Wrong Cloud, Ground Round! Part 1
The rusty beaten up Plane was flying high in the sky as then the point of view gets closer to the front window and we see Mew and The PumpKingKing are in the cockpit smiling.
The Recap music starts.
"Let's recap everything that happened so far on part one of this season! We brought 40 All-Star players to the final season, forced all them to sing! And made four teams! Handy got eliminated first cause of Janitor, then Totodile was out for not singing, Crack-A-Chu tied with Eevee but was eliminated and Yanma was Eliminated shortly afterwards! Muk was voted out after that for being an Annoying nuisance! And Baby was gone for not singing! Chandelure was eliminated along with Dhelmise, which meant Bulu Bulls, lost more than half of their team in less than 6 episodes." Mew grinned.
Then The Pumpkingking spoke. "So phase two hit and now there were new teams, 3 teams to be exact! Skarmory was eliminated for being annoying as hell, Eevee made a little dinosaur friend evolving into Flareon while Dusclops stole a little dinosaur guy and shoved him inside his black hole body and then after that Lairon was eliminated for being a total bitch! Solrock and Druddigon were Eliminated cause of the evil Musharna and Psyduck, there was phase 3 which formed two different teams! Cyndaquil and Janitors were Eliminated but OOM sacrificed herself for Janitor who didn't care she was gone so they were Eliminated cause of the Evil Janitor, Janitor fucked Wigglytuff who was a Jigglypuff before and they both got a rare reward!" The Pumpkingking smirked.
"Numel then died and Dusclops stole Numels rare candy and Mothim was eliminated! Janitor was out with Gardevoir since Gardevoir tried to manipulate the idiot duo Joltik and Palpitoad who evolved into Seismethtoad to do his bidding with his femenine charm. Vani was gone cause she didn't sing and kept melting and she was also Eliminated with Wigglytuff but then she used a Rare Candy and was safe eliminating Dragonair and Mienfoo who they both evolved. Then Lunatone was brain washed by Psyduck and Dark Musharna making him into a total asshole, Lunatone killed some random guy named Donald Trump and Squirtle was voted out for being a doo doo head!" Mew smiled.
"Lunatone was then voted out cause he kept treating everyone like shit! The merge hit and the viewers voted Sylveon to win a common candy and four contestants rejoined they were Handy, Totodile, Crack-A-Chu and Yanma! Volcarona found out the secret of Dark Musharna that she and Psyduck brainwashed Lunatone and then Volcarona was voted out cause of knowing that! Then we had a viewer voting to see who would get a Common Candy and who would be eliminated! Lucah the Lucario won the Common Candy and Dusclops was voted out but he used the Common Candy he won from surving White Forest Run! and was safe eliminating the Annoying Yanma in the process! What a shame, she was eliminated as soon as she rejoined the game again." The Pumpkingking was driving the plane happily.
"Now we will show the contestants lots of new players, twists and harsh Challenges as we are getting closer to the end! They'll have to endure disgusting foods, difficult painful challenges and eachother for the chance to win The One Wish! So get ready to fly because we're saving YOU- *points at the fourth wall aka You!* -a first class seat for all the Action! Romance! And Drama! Right here on Mew's! Newest! ALL-STARS! LEGENDARY! WOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD TTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" Mew sung as we had a far away front view of the rusty beaten up gray plane.
"I think you broke my eardrums bruh." The Pumpkingking told her.
"Sorry!" Mew chirped awkwardly.
(Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour Intro - Since this is the last time the regular intro will be used might as well remake it a bit)
Total Drama World Tour Intro Song*
Many Camaras come from many hidden locations of the plane, one even pushed out Goob Goob who was hiding inside the planes wing engine. Then the point of view is teleported to inside the plane I'm fancy first class where Mew Dodges you all happily and then we reach the cockpit where The Pumpkingking grins as he's flying the plane. The point of view breaks the window as we get a look at the plane for a second before we dive into the water.
We mom and dad I am doing fine,
You guys are always on my mind,
You asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is clear to see,
I want to be Famous!
When the bubbles clear we see a sleeping Munchlax and Togepi waving from a small boat, Dhelmise was the anchor of the raft and she had many facial expressions, then Squirtle comes and kicks Togepi sending her flying, he laughs but then she comes back like a boomerang pushing him into the water. Togepi begins giggling and Squirtle looked mad but then gave a small smile, we quickly switch to a place where Lairon is kissing a bored Dusclops who then turns to look uncomfortably. Magby is leaning on a tree sadly when Gardevoir waves at him smiling. This makes Magby form a small smile.
I want to live close to the sun,
So go pack your bags cause I've already won!
Nothing to lose and everything in my way!
I swear I'll win one day! Cause~
I wanna be famous!~~
We see Druddigon and Munna talking in the forest, Munna has a bit of a smirk on her face. When the part I wanna live close to the sun was sung, Solrock came out a bit from hiding from a bush nearby. Then the point of view switches to Janitor trying to kill Baby but being held back by OOM and having Handy in his face. Baby looks aloof, Cyndaquil and Yanma were both fighting Makuhita and Muk was pointing at himself with his thumbs while Chandelure glared at him from far away, her hair cool af.
We see Eevee form a plan on the dirt and smile then we see Trump make a way better plan on a black board, Jigglypuff, Mienfoo, Psyduck, Vani the Vanillish, Dragonair and Crack-A-Chu cheer for him. Eevee growls and then Sylveon smiled as she pats her head with her ribbons which makes Eevee look at her frowning and confused, a Kabuto is in the corner looking at Eevee with Interest.
We see Lucah the Lucario and Foe surfing on surfboards on top of a big wave, Lucah waved at the camara a bit while Foe was smoking and smirking, then both fell into the water and the splash made a clean transition towards the next players.
Na na na na na na! na na na na na na! na na na na na na NA NA NA NA!!!!
We see Lunatone, Volcarona and Totodile crossing a street smugly, Lunatone was saying lots of useless random facts, Volcarona looked happy and was doing a cringy dance while Totodile confidently perambulated on the side walk happily. Then the MNA-SLWT Plane came extremely low almost hitting them, so all three of them ducked and looked at the plane flying away with all having different facial expressions of what just happened!
We see a front view of the plane for a few seconds as then the plane begins to fly all over the world hurting or even Destroying some land marks of the Pokemon world! Joltik was attached to the end of the plane refusing to let go no matter what, he looked scared as hell!
I want to be! I want to be!! I want to be famous!!!
I want to be!!!! I want to be!!!!! I WANT TO BE FAMOUS!!!!!
We see in the mess hall The Pumpkingking has an insane look on his face as he is holding a fist full of poisoned toxic berries ready to feed the players, we see Numel, Mothim, Skarmory and Palpitoad tied up by ropes and shaking as they glanced at eachother scared and then at then looked at Pumpkingking with a even more terrified look. Then someone takes the camara, it was Vespiqueen who begins posing as random pokemon began taking pictures of her, she poses for a bit before she is wet cause Mew dumped a bucket of water on her, Vespiqueen looks angry and Mew begins giggling.
Then in the Control Room the Pumpkingking is smiling and gives a crazy smirk as he tilts the plane making many contestants fall out from the plane into the sky without any of them having parachutes!
Whistles*
They're all teleported to the ground and the plane also appears behind them saying Welcome to Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! Out of nowhere Joltik falls from the sky hurting himself on the floor but somehow not dying in the process making Numels bored expression turn into a slight surprised one.
(Intro End)
We zoom in on the Kalos region.
All the contestants we all know were there.
Wigglytuff, Psyduck, Dark Musharna and Dusclops looked bored.
Totodile and Vespiqueen was talking with Togepi and Munchlax.
Foe was talking with Lucah the Lucario
Joltik and Seismethtoad were happy being dumb
Sylveon was talking to a very bored looking Flareon.
Makuhita was asleep and Magby was far away in a corner alone.
Handy was crawling and Crack-A-Chu kicked it away. "Haha later loser!" He grinned.
"Ugh would you stop that I am bored as fuck!" Dark Musharna screamed.
"Crikey Mate, it's true those two bludgers haven't moved a single echo ever since 8 months ago." Lucah spoke fixing her fedora.
Then we see The PumpKingKing and Mew with a deadpan straight face, levitating in place. Vespiqueen tried to touch them but her arm passed right through them.
"Its quite surprising we don't run out of food, but this place is still so boring with the hosts kinda just frozen and unable to be touched." Psyduck frowned.
"But, why don't we leave eh?" asked Seismethtoad
"You nitwit, you forgot we walked all over the Kalos region and the entire region is surrounded in a dome of magic, we legit cant leave and we been trapped here for 8 months!" Wigglytuff yelled.
"Are we gonna stay here forever?" asked Togepi scared.
"I don't know, but at least we are together and if we work together we can overcome anythin-" Lucah spoke and then was interrupted.
(MUSICAL DING!)
"WHAT THE FUCK ITS THE MUSICAL DING!" all the contestants screamed.
"i haven't felt so glad to hear one of those sitting musical things!" Wigglytuff smiled.
"Perhaps if we sing the show will continue." Psyduck grinned.
"Then let's do it!" Cheered Togepi.
(Pokemon XY - Champion Diantha Theme)
Togepi: "We~"
Vespiqueen: "Been~"
Wigglytuff: "Stuck in this motherfucking spot, why aren't they doing anything!!!!" She pointed at Mew and Pumpkingking staring blankly and levitating.
Foe: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Lucah: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Seismethtoad and Joltik: "We are, we are!"
Sylveon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Flareon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dusclops: "We are, we are.." He said unethusiasticly
Wigglytuff: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dark Musharna: "We're stuck in Kalos"
Crack-A-Chu: "We are, we are!!!!"
Vespiqueen: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Munchlax: "We're stuck in Kalos.." He said drowsy.
Totodile: "GUA GUA, GUA GUA!" She smiled.
Psyduck: "We been stuck in this place for fuckings months!"
Dark Musharna: "Why the hell aren't they doing anything!"
Wigglytuff: "They're just floating there barely breathing!"
Crack-A-Chu: "Come on we wanna continue with the show!"
Dusclops: "But they don't move in any way!"
Lucah: "Stay here one day we'll come back was the last they say!"
Magby: "Come on! we just want to continue with the show..."
Togepi: "Come on its fine! Let's all cheer up, let's have fun and look around~ safe and sound!"
Dark Musharna: "Don't you get it!~ There is nothing to do!~ We looked everywhere and there is nowhere else to move!~"
Psyduck: "We been stuck in this place for 8 months!~ Now we done everything and we're bored as fuck!!!!! Oh!~"
Foe: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Lucah: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Seismethtoad and Joltik: "We are, we are!"
Sylveon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Flareon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dusclops: "We are, we are.." He said unethusiasticly
Wigglytuff: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dark Musharna: "We're stuck in Kalos"
Crack-A-Chu: "We are, we are!!!!"
Vespiqueen: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Munchlax: "We're stuck in Kalos.." He said drowsy.
Totodile: "GUA GUA, GUA GUA!" She smiled.
Foe: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Lucah: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Seismethtoad and Joltik: "We are, we are!"
Sylveon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Flareon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dusclops: "We are, we are.." He said unethusiasticly
Wigglytuff: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dark Musharna: "We're stuck in Kalos"
Crack-A-Chu: "We are, we are!!!!"
Vespiqueen: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Munchlax: "We're stuck in Kalos.." He said drowsy.
Totodile: "GUA GUA, GUA GUA!" She smiled.
Psyduck: "We been stuck in this place for more than half a year!~"
Wigglutuff: "Why do they stand still and don't move at all!"
Dark Musharna: "I just want them to fucking fall!"
Magby: "Some of us just want to continue with the game..."
Joltik: "There is no pain!"
Seismethtoad: "So no Powerful, Wish Gain!"
Lucah: "Now sadly!"
Foe: "Our lives!
Dusclops: "Feel so plain..."
Makuhita: "Ugh I just wanna continue with the show..."
Vespiqueen: "Oh how devine! But Its Kalos guys! Look at all the fancy homes and stores around us, I wanna get it all and buys!!!~"
Psyduck: "What are you talking about! You can't buy anything, the Kalos region is empty so you don't have a mortgage!"
Seismethtoad: "Wait houses can get engaged?"
Dusclops: "Ugh I'm fucking surrounded by morons!"
Dark Musharna: "Sadly we gotta accept it cause there is nothing else to do, oooooooh!~"
Foe: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Lucah: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Seismethtoad and Joltik: "We are, we are!"
Sylveon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Flareon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dusclops: "We are, we are.." He said unethusiasticly
Wigglytuff: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dark Musharna: "We're stuck in Kalos"
Crack-A-Chu: "We are, we are!!!!"
Vespiqueen: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Munchlax: "We're stuck in Kalos.." He said drowsy.
Totodile: "GUA GUA, GUA GUA!" She smiled.
Foe: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Lucah: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Seismethtoad and Joltik: "We are, we are!"
Sylveon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Flareon: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dusclops: "We are, we are.." He said unethusiasticly
Wigglytuff: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Dark Musharna: "We're stuck in Kalos"
Crack-A-Chu: "We are, we are!!!!"
Vespiqueen: "We're stuck in Kalos!"
Munchlax: "We're stuck in Kalos.." He said drowsy.
Totodile: "GUA GUA, GUA GUA!" She smiled.
Handy was doing hand signs. It said Kalos.
(Song End)
"Man that song was pretty cringe" The Pumpkingking smiled.
"Pumpkingking!" The contestants yelled.
"The one and only on this and all dimensions." He smugly leaned on the air as he levitated.
"Where the hell were you!" Yelled Psyduck.
"Why were you gone for so long!" Dark Musharna yelled.
"What happened to your show!" Wigglytuff said not calmly.
"GUAGUAGUAGUAGUAGUA!!!!!" Totodile spoke.
"Where is the Kalos stripclub again?" asked Seismethtoad.
Silence and stares at him.
"To answer your questions, the stripclub is on Laverre City." PumpKingKing smiled and Mew giggled.
"Pumpkingking!" They all yelled.
"Ugh, fine fine, we been stuck in a Time Space Blast." Pumpkingking rolled his eyes.
"A time space blast?" Asked Psyduck.
"Not even i know exactly what happened but he sure as hell looked tired when I woke up from my daze." Mew spoke.
"Look i don't wanna explain it too much but Time and Space were breaking all around us since Dialga and Palkia are dead." Pumpkingking smiled.
Some contestants felt indifferent and others looked guilty.
"So using my godly powers i am stitching and holding Time and Space from breaking." Smiled Pumpkingking.
"You're that powerful?" Asked Dark Musharna not believing him.
"Oh trust me, he is." Dusclops looked bored.
"Are we gonna continue with the show?" Asked Foe.
"Oh for sure!" Mew snapped her nonexistent fingers and the magical dome around Kalos was gone. "The game to get a magical wish will now continue!" Mew smiled.
"Yay!" Everyone cheered and some contestants even hugged eachother.
"However! Why let you all have all the fun, that's right, We're making contestants rejoin! First one coming back is Mienshao!" Mew snapped her fingers and Miensho poofed into reality.
"What the, hey I was just about to eat my salad with my fiancé!" Mienshao yelled.
"Were we gone for that long?" yelled Vespiqueen scared.
"Yes but actually no, inside the dome time went slower, for you it was 8 months for everyone else-" Pumpkingking grinned.
"I met Scrafty 1 week after I was eliminated, we dated 1 month after that and this 4th month we just got engaged." Mienshao shrugged and then smiled. "He's the one." She giggled.
Odd looks.
"Next is Baby!" Mew yelled.
"Gu ga goo" Baby smiled.
"Bruh, Baby?! You couldn't pick anyone better?" Said Magby bored.
"Nope, now we have DT!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.
"Oh, I am revived, well let the games continue then." Donald Trump spoke in his outdated voice.
Players groaned when they saw Donald Trump, they weren't the fondest of the egotistical billionaire human.
"Eva the Salazzle is also rejoining." Mew smiled.
"But wasn't she like, not even on the original cast?" asked Magby.
"Well she joins now." Mew deadpanned.
"Oh how glad I am to finally join the show, I cant wait to play the game with all of you." She gave a small grin.
"Everyone welcome Vani the Vanillish!" Smiled Pumpkingking.
"Dont even talk to me, I was forced to come back here by force!" Vani yelled.
Wigglytuff, Psyduck and Dark Musharna looked at her annoyed.
"Also returning due to popular demand is Druddigon and Mothim!" Mew smiled.
A lot of players seemed happy to see Druddigon back, other villains not so much.
"Haha its good to see you all, let's try our best k buddy." Druddigon smiled at Mothim and he gave a small smile as he nodded.
"We also have Solrock and Gardevoir!" Mew nodded.
Dusclops looked at Solrock with a slight glare, no one noticed this. Magby hugged Gardevoir and said he missed him.
"Oh I missed you too bud." Gardevoir smiled.
"One more huh, hmmm oh I know!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Numel was back alive.
"Ow, my back aches." Numel complained.
"GASP CAMEL MAN!" Vespiqueen rushed to Numel to hug him. "Ow ow ow Queen B you're squeezing me too hard!" Numel shook his tiny legs trying to free himself from the Queen Bee
"Pumpkingking I desire to join the show." A cold intimidating voice was heard.
They all turned around to see a tall, strong looking, black droid.
"Ah J4N-R glad to see you rejoin!" Pumpkingking smiled.
"Is that..." Magby looked afraid.
"...Janitor? yep." Gardevoir also frowned.
All the contestants felt intimidated by his looks and voice.
"Dont be afraid, I am here just to test out how this new body feels, I do not mean to cause fights with any of you, i even have plans on taking them out." J4N-R pointed at the villains who looked shocked.
The good guys smiled.
J4N-R (Team Z): "I decieved them, sure I'll try to take down those others when the opportunity arises, but I won't be sabotaging them on purpose, seeing as the good guys are in larger quantity, lowering their ally capacity is my number one goal for obtaining the powerful Wish." He spoke in his new voice.
"Hello!" OOM waved as her new body looked more sexy than before.
"Oh yea welcome back to OOM!" Pumpkingking smiled, "Goob Goob also joins cause what the hell." He shrugged.
"Goob Goob" Was all Goob Goob said.
"Oh also." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and a few contestants felt their heads hurt. These specially being Flareon, Druddigon, Togepi, Solrock, Magby, and among others.
"I just gave you all your memories from Alternate Universes, 3 of them being Mews Dramatic Action, Mews Toxic All-Stars and some weird baby season." Pumpkingking shrugged.
"ugh this new memory of dating Dark Musharna makes me wanna puke." Druddigon looked tired.
"Why did I vote myself of so close to the finale, am I that stupid?" Magby holded his head in pain.
"Hey why was i so bitchy in those other universes!" Flareon yelled.
"Why was i so bored on the Action season, that seems pretty out of character." Numel looked bored.
"Okay so how about we bring NEW contestants!" Mew yelled.
"What?!" a lot of players yelled.
"Hey we need some brand new fresh blood okay." Mew spoke as Pumpkingking snapped is fingers and a huge box appeared behind him.
"First one is-" Mew pointed at the box and it disappeared.
"Wow i can't believe I actually joined the show, this is so dang cool, hello everyone I'm so excited to meet you, my name is Yamper let's all do good alright!" Yamper looked happy.
"Awe what a cute good boy! yes you are yes you are, you want the ball here is the ball!" Togepi threw him Joltik and Yamper caught him and used him as a rag doll playfully, Joltik screamed in horror.
"We also have! Glaceon!" Mew smiled as a brand new box appeared and then disappeared.
"Yo this is cool, hi I'm Glaceon, let's all try to be chill, k man" Glaceon looked relaxed.
"Heh I like him." Foe grinned.
"Give it up for Skwovet!" Mew smiled and Skwovet.
He was eating a huge sandwich. "Oh hey everyone I hope you're all ready to eat cause i am the best at these eating contests!" He spoke with his mouth full.
"This isn't a eating contest bud, you applied for the wrong thing hehe, anywho now we have-" Pumpkingking pointed at the next box
"Ugh I told you I didn't want to join this stupid show!" A Male Indeedee told his sister.
"Psh stop being such a grouch and enjoy life for once!" The Female Indeedee seemed happy.
"In and DeeDee, welcome to the show." Mew smiled.
"Ugh I hope you guys vote me out fast cause I will not stand being near weirdos like you for more than one episode!" In yelled.
"Hes really nice once he warms up to people." DeeDee smiled at everyone.
"Stonjourner!" Mew pointed at him.
The pile of stones had a blank expression on his face.
"Not much of a talker isn't he?" Asked Makuhita.
"Nope!" Pumpkingking levitated him to the side where the contestants were.
"Ugh get away from me pile of stones!" Flareon seemed nervous. Sylveon frowned.
Flareon (Team Z): "Ugh! There is something about that... thing, that i just don't like.." She seemed uncomfortable.
"Next is Krookodile!" Smiled Pumpkingking.
"Hey everyone! Nice to meet you all!" Krookodile walked towards the contestants and stood smiling.
"Now we have-" Mew pointed a small ice larva thingy.
"Ha! These weak losers are the one I will.be competing against, they should just give the prize to me seeing as I am the Winner!" Snom grinned as she slid towards the contestants, they stared at her small size annoyed.
Mothim felt sad being called a Loser.
"Snom is our new 8th contestant!" Pumpkingking smiled.
"And probably the first one to leave out of them." Druddigon whispered to Solrock, and if she had a mouth, she would've gave a small smile from her usual permafrown
"Here is Trubbish!" Mew smiled.
"Ugh why am I here I suck, the world sucks I can't do anything right." Trubbish looked sad.
"He's pretty relatable.." Mothim frowned.
"Wait you brought my brother into the show!?" Gardevoir looked shocked.
"We brought two moms on this show, you honestly didn't expect that?" Mew looked at Gardevoir bored.
"Two sheilas?" Lucah asked.
"Haha you still be speaking with them slang my small magpie." a big Kangaskawearing a vest and bigger hat than Lucah appeared.
"CRIKEY! Mum?! what are you doing here!" Lucah looked shocked.
"Well seeing as you had such a lackluster performance in your two seasons I'd say it's time for a real Australian to join this party." Kangaskhan spoke with a deep Australian accent as she then laughed.
Lucah blushed
Glaceon (Team Z): "Yo, I am like also Australian but it wasn't worth saying, didn't wanna ruin the mood and be a pain in the ass or should I say pain in the aussie hehe." He laughed.
"Welcome Girafarig!" Mew smiled.
"I hate you! No I hate you! I hate you more! Well I hate you morest!" The front head of Girafarig was aruguing to the back head.
"How dysfunctional." Dusclops spoke.
"Indeed, now let's give a hand to Hatterene!" Mew pointed at her.
A beautiful Hatterene appeared.
All the boys looked in awe.
"Greetings, I hope we can all enjoy this game together." Hatterene smiled kindly.
The boys dumbly nodded, and the girls seemed jealous.
"Hey look its Smeargle!" Mew said.
Smeargle was painting. "Ah magific, this shall be moi magnum opus in art, it is almost complete!" Smeargle was painting.
Pumpkingking teleported him to the contestants side and his paint fell on topofnhis cambas.
"4 week, it took me four damn weeks to create moi masterpiece!" Smargle glared, he spoke in a French Kalos accent.
"Yea yea, now we have-" PumpKingKings pointed at another box opening
"Jaja ola! Mi name is Ludicolo, I'm sure we'll all get along and be cool, how about we strong men do the hard work while las mamacitas stay there and just look pretty for us Jaja!" Ludicolo looked happy, the men seemed amused with him while most females frowned.
Ludicolo while walking to the contestants saw Hatterene.
"Asu Mare! Orale! Hey there Bella rose, you looking muy buena wey!" Ludicolo grinned.
"You can look but don't touch." Hatterene smiled as she did no finger motions.
"Opa! Understood princessita jaja!" Ludicolo laughed and stood next to Seismethtoad far away. "Ey that puta be looking sexy eh compadre?" Ludicolo nudged him.
"Sorry I don't understand German." Seismethtoad frowned.
Then a black and white human appeared, he had a weird arm band, and had weird old timey General clothes?
"Das sind also die neuen Feinde, die ich besiegen muss, um mein mächtiges Reich mit meinem Wunsch stärker denn je zurückzubringen." Adolf Hitler spoke glaring around.
"Yea pretty much!" Pumpkingking smiled.
"sie bereiten sich besser auf eine sehr schmerzhafte Niederlage von mir vor" Adolf Hitler walked professionally to the contestants side.
"I don't like him, he's scary." Togepi frowned. Munchlax was sleeping.
"How can you let such a dangerous man join the competition." Donald Trump yelled.
"Well we only allowed him in after we confiscated all of his guns and knifes, seeing as you aren't allowed to use them to harm others." Pumpkingking spoke.
J4N-R snapped his fingers as if he were to say, damn.
"So next we have Adam!" Mew pointed at the box.
"Hi." Adam spoke normally.
"verabscheuungswürdig deine Art riecht nach Jude, ich habe ein Auge auf dich Imperiumsverräter" Adolf Hitler glared.
"Uh what is he saying?" Asked Adam
"Maybe something about Chocolate!" Seismethtoad smiled.
"Here is Morpeko!" Mew smiled.
A small cute mouse thing came out. "Oh hello everyone nice to meet you, My name is morpeko and I hope you all HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY DAY! oh my stars so sorry about that hehe, I have a FAGGOT SHITTY ASS twitch that random comes out, I think you're all MIDGET ASS PISS, oh hehe I mean nice." Morpeko was in her full belly mode when she spoke cutely and rapidly turned into her hangry mode when she was screaming.
The contestants just stared at her shocked.
"Here is Alcremie!" Pumpkingking pointed at her.
"Hello everyone, I am glad I joined here, my goal is to have sex with all of you!" Alcremie smiled.
Stares.
"Well that escalated quickly." Druddigon spoke surprised as Solrock got in front of him.
"Oh my yes I'm sorry, my nymphomania is something I can't cure but can relieve with sexual stimulus, I hope you're all willing to have sex with me." Alcreamie smiled.
"Welp time to lose them trousers." Seismethtoad began taking off the belt holding his blue jeans we was wearing out of nowhere.
"Ew no dude!" Joltik yelled covered in Yamper saliva. He was finally free.
Alcremie giggled and slides towards the contestants.
"Psst hey perra, how much for a rapidin of Cinco minutos" Ludicolo whispered to her.
She giggled. "I'm free babe" Alcreamie winked.
The males looked happy with her, most of the females weirded out.
"I like her!" Sylveon smiled. "Mom!" Flareon yelled.
"Here is Lollipop and Sotp Sign!" Pumpkingking said boredly.
"Another tedious reality show to win a prize, oh if only I wasn't judged because I am an object unlike you all." The purple Lollipop spoke as she noticed all the contestants stared at the 6 foot tall Lollipop.
"Dont worry ma'am as long as I'm here, no one will be able to break the law! I am Officer Sotp Sign ready to follow the executive branch of duty for my patriots in america!" Sopt Sign saluted. It was literally a Stop sign with arms and legs just like Lollipop.
Even more stares.
"Finally another real american on this show." Donald Trump smiled.
"Um.. I'm also american.." Adam spoke.
"Oh that makes it even better." Donald Trump grouped near Adam and Sotp Sign.
"Here is Magikarp." Mew said boredly.
"I am so useless, nobody wanted me in Total Skarmory Island..." Magikarp frowned.
"Wait Skarmory has a show now!?" Druddigon said shocked.
"Months passed so yee." PumpKingKings smiled as the sad fish hopped to the contestants side.
"Hey Wooloo!" Smiled Mew.
"Oh hello everyone! Hope we can all get along!" Wooloo smiled as she rolled to the contestants.
"Bruh how many contestants are left, my ass is itchy." Makuhita yelled.
"We're almost done! anywho here is Scorbunny!" Mew smiled.
"Hey guys! I'm Scorbunny! I hope you're all in top fit shape because physical challenges are my specialty woohoo!" Scorbunny was trotting in place than she quickly ran towards the contestants side.
"Damn she's faster than a supermarket wheelchair for fat people!" Seismethtoad looked shocked.
"Here is Toxtricity!" Mew looked bored.
Cool music played as Toxtricy entered then he walked to the contestants side confidently and pushed Gardevoir aside.
"Hey what gives!" He yelled.
Toxtricity glared at him. "You talking back to me faggot?"
Gardevoir looked shocked and frowned as he just backed away.
Foe frowned. "Yo that dude is really freaky." He told Lucah.
"Psh says the one who is a fucking disgusting fusion." Toxtricity was smoking a cigarette.
Foe looked upset and Lucah glared at Toxtricity
"uhhhh Pincurchin." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and he appeared.
"Oh... back in my day we used to walk instead this new fancy dandy air travel!" Pincurchin complained then stopped when he saw Druddigon, Magby, Wigglytuff, Baby, Munchlax, Lollipop and Togepi.
"Are you okay mister?" Asked Togepi.
"Oh its fine you wippersnapper don't worry about it. I'll do the worrying ho ho ho." Pincurchin walked far away from them.
"Galorian Ponyta!" Pumpkingking spoke.
"Uh isn't my actual name Galarian Ponyta?" She asked.
"Every pokemon region has O on the name, Kanto, Jotho, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Alola, Kalos, Rikoto, Cornera and Galor to name a few, The only weird ones are the Kaskade and Leweka Regions, so from now on you're Galorian Ponyta." He spoke and teleported her to the contestants side.
"Hey everyone, I guess I'm Galorian Ponyta, i love to clean!" She waves. Some waved back, others just stared at her..
"Uh Metapod." Mew spoke.
"So many... pretty ladies, this is so... hot.." Metapod looked like it was using harden.
Most males frowned, most females seemed kinda creeped out.
"Awe he's cute." Sylveon went and patted him.
"oh.. oh yea... ah... ah... Ahhhh!" Metapod shot his sticky and warm String Shot on Sylveon face. She had a pretty wtf just happened face.
Galorian Ponyta saw Alcreamie drooling for him and said. "He's all yours buddy." Backing away a bit.
"Gross revelations aside, its time for Eiscue!" Pumpkingking said boredly as he teleported Sylveon and Metapod to the other contestants.
"Oh Gosh, I am in THE Mews Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour?! This is quite the honor! I been watching this show ever since the first day it was released at home and let me tell you! The drama the romance the action! It was all amazing! Can't wait to experience it with all of you!" Eiscue walked towards the contestants. He had a sort of British accent.
"And finally we have-" Mew boredly pointed at.
"Hey I'm Flygon, I'm gonna do my very best to win that prize." Flygon smiled as she flew towards the contestants.
"68 total, I thought it was 69!" Mew told Pumpkingking.
"*click* nice." Togepi smiled wearing shades.
"Huh there must've been a mistake oh well these are all the contestants!" PumpKingKings smiled.
"So you lost count? Wow how professional hosts." Solrock rolled her eyes.
"I don't even know anymore I'm kinda tired after the time space blast, let's just say we have 69 contestants instead of the supposed 70" PumpKingKings shrugged.
"Well I want to explain that the rules of the game will change and also remain the same, yes eliminated contestants will be voted out of t they don't receive a our brand new Diamond Berry." Mew was talking as she holded a brand new Very Shiny Light Blue Cyan Berry.
Togepi quickly snatched it and ate it. "Tastes like a blueberry covered in eatable glitter." She smiled.
"Delicious right? I invented it myself, its sweet." Pumpkingking leaned back.
"As I was saying, not receiving a Diamond Berry makes you take The Fall of Pain, and be eliminated from the show. No more joins or rejoins so once you are out, you are OUT!" Mew yelled at the end.
"We will also do teams some episodes and some episodes will be solo, many automatic eliminations hide around the corners." Pumpkingking smiled.
"We hid two new common candies on the plane, it can really help when you are in some serious trouble." Mew smiled.
"Also you can mega evolve if you have a mega evolution like Flygon, Vespiqueen and Druddigon. But only once, your Mega Evolution is a secret weapon you have but the ones that don't have mega evolutions can Gigantamax and turn like really big once in the entire game as well." Pumpkingking smiled.
The contestants whispered to eachother.
"Also. We want to spice up the competition so we will introduce, Life's" Mew smiled.
"Isn't it spelled Lives?" Solrock sp bored..
"Sounds kinda dumb." Magby rolled his eyes.
"No just say its Life's! ugh take it away Pumpkingking." Mew deadpanned.
"A lot of you have died in previous seasons but have been revived by me, that takes up a lot of my energy you know, so I decided fuck you, now you have a total of 5 lifes on the game, you get 4 free lifes easily, your fifth and final life is your real one and if you lose that one, it's automatic elimination and game over for you cause you won't be revived." PumpKingKings spoke.
The contestants all seem shocked.
Pkk snapped his fingers.
and above all Contestants were 5 hearts.
"If you die you lose a heart, if you take serious damage but don't die you lose half heart, there are ways to gain hearts back so don't worry. However Lose all your hearts and you die forever!" Pumpkingking smiled.
"That's insane!" Eva the Salazzle was scared.
Vani sweated spooked.
"Indeed it is." Pumpkingking smiled.
"Fuck this i quit!" In yelled.
"You can't quit, you would lose all of your life's" Pumpkingking smiled.
"Psh I actually quit and don't want to be on shitty show any-" In spoke and then slowly each heart began going down above him, half by half. With the beep becoming louder and louder as it went down.
In near his final heart felt actually scared.
"w-wait!" In yelled in his final half heart and that one also went down.
Then In began to scream in pain as he was set ablaze burning his skin and was also being electrocuted at high voltage at the same time for a good 30 seconds before his dead body was on the ground.
All the contestants looked horrified.
"Yea little word of advice, don't lose your life's." Pumpkingking smirked.
"NOOOO!!! Why would you let this happen! My brother is dead! Fuck this show get me out of here, I wanna go hom-" DeeDees hearts began going down as well.
All the contestants felt horrified as they backed away from the female Indeedee.
she kept begging them to stop it but PumpKingKing shrugged saying she wanted to quit the show and she'd have to pay with her life to do that. Then DeeDee met the same painful dead as her brother.
"Let's continue with the game shall we?" Pumpkingking gave a devilish smirk.
"Yea sounds good." Druddigon shocked nodded.
"Guaguagua..." Totodile frowned.
"Uh huh." Magby nodded.
"Best idea ever!" Dark Musharna nervously smiled.
"I like bacon." Togepi looked happy trying to ignore what just happened.
"Good this first part of the challenge will take place here on the Kalos Region, we are on Shalour City, you have to simply race! Find a way to The Pokeball Factory for your next challenge! Last ONES there is automatically eliminated, Now Go." Mew smiled.
(Challenge Music - Vs Team Flare Music)
The two hosts left.
Silenced.
"Well it seems this game just got serious, so no time for welcome back messeges we need to focus, Pokeball Factory is north of the Kalos region, if we are on the west side then-" Druddigon spoke and then Solrock finished for him.
"Then Northwest would be the best way to get there. Druddigon who will be our allies?" Asked Solrock after pointing at the Northwest path.
Then a huge timer appeared on the sky.
"No time so socialize with the new guys, Solrock, Mothim, Foe, Lucario, Lucarios Mum, Togepi and Totodile will have to do!" Druddigon began running and they followed him close behind.
"Stonjourner reaches first!" Said pkks voice, but he wasnt seen.
(The Newbies)
"Damn how are we gonna reach there?" Asked Krookodile.
"Well seeing as The entire Kalos region is about 248,573 miles squared I'd take hours of walking." Flygon tapped her chin.
"But only minutes of flying." said Wooloo.
Flygon looked around.
"I can't carry you all, you're too heavy!" Flygon spoke.
"You calling us fat!" Krookodile looked mad and Toxtricity glared.
Quickly Flygon grabbed Yamper, Eiscue, Smeargle, Galarian Ponyta and Wooloo and flew towards the pokeball factory.
"Ugh bastards left us! So what do we do?" Asked Toxtricity.
They all looked at Alcremie.
The scene cuts to the boys havin a wild hardcore orgy with Alcreamie.
(The OG Villans)
Flareon was talking to Sylveon while Seismethtoad and Joltik were busy being dumb nearby. Makuhita looked bored.
"Yea no i am a Dragonite only kind of guy, i save this awesome pp for my boo Dragonite." Crack-A-Chu grinned.
"More like 2 inch dick." Mumbled Dark Musharna.
"What was that?" Asked Crack-A-Chu
"That we can teleport to The Pokeball Factory but i can only bring a few people so Psyduck, Crack-A-Chu, myself and Eva will be teleported. " Dark Musharna spoke as they were telported to the Pokeball Factory where Stonjourner and Baby were waiting for them.
"How the hell did that Baby get here?" Asked Crack-A-Chu as Flygon and his pals landed after talking for a while.
(Druddigon and Friends)
Druddigon was running tiredly, he looked at the sky he saw a lot of people were reaching there quickly.
"Ugh this isn't gonna work! I've got an idea, Foe turn into Alakazam, then since I know you can't teleport us all teleport Lucah, Mrs Kangaskhan, Mothim and I to the finish line, Solrock you carry Totodile and Togepi on your back and levitate highly to fly all the way to The Pokeball Factory!" Druddigon gave directions like a true leader.
Foe turned into a alakazam and teleported them away.
Solrock slowly looked at Totodile and Togepi.
"GUA!" Totodile smiled.
"Yay piggy back ride!" Togepi cheered.
Solrock groaned.
(The Newbies)
They were still having sex with Alcreamie, however while they were distracted Krookodile went far away and began digging all the way towards the Pokeball Factory or at least where he thought it was.
"Wow wasting our time doing this is such a SHITTY FUCKING RETARTED idea guys hehe!" Morpeko talked cutely on her full belly mode and screamed in her hangry mode.
(OG Villains)
"Follow me OOM but don't slow me down." J4N-R spoke as he began running, his new body was build for strength and speed, so he wasnt tired at all unlike OOM and his weak fat minion Makuhita.
"Glad to have you back boss but come on give me a break!" Makuhita panted as he was sweating and trying to run with OOM.
"Ugh we have to begin walking mom!" Flareon yelled.
"You're right, come on boys!" Sylveon smiled and Seismethtoad, Joltik and Donald Trump began following her.
"Hey can I come with?" Glaceon smiled.
"Sure!" Sylveon agreed.
Handy jumped on Sylveons back.
Flareon sighed.
(Krookodile)
He came out of underground and cheered, then looked at his surrounded. "Snowbelle City! Ugh I was way off!" Krokodile got back in the hole and began digging back.
(Originals)
"Well I can just teleport us." Gardevoir told Magby.
"Take me too please thank you!" Mienshao said.
"Uh I guess.." Gardevoir frowned.
"Can I come too!" Vani smiled.
"Oh its you, I remember you from Team Dominator." Gardevoir frowned.
"That's all in the past, I never liked them anyway, honest!" Vani smiled.
"Same here Gardevoir, look if you take me then this Rare Candy is yours" Wigglytuff showed Gardevoir the Rare Candy.
"Ugh Fine!" Gardevoir used his psychic powers to reach the finish line with Wigglytuff, Vani, Mienshao and Magby.
"Change of plans, I'm keeping it, hahaha!" Wigglytuff laughed. Magby and Gardevoir glared at her leaving.
(Trio)
"Everyone is so ahead what do we do camel man." Vespiqueen asked nervous.
"Well you would get tired if you flew and holded me, but I'm sure you can fly by yourself, i just need some way to get there." Numel tapped his chin.
"I could take you there." Dusclops spoke. "As sorry for... being a jerk.." Dusclops looked away nervously.
"I don't know..." Numel frowned and looked indecisive.
"Come on Camel Man! The timer is running out!" Vespiqueen yelled spooked.
"Ugh fine carry me but you better not drop me." Numel yelled.
"Me? Oh please Numel, I just want to be your ally, thats all I ask." His red eye shined as he carried Numel.
[A Few Hours later.]
Solrock had reached with Togepi and Totodile, J4N-R reached as well, OOM was panting and carrying the wheezing sweaty fat Makuhita.
Krookodile popped out of the ground and this time he was on the right spot.
Sylveon, Flareon, Seismethtoad, Joltik, Glaceon and Donald Trump also reached there, Handy was riding on Sylveons back.
Vespiqueen, Dusclops and Numel also reached the finish line.
The timer was about to end but then at the last second we see a tired Scorbunny running towards the finish line as she crossed it.
"Haha made it! No problem!" Scorbunny panted.
Then Pumpkingking and Mew appeared and snapped their fingers.
Girafarig, Lollipop, Sotp Sign, Goob Goob, Adolf Hitler, Adam, Snom, Ludicolo, Alcremie, Morpeko, Toxtricity, Pincurchin, Hatterene, Skwovet, Trubbish, Magikarp and Metapod
"Lets see... Goob Goob is automatically eliminated same with... MAGIKARP!" Pumpkingking yelled.
"Goob Goob!" Goob Goob had angry eyes.
"...but I didn't even get to do anything!" Magikarp said.
"And probably never will wimp." Pumpkingking teleported them away.
"Now for the rest of you, don't think you will go unpunished. You will all also get grounded for not crossing the finish line." Mew smiled.
"Psh what's the worst that you can do?" Toxtricity crossed his arms and all the pokemon that didn't cross the finish line were burned and electrocuted for 20 seconds nonstop, they died.
They respawned next to their dead bodies.
"That is freaky." Lollipop looked at her dead body.
Then they looked above them all their 5 hearts went down to 4.
All the contestants that crossed the finish line were glad they crossed it.
"Next part of the challenge is a dodge ball challenge! The contestants who crossed And didn't cross the finish line will Use the pokeballs to try and hit the losers on the other line, if they get hit they lose half a heart, if they catch your ball, you lose half a heart! You have 30 seconds and whoever 10 who throws most balls will get Masterballs for the NEXT part of the challenge!" Pumpkingking smiled.
(Start!)
Mothim (Team Z): "I uh... kinda decided to play it safe by not throwing nor catching i just kept trying to run away without getting out of the dodgeball arena." He looked nervous.
Challenge Music - Vs Team Flare Boss Lysandre (USUM)
Mothim was screaming as he kept dodging balls.
Toxtricy quickly picked up a ball and threw it, hitting Druddigon in the balls. Druddigon yelled in pain but quickly stood up and threw a ball towards him, Toxtricity dodged and it hitted Ludicolo.
"Run this way!" Girafarig yelled. "No run that way!" Girafarig also yelled. "Thats too offensive we need to go defensive!" Screamed Girafarig. "Well i think this is too defensive let's be more offensive!" Screamed Girafarig.
He was then hit by J4N-R.
Yamper, Galorian Ponyta and Wooloo were panicking trying to run away and dodge.
Ludicolo was throwing balls at Togepi but she dodged them seeing as her moves were so unpredictable and random. "Andale Andale Arriba arriba!" Togepi laughed as she dodged.
"Woah I didn't know you knew Italian." Seismethtoad looked amazed and then was hit by Adolf Hitler.
Druddigon grabbed a ball and hit a bulls eye on Adam.
J4N-R accurately hitted Adolf Hitler.
Both of them were dizzy and on top of their their total hearts went from 4 to 3.5
Hatterene was trying her best to dodge but she wasn't the fastest to say the least.
Stonjourner was hit by Ludicolo.
Crack-A-Chu threw a ball but Toxtricity catched it then used that same ball to throw it and hit Mienshao, Vani, Wigglytuff and Crack-A-Chu in a pinball effect.
"Score!" Pumpkingking cheered and laughed after they looked shocked as their hearts went down half. (4.5) well Crack-A-Chu had 4 hearts cause Toxtricity didn't only catch his ball but also threw it back and hitted him.
J4N-R saw this strategy and using his calculating mind threw the ball in a strategic position that hitted Ludicolo, and bounced hitting Trubbish, Adolf Hitler again and Adam again and Girafarig again.
Only a few 15 seconds left.
Girafarig kept arguing with itself and got hit with a ball, yet again.
Morpeko and Alcremie were small so it was hard to hit them. Eiscue threw a ball but his wimpy arms made it not go very far.
Toxtricity grabbed another ball and as 5 seconds were counting down he throwed it hard and it hitted like a pin ball effect on Totodile, Donald Trump, Kangaskhan cause she protected Lucario, and Seismethtoad. It was also gonna hit Gardevoir and Magby but Gardevoir used Protect.
"Here are the best scores!" Mew showed the leader board.
Toxtricity: 9 ( 23 Master Balls)
J4N-R: 6 ( 19 Master Balls)
Druddigon 1: ( 6 Master Ball)
Ludicolo 1: (6 Master Ball)
Gardevoir and Magby: Deflected A Ball: 0.5 (3 Master Balls)
"Boooooring, you guys suck" Pumpkingking yelled.
"How is that fair! 23 Master Balls!?" Magby yelled.
"If you didn't suck so much you would've gotten more, anywho your final part of the challenge will take place here on the Kalos Region! I telepoted the legendary swords of justice and the genies, catch them with your masterball to earn immunities!" Pumpkingking smiled.
"The challenge will start soon soon so take a minute to breathe." Mew levitated away.
The contestants were panting and looked at their hearts above, some had 4.5 hearts.
Others like the dizzy Adam, Adolf Hitler and Ludicolo only had 3 hearts left.
Hell! Girafarig only had 2 Hearts.
Druddigon panted, he was a big target so he tried to focus more on dodging than standing still to aim and attack.
He frowned looking at Lucah talk to her mother worried after losing 0.5 of her 1st heart.
"So Druddigon, you're in the biggest and most difficult season yet. What do you think is ahead of us?" Asked Solrock tired from dodging and flying.
"Pain, Dread and Death." Druddigon looked worried.
Pumpkingking smirked evilly and looked at the fourth wall and simply said "We'll be back after these commercial breaks."
