Rent a hotel room, they said. It'll be fine, they said.

Luka took a deep breath and opened her eyes, observing the trashed room. Leeks were covering the floor in a sort of vegtable carpet. The beds were completely wrecked, and the springs were squeaking from Rin jumping on one of them.

Kaito was sitting in the corner eating his ice cream, which would be normal on its own, but he had bought seventy three tubs of ice cream, thirty of which were melted on the floor, staining the (formerly) blue carpet.

"You do realize we're going to have to pay for this, correct?" Luka managed, trying to hold back her rising urge to throw Kaito off the balcony.

"Whatever!" Meiko yelled, clearly drunk.

"Where did you even get that?!"

"Uh... Suhmwhere."

*Several minutes earlier*

"Dibs on the bed!" Rin screamed.

"No way!" Kaito yelled. Rin kicked him in his no-no zone, and that ended that argument.

Rin began jumping on the bed. Meiko was already drunk, and was hugging Len. The poor blonde finally managed to get away, and hid under the bed."

"LEEEENNN, NOOOO!" Meiko yelled. "DON'T GO UNDER THE BED!"

"Under the bed?" Kaito said. "I'm going under there!" Upon trying to hide, Len also kicked Kaito in his no-no zone, and Kaito screamed like a little girl before hiding in his mountain of ice cream. Meiko continued to drink while Miku went out to buy more leeks.

*current moment*

Luka facepalmed as Len peeked out from under the bed. "I-Is it safe?"

"Yes, Len."

The blonde started to push his way out from under the bed when the door slammed open. He screamed and ducked back under.

"I got more leeks!" Miku cried triumphantly and deposited said vegetables on the ground, adding to the already large pile of garbage.

A simple facepalm wasn't enough for this, really, so Luka promptly smashed her head into the wall, leaving a noticeable dent.

"AND I HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS, TOO!" She screamed. gesturing at the wall.

"Where's Len? I got him a banana." Asked Miku.

"He's under the bed, hiding from you psychopaths."

Miku beamed. "Great!" The blue haired singer skipped over to the bed Rin was still jumping on and stuck her head under it.

Luka wasn't quite sure what happened, really. There was some screaming, and then silence. Miku shuffled out from under the bed and grinned.

"I ran out o' alcohol! Meiko screeched from the ground.

"You shouldn't have had any to begin with!" Luka yelled.

"Shuddup!"

Knock knock.

Oh no.

The door opened and Luka looked up to see the manager of the hotel staring at them.

"What... What is this?"

"I can explain..."

Five minutes later, they were sitting on the side of the road, surrounded by their luggage.

"I really hope you know that this is all your fault." Luka said. "Now what are we going to do?"

"Well, we could stay with the Utauloids..." Miku said.

"NO." Len yelled. "NO. NO NO. NOPE."

"It's our only choice, considering what you caused." Luka responded. "Let's go before it gets dark."

Okay, I probably owe an explanation.

So I published this story around two years ago, and about two hours ago I was reading through my old stuff and putting off rewriting my other Vocaloid fanfic, when I came across this... thing. I left it off really stupidly, so I decided to make a new chapter. I might continue it from here, just let me know if you want more.