, I didn't do... Like anything on the first one and I did even less on the second one, so hopefully I am in a good team on this one and it makes me advance in the Challenges. With my brain, Makuhita's brawn's and Yanmas... Uh I guess cuteness... We would make a great team! Nevermind, i want Makuhita to be eliminated as soon as possible." Cyndaquil spoke in his nerdy voice and frowned.
Lairon - The Two Faced Beetle
"Of course I will join and win the final season! I did so well on the first one, with my strong boyfriend Ag- I MEAN Dusclops! I will completely win the game without even doing a single Challenge, this will be so easy haha!" She grinned.
Skarmory - The Loudmouth Cursing Bird
"I will join this shitty season and fucking win! None of those retarted assholes are gonna beat me cause I am just the motherfucking best! You hear me shitheads! I will win! Or else! I waited too long to rejoin, it's my fucking time to shine!" Skarmory smirked.
Dhelmise - The Pirate
"YAR! Shiver me timbers I came all the way from Davy Jones Locker to the Afthermathematics to hear I was joining the final season? Yo ho ho! I am so excited mateys! Hopefully I don't walk le plank too soon I want to try to prove I can do something even if I have no legs... Or arms." Dhelmise smiled.
Chandelure - The Depressed Suicidal.
Her red shiny hair covered her left eye, her other eye looked bored and lifeless, she gave a sad sigh and looked a bit sad. She looked to her sides, no one seemed to be around.
She started to whimper and cry. "Why, would Muk... Hurt me like that... I thought we had something special..." She cried all by herself as the camara slowly went back still recording to her crying.
Muk - The Cheater
"Winning last season was awesome! I didn't have to do anything! I joined in the merge! Barely did any Challenges and yet I still won! Two Billion Poke! Haha am so confident I can win this final season, how hard can it be? I am willing to cheat if I have to, I'll hurt more people just so I can win again." Muk gave a evil smirk. "I never loved Chandelure and telling her this made Chandelure have a total mental breakdown and she's even crying right now! What a loser! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" Muk gave a evil laugh.
(Mew's Newer Island)
Heatmoar - The Fiery Hot Head
"I want to join the new season cause I am just amazing! Like at everything! I am strong and smart! And also cause I want to get the hell away from my neighbor Durant, ugh she one day placed her trash in my recycle bin and I've hated her ever since! If she joined the show, oh I don't think I could contain my anger!" Heatmoar yelled as he began glowing a bit more red.
Munchlax - The Sleeping Dummy
"ZzzzZzzzZzzzzzzZzzzZZZzzzZ-" he snored
Magby - (The Unlucky One)
"Ha! Being on the first season means I have way more experience in this show than all these newbies, I am very confident I can win seeing as I already know what to expect, I think I am very lucky to get a second shot at this show." Magby shrugged with a confident look on his face.
Elekid - (The Mean Inventor)
He is making a robot and it works for a few seconds and then blows up, he sighs. "Oh hello! My name is Elekid, I've worked on many inventions and now I want to work on winning this new season I saw a application for new contestants to join, I'll see that with me around, I'll make sure to stick for a while." He looked cocky.
Mothim - (The Loser)
"hello, I am Mothims mother." Said a Sand Cloak Wormadam.
"And I am his father." Said a very serious looking Mothim.
"We wanted to ask if you could make our son Mothim join your show? He's kind of..." Wormadam was speaking but then was interrupted.
"A weak, pathetic, dumb Loser. We tried everything to make him more toughen him up but he fails and sucks at everything!" Mothim looked pissed off.
"... Yea.. Sadly our son is... Kinda trash..." Wormadam sighed.
"So you better take him to the show and show Mothim how hard the real world is!" Mothims dad snarled.
"Yes please take him away from us." Wormadam frowned sadly.
"If he loses, we'll put him up for adoption, cause I swear we can't handle his stupidity and bad luck anymore!" Mothim crossed his arms upsetly.
Drapion - (The Uncaring Powerhouse)
Drapion is seen working out at the gym at very late hours, she was doing the max amount of weights possible like it was nothing. "278, 279, 280, 281-" she kept doing weights. Then there was a Toxicroak that was working out with the weights as well and suddenly the weight fell and trapped him by the throat, he was doing everything he could so he didn't die smashed but didn't have the strength to pull the weight away. "Ah! a little help here? Anyone there?" Toxicroak asked nervously.
Drapion looked a bit surprised and then bored again as she kept doing weights now whispering. "289, 290, 291-"
Durant - (The Strong Girl)
"I saw my neighbor Heatmoar just audition to join Mew's Newer Island and I'd say, I am way better at him at anything! I've hated him ever since he said I yell too much! That Fucking Rude Bastard! THAT IS SO FUCKING MEAN AND IT'S A TOTAL LIE! SO WHEN I JOIN THE SHOW I'LL MAKE SURE HE SUFFERS CAUSE I DID NOTHING WRONG AND HE ALWAYS BULLIES ME FOR MY APPEARANCE AND ATTITUDE!!!" Durant screamed.
Klefki - (The Annoying Girl)
"Omg I wanna join the show cause I am like so gonna fudging win! I'm sure nice and cool! I like totally like everyone and they like me! I am super strong and I hope my team mates aren't total butts and kick me off! If they do that then they're meanies that are poo poo heads! Ugh I also hope they don't have a potty mouth! I want the show to be kid friendly!" She giggled.
Dhelmise - (The Pirate)
"YAR!!!! Shiver me timbers! I can't wait to join the show! Har har har I bet it will be so fun and cool I can't wait to show everyone what I can do! Yar har har har!" She laughed like a pirate.
Bergmite - (The Bland Ice)
"I'm Bergmite."
Hippo the Hippopotas - (The Hippo)
Hippo looked to both of her sides and opened her mouth to speak.
Dunsparce - (The Girl)
"Hello. I hope I can join the show, for the chance to maybe make some friends and do some challenges, I'll try to do what Larvesta did on season one, I watched the show and seeing someone so small and weak like her win motivated me to follow in her footsteps! Well we both don't really have feet but, you get what I mean." She said.
Handy - (The Hand)
It Did Lots Of Hand Signs*
Shuckle - (The Happy One)
"Hello! My name is Shuckle! I can't wait to have the chance to join your show! It looked so fun and nice and I love those two things! I am very nice and fun so I'm sure I can make lots of friends when If go there, I love being happy and I hope I can make others happy as well!" Shuckle looked very happy.
BB: Nincada the Bed Bug - (The Bed Lover)
The Mr Coconut music played as it slowly zoomed on a small Nincada in a very big bed.
Ninjask - (The Best)
"Ha! I should join the new season cause I am the best! No one is better at me! I hate my stupid useless brother he is so edgy and weak! Unlike me, no one is better than me! Hahahaha!" He laughed.
Rotom - (The Electronics Fanatic)
"I love Electronics! I-i-i adore Electricity! And Electrons! T-thunder and lightning! I love z-z-z-zap! I am super electrifying! ELECTRO!!!!" Rotom stuttered as she spoke really fast and was twitching a lot.
Shedinja - (The Dead One)
He was levitating in a dark room as he gave a very sad sigh.
Eva the Salazzle - (The Sexy One)
"Me being on the show would already be a ratings boost cause of my looks, but I am not just a pretty face, I have a little, power, I can do with my pheromones, you'll see, Eva the Salazzle will make a big impact! Or I'll try at least." She shrugged.
Weedle - (The Bee)
She looked up and saw her nickname. "Hey! I'm not a Bee!-"
Kakuna - (The Be)
Kakuna looked up. "Quit It!"
Beedrill - (The B)
She looked up again. "Eh I guess that's fine, anywho now I can talk about myself, I-" she was squashed by a huge boulder and died, blood splattered everywhere.
Riolu - (The Australian)
"Crikey Mate! My name is Riolu and I wanna join the show cause I am sure I could make a very good Contestant! I am very good at challenges and I am very friendly! I hope this show gives me a good time I'll enjoy." Riolu looked happy.
Probopass - (The Pervert)
The camara was recording him, he was in a dark room. Probopass stared at the camara back, his pupils shaking around a bit. Suddenly something, or someone! Came out of his closet!
It was a Gothitelle, she was tied up and had her mouth taped, she had bruises and her dress was taken off. She was crying and her make up was ruined, she kept saying help me but it was muffled cause if the tap.
Probopass went and got a nightstick and began to slowly go towards her, aiming for her head. Gothitelle yelled NO and screamed as his audition tape was abruptly cut off.
Vulpix - (The Rich Boy)
"I'm very rich and 100% not gay."
Dhelphox - (The Witch Fox)
"I am 100% gay and very poor."
Smoochum - (The Famous Baby)
"Wah"
Drifloon - (The Reality Show Fanatic)
"I've watched all the reality shows I could watch! And with it I've learned many things, I've taken so many notes about it I am a living encyclopedia for reality shows! I think the chances of me winning the show are 100% seeing as I know basically everything there is to a reality shows for example, villains, always get far." She smirked.
Machop - (The Master of Disaster)
He was flexing and then began to kiss his biceps as he grinned. "I am the best so let me join the show cause I will get far haha!' He uh sucked. Boring as fuck.
Trump - (The Wall Master)
"I am working on making a wall so big, it will keep all of Unova safe from the Hoenn region, it will be build and payed by the Lotads, Lombre and Ludicolos! Those lazy mexicans better work or else I'll deport em back to Hoenn! Unova is safe in my hands, after all, I am a millionaire!" Trump was swimming in money.
OOM-5555 - (Droid With Down Syndrome)
The rusty and beat up Droid gave a loud screech and began jumping up and down doing a very glitchy laugh.
OOM - (Droid with Boobs)
Insert scene of her moaning for being fucked by Janitor here*
Mel - (The Powerhouse)
"I will be nice but I will secretly be evil! Isn't that original? I may be a Beldum right now but I can evolve into a Metagross whenever I want cause of plot holes, so let me in the show! They won't know what hit em!" She chuckled.
Janitor - (Droid with a Evil Mind)
"I will join the show and win it, I slaughtered millions and tortured billions! I destroyed hundreds of countries and conquered thousand of planets! I am incredibly clever and strong! I am pretty much good at everything, so bring it on! I will make sure no one stands in my way or I'll make sure they DIE!!!!!" Janitor began laughing evilly but his silly Droid voice made him lose his intimidation factor a bit.
Togepi - (The Eggxelent Nuthouse)
"Woah! How would I feel if I get to join a new season? That's so cool! I can't wait to meet more people and do many new fun challenges! Season one was so fun so I can't wait till I have more fun in season two! Yay!" Togepi looked very happy.
Baby - The Baby
Baby looked happy, then it shit itself and began loudly crying like a baby.
Chandelure - (The Cool Goth)
"Joining a new season? Well that would be something... Getting so far on season one just to lose at the final 3 kinda sucked... Maybe this season I could do better? Psh doubt it, but still, last season was a bit fun, ignoring all the painful challenges, stupid players and just flat out mean jerks. The game was pretty cool, heh I wish I could show everyone what I can really do." She gave a very small smile as her flaming hair covered her right eye.
She then realized all the stuff she said "I-i-i mean! Psh whatever, I don't care about the game and stuff." She flipped her hair all edgy like looking bored and frowning.
Muk - (The Cheater)
"Hey there Suicune!" Muk smiled.
"Ugh what do you want pest, can't you see I have to host my show soon, The Afthermathematics show will begin in a minute." She looked annoyed at seeing him.
"I want to bribe you eh, if I return to the show, I'll pay you this~" Muk showed 100,000 Poke to her.
"Oooo that's a lot~ alright then I'll make sure you join the show! How did you even get it?" Suicunte asked.
Muk was thinking and had a flashback. "Muk dearie can you guard my house while I go on a trip with my husband?" Said a rich Delcatty with a Herdier by her side.
"Of course! No one will break in while I am around!" Muk looked happy.
They left and flew away on a plane.
Muk began looking around the house and taking the most expensive and Important things to sell them to a pawn shop. Then he got money and came back to the house to get more valuable items.
Delcatty and Herdier came back and looked shocked seeing everything in their house was completely gone and there was nothing Left. Muk had cheated them and sold everything they had.
They could never find where Muk left since he moved to a different region, yet still had a lot of Poke left. That is the money he bribed Suicunte with.
"Um, I won the lottery?" Muk gave a sheepish smile.
"Eh whatever." Suicunte went to the stage, while Muk gave a evil smirk.
A few minutes later
"You know what random wheel time!" Suicunte yelled. The wheel was spinning she made sure no one saw and pressed a button on the floor this made the wheel stop on-
"Yay!" He yayyed.
"Congratulations Muk! You have joined Mew's Newer Island!" Ninetales.
"How does it feel to win Muk?" Asked Ninetails.
"Ah Yea I am so pumped bois haha!" He giggled.
A few minutes later after the Afthermathematics show ended.
The characters were now being teleported to Mew's Newer Island one by one.
Muk was all by himself in the backstage when Suicunte began talking.
"Alright Muk, time for your part of the deal." Suicunte smirked wanting her money.
"Oh that?" Muk frowned, then he shooted a Bowling Ball he had inside him at Suicunte knocking her out and fainting her.
He gave a incredibly big smile. "I Lied." He grinned having cheated Suicunte on their promise. He was then teleported to Mew's Newer Island with a evil look on his face turning into a dumb stupid look.
Ninetails found Suicunte and instantly called first aid and the medics. Ninetails looked genuinely worried and sad for her since Suicunte was bleeding a bit.
Suicunte lost her memory of what happened cause of the impact.
(Mew's New Island) [some say the pokemon were teleported randomly, well it's true, Mew randomly decided to bring them, but she did it with the powers of Pumpkingking and he saw all of their lives and decided to bring them all to the island, so thanks to him seeing their lives before, he brought them to the show]
The Robot - The Broken Robot
We see the Total Drama Machine broken with a mallet, it seemed it's old, beaten up and rusty as the camara keeps slowly zooming in on it. The Robot has been turned off for millions of years but then suddenly a small red circle turned in on his left eye.
Goob Goob - The Goob Goob
"Goob Goob, Goob, Goob Goob Goobity Goob Goob Goob; GOOB? Goob Goob, Goobity Goob." Goob Goob smiled kindly.
The PumpKingKing stared at her. "Fine, we'll give you a raise for being our only intern." He crossed his arms and looked annoyed.
The Goob Goob smirked as she just got a raise and was the only intern.
Mr Banana Bob - The Banana
We see the tropical Mr Coconut music playing as we slowly zoom into a Banana with a face on it that looked like :0, it was poked and made by Togepi; The Banana was on a chair, when suddenly it flopped towards the sand and fell down.
Numel - (The Realist)
Numel was bored, he went to school, got straight A's, got bullied a bit, went home to sleep, he went to school, got straight A's, got bullied, went home to sleep, he went to school, got straight A's, got bullied a lot, went home to sleep, he went to school, got straight A's-
A Scraggy and a Machop began getting close to him. "Predictable." Numel mumbled as he glanced at them boredly as they began to beat him up. "Haha welcome to highschool nerd." The Machop said as he walked away. Numel rolled his eyes and opened his locker to get a brand new glasses, he had a lot of spare ones. This happened to him a lot.
Numel sighed. "God this is boring.." Numel looked sad and then out of nowhere was teleported to Mew's New Island. He looked around surprised a bit and saw a pink levitating pokemon, he instantly looked bored again.
Munchlax - (The Sleeping Dummy)
"ZzzzZzzzZzzzzzzZzzzZZZzzzZ-" he was sleeping when he was suddenly teleported to Mew's New Island.
Tynamo - (The Small Fry)
Tynamo running away from her parents house. She wanted nothing to do with them anymore, the reason was- she then was suddenly teleported to Mew's New Island!
Yanma - (The Super Fan)
"I wonder when my parents are coming back? They been gone for a bit oh well, I wish something interesting would Happen." Yanma looked sad and sighed then she was teleported to Mew's New Island.
Cyndaquil - (The Unknown Genius)
He was building a robot all by himself in his parents basement.
"Quil, don't you think you would be better off if you, you know, went out and interacted with others?" Typhlosion asked him.
"Sorry father but I'm busy working." Cyndaquil kept working not even looking at his dad. The Typhlosion sighed and walked away disappointed. Cyndaquil noticed this and frowned looking at his creation who was really shit and not working at all.
"Useless, like all of them.." Cyndaquil glanced at his big ass pile of failed creations. Cyndaquil sighed sadly and was suddenly teleported to Mew's New Island!
Makuhita - (The Brainless Muscle)
Makuhita was doing dumbbells. "I say I am like a dumbbell, really strong!" Makuhita was talking to himself since he never had a single friend.
"But nerds at my school say I am a pajorative of Dumbbell whatever that means." Makuhita frowned.
Skarmory - (The Foul Mouthed Cursing Bird)
Skarmory was polishing his wings after training at the gym when a Zoroark accidentally hit him with a dodgeball, Skarmory looked pissed off "Oi Shithead! I will fucking kill you! You god damn stupid useless pathetic worthless bastard! I will rip off your shitty pathetic eyes! You Fucking Nig-" the audio and video was then cut off as Skarmory charged at the scared looking Zoroark.
Mienfoo - (The Honorable Solder)
Mienfoo was meditating in a charity stream of meditating for 12 hours to donate mother earth some trees, she had almost finished until she was out of nowhere teleported to the island, looking annoyed as hell.
Combee - (The Snobby Rich Queen)
"Come on peasants give me my gourmet delicacies already!" Combee ordered. Her make Combee slaves sighed sadly and gave her everything she wanted.
Combee gave a evil rich laugh as she was then teleported to the island, being forced to survive not being spoiled for the first time ever.
Munna - The Quiet Calm One
She was bored floating near a cave. She just finished sleeping with someone, the male was now fast asleep so Munna was eating his berries and physically grabbed as many as she could before leaving to her home, stealing almost all his berries. She was really calm about it since she has done this a lot before, ..She was teleported away.
Squirtle - The Dumb Jock
Squirtle was walking around his pokemon school.
"Hey Squirtle!" A Wartortle suddenly walked near him, she smiled.
Squirtle frowned, he knew who she was, Squirtle was a popular jock around his school and jocks always get clingy dumb cheerleader girlfriend, Like Wartortle. She had been following him and talking to him a lot, and he knew this "Oh sup bro what's up?" Squirtle asked her.
"You know my friend Mudkip and Popplio are going to the park this afternoon, you wanna come with us~" Wartortle fidgeted a bit.
Squirtle looked at her oddly. "Sorry dude but I got gym practice eh, these muscles aren't gonna fix themselves~ or something?" Squirtle shrugged.
Wartortle frowned a bit but suddenly she smiled again and giggled. "Oh Squirtle you're so funny." She said happily. Wartortle was always cheerful and she was Squirtle's number one super fan! She knew everything about him, to the point it was a bit creepy.
"Yea? Cool." Squirtle smiled but then saw Wartortle keep staring at him smiling and not blinking. Squirtle got a bit awkward and spoke. "Um maybe I could be free-" Squirtle was talking when suddenly he was teleported away. Wartortle looked surprised seeing him disappear.
Fun Fact: Mew's New Island, Mew's Newer Island and Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour aren't the only trilogy I've wrote, That's just what I call Mew's New Trilogy! There are two more after that; Mew's Newer Trilogy and Mew's Newest Trilogy! In Newest Trilogy we have The Big pAss Race, Camir Island Video Drama and finally The Biggest Camir which is also a Ridonculous Race like season.
Mew's Newer Trilogy only has Camir Island, The Return of Camir Island and Camir Island World Tour! Wartortle appears on The Biggest Camir Island as a partner for Squirtle, she appears on Camir Island Video Drama and Wartortle first debuts on Camir Island World Tour! In all those seasons she's basically Sierra for Squirtle, she loves him a Little too much which makes Squirtle a bit uncomfortable but also grateful. Squirtle gets a lot of character development thanks to Wartortle always clinging to him. Wartortle is a pretty okay character overall in my opinion. She's fine.
Turtwig - The Awkward Buddy
Turtwig was walking near the woods trying to find berries, some hot Sylveon just took a lot of berries so berries were more scarce and rare now, he looked nervous and then he was teleported away.
Meowth - The Hyper Loco
We see the crazy and shaking Meowth strapped in a straitjacket as he's in a white room. "Crazy! Insane!" The Meowth yells.
A guard off-screen knocks on the rooms door. "Cram It Weirdo!" He yells annoyed.
"T-t-t-the Pumpkin headed man! He'll destroy us all! The Pumpkin headed man!" Meowth was twitching. He had seen something he wasn't supposed to see and got his mind fucked up by something, or maybe someone.
"Stop saying nonsense!" Another male guard yelled.
"Insane! C-crazy!" Meowth screamed and started twitching more as he was teleported out.
Chikorita - The Scaredy Leaf
Chikorita was walking, her leaf covered her right eye. She glanced next to her and screamed cause of pure fear. "Oh... It's just my shadow.." Chikorita sighed and then screamed when she saw a Poochyena stand in front of her.
"Hey there loser!" Grinned a Poochyena.
"Oh h-h-hi.." Chikorita was shaking scared.
"Got the berries?" The Poochyena snarled.
"Um yes here..." Chikorita gave her a lot of berries, she was trembling.
"Haha thanks loser! You better bring more next time or else you'll get hurt!" Poochyena glared and walked away after eating the berries.
Chikorita sighed sadly. "I wish I wasn't so scared of everyone..." Chikorita sighed. She was always scared of everything and this happened to her for a while. She was suddenly teleported to Mew's New Island, she looked terrified.
Solrock - The Schemer
Solrock was floating in Meteor Falls boredly.
"Hey cousin." A huge Probopass started to levitate towards her. (This Probopass isn't the same Probopass as the season 2 Probopass)
"...you again..." Solrock gave a slight glare.
"You know you love how I make you feel~" The Probopass got closer and closer while Solrock slowly levitated away looking at him.
"...You are a sad strange little man... Why can't you just leave me alone..." Solrock grumbled as she began to rock polish and glare.
"Because you love me babe, I'll show you again how good I can make you feel.." The Probopass kept getting closer to her.
Solrock glared and then using her psychic powers she made rocks fall and hurt Probopass, Solrock rock polished and got the fuck out of there.
"...later sucker!" Solrock yelled at him. "I'll get you bitch!" Probopass chased her after using Rock Polish himself. Solrock looked nervous and used a Psychic Blast.
"Argh!" Probopass grunted and glared. "I'm sorry Mr Pedo but I am not interested in any sexual activities you want to do to my not gender having self." Solrock glared at him.
"I'll make you so addicted to my dick that you'll be begging for it by tonight!" Probopass snarled.
"I'll die before I let YOU do anything to me ever again... That was absolutely disgusting and I won't allow you to ever do that to me ever again!" Solrock rolled her eyes as she used Psychic blast at Probopass. Probopass just took them and charged at Solrock who dodged cleverly timing it perfectly.
Probopass roared and Solrock growled as she was suddenly teleported to Mew's New Island. (Finally Solrocks story arc of a Pedophile at home that was hinted in Season 1 has been finished)
Eevee - The Bossy Boss
Eevee looked upset, she was all by herself in her den. Yesterday she was almost raped and possibly killed after she was used by a Mightyena. She was really angry, she was too weak and scared to stop him. She was so stupid, she actually thought he could be her friend and care for her, ugh now Eevee trusted no one, no one would ever want to be her friend so no reason to treat them like a friend as well! She had been spoiled by her mother Sylveon, who she barely ever saw, she didn't interact with her own parents and she never had a single friend. Eevee didn't have a father, so she was filled with anger.
She was all by herself bored as hell in her den, when she was then teleported to Mew's New Island.
Druddigon - The Bully Boss
Druddigon hatched from an egg, he was a baby Druddigon. He smiled and looked around, but there was no one. He was all by himself. He didn't know why but The PumpKingKings all seeing eye knew. Druddigon's mother was pregnant but she didn't want the responsibility of having a baby. So she laid the egg, hid it and left far away. Now Druddigon was born and all by himself.
Druddigon cried for a day, but nobody came. He learned crying doesn't do anything (which is why Druddigon never cries) So Druddigon Stood up and walked around. The Unova Region was huge! Eventually in one route he didn't know which it was he saw a heck ton of other Druddigon.
"Woah look it's a baby Druddigon." A female Druddigon spoke.
"Awe cute!" Another Female Druddigon said.
"Shouldn't that runt be taken with the elder." Another Druddigon spoke, a male this time.
The other Druddigons nodded and our baby Druddigon was carried and taken to the elder Druddigon. He looked like a Druddigon, but old as fuck.
"Hello, ah I see, a baby Druddigon, welcome to our Pack, The Nova Union!" The old Druddigon spoke.
Druddigon smiled.
He was raised in this pack, being teached stuff, leveling him you talking with others. He liked it.
However the Druddigon in the pack were, all kinda dicks. They were rude, played lots of pranks on the smaller and weaker Druddigons and did pretty mean stuff.
This teached Druddigon to be rude if not he would be bullied like the other Druddigons, which is something he obviously didn't want.
Druddigon didn't liked being mean to others to protect himself but he was already known for being the weak yet kinda cool Druddigon for being rude. So the weaker Druddigons didn't mess with him.
The Stronger Druddigons however always teased him for being one of the weakest ones in The Nova Union pack and also for being single. Druddigon was annoyed at all the other Druddigons, he was thinking of leaving the pack.
It just didn't feel the same as it once did, the people were dicks now, he wasn't getting any stronger and he was even getting in a huge debt cause of him having to pay berries just for a training that doesn't work.
One day the elder called him in.
"Druddigon, you do know you're supposed to pay us berries for being here right?" He asked.
"Yes I know that, it's just hard to get berries these days." Druddigon frowned. He was now the 17 year old that joined season 1.
"Well if you can't pay us the berries then maybe we can... Find another way you can repay us~" the old Druddigon started rubbing his hands on Druddigon.
Druddigon looked shocked and instantly backed away. "Hey! What's the big idea!" Druddigon glared.
"You didn't pay us our berries so now we'll take something you DO have." The old Druddigon glared
"Get that Anal Virginity!" The Druddigon bodyguards said as they chased our Druddigon.
Druddigon's eyes widened and he began running away terrified. The truth was Nova Union was a Incestual Rapist Cult. Both Females and weak males were raped over and over on this cult, however no one could ever defy the powerful Nova Union since they were the most powerful pack in the Unova Region.
Druddigon was terrified. He tried, he really did to get berries to pay off his debt but no matter what he did, it was never enough, even if he gave them 1000 berries, it was never enough. This filled Druddigon with rage and he sucker punched the Druddigon that was running right next to him. Druddigon kept running but his small ass legs could only take him so far, ugh she should've really not skipped leg day.
Druddigon gave a hard as fuck punch to another Druddigon that was chasing him nearby. However he was corner when he was forced to go in a cave. Druddigon looked scared. The Nova Union was so close to getting him.
"Time's up Druddigon! After you're raped you will be tortured and killed by The Nova Union!" The Old Druddigon smirked evilly.
"Yea so just give up you weak bastard!" A mean Druddigon snarled meanly.
It hurter and stung Druddigon when they called him a bastard, no mother or father. He was abandoned and weak...
However, Druddigons pride refused him from giving up even in an impossible to win situation.
Druddigon glared back and yelled. "I'll never give up to jerks like you guys! You fucking assholes! I worked so hard to help your little community here and none of you ever have a fuck! Well listen here dickheads! I don't care about being in The Nova Union anymore, I quit, I don't care that you all want to kill me! But I do care that I will fight with all my strength until my last breath! Cause I rather die than being forced to being your slave again!" Druddigon snarled.
The other Druddigons slowly kept walking closer to Druddigon laughing.
"How foolish. You're one of the weakest Druddigons here in the Nova Union, you honestly think you can defeat all of us!" The old Druddigon already it's big wings to intimidate Druddigon.
"Maybe I can't.. but I will sure as hell try!!!" Druddigon roared and charged towards the other Druddigons glaring and spreading his wings as well. The other Druddigons also glared but then Druddigon was suddenly teleported to Mew's New Island!
Lunatone - The Annoying Know It All
We see a really long compilation of Lunatone saying lots of useless facts to many stranger pokemon. They all looked incredibly annoyed at him. Pkk saw how everyone was annoyed at Lunatone fact saying spree and brought him to Mew's New Island!
Dragonair - The Brain and Brawn
(This audition tape could be disturbing to some i guess)
Dratini was small and crying as she begged stop stop! And a Salamence, a Garchomp, a Noivern and a Haxorus kept using Outrage nearby me not hitting her.
The Sound of the move Outrage still haunts her to this day.
Then they started rubbing her vagina and since they couldn't fuck her since they were too big, one by one they shoved a finger up there, breaking her hymen. She screamed in pain and begged them to stop as they all kept laughing.
"I think the little slut is stating to like it!"
"Yo bro she's so wet haha!"
"This whore's pussy is so tight! Can't wait till she's a Dragonair so I rape her all day long!"
"Count me in dude!"
"Same! Let's all destroy her small MEEK pussy once she's older!"
They all laughed, Dratini felt humiliated as she had orgasmed.
"YOOOO SHE CAME! HAHAHA"
"LOOKS LIKE THE HORNY BITCH LIKES OUR TRASH TALKING!"
"COME ON WHORE! YOU KNOW YOU WANT OUR DRAGON DICKS UP YOUR SNATCH DON'T YOU!!!"
One of the dragons fingered her.
She came again.
They all kept laughing while Dratini cried embarrassed.
They all left after she fainted from having too many orgasms. She woke up and instantly started crying. She was, so scared and sad and a tear touched her body
Dratini's body began to shine.
No
No no no
NO!!!!
She had evolved into Dragonair.
She was terrified. She didn't want to be raped, she didn't want to be their little sex slave for the rest of her life...
She went outside the cave to flee, run as far away as possible from those horny barbarians. But it was just my luck... She saw them... Coming here...
She knew they saw her.
"Yo! She evolved guys!"
"Let's get her!"
"Come here slut!"
Her heart sunk.
She felt her stomach knot up.
Quickly she went back inside the cave and reached the dead end.
She started crying and shaking.
She saw the Dragon Type bullies come closer and closer. She hoped no one would ever find out of what they did and were gonna do to her.
"Awe look at the little whore she's so scared hahahaha!"
"I bet this slut will love our dicks once we all finished fucking her pussy!"
"Forget about being a parent, if she gets pregnant that will be her problem, none of us will take care of that little bastard haha!"
"Look she's crying! What a cry baby! Hahahahahahahahahha!!!"
All the dragon types laughed as they got closer and closer, too close.
Dragonair decided to keep her dignity. She stopped shaking, wiped her tears and sucked up her pride as she braced myself to being forced into sexual Intercourse.
Then she was gone.
It was all quiet.
Dragonair opened her eyes to hear lots of noise and different pokemon talking.
She was in some sort of island.
Dragonair was lucky enough to be teleported to Mew's New Island.
She heard many pokemon talk.
Dragonair didn't talk at first cause she was still nervous and a little shaken up.
But she got a bit upset when she heard the host, Mew. Said the Prize was berries.
We could just find berries, we didn't need to get more berries! So Dragonair told her that.
"That is stupid, we can just find berries! We don't need a stranger to hand us berries!" Dragonair said clearly pissed off.
I'm pretty sure the rest of what happened, you know.
Palpitoad - The Funny Nitwit
We see Palpitoad cooking with his Seismitoad mother. They both began shitting on bowls. The reason they were pooping is cause they were making Cake Duds.
"Alright eat up!" Palpitoad had a cute smile.
We see a tied up by ropes Politoed look scared as fuck to what Palpitoad was about to force feed her. Then Palpitoad was teleported to Mew's New Island, he wasn't evil just dumb. Very dumb. Seismitoad shrugged seeing her son disappeared and she force feed Politoad The Cake Duds.
Politoad shed a single tear.
Magby - The Nobody
He stared at the fourth wall for 1 second and his audition tape ended. He is nobody.
Foe - The Radical Stoner
In a dark laboratory in the human years, deep underground. There was an experiment, an experiment humans were doing with pokemon.
You see they were trying to make a pokemon with the physical strength of a Scrafty, the illusion abilities of Zoroark and the shapeshifter abilities of a Ditto.
The creation of a new pokemon, one which could change its appearance to any other pokemon like Ditto can, but is actually strong. Would be incredibly cool.
So that's what these Scientist were doing, and they failed again and again and again...
All their subjects either died, or couldn't transform so they were tortured and killed.
However many experiments were being made at the same time and one was looking promising. They nicknamed him a code name.
. F . O . E .
FOE
He was being forced to shapeshift and it worked, he was whipped and electrocuted if he didn't do it. So he learned that he had no free choice.
After being hurt for many years the Scientist dipped The Fusion inside a tube full of green liquid. (The Fusion was Foe's original nickname in season one before being changed to The Radical Stoner)
Now, We see some sort of creature floating around green liquid in a tube.
"Subject 420, Attempt 360. Specimen F . O . E fusion of Zoroark Ditto and Scrafty. Last few attempts have died cause of health reasons let's see if this one will live." Said... A Human!? In a white lab coat.
Other Human scientists nodded and pressed buttons. The glass doors opened and, F . O . E came out.
"First Omnipotent Experiment number 420. Can you hear us?" The Scientist spoke while Foe fell to the ground. He didn't stand up.
Silence.
"It appears Attempt number 420 was also failure, bring in the next-" suddenly the scientist throat was pierced by a Bisharp.
The scientist fell down and died.
The others looked shocked.
The scientist threw out Magneton and Beheeyem.
The Bisharp glanced and suddenly shape shifts Into a Gengar. He sended a powerful Shadow Ball at Beheeyem fainting him.
For turned into a Darmanitan and used Flame Charge at Magneton fainting him. Foe then turned into a Charizard and killed the other scientists.
"Report! Report! Subject 420 has Rebeled and is causing genocide here! Send back up! I repeat send! NO AH!!!!!!" The Scientist gave a blood curling scream as she was speaking to the PA microphone. Before being killed by Foe.
We see Foe in his fusion form start breaking the technology items around the science room. His eyes were red and he was snarling like a wild feral animal.
"Who are you!" Screamed a scientist scared. Foe picked him up by his throat. "We, Are, Foe." For glared and spoke on a dark tone. He then snapped the Scientist throat, killing him.
Foe saw a female Scientist scared as hell. He turned into a Alakazam and teleported away with her.
2 weeks later.
Foe is seen fucking the female Scientist on a dark cave in an unkown region. She looks like she's frowning, but she's used to this.
"Foe I'm hungry..." She asked meekly.
Foe boredly looked at her.
"Can you give me some food? Maybe some human food that's in the city down there?" The female Scientist pointed at the city.
Foe grabbed her and completely destroyed the City with his OP shape shifting powers. He was walking around the destroyed city when he found a store.
"What's this." Foe said looking at a cigarette with an irritated look.
"Oh that's a cigarette, they help relax I guess.." the female Scientist was teached Foe about the real world.
Foe began smoking the cigarette and smiled. "This is pretty good."
The scientist awkwardly ate her food as everyone around her was dead and everything was destroyed.
Foe stole more cigarettes, blunts, joins and cigars. He smoked all of them and loved them all. He was high.
They went home and Foe smoked some more we he brought as many cigarettes as possible; And a lighter of course.
"Yo, sometimes I feel bad for hurting others you know?" Foe asked the scientist who he was fucking right now.
She looked bored but when Foe talked she looked surprised. "Really?" She asked.
"Yea... I guess I'm just mad humans made me into a monster, and hurted me so much with their painful experiments... I guess I just want them to know how I feel, in pain..." Foe frowned.
"Yes Foe, I understand how you feel. But hurting innocent people who did nothing bad to you won't change or punish the people who did... Hurt you.. you're hurting others who did nothing to you for no reason.." she said.
Foe pounded her pussy harder. "Ugh what have I done... I hurted so many people... So many innocent and weak defenseless people! Sometimes I wish I was never given these powers i wish I could never be able to use them..." Foe frowned.
"Well you don't have to use them always, you can always use them only when you really need them, or better yet, to help others!" She spoke.
Foe smiled and finished inside her. I guess smoking really made Foe relax more and have a better mind.
Foe after that apologized asked to help the humans with anything they needed. They seemed reluctant but better Foe helping than killing.
Foe helped a lot, a year passed and the female Scientist was pregnant. She didn't really mind, after getting to know Foe, he was a really sweet guy who was hurt by others in the past.
The experiments the other scientists made Foe go through were painful, they once cutted open his stomach just to see his insides which is why Foe has a huge scar on his stomach, and also cutted his wrists just to see how much pain he could endure. And that's just a few experiments, now you know why that question Pkk did in season one hurted Foe so much, it was Foe how did you get those cuts.
Foe was always beaten and shocked by the scientist. So he felt a lot of anger and rage towards all l humans. But Female Scientist teached Foe that some humans are good and not all are pure evil.
Foe smoked a lot but he was a really nice guy. He always had a shit ton of Cigarettes, Cigars and Blunts hidden inside his big black mohawk. They relaxed him a lot.
Foe never wanted to hurt others ever again, he wanted to be a chill and sweet dude. Never cause pain to others or make others upset. He wanted everyone to be happy, he was really ashamed that he killed almost all the Scientist in the laboratory, Even if they did torture him.
But He helped all the humans and was a genuinely nice dude, he always cared for others and was a cheerful happy, creature thing OC, Foe however still smoked a lot.
Eventually after smoking so much Foe got lung cancer. Female Scientist was sad as hell. Her baby she had with Foe was just 4 years old now and Foe suddenly has Lung Cancer now?
Foe looked sad as he smoked.
"Foe you have to stop smoking.." she said.
"Easy for you to say.." Foe grumbled.
"Foe, you are super powerful and can shape shift into any Pokemon. I believe you're strong enough to beat Smoking Addiction." She smiled at him.
"I love you babe." Foe smiled at her lovingly as he smoked a powerful joint. Which made Foe get really high. Suddenly Foe was teleported to Mew's New Island, all high af bro.
Jigglypuff - The Fairy Planner
We see Jigglypuff write on her notebook. She always planned ahead before doing something. She had a lot of plans for this week, but she didn't plan suddenly being teleported to Mew's New Island.
Pichu - The Sneaky Twat
"I'm Pichu, I'm pretty small but mean! Watch this" The Small Pichu walked towards a huge Machamp, and punched it.
"Fuck you, you're my bitch!" The small af Pichu grinned.
Machamp boredly looked at him and smashed him.
Pikachu - The Sneaky Twat
"I have no scree time."
Crack-A-Chu - The Jerk
"Ha! I am so good not only in challenges but at everything, I can't wait till I win the prize and all those losers you know.. LOSE!" Crack-A-Chu smirked.
Vanillite - The Alliance Swapper
We see her levitating.
Vani the Vanillish - The Alliance Swapper
"I changed my name to be more interesting, it didn't work." Vani frowned.
Aron - The Two faced beetle
"I'm Aron, I love minerals! I am a very nice person and I can't wait till I meet new friends and-" Aron was speaking but then a loud female Aggron voice is head.
"Aron! Time to come eat! We have your favorites, rocks!" Aggron yelled.
"Shut the fuck up mom I am venting! Ahem sorry that was my stupid ass mom anywho, I Aron-" Aron was talking when the Aggron came with a hot metal belt and suddenly started beating up Aron.
Aron screamed.
Lairon - The Two faced beetle
We see Lairon making out with Dusclops. He seems like he's really uncomfortable however. "Oh yes baby, you love me don't you~" Lairon winked.
Dusclops nodded reluctantly.
"Then fuck me, boyfriend~" Lairon giggled.
"Again... That's like the fourth time today." Dusclops frowned.
"Do it. Now." Lairon glared
Dusclops sighed and got to work.
Tyrogue - The Karate Master
"Honor, Dignity, War. Gosh! Hey everyone my name is Tyrogue! I am a very strong pokemon cause I have many mad skills to help me! Anyone who doesn't think I have them is a bunch of IDIOTS! like you Josh! You're a fucking jerk you bully! I'm gonna karate my foot up you ass! Hiya!" Tyrogue tried to do karate but Accidentally fell. "Ouch.."
Togepi - The Eggxelent Nuthouse
"Oh i love fun fun fun fun fun!" We see the Togepi we all know bouncing on a big sleeping Munchlax. "This is my friend Munchlax, he's always sleeping but I still think we're good friends! Why? Well he's the only one that didn't say I am a clingy overly hyper weirdo! That's so nice of him!" Togepi smiled happily as she bounced on Munchlax.
"I love being happy, I hope one day I can show others how powerful happiness and friendship is!" Togepi smiled as she was teleported away. Suddenly the Zzzzzzz snoring Munchlax was also teleported away.
Charmander - The Brute Force
We see Charmander kicking a Caterpie away just for fun. He laughed and taunted it he then bullied a small Sentret by kicking its face.
The Sentrent cried and ran away. Charmander then leaned against the wall cool and smugly. Charmander is a total rude dude.
Charmander was smoking a cigarette. He looked at the fourth wall and grinned. "I'm Charmander-" Then he was interrupted by being teleported to Mew's New Island.
Bulbasaur - The Nasty Threat
We see a Bulbasaur in a dark laboratory, he spoke in a sophisticated voice to the fourth wall. "Good afternoon, my name is Bulbasaur. I am a genius scientist working to learn more about how to make atomic lethal weapon for my pack. I think I can almost pull it off. However if my rival packs ever found out about my genius, I would be stolen, tortured and forced to work for them. Which is why I mastered the skill of pretending to be dumb." The genius Bulbasaur spoke and then looked cross eyed as he looked, really dumb.
"Bulbasaur!" He said and then spoke sophisticated again as he looked smart and confident as hell. "Here underground I am a genius Bulbasaur working on a powerful weapon but when I go to the surface I am nothing more than a dumb feral Bulbasaur. Thanks to my Co Workers and I my skills have gotten even better, No one can figure me out my deception skills are just too good I-" the Bulbasaur was suddenly teleported away.
Duskull - The Strangely Odd Weirdo
We see Duskull staring at a girl Misdreavus, he was breathing heavily as he levitated behind her.
The Misdreavus turned around and saw him breathing heavily behind her. She frowned.
"H-h-hi, I know us ectoplasmic pocket monsters can't really perform coitus, but we can sure as hell try to make some offspring" He spoke in a pretty nerdy voice.
The Misdreavus gave a disgusted look on her face. "Ew you're a weirdo!" She levitated away.
"That was pretty strange dude." Snickered a Banette as he walked nearby and walked towards the girl.
Duskull frowned. "Golly... I guess I can be a little Odd.." He frowned as he was suddenly teleported away.
Dusclops - The Cool Dude
Dusclops had just finished the Wow oWW Woods Woo challenge. Her girlfriend Aron was nuzzling Dusclops and he happily nuzzled her back, they both loved eachother.
Druddigon was glaring at Solrock, who looked bored and Psyduck was being dumb. Squirtle was flexing and Grimer was eating food. Combee was away somewhere and Cryogonal went to be alone, like always.
"Wow it's so cool you evolved Dusclops!" Togepi smiled at him.
"Yea it's pretty cool bro." Foe smoked a cigar.
Dusclops smiled at them. "Thanks guys, I find it pretty cool myself."
"You know most Dusclops only have hands on their bodies so you having arms as well is incredibly rare and doesn't make you look that dumb!" Lunatone looked proud.
Dusclops gave a chuckle and reminded himself to play a... Small totally harmless prank on Lunatone soon, what's the worst that would happen?
"I know right it's so cool that he's a Dusclops!" Aron smiled. "True that! I'm really proud that you evolved, it must've been a pretty big change!" Larvesta smiled at him. Dusclops nodded as he was smiling.
We see Dusclops helping people around Mew's New Island.
"Hey Dusclops do you think you can help me with this?" Asked Turtwig.
"Sure thing." Dusclops smiled as he helped suddenly the audition tape got glitchy and immediately changed to the next one.
Dusclops - The Cold Dude
We see Dusclops look bored and was walking all by himself. Lairon had just been Eliminated with Vani. He was cold, dark, he always liked to stay alone. He didn't help with anyone who asked him for help. His alliance, Team Dot was shady and evil as hell but he knew he had to stay in it to survive for a bit.
His only friend was Mrs Mime but that's only cause they both didn't talk much, however she was somewhere else right now. Dusclops grumbled. "What happened to me.. why do I feel like this..." He looked mad as he leaned against a tree, all by himself.
Dusclops didn't know but he was slowly becoming more and more affected by becoming a Dusclops, a black void of nothingness. Being with Aron helped him not think about that but after she started becoming a huge bitch, Dusclops was consumed by the Darkness of his evolution. Dusclops was bad, even if he didn't mean it.
Dusclops sighed sadly, he didn't want to be bad, but he just was now. "I wonder if I could ever change..." He told himself, he felt empty and alone. He was now cold.
Grimer - The Silly Goofball
Grimer smiled, he looked happily at the fourth wall. He looked both sides for a few seconds and then gave a mighty fart as he giggled. Evolution made Grimer into a rude, mean Cheater but when he was young and silly he was just a harmless little Goofball. Grimer farted again and accidentally pooped. "Oops." He just.. laughed.
Muk - The Silly Goofball
We see Muk smile, he looked both sides to see no one was watching. Then he started picking his nose and pulled out a grimy booger, he then ate it and gave a content burp. Ew this is disgusting let's just change to the next audition tape.
Kirlia - The Cross Dressing Bastard
I am Male, but I hated that seeing as people treated me like an alien just for being male yet looking female. So I moved schools and changed.
I did everything females do. I went to female slumber parties, I went to the female bathrooms, I did photoshoots and wore make-up.
We was in highschool now. I was such a popular pokemon.
A lot of Pokemon asked me out. Males.
I wanted to fall in love with a male. That's what almost all females did.
But, I couldn't.
I was... Straight.
I just played along with their flirts and hanged out with them sometimes but nothing more.
I, Kirlia, was the best in the entire school.
Then it was graduation time.
"And we give a diploma and reward to Shiinotic for being the most studious, always studying will get you far in life!" Mega Audino cheered for him.
Claps.
"And also make him a virgin." A Machoke whispered to a Krookodile and they both snickered.
"Next we have Lucario! For being the most Athletic and fit!" Mega Audino said and Lucario nodded as he got his diploma and reward.
Claps.
"Now for Lopunny for being the hottest girl in school you win prom queen!" Mega Audino cheered.
Claps.
"About time!" Lopunny said finally winning. Kirlia looked confused at this, she always won prom queen-
"You Kirlia, after looking at your school files one final time, you get Prom King." Mega Audino smiled.
I looked shocked.
Silence.
Mega Audino looked at the audience confused. "What's wrong everyone?" She asked.
"Why isn't she prom queen?" Asked a Ivysaur.
"Isn't uh Kirlia a girl?" Said Conkeldurr.
"Yea we voted her to be prom queen again!" Said a Gliscor.
"Nope, we made mistakes in those voting rounds. It turns out Kirlia was never Supposed to participate in those since he's male." Mega Audino frowned.
"WHAT!?!!" The entire school screamed.
I was sweated and shaking.
"What is something wrong?" Mega Audino asked.
"Uh YEAH!!! THAT LITTLE CROSS DRESSING BASTARD IS A DUDE? ALL THIS TIME AND NEVER TOLD US?!??!" Krookodile screamed.
"No! No I'm not! She just got the files wrong or something!" I said spoke nervously like a girl.
"Nope, I didn't get them wrong." Mega Audino said.
Quickly a psychic type levitated my dress. Revealing what I had forgotten I still had. I quickly pulled my dress down and teleported out of there and ran home. Teleporting long distances always drain a lot of stamina.
Even tho I only teleported outside the school I could hear all their laughing and could see them taunting me as some came out just to see me run.
They started running towards me to catch me.
And everything suddenly stopped.
I looked around me and saw many different pokemon.
We had been teleported to some kind of island
Gardevoir - The Shemale
"Ugh! I can't believe it, I look like even more of a girl!" Gardevoir spoke in his manly voice as he was in a bus being drove to his home in Sinnoh. He was eliminated from Mew's New Island, rip.
"Can you stop talking in your guy voice, it's kinda weird..." Said a Koffing.
Gardevoir looked at him annoyed and then looked happy as he spoke in his female voice. "Oh golly of course I can change the way I speak just for you darling! I can also blast you with enough Psychic blasts that would make you crippled to the point of almost being declared dead so if you don't want my foot shoved up you ass you better shut up or prepare to suffer a slow and very painful dead, wild thing~" Gardevoir winked as he just spoked like a girl.
The Koffing looked scared and just levitated to another chair on the bus. Gardevoir rolled his eyes as he leaned on his chair, and looked outside the window boredly. He took no bullshit from anyone, specially now that he was a Gardevoir, he had to be strong...
Cryogonal - The Cold Calculator
We see a Cryogonal all by himself on a icy cave. He stared at the fourth wall and spoke in his cold robotic monotone voice.
"I always been a Cryogonal that didn't need anyone to survive, I am laser confused on my objectives and make sure I get my work done no matter what it is, I just want to calculate my future, is that really that bad? I don't care about anyone else and if I do something then it's for a reason. I always do something for a reason that will benefit me later. Feelings? I don't feel those and I sure as hell, don't care about the feelings of others." Cryogonal glared at the fourth wall with his blue shining eyes, his cold monotone robotic voice was eerie.
Psyduck - The Stray Duck
"Psiaiaiaiaiaiaiaia..." The Psyduck had a dimwitted expression as she looked dizzy and held her head.
Psyduck - The German Brain
"Why should I be brought back to the show? Well I would really spice up the competition. I will make a big impact and I would make everyone realize they shouldn't forget about me." The Psyduck looked clever and smart now.
Mime Jr - The Mime
We see Mime Jr being a mime stuck on a box in the streets of Kalos just to get some money. She barely got any tips even if her mime skills were good af. Mime Jr sighed and then a flier slapped her on her face. She let a silent yelp and looked at the flyer. It said Baby Pokemon, Join The Mew's New Island Afthermathematics! For the chance to join Mew's New Island!
Mime Jr knew what Mew's New Island was, she was silent not a fool. She instantly wanted to join.
"I see you want to join, cool." The PumpKingKing suddenly appeared form behind her.
Mime Jr gave a surprise scream that was silent since nothing came out. "Woah don't have a heart attack yet girl it's not your time. Anywho let's join the show." The PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and they were teleported to the show. Mime Jr looked nervous.
Mrs Mime - The Evil Mime
We see Mrs Mime look kinda stressed, the game was really messing with her head. Seeing her best friend Dusclops be eliminated last night out of nowhere wasn't helping at all. Mrs Mime wanted a chance to control this game, and if she ever got that chance, she would take it as fast as possible.
Joltik - The Idiot
We see a Joltik smile as he placed fake eyelashes on his eyes, now he looked like a girl. "I'm Joltik." She smiled cutely. "Why did I do this? Why not." Joltik said to not break a plot hole or something like that.
Litwick - The Emo Misfit
We see a Litwick doing some sort of satanic ritual on a dark edgy room. Litwick flipped her wax as she looked very bored. "This is a scam." Litwick looked at the demon summon box she buyed and threw it away, it didn't work. She was then teleported to Mew's New Island, she looked annoyed already.
Lampent - The Emo Misfit
Lampent is levitating boredly, she had just finished evolving and Eevee was eliminated, again. She was going to work very hard to go all the way to the very top, and no one would get on her way.
Chandelure - The Emo Misfit
The game was hard, she was now a Chandelure and she was so close to the end yet everyone basically wanted to take her down, Mrs Mime, Cryogonal, Psyduck, Gardevoir, Dusclops and more. They all didn't like her, not like the feeling wasn't mutual. Chandelure however stayed strong as she focused on her plan to win the game.
Totodile - The happy go lucky one
Toilet was depressed. Her parents were arguing because they didn't know how to help her. Totodile knew there was a problem with her, she could only say Gua and nobody understood what she was saying.
Totodile took her diary and began writting while quietly saying, Gua, Gua Gua... Gua Gua and more Guas
This is what she wrote:
Totodile Translation:
So, again,dear diary July 21, 202; like I told you before I been studying a bit and I told my friends and acquaintances about my research I've done about quantum mechanics and physics but it seems like they don't understand? After a few insults I've determined my disability known as speech impediment has lead them to ponder about what I could possibly be saying, it would be amusing if I wasn't constantly ignored and made fun of by how I sound. Apparently I make this annoying Gua sound when I speak. My parents can speak a language everyone can comprehend perfectly but I just can't no matter how I try, I've done everything, went to speech therapy but that's painful in my throat, I've been subjected to various lasers on my throat but that just ended up hurting my everything. People call me ignorant and foolish by my speech but I've determined to be far more intellectually superior than them even tho I am half their age. Perhaps this curse of not being able to speak is also a blessing of Incredible knowledge? Maybe yes that does sound plausible and undeniably connected to my current situation. Or maybe I am just more clever than the rest since my community is completely filled with ignorant nincompoops that can't even divide without using a calculator like I can. Sad how those nitwits always act smarter than everyone else and bully weak and small pokemon yet when a stronger one shows up at least they're smart enough to hide. What has the world come to. Attacking and hurting others, stealing berries and fornicating to populate. I never liked the thought of breeding, having some stick their sexual organ inside of me just for me to give a painful birthing session while the male likely runs off to be with a prettier female, one that can actually talk. Repulsive. I hope I never try it that sounds absolutely revolting, it's almost as disgusting as evolving, everyone is so focused on evolution and how to become stronger and better yet they don't focus about the past rather than an uncontrollable not only psychological but also physical change in the body that is irreversable, maybe evolution could change my voice or maybe it could make it sound more weird and just make me be a very fat and ugly Croconaw either way the risk is too high and there are too many unknown variables. It's a sad feeling seeing my friends and family treat me differently from others just cause of my voice. I am not an Ignoramus I have thoughts and feelings too maybe more than the typical pokemon. Is it so Blasphemous to just ask for a bit of consideration and respect? Maybe I am over thinking it seeing as I wrote so much tonight already, everyday it's so boring I wish one day I could be in a field and talk to many different pokemon Interact with them, learn their likes and dislikes and maybe they could talk to me as well! I wish I could do something all day other than being treated like I am 6 which is half my age and going to the doctor to see what's their newest brilliant techniques that will get rid of my horrific irritating voice which will likely fail and be painful. I just want to play games and laugh with friends without being judged, hopefully one day that could happen but for now I'll just remembered all the insults those bullies tell me, how I am weak and pathetic, how I can't speak right and how I'll never be loved by anyone, I hate them a lot then again a lot of people hate me, even my own parents the ammout of berries they have to waste to take me to the doctor is flabbergasting I feel so ashamed and I give them so much pity I constantly hear them talk at night saying how much berries they're losing cause of me and how stressed they are. No one can understand what I say but I understand what they say and it does it matter. Even if they could hear me properly it would just be a short term solution for this small blue starter. Why was I born like this? Why can't I speak right? Will I ever speak normally? So many questions I've been trying to figure out for so many years yet no clues as of now, sometimes I wish I could die, that way my parents wouldn't had wasted so many berries, that way all the bullying the other pokemon tell me would go away and that way it would be a way I would stop doing that weird Gua sound...anywho good night diary I'll talk to you about the same boring stuff tomorrow I suppose.
Totodile finished writting the message on her diary and sighed sadly as she went to sleep. The next day when she woke up she realized a lot of other pokemon were talking right now and that she was on some sort of island.
Larvesta - The Nice Friend
Larvesta was very known where she lived, she just had such a kind and generous personality that she was friends with everyone. Everyone who hated her didn't hate her after she helped them with their problems. Larvesta loved to help anyone who needed help which is why everyone was so thankful of her and loved her. Larvesta was raised by good parents who teached her friendship and kindness was always the answer, she had a happy life and then was suddenly teleported to season one.
Ninetails - The Nice Milf
Ninetails looked sad, after what happened with Arcanine and Houndoom; she wanted nothing to do with boys. Her son Vulpix was just born as Ninetails had no idea how she would have the money.
Then suddenly a loud light shined in front of her. Ninetails covered her eyes and then looked surprised as she saw a levitating pumpkin headed man.
"Sup, I'm The PumpKingKing! The King of Pumps and Kings or something so like you are a character that was pretty lame on both seasons you participated on so that's why I want to offer you a job as an Aftermath Co-Host for our reality show, I choosed you since you have quite the experience in that department." He said with a single shrug.
"Oh well I do need the money so sure." Ninetails nodded.
"Excellent. I'll teleport you there myself the day the aftermath is live, I hope you being a celebrity can boost our ratings." The PumpKingKing winked and teleported away.
Ninetails saw him leave and looked at her sleeping son Vulpix. God that one night stand with Houndoom went a bit too far to make Vulpix. But what has been done has been done and now she has to work hard as an Aftermath show Co-Host to bring this family ahead.
"So somehow I'll be back on the whole reality show thing again, at least I won't be competing, thank god." Ninetails smiled kindly. (Fun Fact: Ninetails competes with Suicunte in The second Ridonculous Race season I did as a duo so yea Ninetails would eventually compete as well)
Suicunte - The Arrogant Beauty
Suicunte growled, she was all by herself in a bar drinking some beer and smoking a cigar.
"Well well well look who I ran into after all these years." A cocky female voice said.
Suicunte turned around and saw a pink levitating cat like pokemon. She had long feet and tail, her nose bumpy as hell. Instantly Suicunte snarled "Mew!"
"You missed me! Admit it you missed me~" Mew teased.
"Like hell I did! After all the dick shit you pulled in The Arceus Competition, no wonder you have no friends now!" Suicunte growled.
"Hey I have friends Suicunte." Mew frowned.
"Don't call me that, ever! My name is Suicune!" Suicunte lied hehe.
"Whatever you say Suicunte, anywho wanna join my reality show as a Aftermath Host?" Mew gave a cute smile.
"Ha! Fat chance, I know you hate me, are you only asking me only cause the other Legendaries refused." Suicunte asked.
"Yes." Mew gave a pokerface.
"Well I won't host your damn show." Suicunte drank her beer.
"Awe come on, you rather stay in this boring pathetic bar than host my super cool Aftermath show?" Mew spoke.
"Hey did you just say my bar is boring and pathetic." A Cofagrigus bartender frowned.
"Duh, look at this cavern, it looks so dull and lonely. I know you been hurt in The Arceus Competition but this could give you some Screentime plus you'll get paid." Mew nudged Suicunte.
Suicunte looked annoyed and looked at her wallet, she had no money inside. She then sighed and looked at Mew annoyed. "Fine, I will be your Aftermath Host." She spoke
"Excellent! This shall be very fun!" Mew gave a cute smile and then grinned. Suicunte just rolled her eyes boredly, she was irritated.
Mew - The More Superior Legendary
"And the winner of The Arceus Competition is .. Mew..." Arceus Announced.
"Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes haha take that losers!" Mew taunted all the other Legendaries.
They were all glaring and growling at Mew. Mesprit glared, Lunala looked indifferent, Suicunte snarled, Registeel grumbled, Marshadow growled. And those were just a few, all the legendaries were there.
"I always knew I would win." Mew posed.
"Don't you even care about us, we worked hard to help you." Celebi frowned.
"Psh whatever." Mew shrugged.
The other Legendaries glared even more.
"Mew for winning the show you get to skip out on all your Legendary duties and do whatever you want I guess." Arceus looked bored.
Mew grinned.
1 year later.
Mew had done everything she wanted to do, there was now Nothing left.
Having the power of not having any responsibilities meant Mew had a lot of free time, so she did everything she wanted whenever she desired.
Now Mew had done everything she wanted and just levitated as she was on a deserted island all by herself, she had no friends so she had no one to talk to after all this time, Mew felt kinda lonely, she wanted to bring others into her life.
Her life was pointless after doing everything, and now she felt alone... So-
Mew was incredibly bored... seriously, there was nothing to do, most fossil Pokemon were well 'gone' in a way, after all a lot of time did pass after... that... happened.
Mew looked at the sky and she knew, she knew Arceus was most likely looking at her, not that she cared...she was busy thinking of what to do to pass her time...
She could bother other legendary Pokemon, but she was not feeling in her usual mood lately.
She did everything, a lot of wild and crazy things in these years. She now kinda wanted others to do crazy things like she did in The Arceus Competition, to entertain her. The more she thought about it, the more she loved the idea.
Then out of nowhere she summoned some random Pokemon from who knows where they came from or what they were doing, they all started to scream, but Mew stared at them and got a idea, so she spoke in very formal words.
"Greetings Contestants! I am Mew and Please welcome to my island!" Spoke Mew, The Pink small cat like pokemon giggled as her long tail and feet floated around.
The contestants looked up at her and I'm sure you know what happened afterwards.
The PumpKingKing - The King of Pumpkins and Pimp of Kings!
The PumpKingKing was boredly using his magic to clean the streets of Royal Kingdom. "You know what, that's it." The PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and teleported in front of a big brown quadrupled dog. She was wearing a cape and a big crown.
"Yo so I decided that I'm quitting." The PumpKingKing said with a cute OwO face.
"What, but your debt for almost destroying the entire world is far from over.." said Queen Doge.
"Well yea but this community labor thing is kinda eh boring." The PumpKingKing shrugged. "So here are your choices, you either let me leave and do whatever I want or I start destroying the whole world again and this time I won't give up for pity reasons." He gave a grin.
Queen Doge looked nervous.
"Alright alright fine you're free just don't hurt us please.." She said scared.
"Nice thing we understand eachother." The PumpKingKing smirked and snapped his fingers as he teleported away. He went to many different places and even traveled through time.
Eventually in his endless pursuit of finding entertainment he saw a pink cat like pokemon levitating. "Woah a time where pokemon were still alive? I must've went really back in time." The PumpKingKing rubbed his chin.
"Hey what you doing." The PumpKingKing smiled.
Mew turned around and examined The PumpKingKing. "Who are you." Asked Mew.
"My name is The PumpKingKing. I see you're hosting some sort of show huh cool how about you let me Co-Host uh whatever this is and I'll lend you a bit of my magical powers, I been doing that to you for a few days so the time space blast doesn't kill us and consume us all." The PumpKingKing chuckled.
Mew looked confused as hell. "Uh sure you can join welcome to Mew's New Island I am sure you'll love it here." Mew smiled happily, she wasn't used to having visitors.
"Oh, this will be very entertaining." The PumpKingKing smirked. Finally he found something that would entertain him for a while.
(That's all!!!)
Wow now THAT was a long af chapter, anywho maybe that will change the perspective of some characters for y'all, or not who knows anywho thanks for reading, next chapter should be out idk when.
