Alrighty, someone wanted more of this nonsense, and it is my duty to give it to you.
Staying with the Utauloids had seemed like a good idea. Seemed.
After getting her house destroyed and being kicked out of the hotel she was staying at, it would have been nice to just cry for several hours as everyone else just screwed up their own lives with vegetables, road rollers, or God knows what else. She didn't care, but this was just insane.
Luka had thought the leeks were bad, but that was nothing compared to the insane amount of bread filling every corner of the house. It was enough to rival even Kaito's ice cream collection, and that was saying something. Not anything good, but something. Seriously, was everyone she knew insane?
Teto and Ted were nice. They had more guest bedrooms than they knew what to do with, and happily invited Luka and the others to stay with them while they waited for their house to get repaired. Well, more like be rebuilt from the ground up, but that was beside the point.
Of course, Luka had overlooked that Len's number one crazy stalker lived in this house, but that shouldn't have actually mattered. Tei was crazy, but no more crazy than anyone else here, right?
Wrong.
In the two days they had been there, Len had been kidnapped twice and Luka had discovered Tei putting a lock of blonde hair on a shrine to Len in her room. Actually, the shrine took up the entire room, save for a bed covered in Len plushies.
Luka took back her earlier statement. This girl needed some other interests, or therapy. Probably both.
Miku was currently trying to coax Len out of the closet he had barricaded himself in. "Len, you need to eat!"
"No, I'm fine." Came the muffled reply.
"I can almost hear your stomach growling! Come on, Len, just eat something!"
It was at this point that Tei seemed to teleport next to Miku with freshly baked banana bread and a butcher knife.
The singer wisely fled from the area.
They weren't quite sure what happened after that, but there was a lot of thumping and screaming from upstairs. No one wanted to investigate, especially when Luna went upstairs to check on them and didn't come back.
It didn't take long for Meiko to find the alcohol and get drunk, and pretty soon the enormous pile of bread was joined with an enormous pile of leeks. Ritsu and Meiko seemed to have a party together, and the odd smell of the room increased with the beer and leeks. Luka was pretty sure Tei killed someone at some point for complementing Len, but she didn't care. She just calmly ate her sushi and ignored the screaming people and other loud noises.
It wasn't until she was standing on the curb watching the house burn when she realized she was the only one keeping everyone in this household from dying.
Luka promptly fainted. Miku caught her and asked Momo to call for the fire department.
"Where will we go now?" Rin asked Kaito as Len hid behind her, likely trying to get away from Tei.
Kaito shrugged and licked his ice cream. "Why don't we-"
Luka jumped up. "NO. OKAY? NO. WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE. WE'RE CAMPING. RIGHT HERE. GO BUY A TENT."
As Teto and Momo got in the car to get camping supplies, Luka started to calm down. This was a disaster, sure. But what could go wrong with a camping trip?
She laughed to herself. Knowing these people, anything that could go wrong, will go wrong.
Yeah I totally set this up for another chapter. Not even hinting at one, just straight up "hey this is happening."
Okie dokie then, looks like I've got some stuff to do.
Also, if anyone is unclear on the Utaus mentioned, here's a list of them-
-Kasane Teto and Ted
-Sukone Tei
-Luna Amane
-Namine Ritsu
-Momo Momone
