Fakemon Dimensions! Part 1
Pumpkingking turned on the TV and he saw
Afthermathematics Intro!
Replays previous scenes of eliminated contestants!
Afthermathematics Outro!
MNA-SLWT (Merge) Intro!
Afthermathematics Intro!
Cheers!
"Welcome everyone to the Afthermathematics!!!! I am your host Suicune!" Suicunte smiled.
"And I am your Co-Host, Ninetails!" Ninetails smiled.
"Mew, has agreed to let me outside the Masterball as long as I am entertaining in the Afthermathematics Show! Ha! I am the most entertaining person I know, with all the cool gossip, sweet drama and nasty bad talking I'll do to the contestants, they'll be left crying like Baby!" Suicunte smirked evilly.
Baby crossed his arms in disapproval.
"And I am just doing this unpaid as volunteer work, cause that's the kind and nice thing to do!" Ninetails smiled happily.
"Here we will interview the pathetic LOSERS of Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! Here are a few of those idiots right now in our Popcorn Gallery!" Suicunte pointed at them.
Chikorita looked scared and hid behind her leaf, Grotle looked normal, Lairon looked depressed, Squirtle was doing weights although small ones, Cyndaquil was reading a book boredly, Dragonite looked angry and crossed her arms, Lunatone was telling his girlfriend some VERY useless facts, Volcarona however seemed interested in them, and Yanma was doing really weird faces while she was typing on her phone.
However the Popcorn Gallery was now even bigger as Mel the Metagross was also sitting there bored, Drifblim was looking over her notepad, Smoochum at herself in a mirror, Vulpix and Dhelphox were sitting next to eachother both looking happy, A very bored Shedinja was sitting next to a Ninjask, a happy Shuckle was sitting next to his shy Dunsparce girlfriend, Klefki was floating over there, Elekid looked bored, Drapion looked even more bored, and finally Durant and Heatmoar were kissing.
"You're welcome for giving you all screentime! it was my idea." Ninetails smiled.
"Now we gotta interview the guys from Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! Since Indeedee Male and Female are dead we can't really interview them." Suicunte shrugged.
"They were both really boring anyway." Drapion grunted.
"Indeed they were you unkown gender freak, so next we have Goob Goob and Magikarp!" Suicunte pointed.
Cheers!
"I hate being here, why do I have to be here, everyone knows I'm out cause I suck..." Magikarp flopped around.
"Goob Goob!" Goob Goob looked angry.
"Sheesh sorry for taking you away as your job as an Intern, please return." Ninetails smiled.
"Goob Goob.." Goob Goob walked away.
"They must take their job as a Intern on the plane very seriously." Grotle looked surprised.
"Indeed, next we would have Girafarig, but he died, eh he always fought with himself so it was bound to happen." Suicunte shrugged.
"w-wait... wasn't Girafarig a girl?" Asked Volcarona.
"Psh, like if anyone cares enough to re-read some chapters to figure that one out." Suicunte then said wink wink as she winked.
"So now we get to interview Mienshao! How have you been?" Asked Ninetails.
"Oh wonderful! Ever since I left that awful show I focused on owning my own library now! Apart from my, ahem, other job. My Husband and I finally got married too, and we expect a baby to come out in a few months" Mienshao lightly patted her belly.
"Yooo Mienshao has gotten more D than me in middle school dudes!" Squirtle did a pog.
Mienshao rolled her eyes. "You guys should actually try to form a life of your own instead of desperately grasping to be famous with this honestly quite silly show." Mienshao spoke.
"Sure Karen, anywho Adam and Adolf Hitler are dead, I don't know much about them, they were human but seemed to dislike eachother, I wonder why?" Suicunte patted her chin confused then continued. "The Horny menace Metapod is also quite dead, good people who are horny are gross just like people who kiss me!" Suicunte glared at Grotle, who sweated nervously.
"So now we interview Baby!" Ninetails smiled.
"Goo, ga.. go goo gaa..." Baby drooled.
"Such inspirational words Baby." Ninetails smiled.
"Donald Trump is nowhere to be found, Pumpkingking just said he is back where he got him from, whatever the heck that means!" Suicunte shrugged.
"So now we Interview an original contestant, he has been a true All-Star, participating in every Season so far, give it up for Munchlax!" Ninetails announced.
Claps!
"Huh what... I'm out, oh man I'm so sleepy..." Munchlax was drowsy.
"You indeed are out Munchlax, you slept too much, anything to declare?" Asked Ninetails.
"Hmmm.. I just hope Togepi is doing ok.. *yawn* k I'ma sleep now.. ZZZZZZZ..." Munchlax began sleeping and snoring.
"Oh Classic Munchlax!" Ninetails smiled.
Laugh Track!
"We'll be back after these commercial breaks, stay tuned for more action and drama on, The Afthermathematics!" Suicunte smiled.
The Camara Zoomed Out.
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Afthermathematics Intro!
Cheers!
"Alrighty we are thankfully back to the Afthermathematics!" Ninetails smiled.
"We would now interview Greedent or Garbodor but they're both dead, however we have Garbodors parents from the Hoenn Region Coming here to talk about their dead son, give it up to the famous dance performer Gardevoir and also her husband, Garbodor." Suicunte announced.
LOTS OF CHEERS AND CLAPS!
Gardevoir walked elegantly and waves to the cameras and audience.
Garbodor however walked nervously and awkward, he smelled bad, everyone smelled him and flinched, however Gardevoir seemed unaffected by Garbodors stench.
"Ugh Gardevoir, you're such a famous, popular and rich dance performer, how can you handle smelling that!" Suicunte tried to cover her nose.
"Now Suicune, that's not very nice, my husband has just been feeling quite nervous after our dear son has passed away." Gardevoir spoke solemnly.
"Yea.. I am very sad our son died, We didn't knew he was depressed and he joined the show to prove he could do good but sadly he was hurt really badly..." Garbodor looked sad.
"Are you two upset with your other son, Gardevoir? The Trans Genderfluid Male one." Ninetails spoke.
"Oh not at all, I am actually quite glad our daughter is still doing okay and we aren't upset with her over Garbodor, it wasn't her fault and no one could've helped him at that point, she tried her best and that's all that matters to us." Gardevoir spoke.
"Yea... once you Gigantamax your mind becomes very fuzzy and all you really think of is attacking to be honest, I experienced it first hand a long time ago, but luckily I had someone there to help me." Garbodor smiled at Gardevoir who hugged him.
Awe~
"We plan on hosting a grand Funeral for Garbodor once the show finishes, I just hope it also isn't Gardevoirs Funeral, I been watching the show from home and I am worried with how low my daughters life has become! I hope he comes home by natural safe means, not in pieces." Gardevoir spoke.
"I really love my daughter Gardevoir, she is very strong and I really want to hang out and talk to her more, we haven't seen her for a very long time ever since she rejoined the show, so we really need to catch up on lost time." Garbodor smiled.
"Sounds like you two are awesome parents! Garbodor and Gardevoir surely miss you a lot." Ninetails smiled.
"Yea yea whatever anywho, Gardevoir, you're like so beautiful and wealthy, why do you choose to stay with Garbodor when you could do so much better~" Suicunte grinned.
Gardevoir looked shocked and glanced at Garbodor who looked really sad,.
Gardevoir frowned and looked serious. "To me, Garbodor is already the best he could be, he is kind, loving, and hardworking; He supports me in anything I need and cares about all of my 27 plus children! And his dick size is way better than anything you'd ever get Suicunte hehe!" Gardevoir giggled.
The entire Popcorn Gallery started to chant and scream saying OOOOOOOOO, Squirtle popped out of nowhere and blew his MLG Airhorns.
Suicunte looked flabbergasted.
Garbodor smiled and hugged Gardevoir, she nuzzled him back and then her diamond watch ringed.
"Oh My, it seems I have ran out of time, you see I have a very important Dance Performance in The Kalos Region, it's gonna pay me way more than Suicunte could ever make running this shitty aftermath show~" Gardevoir winked at her.
Even more taunts and OOOOOOOO were heard and everyone kept screaming and laughing.
"Bye everyone this has been fun!" Garbodor smiled smiled waved.
"See ya darlings, take care everyone! And good riddance SuiCUNTe~" Gardevoir giggled and used her Psychic Powers to teleport herself and her husband Garbodor away from there.
The Popcorn Gallery Laughed.
"Grrrr next one is Snom!" Suicunte yelled.
Boos
Snom came out looking annoyed.
"You stink!" Yelled Dragonite
"And this is why Snom, sucks." Lunatone told Volcarona.
Snom growled.
"Snom, how does it feel to be eliminated from the show?" Asked Ninetails.
"It's so dumb! I mean I am a winner in everything! I am the best at running, at jumping, at dodging, at charging, I have natural skills in leadership and tying knots, I am such a powerful player an-" Snom was bragging and then was interrupted.
"Then why didn't we see any of those skills bro?" Asked Squirtle.
Snom scoffed. "Because I was saving it for later obviously, I was waiting until there was no more teams and then I would strike!" She yelled.
"Technically speaking, you debuted in the merge, there were already, no teams." Cyndaquil spoke fixing his glasses.
"S-shut up! I am still the best!" Snom glared. Ninjask just crossed his arms and scoffed.
"Sounds like a lie to me dude." Squirtle crossed his arms. "If you gonna brag about your strength at least don't lie about it." Squirtle looked away.
"What! Lie!? Me!?!?? You blue little twerp, I am way better at anything, than anything you are!" Snom yelled.
"Cool, let's settle it with a contest then, so you can prove yourself!" Squirtle grinned.
"Psh no, I don't need to waste my time on a loser like you, I already know I would win." Snom glared.
"Sounds like a chicken! Bkaw!" Squirtle did the chicken dance.
"Wah, I am not a chicken, just who do you think you ar-" Snom was interrupted by a loud.
"BKAW!" Squirtle was now a literal chicken.
"That's it! I'll duel you, in a race, in a strength competition and then in a Quiz!" Snom grinned.
"Alrighty awesome!" Squirtle was now his normal blue turtle form again.
"Looks like a contestant has issued a challenge, let's see what happens in our brand new segment, Prove Your Worth!" Ninetails announced.
(PYW!)
"On your marks, get set, go!" Suicunte yelled
Snom began trying to run as fast as she could but she was slow as a slug.
"Haha! Is that all you can do bro, watch this!" Squirtle ran fast af boi and finished in a few seconds.
"Squirtle Wins!" Ninetails smiled.
"Now this is the strength competition! Just attack eachother once! Use your strongest attack." Smiled Ninetails.
"Ha! Get ready to get knocked down flat on ya ass bitch!" Snom rushed and used tackle.
A squeaky toy sound played when Snom hitted Squirtle, and she bounced away.
"Here goes ya boi!" Squirtle used Aqua Jet!
Snom went flying away screaming.
"Squirtle wins!" Suicunte grinned.
"Final Round, Intelligence, who is the winner of the seasons?" Asked Ninetails holding a trivia card.
"Ha! This is gonna be easy, Squirtle is a dumb jock, so he will be too dumb to use his brain!" Snom grinned.
"So who knows the answer?" Asked Ninetails.
Snom didn't know it but was waiting for Squirtle to fail, so she looked confident.
Squirtle looked nervous and reluctantly pressed the button.
"Okay so like uh I know Muk and Volcarona won season 2 and 1, but I think I have a memory of Druddigon, and either Numel or Dark Musharna winning another season, I don't know." Squirtle spoke awkwardly.
Cheers!
"The answer is absolutely correct! Squirtle Wins!" Ninetails smiled.
"What! How did I lose to an idiot!" Snom yelled.
"Snom dude, the biggest idiots are the ones that think they are the best when they really aren't, I know I am good at many things, but also really bad at others, I've learned that after spending so much time with my friends here in the Afthermathematics." Squirtle smiled looking at the Popcorn Gallery.
Volcarona nodded in approval, she was glad her offscreen bonding and friendship with Squirtle made him more humble and nice towards others.
"Ugh! whatever!!! I am leaving this dumb stage and going home! I am totally rich anyway!" Snom went away.
Then PumpKingKing teleported in. "Spoiler alert, she is totally not rich at all, she is quite poor actually." He grinned.
Then everything started to glitch and a portal opened, we see a mature teenage Mawile come out and the portal closed as everything stopped glitching.
"Woah, isn't that the Mawile from the alternative world or whatever?" Asked Grotle.
"She looks scary!" Chikorita was shaking.
"But that AU is actually canonical so she is real, and stuff." Pumpkingking spoke.
Mawile looked bored.
"Mawile, how did it feel coming here?" Asked Ninetails surprised.
"Whatever, I was comfortable in my old dimension suddenly everything started glitching and it threw me in here I guess..." Mawile looked bored.
"Well what do you think about your time in the competition or the season happening right now?" Asked Suicunte.
"I hated competing again, it was boring. This season looks interesting.. I hope Magby doesn't lose." Mawile nodded.
"We can all dream Mawile, just like this bitch dreams she could just stop melting, everyone welcome Vani the Vanillish!" Suicunte grinned.
"Don't call me a bitch, I am way richer than all of you now that I've made my own movies thanks to my popularity from the show!" Vani grinned.
"Bro those moves are so bad they have a 2.3 Star Rating on Movieflix!" Squirtle looked at her oddly.
"Yea the acting and stunts are really bad." Grotle looked bored.
"And the visual effects were so horrifically wrong that they were kinda scary..." Chikorita told her.
Laughs!
"Ugh! You're all just jealous, I am leaving, later boozos!" Vani left.
PumpKingKing smirked and snapped his fingers.
"What the... I am melting?! AWE COME ON!" Vani screamed offscreen.
Laughs!
"Alrighty, now our final contestants is the last contestant eliminated so far, everyone welcome, Lollipop!" Ninetails smiled.
Cheers!
"Oh my, an aftermath show to express my true feelings about the show, well don't mind if I do~" Lollipop smiled smugly as she walked out and sat on the interview couch.
"Lollipop, how was your experience on the show?" Asked Ninetails.
"Oh quite dreadful, it was very different from other object shows I've competed on, the challenges were more weird, difficult and deadly. It was honestly quite good of an experience as it teached me many things I've never heard of before, like cursing! I haven't really heard a curse word ever since Ruby started singing about trucks having sex to Flower." Lollipop shrugged.
"Well I am glad you learned from your time on the plane." Ninetails smiled.
"Well it seems like it's time for you to return to your object show homeworld!" Pumpkingking smiled as he snapped his fingers and a portal appeared which made the world glitch a bit.
"Great! I've been wanting to return for a long time, it's best if I keep this experience to myself, I doubt anyone would believe me anyway, Goodbye everyone it has been fun!" Lollipop walked into the purple and was teleported away.
"She was so sweet!" Smiled Shuckle, then Dunsparce nodded.
Suddenly Hippo and Bergmite who were lesbian kissing were sucked into a glitchy portal and they both screamed for their lifes. After a few seconds they were both gone.
Silence.
"Um, what the actual hell just happened?" Cyndaquil asked.
"It shall be explained later, no one worry." PumpKingKing shrugged.
"...Dude, you just asked us to worry about Bergmite and Hippo..." Shedinja drawled boredly.
"Psh like if anyone would ever care about those two!" Ninjask grinned.
Laughs.
"Heheh what's the worse that can happen with them, right?" Smirked Drifblim
"OMG OnO, you like totally did the Jynx!" Yanma yelled.
"Oh heeeeell nah, you did not just talk trash about my momma!" Smoochum did a sassy pose.
"She means as in bad luck Jynx, everyone know if you say what's the worse that can happen, something very bad happens." Grotle spoke.
"oh no.. that actually sounds super duper scary!" Chikorita was shaking behind her leaf.
"What Grotle said! If Hippo and Bergmite got screentime, i bet they would like be so weird Xp" Yanma posed.
"But Bergmite and Hippo are the characters that are least liked in the entire Mew's New Fandom, Wiki Page. They are so hated that they have a reddit page just to hate them." Drifblim showed them scrolling through her phone.
"Oh my, i hope nothing bad happens.." Dunsparce looked worried, Shuckle hugged her for that.
"Yea yea whatever." Suicunte was smoking and then an alarm went off.
"Oof! We are out of time, but don't worry, we will definitely be back to interview more contestants later on our next segment of The Afthermathematics! This has been Suicune!" She spoke.
"And Ninetails, see ya next time!!" She waves goodbye.
The Camera Zoomed Out revealing all the contestants.
