HO-Australia Lugi-OH! Part 1
The plane was flying.
Everyone was eating their gross economy class food.
"Ewww... I think mine just moved.." Snom complained.
"Of course it did Mrs Buttface, it's gelatin." Numel glared.
"How dare you call me that." Snom yelled.
"Got a problem with it." Dusclops looked at her boredly.
"Ya bitch spill the tea already!" Vespiqueen did boxing motions.
On another table..
"Oh my to cannibalize my own kind? what kind of Neanderthal savage do you hosts think I am!" Lollipop glared at Chef Pumpkingking as she holded a plate full of stale Lollipops.
"I know right! This place is completely unsanitary and against the law, it should be taken to the big house for such fowl crime!" Sotp Sign yelled.
Pumpkingking looked at him annoyed.
in another table...
"I am sad we lost Munchlax... He was my little buddy, always doing everything together!" Togepi looked sad.
"...even being creepy?..." Solrock whispered looking away. Only Druddigon heard that.
"Um, don't worry Togepi, Munchlax is in a better place now, i am sure he is glad to be safe back in the Afthermathematics." Druddigon smiled.
"Crikey Mate! You still think that bloody show is still going on?" Asked Lucah.
"Why do you use so much slang eh sheila?" Asked Kangaskhan.
"Mum! I am already an adult let me do what I want!" Lucah yelled.
"Calm down everyone, let's just chill k." Foe smiled. Everyone relaxed and started talking about other stuff.
In another table...
We see the newbies thinking.
"So how do we fit in?" Asked Krookodile.
"What do you mean?" Asked Hatterene.
"Well.. we just came into the show two days ago and we haven't made much of an impact, meanwhile all the classic contestants have ties and allies with them, we are all just stumbling around as more and more newbies get eliminated." Krookodile told them all.
Stonjourner stayed silent next to them all like always.
"Dont worry everyone we should be fine, i mean what are the chances we lose another newbie contestant?" asked Yamper trying to cheer up everyone.
Then Skwovet started eating his food really fast, he ate and ate so much he evolved into Greedent and started eating everyone elses gross economy class food. Everyone stared shocked as he ate so fast the fat squirrel became a blurry messy eating glutton. He ate so much he accidentally swallowed a bone and it got stuck on his throat.
Greedent looked shocked as he began choking and gasping for air.
Everyone looked surprised that this happened and everyone was too shocked to what they were seeing that they didn't know what to do.
Greedent was choking but kept stuffing food inside of him. He began to grow and grow and grow, his whole body expanding like a balloon until he exploded and died. Losing his final life, blood splattered everywhere, the players screamed.
"What the fuck!" Gardevoir screamed.
"Ugh this is disgusting!" Toxtricity complained.
"My dress is all red, its not even summer season fashion style yet!" Vespiqueen cried a lot, her make up got ruined.
"Dudes I'm so high rn." Foe smoked weed.
Lucah pushed him angrily. "You said you'd quit asshat!"
"I'm really trying tho.." Foe frowned.
All the contestants were covered in blood, guts and organs were everywhere, even on top of some of the Players.
"Awe man I just finished cleaning up this place." Pumpkingking complained as he snapped his fingers and everything was cleaned away.
Then the P.A box was on, Mew's voice came from it.
"Sorry contestants but we will have to drive back around, I just got the news that many new legendaries arrived on Hoenn after a distress call was well called!" - Mew
"Another Hoenn challenge awe man!" Joltik frowned.
"Ugh Hoenn and it's hot tropical climate... back in my day we used to just sit peacefully in the Galor region, rain pouring sweetly, snowy storms calming us now its all this whippersnapper drought!" Pincurchin yelled.
The Plane did a U turn and went back to Hoenn.
The plane landed.
"Before we meet the legendaries we would like to do a bit of training here on Petalburg City, first part of the challenge is super simple, walk to Rustboro City! You will have to pass Petalburg Woods tho oooo, and no Flying or Telaporting Allowed! Or else!" Mew yelled.
The two hosts teleported away.
The contestants began walking.
"~I sense many enemies nearby my daughter~" Whispered Kabuto from inside Flareons Fur.
"Daddy.. I haven't heard you talk in so long I thought you straight up and drowned on all my fluffyness!" Flareon whispered to him.
"~There were too many contestants before, it was impossible to whisper anything when so many people were around you, but now that you're walking behind your allies take a good look at them, what do you see?~" Kabuto asked her.
"Ehm.. uh... oh I see my mom and uh The Idiot Duo." Flareon told him.
"~It's good to have allies, but keep your friends close and enemies closer, try to interact with the good guys more, gain their trust, then... crush them.~" Kabuto told her.
"Yes Daddy." Flareon smirked evilly.
"Come on everyone we are almost out of Petalburg Woods." Sylveon smiled.
"Yea, we are doing a very, Wood Job hehehe." Glaceon did a pun.
Many contestants groaned and others giggled.
"I know that pun from anywhere!" Said a female voice.
"What's that?" Asked Seismethtoad.
Then a Leafeon came out.
Stares.
"Really Glaceon, you fucking left to join a TV show when we have kids to feed at home!" Leafeon yelled.
"Babe, I was doing it for the money I planed on quitting if it got dangerous enough but heh I guess quitting isn't an option now..." Glaceon shrugged.
"Oh no, oh no no no no you're coming home with me!" Leafeon used her vine whips to tangle Glaceon and strap him down.
"Bondage? Hm Kinky~" Glaceon blushed and looked at her smugly.
"Ugh you little cute perv.." Leafeon blushed as she took him away.
Stares.
"Did that just fucking happen?" Asked Flareon.
Suddenly Pumpkingking teleported in. "It sure did and it means Glaceon is eliminated from the show!" Then he teleported away.
The contestants just awkwardly continued.
They eventually reached Rustboro City.
They got in and in the long hall way of Rustboro City, they saw a huge deadly obstacle course.
"Welcome to part two of this challenge called Life or Death Game! You have the chance to recover 0.5 HP from your heart if you get to the end of this obstacle course not hurt, however if you get hurt you lose 0.5 HP and can't continue, everyone who already has max Hearts can't do this so they will spectate." Mew told them.
"So the lucky people not doing this challenge are Numel, Vespiqueen, Krookodile, OOM, J4N-R, Gardevoir, Foe, Lucah, Psyduck, Dark Musharna and Eva the Salazzle." Pkk said.
They all walked to one side where the entire obstacle course was viewable.
"Unless you want to do the challenge for some reason, what can I say, free exp points?" Mew grinned.
"Experience?" J4N-R red eyes shined.
J4N-R (Team Z): "I joined this competition to prove I've improved my body to inconceivable omnipotent abilities, any bit of experience will help me be better." He spoke.
"Psh I ain't doing it." Gardevoir sat on the judges chair. "Same dudes." Foe smoked a cigarette.
Krookodile, Eva, Psyduck and Dark Musharna also didn't wanna do it.
"I'll do it, it will help me train." Lucah smiled.
"Should we do it Camel man?" Asked Vespiqueen
"Meh, I guess.." Numel told her.
Everyone else got to the start of the obstacle course.
"I hope you maggots like this challenge, its a reference to season 1's Boot Camp Boo-out Challenge!" Pumpkingking dressed as a military General spoke.
"You can't fly or teleport outside of the obstacle course so no cheating anywho, now go!" Mew yelled.
(Music: Pokémon Sword and Shield - Klara Battle Music)
As soon as Mew said go all the contestants tried to go as fast as possible.
Vespiqueen tried to fly fast but Numel stopped her and then brought her down to whisper in her ear, they both smirked.
Numel (Team Z): "Yea.. I just told her to wait, Mew didn't say there was a special prize for getting to the end first, and if there is, it's likely not worth damaging our lifes, so we will just slowly do the obstacle course while I examine all the more dangerous parts and others get hurt." Numel grinned leaning on the confessional.
Snom was trying to run but she was super slow.
Scorbunny however was doing this challenge like it was her bitch, her above average athletic skills really showing off now.
Dusclops tried to levitate.
"No flying or levitating!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Dusclops faceplanted on the ground as he was levitating.
Mothim also fell down.
"Ugh I haven't used these frail things in eons!" Vespiqueen looked at her legs she was now standing on.
Toxtricity was doing this challenge very well.
"oh why should I do this, my life sucks.." Trubbish looked sad.
"Because if you don't then you will lose a heart like rn" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Trubbish lost a heart, now he only had 1 heart left.
"Maybe we should add a bit more haze.." Vespiqueen looked nervous with Numel.
Magby was trying to run and be athletic but kept failing.
"Come on Fire Boy, speed it up woohoo!" Togepi was being very random and dodging the hammers, sawblades and flamethrower this challenge had with total ease.
Magby glared at her as a punching glove hit him.
Vani melted cause of a flamethrower.
J4N-R was doing this challenge very well, his newly advanced tech made his movements less robotic and more flexible which really aided him in the quick twisty turns of the obstacle course.
OOM however was tired and kept getting hit
Makuhitas fatass was done for.
Kangaskhan was too big for this challenge and broke the wooden floor of the obstacle bridge.
"Aw bloody hell! Ah!" Kangaskhan broke the bridge and fell into a pool full of electric eels making her lose an entire heart as she screamed.
"Mum!" Lucah looked back shocked.
"Out of mah way aussie!" The redneck Wigglytuff pushed Lucario into the same pool of eels, also making her lose a heart.
Yamper was doing the challenge pretty well.
unlike...
"I can't keep going much longer, I'm not used to doing this much physical activity..." Eiscue panted harshly, he was sweating so much his blocky ice head turned into the oval ice head.
"Just leave me idiot, I am fudged." Solrock looked bored at Druddigon who attempted to carry her.
"Just cause you can't levitate doesn't mean we can't do the challenge! I won't leave you behin-ahhhh!!" Druddigon screamed and Solrock looked surprised as a spring trap popped from the ground and threw them away.
They both fell in mud and lost 0.5 Health.
Hatterene got smacked away with a hammer and landed on mud. "Ew how revolting!" She wiped the mud off with her hands.
Crack-A-Chu dodged the hammers, sawblades and flamethrowers easily, he smirked as he got a speed boost cause of the adrenaline.
"Scorbunny reaches first! oop it seems Stonjourner reached second!" Mew announced.
"What the..." Scorbunny looked next to her shocked to see the tall Stonjourner next to her, expressionless.
Drill Tires
The contestants had to walk between tires and not trip.
Smeargle was half way through it when he blew up.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" He landed and looked up to see he lost a full heart.
"Yea, we hid landmines in a few of those, let's boost them ratings!" Mew smirked evilly.
Galorian Ponyta also stepped on a landmine and blew up.
Handy and Joltik walked on top of the tires quickly so they weren't seen cheating.
"Climb the ropes maggot and get to the other side pronto!" Pumpkingking yelled smirking.
"Mierda! That's tall compadre!" Ludicolo looked nervous seeing the size of the wall they had to climb using ropes that looked like they could snap at any second.
Totodile looked unaffected as she kept climbing the ropes very fast and then when she reached the other side she easily did monkey bars 20 feet off the ground, the ground being spikes.
"Too easy baby yea!" Crack-A-Chu quickly began climbing up. J4N-R was already at the top and kept running.
"Pincurchin, Alcremie, Morpeko, Makuhita and Snom are too slow so they all lose 1 life!" Mew screamed.
They all screamed in pain.
"Let's hurry up..." Numel looked scared and began speed walking through the course with Vespiqueen. Wooloo was running in the background tired.
Sylveon did the obstacle course elegantly and gracefully, the audience cheered for her and she blew kisses at them with her ribbons.
Flareon was struggling on the back, but Kabuto kept telling her what to do so she wasn't getting hurt and she passed the course easily
Seismethtoad confidentiality walked, the hammers and springs didn't push him away and the flamethrowers didn't hurt him as he was 4 times resistant. (Water and Ground)
Seismethtoad did the tires part easily and then climbed the rope part by using his sticky body as super glue to climb up.
Totodile grinned as she was now doing the 10 K final stretch run.
Flygon landed in the start of the running part but using her thicc legs to run was harder than just flying with her wings.
J4N-R reached 3rd
"Yea I'm fast as fuck boi!" Joltik grinned as he quickly ran towards the finish line crossing it.
Sotp Sign looked super tired and Lollipop was so hot and tired that her head began melting and all that was left was her lollipop stick.
Seismethtoad just finished doing the monkey bars part.
"Yo dude I think there are some pancakes here!" Joltik told his friend.
Seismethtoad grinned and ran wildly laughing. this pushed Flygon away. "GUA!?" Totodile looked shocked and dodged it as she jumped on top of Seismethtoads head and using the force she pushed herself against his head to boost her farther away making Totodile get 5th place in the obstacle course.
Crack-A-Chu was running fast and got 6th place
Toxtricity got 7th place
Seismethtoad then got 8th
Handy was secretly attached to Seismethtoads back and it got 9th place.
Ludicolo finished the monkey bar part and tried running but his fat body slowed him down
"Ow my head.." Flygon rubbed her head.
"Only one more spot to get the prize!" Mew yelled.
Ludicolo panicked and used Ice Beam on Flygon multiple times doing quadruple damage and even freezing her. Then Ludicolo ran as fast as his Mexican body allowed until he reached 10th.
"Challenge Over! Let's check the prizes!" Mew pointed at a TV.
1st Place Scorbunny plus 1 heart
2nd Stonjourner plus 0.5 hp
3rd J4N-R plus 0.5 hp
4th Joltik plus 0.5 hp
5th Totodile plus 0.5 hp
6th Crack-A-Chu plus 0.5 hp
7th Toxtricity plus 0.5 hp
8th Seismethtoad plus 0.5 hp
9th Handy plus 0.5 hp
10th Ludicolo plus 0.5 hp
Then the TV changed
Everyone's HP Score:
6 Lifes: Scorbunny
5.5 Lifes: J4N-R
5 Lifes: Numel, Vespiqueen, Krookodile, OOM, Gardevoir, Foe, Psyduck, Eva, Dark Musharna, Totodile
4.5 Lifes: Joltik, Toxtricity, Handy
4 Lifes: Wooloo, Flygon, Eiscue, Yamper, Sylveon, Flareon, Dusclops, Solrock, Druddigon, Lucah
3.5 Lifes: Mothim, Wigglytuff, Kangaskhan, Makuhita, Hatterene, Crack-A-Chu, Ludicolo
3 Lifes: Sotp Sign, Pincurchin, Magby, Galorian Ponyta, Smeargle, Snom, Alcreamie, Morpeko, Seismethtoad
2.5 Lifes: Vani, Lollipop
Final Life: Trubbish
Some contestants seemed happy with their lifes, others looked worried.
"Wait what how come J4N-R and Scorbunny have more than 5 lifes, is that even allowed?!" Asked Dark Musharna.
"Hm, well it is now!" Mew smiled derpy.
"What... I'm at my final life I feel so gross..." Trubbish looked sad.
"Yea you are kinda gross.." Psyduck whispered.
"and dumb." Dark Musharna whispered to him.
"and weak." Wigglytuff whispers.
Trubbish was crying and suddenly began to shine.
Everyone around him looked shocked.
He got bigger and bigger and started to smell worse and worse.
When the bright light went away, he became a big stinky, fat Garbodor.
Most contestants said ew or looked grossed out.
Garbodor looked hurt and then angry as it glew red and started to grow and grow and grow.
He was now a Gigantamax Garbodor.
"...Shit..." Druddigon frowned.
"Feces indeed, we'll be back after these commercial breaks." Pumpkingking looked at the fourth wall.
