I see, Titans! Part 1!
In the cargo hold the pokemon were boredly waiting for their next challenge, they been flying for hours on the plane.
The a robotic voice spoke.
"Hello everyone!" A TV with a face spoke.
Everyone turned to look at it.
"My name is TV, I am a Co-Co Host." They spoke.
Togepi felt nostalgic listening to that word.
"There ain't such thing as a Co-Co Host." Solrock glared.
"I am here to show you all your life scores, here they are." TV spoke.
The players all went near TV to look at the scores.
4 Lifes: Krookodile, Psyduck, Numel
3.5 Lifes: Druddigon, Dusclops, Solrock, Joltik, Stonjourner
3 Lifes: Pincurchin, Yamper, Wooloo, Eiscue, Ludicolo, Crack-A-Chu, OOM, Vespiqueen
2.5 Lifes: Seismethtoad, Kangaskhan, Wigglytuff, Handy
2 Lifes: Flareon, Makuhita, Sylveon, Alcreamie,
1.5 Lifes: Mothim, J4N-R
1 Life (FINAL LIFE): Magby, Mothim, Gardevoir
after a good while of the TV being turned on, then it turned off and walked away.
The players were left thinking.
"Druddigon... I am nervous... I have very little lifes.." Mothim looked sad.
Druddigon frowned and then tried to smile. "Hey, don't worry buddy, I'm here to help you out, I'll make sure you don't lose lifes" He smiled.
This seemed to cheer up Mothim.
"Um... Druddigon, a word please." Solrock whispered, Druddigon and Solrock walked farther away in the cargo hold.
"Help? How are we gonna help others, when we exactly don't have the highest lifes ourselves, we have to help Lucah, Togepi, Mothim and Kangaskhan not to mention eachother, what if because we help him it can cost us our lifes." Solrock told him.
Druddigon looked to be thinking and then spoke. "Solrock, when I was first born, I had no one, I was all by myself in the world, I had no one to help me.. and frankly, I felt so scared.. so I don't want anyone else to feel like how I felt back then, so helpless and alone, I don't care if it will cost me some of my lifes, I am willing to do sacrifices to protect my friends." Druddigon spoke.
Solrock nodded. "Spoken like a true leader, now come on, let's gather up everyone." She levitated near him.
Meanwhile...
"Ugh, my lifes are so low..." Flareon frowned.
"Yea honey, mine are too. Oh I hope we make it safely." Sylveon frowned.
Then the plane started shaking.
P.A: "Uhhhh this is Captain Mew speaking, we are experiencing a little bit of turbulence, please fasten your seat belts and pray to your religion."
Screams!
From the POV of outside we see how the plane is shaking and doing crazy turns.
In the cockpit Mew is having trouble fixing the planes direction.
"Can you stop this madness?!" Asked Mew.
"I could but, I'd run out of Dark Magic and I'd have to do the challenge wherever we randomly land." Pumpkingking shrugged.
"Fine whatever just do it!" Mew yelled.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.
The plane landed on the floor.
The contestants looked pale and shaking.
"Welcome To the Sinnoh Region! We are on Route 228! It's night-time still as you can tell." Pumpkingking shrugged.
"No wonder the music is so Jazzy." Togepi moonwalked around. J4N-R sneered at her.
"That was terrifying.." Mothim was shaking anxiously.
"We almost DIED!" Druddigon yelled.
"But you didn't tho~" Pumpkingking stuck his tongue out playfully.
"As you can see by this map, The Battle Frontier area of Sinnoh is very round, you know what that means?" Asked Mew.
"Oval Run Round." The players groaned and said boredly.
"How many times are you gonna force us to do that same shitty challenge over and over again!" Numel glared.
"Idk, the creator of this fanfic is really running out of ideas at this point." Pumpkingking frowned.
"You will start running from here, Route 228, and run towards the Survival Area, counter clockwise. After you make it one full round, you will climb to the very tippy top of Mt Stark! Where the quickest players will get rewarded and the slowest will get a severe punishment." Mew spoke.
Suddenly out of nowhere a portal opened up and swallow Handy up. Then it closed.
"Welp, looks like Handy has just been eliminated, you are all the final 29 now." Pumpkingking smiled.
"Good Riddance." J4N-R closed his arms. He never really liked that Hand thing.
"Now Run!" Mew yelled and she teleported away with PumpKingKing.
The players began running.
(Music Playing: Battle! Sinnoh Frontier Brain)
"At least I can levitate this time." Solrock spoke as she levitated.
"We can't afford to stay behind." Druddigon spoke as he carried Mothim in one shoulder and Lucah on another.
"Crikey Mate! Thanks for the lift!" Lucah smiled.
Kangaskhan was trying to catch up but she was a bit slower.
Flareon and Sylveon were running fast cause they were cat dog things. Alcreamie was on top of Sylveon.
Seismethtoad smiled as he ran with Joltik on his head.
Vespiqueen was flying and Dusclops was being forced to carry a bored looking Numel.
J4N-R was running extremely fast, so fast he left OOM and Makuhita behind, they both looked sad.
Gardevoir was helping Magby with his psychic powers.
Wigglytuff and Ludicolo ran as fast as they could. Same with Krookodile and Psyduck.
Stonjourner didn't move, and Pincurchin looked mad as he gave up after a few steps.
Yamper was happily running.
Crack-A-Chu smirked as he was running super fast.
While Gardevoir was running with Magby, they noticed Eiscue was there.
"Hey Magby, do you know that if you actually ran yourself maybe your legs would finally gain a decent quantity of muscle?" Askdd Eiscue.
Magby looked pissed off and growled.
Gardevoir boredly shot a Psychic attack at Eiscue, making him lose 0.5 HP.
Magby (Team Z): "Ugh! Sometimes I just can't stand Eiscue! I know I should learn to relax a bit more but I have a really short temper and I just get aggravated extremely quick, specially with all this stress of me having such low HP." He leaned against the confessional wall.
Meanwhile in the Galor region...
We zoom inside a certain Dojo, In the Isle of Armor.
"Are you sure this is where they were last seen brother?" Asked a female Urshifu.
"Yes sister, both Zacian and Zamazenta said they left a video for us to find here." Spoke a male Urshifu.
"I hope we all find it soon, I want to get stronger already." Said the small Kubfu, as he shadow boxed.
"Remember cousin, it's not all about strength.. we also have to balance it an-" The male Urshifu was interrupted when the female one said.
"I found it! Look here!" She smiled and brought a video tape. She placed the tape on a TV.
In the screen we see Galorian Articuno recording.
"Hello testing?! This is a recording to show what happened to us.." She spoke.
"The Darkest Day returned, so Zacian and I went to stop it but... some creature came out of nowhere and threw balls at Galarian Moltres and Zapdos... and... my sister... Zacian was also captured..." Zamazenta looked scared.
There was banging on the door as if someone wanted to come in.
"Please get away from here as fast as possible and warn others, don't fight him, He-" The door suddenly broke open and the video stopped.
"W-what happened to them!" Male Urshifu yelled.
"Not sure but we better get out as fast as possible then.." Female Urshifu looked worried.
"I got a better idea! How about we kick the butt of the guy who messed with our friends!" The young Kubfu looked ready to fight.
"Kicking my butt? Now that sounds pretty... impossible." From the shadows a pumpkin headed man appeared.
"Who are you! Explain yourself!" Kubfu yelled.
"I am The PumpKingKing! The King of Pumpkins and Pimp of Kings! I am here to catch you three." Smiled Pkk
"Impossible, Zamazenta and Galarian Articuno will come and help us battle you!" Yelled Male Urshifu.
"Oh? You mean these guys?" Pumpkingking showed two master balls..
Gasps!
"Yea they didn't put much of a fight.. I'd recommend you'd do the same." PumpKingKings eyes began glowing.
"There is no escape brother.." Female Urshifu spoke.
"Then I will fight that demon using my Rapid Strikes!" Urshifu glared as he charged.
"And I shall knock him down using my Single Strike!" She yelled as she ran towards him ready to attack.
Pumpkingking threw masterballs at them, and they were caught.
He then looked devilishly at the small defenseless Kubfu, Pumpkingking began growing and growling, devil horns sprouted from his pumpkin head, his pupils began sharper and tinner, he sprouted green screen wings and his claws became sharper.
Kubfu was in a fighting stance but was shaking and crying.
"What's wrong bear... afraid of death!" PumpKingKing became darker and more shadowy as he gave a blood curling scream and charged at the cub.
Back to the Sinnog Region~
(Music Playing: Pokémon- Mt Stark)
Mew was boredly levitating looking at the players.
The players were tiredly walking down the mountain after climbing it up.
"Oh Jeez, it's so hot up here..." Eiscue grumbled.
"And Stonjourner crossed the finish line first!" Mew announced.
Groans!
"How is it that dumb pile of rocks always moves when nobody is looking at them!" Psyduck grumbled.
"Less talking more running!" Wigglytuff kept running.
The players reached the Survival Area and passed it with ease. They returned to Route 228.
"The 4 players who got here first get rewards of one life, those players are J4N-R, Alcreamie, Sylveon and Flareon!" Mew announced.
"Winning makes me horny." Alcreamie smiled.
"Hot." Sylveon giggled. Flareon gagged and rolled her eyes.
Flareon (Team Z): "Ugh, spending time with mom is so nauseating! I mean she and Alcreamie are now officially BSWPFFL! Best Slut Whore Prostitute Friend For Life! I don't really understand all their sexual jokes and plans on working together on whatever Hypnos Impressive Prostitutes is, but the fact they talk about it so much is sooooo annoying!" Flareon glared.
"Eiscue and Pincurchin, you are the two slowest ones which means you're both eliminated." Mew spoke.
"Awe shucks, this can't be good righ- AHHHH!!!" The small penguin screamed as he was being electrocuted and burned alive. He died.
"Psh! Back in my day warriors went out in style! If I am dying, I'm taking you bastards with me!" Pincurchin screamed.
They used Pin Missle on Druddigon, Togepi and Wigglytuff. "Ha! I never liked any of you, take that you whippersnappers!" Pincurchin glared as he shot more Pin Missles at Druddigon, Togepi and Wigglytuff.
"Ow! What the fuck!" "Ouch! Hey what gives!" "Oof that's an a oop."
Druddigon, Wigglytuff and Togepi lost 0.5 HP.
Pincurchin glared and used Sticky Web on Gardevoir blinding him.
Pincurchin then snarled and used Wild Charge, he rammed himself against Magby... killing him.
Then Pincurchin used Wild Charge against Mothim... killing him.
Pincurchin then used Wild Charge against Solrock, making her lose 0.5 HP.
Pincurchin then dies from recoil.
Silence.
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!" Gardevoir screamed after taking the Sticky web off his eyes.
He then froze as he saw Magby... dead in front of him. Gardevoir didn't know what to say, or do..
Druddigon also felt like that... seeing Mothim, the person he promised would protect, die so easily.. he just didn't know what happened...
It all happened too fast.
"Ooookay, it looks like Magby and Mothim are also eliminated." Mew smiled.
"... that's it... someone just dies and to you they're just eliminated, they had dreams, they had lifes!" Gardevoir glared.
"They had! Now they don't, cause they ded." Mew smiled.
"What kind of sick game do you make us play Mew! You think people dying is funny! We are forced to see someone die EVERYDAY! DO YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY?!" Gardevoir screamed.
Druddigon looked like he wanted to speak but was too nervous.
"Listen to me you Trans fuck, I make the rules of the game, this is MY show, if you dont like it, I can easily automatically eliminate yo-" Mew was then hit by a Rainbow Ball.
Gardevoir was glaring. "Fuck You Mew. No wonder nobody loves you and will nobody ever care about you, you're too selfish and egocentric, nothing other than a spoiled bitch!" Gardevoir prepared a Rainbow Ball to throw at Mew.
Mew looked cold and spoke. "Whoever kills Gardevoir will win 1 life."
Silence.
"Like we'd ever do tha-" Alcreamie was glaring and then stopped talking when someone stepped up to battle Gardevoir.
It was J4N-R.
"... Janitor..." Gardevoir looked nervous, remembering his dark past with Janitor in The Private Security Firm.
"Nothing personal. But in order for me to have the highest possibility of success, I will need that free life." J4N-R spoke as he calmly walked towards Gardevoir.
Druddigon tried to help Gardevoir but Mew casted a shield like dome around Gardevoir and J4N-R.
Gardevoir panicked used Rainbow Ball on J4N-R, he took the glowy plasma ball like of it was nothing.
"This upgraded body allows me to be resistant to any type of attack from you. You're out of your league as I am clearly the superiority droid." J4N-R kept walking towards Gardevoir.
Gardevoir tried using a Calm Mind and then sended a Psychic but J4N-R took it like it was nothing.
J4N-R raised his left fist to punch Gardevoir and quickly Gardevoir used protect, however then quickly J4N-R used his right arm and grabbed Gardevoir by the throat, picking him up a few feet off the ground.
"NOOOO!!!!" Screamed Druddigon.
"I never cared about you biological sex toy. Not when you worked in my security firm, and not when you're about to die, you are worthless, a failure, I am sure even your parents thought of that." J4N-R glared, his face was expressionless, like any droids, but his red eyes, his cold droid voice, it sended shivers down everyone's spines
Gardevoir was struggling and trashing about, trying to breathe but he couldn't...
"You couldn't keep the security firm job when I fired you... you couldn't keep your true gender hidden forever.. and you couldn't even keep your best friend alive... you are nothing." J4N-R then squeezed harder and snapped Gardevoirs neck.
J4N-R threw away Gardevoirs dead body, and walked away towards the plane.
"Welp looks like J4N-R got a heart back and now has 3.5 HP! He sure made a recovery! Now does anyone else want to lose hearts or should we continue with the damn game." Mew glared.
The players were all silent, they didn't know what to say.
Mew then teleported all the players somewhere else in Sinnoh.
"Welcome to Route 209! It's a beautiful night right?!" Mew smirked.
The players looked sad, or uncomfortable.
"Jeez, what a bunch of party poopers, I'll finish adjusting the challenge in Hearthome City, you better stay here and not escape see yaaaaa!" Mew flew away.
The players were in the beautiful Route 209, but they felt too uncomfortable with uneasiness.
"They're all just... gone..." Druddigon frowned.
"I'd say we ditch this stupido game and get the hell out of here! This is clearly too dangerous!" Ludicolo spoke.
"Y-yeah! Mew and Pumpkingking aren't here so we can just leave!" Yamper was terrified and began running away north of Route 209.
The Newbies seemed hopeful, but the old veteran players like Solrock, Druddigon and Togepi screamed.
"WAIT NO!!!!"
but it was too late, when Yamper went far enough, he began to burn alive and die.
"Yamper has been eliminated." Said Mew's voice from afar as she laughed.
The players looked horrified.
"We are stuck in this game, whether we want it or not." Druddigon frowned.
"...The point of this game isn't to win the prize anymore, it's just to survive..." Solrock grumbled.
A few hours passed.
"Ugh, that's it." Krookodile stood up and went to a bush near Flareon, he then began to pee on the bush.
"EW WHAT THE FUCK!" Flareon yelled.
"Sorry dawg, but I sure as hell ain't going farther away, when Mew can kill us at any moment." Krookodile frowned.
"Can't really argue with that." Joltik smiled.
"Then what can we do? What other options do we have?" Asked Wigglytuff.
"I'd say try to not die, perhaps near the end of the game you will find a way to stop Mew and Pumpkingking while also reviving everyone who died." Krookodile spoke.
The others nodded
Mew then appeared. "Krookodile, you have the opportunity to leave the game for free, no death, no pain, just leave if you want." Mew spoke boredly.
Silence.
"You're shitting me right?" Asked Krookodile.
"Why can he leave and not us!" Glared Wigglytuff.
"Pumpkingkings orders, something about A Redux, and a Time Space Blast, anywho do you wanna leave?" Asked Mew.
"Fuck Yea!" Krookodile cheered. "Haha! Later bastards!" Krookodile flipped them off and then was teleported away with Mew.
Silence.
"Ugh! This is such bullshit!" Wigglytuff yelled.
"Look at the bright side, we are the Final 23..." Psyduck spoke.
Dusclops just stayed silent, same with Numel.
"Any idea what thou next challenge shall be?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"Whatever it is, I ain't losing it sheila! I can't afford to lose another life, lucky for me I am good at physical courses, nature tricks and how to wrestle a Feraligatr! I am sure I am win any challenge easily!" Lucah smiled.
Then all the players were teleported and looked around.
They were in a show stage.
"Welcome to tonight's opening ceremony challenge, The Beauty Contest!" Mew cheered.
Silence.
"Awe Crap!" Lucah cursed.
Lucario (Team Z): "Listen 'ere mate, I am good at many things, however I've never really danced. When I was little I've never had no one to dance with and there is no way in Crikey Hell, I'd do it with mah mum! Oh blast that sounded way worse than I'd thought..." She smacked her forehead.
(Music Playing: Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl - Contest Hall)
All the players were inside the Beauty Contest place of Hearthome City
"You will all have 5 minutes to dress yourself up and get ready for your score, and because Pumpkingking and I aren't biased, we WON'T be judging you!" Mew smiled.
The players gave confused looks.
"Instead you will be judged by our previously eliminated contestants who know all about fashion, give it up for Yanma, Smoochum and Volcarona!" Mew announced.
"Why am I even here." Smoochum frowned.
"Does anyone even remember her?" Asked Wigglytuff.
"I think she was on season 2." Togepi told her.
Smoochum just looked mad and puffed.
"OMG OWO I AM SO HAPPY TO FINALLY GET TO SEE YOU CUTIES AGAIN, This is like gonna be so totally lit uwu." Yanma uwu'd
"Out of everyone possible, why YANMA had to be the one to return." Asked Psyduck.
"It was either her or Dragonite!" Mew grinned.
"Heh Yanma it is!" Psyduck nervously sweated.
"I'm excited to see you all perform tonight." Volcarona smiled kindly.
"..heh glad to see you again Volcarona, you were without a doubt one of the best teammates on my season 1 team." Druddigon smiled.
"Oh shucks you flatter me Druddigon, I will forever be grateful I was on your team." Volcarona smiled.
"K enough, now what will we do after the dress up thing." Solrock spoke a bit irritated after being jealous.
"After the costume show off, we will then do a dance competition and afterwards will be a move showcase! This challenge is a reference to Season 2s Fashion Dumbtest and Season 2b The Rockstars! Your theme for dressing up is... the natural!" Mew smiled.
Silence.
"What the heck does that even mean." Solrock glared.
"Idk, If you perform badly on this challenge you might start losing lives, so put your backbone into it and start!" Mew announced.
The players went backstage to change.
(Music Playing: Diamond and Pearl - Contest! Dress Up!)
"Ugh I can't wear any of this junk, it makes me look stupid." Solrock was levitating two pink dresses and a makeup kit.
"You think I wanna wear all these feathers and puffballs, we just gotta do what we gotta do." Druddigon frowned squirting glue on him and then throwing feathers and puffballs where the glue was.
"Crikey! There are so many items here."
Kangaskhan smiled. "Ye right daughter, I'm sure us sheilas can get a great costume ey"
Lucah was trying to pick a dress to wear.
"Ha! I'd like to see your flat ass in one of those, aussie haha!" Wigglytuff walked away with her dress.
"Ugh bugger off." Lucah frowned looking at the dress. "This just isn't me, oh I know what I can make it so it fits me better!" She smiled.
"That was horrible grammar." Psyduck looked at her boredly while placing her dress on.
"Ugh get the fuck off ya wanker!" Lucah glared.
Ludicolo grinned looking at all the clothing options.
Ludicolo (Team Z): "Back in my barrio of Lentimas Town, mi cousins and I used to dance so much in fiestas with my neighbors, oh how i miss those tiempos.." He sighed.
We see Ludicolo dressing up in the background really fast.
Sylveon was going at it, she knew exactly what to wear and how much makeup to apply.
"Wow Sylvee, you really know your stuff!" Alcreamie smiled.
"Well working in a prostitution company where you always have to look your very best for the costumers did come with some perks, sometimes we did live sex shows for a larger audience, I believe we called that pole dancing." Sylveon sexplained
"Ew Mom, that's going too deep into it." Flareon grumbled.
"Balls deep you could say~" Alcreamie blushed.
Sylveon and Alcreamie laughed together.
Flareon just groaned as Kabuto inside her fur told her what items to wear.
"Oh my look at all of these brilliant items!" Vespiqueen gave a rich laugh.
"Uh isn't brilliant supposed to mean smart." Dusclops asked Numel.
"It can also mean shinning slash sparkling." Numel boredly told him while looking what to wear.
J4N-R was stone cold and not moving.
"Uh boss you alright?" Asked Makuhita, while OOM was trying off sexy dresses in the background.
"Download complete, initiate swagger wear." J4N-R instantly went and grabbed the classiest most fancy clothing he could find.
Makuhita frowned and placed his focus band on, on the other background Seismethtoad and Joltik were having fun dressing up.
Stonjourner stayed perfectly still.
"Ugh how am i ever gonna find something good to wear in this pile of trash!" Wooloo looked at the pile of clothes.
Togepi popped out of swimming in the pile of clothes which surprised Wooloo. "Oooo so that's what this is!" She smiled.
After a while everyone had their costumes ready. I won't fucking describe them cause that would take too long and make me waste so much tim-
The Reader: *Points gun at me demanding my fanfics show more detail*
sigh...
First off... was Lucah who had an explorer type of of costume, she looked ready for nature.
"Cute! 10" Volcarona smiled.
"It's like totally Kawaii! 10!" Yanma smiled
"It's fine I guess, 5." Smoochum looked bored.
Score: 25/30
then Wigglytuff just had a big cyan dress, had cyan makeup and a crown on her head.
Score: 24/30
Makuhita was wearing his focus band and had a white karate costume with a black belt.
Score: 15/30
Kangaskhan was the same as Lucah.
Score: 10/30
Seismethtoad was wearing a big yellow raincoat and had wet water drops on him.
Score: 12/30
Wooloo had lots of white puffballs and a flag.
Score: 13/30
Ludicolo had two maracas, a green leaf dress and a leaf crown.
Score: 28/30
Crack-A-Chu had a black leather jacket and Dark eyeshadow
Score: 16/30
OOM had a big female lieutenant costume, which made her look intimidating yet feminine.
J4N-R initiated his inner drive cooling system.
Score: 23/30
Vespiqueen had a large green dress, green stockings, a flower scarf and green gloves, she finally had a large exotic flower on her head.
Score: 29/30
Alcreamie had a lime color as she looked green, and her strawberries were replaced with uh those green thingies
Score: 26/30
Flareon had a flower collar, a small dress and a spring.
Score: 12/30
Flareon looked shocked she got such a small score.
Flareon (Team Z): "Look, I'm a cunning mastermind, not a fasionista." Kabuto said hiding inside Flareons neck fur, Flareon just looked bored sitting down.
Sylveon had green storing with a floral desing, a adorable exotic flower for her head, green eyeshadow and lipstick and she had sparkles, her ribbons were all holding a flower and her back had a heart.
Score: 30/30
Druddigon had a deep frown as he was covered in glue, had feathers and puffballs on him.
The jury cringed.
Score: 2/30
Druddigon (Team Z): "Look I have absolutely no idea what is fashionable and trending these days! I can't catch up on all these clothing season styles and I had absolutely no idea what the natural theme even means!" He crossed his arms as he was plucking off the feathers and puffballs off his body.
Stonjourner was wearing nothing.
Score: 0/30
Joltik had a small top hat and a small monocle.
"OMG THAT IS SO ADORABLE OWO!!!! 10/10!" Yanma yelled.
Score: 26/30
Dusclops had a cape, was wearing a Duskull mask and had a black hat.
Score: 19/30
J4N-R had a black tuxedo, a black topcat, and a black cane.
"Looking dapper~" Smoochum smirked.
Score: 22/30
Solrock was blushing as she was wearing her puffy pink dress from Season 1, her princess triangle hat, and had pink makeup on her.
Druddigon blushed looking at her like that, when Solrock noticed him staring she blushed harder.
"Awe that's so adorable! 10/10!" Volcarona did a 0w0 face.
Score: 27/30
Psyduck was dressed up on a white dress with a toxic air mask and a gray puffball .
Score: 10/30
Numel had a rock next to him, a mushroom on his head and a feather.
Score: 8/30
Togepi had two springs on her feet, a red Puffball on where her nose would be and a leaf sapling sprouting on her head.
Score: 15/30
"Alright, only the players that got at least 20 votes will proceed so Solrock, J4N-R, Joltik, Sylveon, Alcreamie, Vespiqueen, OOM, Ludicolo, Wigglytuff and Lucah go to the next round! Dancing!" Mew announced.
Some players looked nervous while others looked excited.
"J4N-R why are you participating in this, you do know that you won't gain anything since you are immune for two nights right?" Asked Mew.
"This information has just been given to me, therefore I'll wait on the plane-" J4N-R began leaving.
"Honey.. wouldn't you like to see me dance?" Asked OOM
J4N-R thought about leaving but then decided to stay and sit in the audience with all the other players who failed.
"Alright let's start the first dance competition!" Mew spoke and music started playing.
Music Playing: Diamond and Pearl - Super Contest Hard Dance)
The players began dancing, like in the Unova Musicals, aka... really fucking weird.
Yanma, Smoochum and Volcarona were all frowning and had their eyes wide looking at them dance.
The other players looked shocked.
"What the fuck are we looking at here!" Crack-A-Chu yelled.
Which made some of the dancers blush and feel embarrassed.
Alcreamie unintentionally tripped and fell over.
OOM accidentally stepped on the small Joltik which made made them both scream scared.
Joltik cried a bit.
Flareon couldn't help but look back.
Ludicolo was shaking his maracas and bouncing. He and Sylveon danced pretty excellent.
Vespiqueen and Solrock simply danced good.
Others like Wigglytuff and Lucah kept missing their dance moves.
They danced for a bit more until the music ended.
Then silence.
"What the fucking shit was that!" Dusclops yelled.
"Quite the stunning performance wouldn't you say judges, who danced best and worst?!" Asked Mew.
"Um.. well Sylveon, Ludicolo did very excellent." Smiled Volcarona
"Yeeee Sorock, and Vespiqueen also danced good!" Yanma smiled.
"Yea but OOM, Joltik, Alcreamie; they messed up by stumbling. So much." Volcarona frowned.
"Wigglytuff and Lucah danced horribly! Like if they had two left feet." Smoochum crossed her arms.
"Yea and Flareon, there was even one point where you completely stopped dancing and stared back at all the chaos for wayyy too long that's nooo good." Yanma nodded.
"It means Sylveon, Solrock, Ludicolo and Vespiqueen go into the final round! Now Dress up again with a different costume as this times theme will be The Created!" Mew smiled.
Silence.
"What does that MEAN!" Solrock glared.
Mew shrugged and teleported away
The five minute counter started.
Music: Black and White - Dress up with props
Sylveon, Ludicolo and Vespiqueen instantly went to dress up.
Solrock had no idea what to wear, she never liked wearing those cringy girly things but she felt like if she didn't she might lose.
"...ugh this is so difficult, specially when.. he is looking at me like that.." Solrock remembered Druddigon looking at her blushing.
She herself blushed. "Ugh, let me just... try this on." Solrock was levitating a black hat
"Oh my Vespiqueen, The Created Theme I haven't had so much fun in a Beauty Contest in so long!" Sylveon smiled.
"Indeed, back in my hive, my subjects would perform dance contestants in the village, oh how I hoped one day I could perform myself, so I studied as much about fashion and trends as possible, this shall be my grand debut in the musical performances! I shall be admired by all the 21 regions of the pokemon world and be a famous celebrity star! Ho ho ho ho!" Vespiqueen gave a fancy rich laugh as she wore the dress on.
"You said it Queen, dancing is so liberating and fun, I'd love to try and perform in official dance contests myself on day!" Sylveon smiled as she placed on a stocking.
"Ah you chicas be talking about dance performances, mi name is Ludicolo as you know I am a famous dancer~" He nudged Vespiqueen.
"My apologies, I've never heard of thou." Vespiqueen boredly spoke.
"Wah, it's mi Ludicolo, the dancer trainer of the Unova Region, I trained the best dancers in Nimbasa City's Pokemon Musical and hosted the Moonlight at Nimbasa Musical for the Nimbasa City Plaza Ceremony!" Ludicolo spoke.
"Ooooh, that's were the famous celebrity Gardevoir participated when she was a Kirlia right?" Asked Sylveon.
"Indeed, I remember now, you're that guy." Vespiqueen smiled.
"Yes that guy." Ludicolo frowned.
"That guy~" Sylveon smiled.
"That.. guy." Ludicolo looked a bit annoyed.
"You're not that guy pal, trust me you're not that guy." Pumpkingking smiled.
"Rey Calabaza! Where have you been!" Ludicolo looked spooked.
"Meh doing boring stuff, now i'm back, you all have 2 minutes to finish dressing up!" Pumpkingking smiled
"Mierda! I still don't know what I should wear for this final part of the challenge!" He looked nervous.
"Little bit of advice darling, The Created Theme is a form of hint to say you must wear something spiritual." Vespiqueen was wearing a galaxy desing kimono dress, a shooting star on her head, and planet earrings. Her dress also seemed to have a ring, like Saturn.
"Most importantly hun just try to have fun and enjoy yourself, if you stress too much about what you're going to choose, you will just mess up, just make it up as you go." Sylveon smiled, she had cyan eyeshadow and lipgloss, she did a tiny bit of make-up blush on her cheeks, had ocean waves stockings and had a water droplet on her head.
"Yea dressing up is really dumb anyway, just do whatever you want." Solrock looked bored as she had a black tophat on her head spike. A black bow tie, a monocle and purple eyeshadow, she also had contact glasses so her round red eyes were heart shaped.
Ludicolo looked at the clothes around him and smiled. "Thanks chicas, you're all wonderful nenas." Ludicolo nodded.
(The Stage)
The judges were judging, duh.
Vespiqueen got 30/30
Sylveon got 29/30
Solrock got 28/30
And Ludicolo was wearing a flower crown with green elf shoes, he had a green brooche, and was holding a ukulele on one hand and a flower desing umbrella on the other.
he got 27/30
Claps!
"Now for the dancing competition! Simply follow my moves and also follow my lyrics cause you 4 will SING!" Mew announced.
Ding!
"What! You didn't say we would sing in the dance competition!" Solrock glared.
"Welp now you will so ready? set? Go!" Mew cheered.
(Music Playing: D/P/Pt - Dance Contest Music - Easy)
Mew: "If you want immunity, you'll have to go up, down, left, right~"
Solrock, Ludicolo, Vespiqueen, Sylveon: "If we want immunity, your moves, copy we might~"
Mew: "Yes go to Dance Town and get ready too~ Go right, left, up, down, left, right, down!"
Sylveon, Vespiqueen, Ludicolo, Solrock: "Wait slow down, copying these many moves will make us frown!"
Mew smiled and levitated away, Then Pumpkingking stood in front of the four dancers and the message said Copy the moves of dancer in front of you.
Pumpkingking: "If you want one free life, then strife to go up, down, left, right, down, up!
Ludicolo, Solrock, Sylveon, Vespiqueen: "We are scared we might die so we seriously need that 1-up!"
Pumpkingking: "Don't be scared just Dance around, with left, right, right, up, down, left, right, up, down on the ground!"
Sylveon, Solrock, Vespiqueen, Ludicolo: "Wow after copying so many moves, our confusion we finally found..." They looked dizzy.
Pumpkingking then levitated away and Mew took his spot, as the message said Copy the Dance moves of the host in front of you.
The players were trying to stop being dizzy.
Mew: "Well looks like you're finally dizzy, this next command might make you pissy, but hurry up and go, up up, down down, up, down, up, down!"
Ludicolo, Vespiqueen, Sylveon, Sorock: "Do you really think you can easily break us, in this song we are all bound !"
Mew: "Then now go leftrightdownupleftdownupleftrightdownleftupupdoweftrightdownlefeftupleft!"
Sylveon, Solrock, Ludicolo, Vespiqueen: "Please slow down your speed will take our immunity in a theft!"
Mew grinned and flew away, then Pumpkingking took her spot and the message said, Copy the moves of the Co-Host in front of you.
Pumpkingking: "Let's do something simple how about we go right, up, down, right, up, ,right, down, left!"
Vespiqueen, Ludicolo, Sylveon, Solrock: "Come on we're so tired! How much of this song do we have left!"
Pumpkingking: "Now go... LEFTRIGHTUPDOWNDOWNLEFTUPLEFTRIGHTUPDOWNLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHT to survive that move let's see who has the might!"
Solrock, Sylveon, Ludicolo, Vespiqueen: "Ugh before trying this Dance we should've just given up on sight..." They all collapsed on the ground tired.
(Song End)
The dance performers were all tired and panting on the stage.
"Wow that was a great performance!" Volcarona smiled.
"Yee it was cute!" Yanma clapped.
"It was alright I guess." Smoochum looked bored.
"Now the scores?" Asked Mew.
"Well they all did good, oh this is just so hard.." Volcarona seemed to be thinking.
Then suddenly from the roof came down three objects, breaking the floor, one was a large Boulder, another was a huge block of ice, and the other was an steel ball.
Everyone other than Pumpkingking looked surprised.
The rocks were shaking, transforming and taking shape, into three elemental golems.
Regirock, Regice, Registeel.
"I see, Titans!" Seismethtoad pointed at the legendary golems.
"No shit, but why are they here!" Dusclops spoke.
"We have come to cancel your legendary catching show, as it is not only immoral but extremely illegal, by the United federation of legendaries and mythical we have been given orders by Arceus to eliminate you all." Registeel spoke in a cold robotic voice, his seven red dot eyes glew.
"Our boss Regigigas has sent us here to kill you all to protect any more legendaries from being captured and slayed by you criminals. As your meddling with catching Palkia and Dialga has attracted a lot of attention since Time and Space are breaking now, our savior lord Arceus has to keep time and space from breaking down which is why she couldn't come herself here today." Regirock spoke in a more rocky/gruff robotic voice.
"Why didn't your big bad boss Regigigas come here to fight us then!" Crack-A-Chu smirked in a fighting stance.
"Um... well... h-he had a bit of a Slow Start to get here..." Regice nervously spoke as her robotic voice sounded more icy than the others.
"Silence. As the Legendary Titans we have sworn to protect legendaries from unkind selfish, bitches like yourself Mew." Registeel spoke in his robotic voice.
"Ugh still Salty about me voting you off in The arceus competition are we Registeel? I told you it was all just a game." Mew shrugged.
"Mew; What you are doing right now is so illegal and dangerous that you must understand this is not a game. You are putting legendaries and innocent player pokemons lifes at risk if you want to open the Multidimensional Portal." Registeel glared and was using Iron Defense.
Regirock was using Rock Polish and Regice was using mist so the battle field was a bit foggy and cold.
"The Multidimensional Portal? What is that?" Asked Druddigon.
"I've never heard of such thing." Psyduck looked impressed.
"Ugh forget about it, it's no big deal." Mew crossed her arms but looked nervous.
"Mew is delusional, she found out about a portal in Hall of Origin that can make you travel to any possible reality, timeline and dimension. However to open it, it comes with the prize of Legendary souls. She will use the souls of the legendaries to open the Multidimensional Portal, escape from this dimension which is breaking and collapsing because time and space are broken, and start a life on a brand new dimension where nobody remembers all the shitty things she did in the arceus competition, so that way she is famous and popular like she used to be!" Regirock yelled.
"Basically she is doing this for a really fucking petty reason." Registeel deadpanned.
"Wait a second... so the One Wish... it doesnt exist?!" Asked Wooloo.
Mew frowned and grumbled. "Ugh.. NO! It doenst exist! I made it up so you would come and help me catch all the legendaries."
Gasps!
"WHAT THE FUCK! THERE IS NO WISH! SO WE ARE ALL DOING THIS FOR NOTHING!" Crack-A-Chu screamed.
"All the players that have died, all of our perished friends, it was all meaningless!" Druddigon glared.
"It sureeee was! And not like it mattered much anyway, after Mew and i crossed the Multidimensional Portal, this dimension would crumble down and break either way killing everything in it, so they would've died either way even if we let them live." Pumpkingking winked.
"Why didn't you catch the legendaries yourself Mew." Spoke Alcreamie.
"Legendary pokemon can't catch legendaries, thats why i never tried, the ball breaks if i try, see?" Mew threw a Masterball at Registeel and it exploded before it even reached to him.
"Then why didn't Pumpkingking just catch them himself?" Asked Flareon.
"I tried asking him! But he said he would only do it when he feels like it, and he usually never feels like doing anything, so i needed a plan B, i needed a group of weak, worthless, dumb pokemon that could do my dirty work for me; and you're all perfect for that, you're all nothing but losers! Misfits before we all brought you here!" Mew smirked.
Pumpkingking was holding TV and while he spoke a scene of what he was saying appeared on TV. "Numel was bullied by everyone in school and hated by his parents! Dusclops was an orphan and his girlfriend cheated on him! Druddigon was born all alone and abandoned, he was the weakest Druddigon in his pack, Kangaskhan is secretly an alcoholic, Psyduck used to be a street performer who did fake magic tricks to scam people, she got her ass kicked a lot when she was caught haha, Alcreamie is the way she is because of her uncle had a bit too much fun with her when she was little and alone! Solrock had no family and was sexually abused a lot in her cave by others far stronger than her when she was younger, Sylveon worked so much as a prostitute she never had time for her kid, which almost made Eevee get raped when she was little! oh the list goes on and on about how you're all failures in life and you were NOTHING before you came into our show!" Pumpkingking smirked evilly.
Sylveon and Flareon looked horrified.
Alcreamie and Solrock looked away blushing.
Dusclops and Numel looked sad.
Other players like Druddigon glared.
"Here is the funny thing "players" You cant stop us, if you leave you will end up like Yamper, if you attack Mew and i, you die, and if you dont try to catch those legendaries and sing, YOU DIE!!!!" PumpKingKing screamed.
Ding!
All the players were then holding Masterballs.
They looked at the ball.
"throw your ball away or refuse to catch the legendaries, and I'm pretty sure you know what automatically eliminated will mean." Pumpkingking grinned.
"Now sing for us you bastards! Hahaha!" Mew laughed.
The legendary titans prepared to use attacking moves.
(Music: Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald - Regi Trio Battle Theme [Enhanced])
Contestants: "It's a Trio! They are a Trio!" x3
Mew and Pumpkingking keep repeating It's a Trio, They are a Trio in the background a bit more quietly, during the entire song,
Makuhita: "Regirock!"
Vespiqueen: "Regice!"
Sylveon: "Registeel!"
Pumpkingking and Mew: "It's a Trio, They're a trio!"
Kangaskhan: "First there is Regirock!"
Lucah: "Made out of very hard rocks!" Rocks tumbling down were heard.
Flareon "Regice is made out, well ice!" The wind blew as the battle field was cold and the walls were freezing.
Psyduck: "And Registeel is made out of steel, steel, steel, steel!" The Registeel metal body sound loudly like metal banging against eachother everytime he took a step closer to battle the players.
Players: "It's A Trio! They are a Trio!" x2
Solrock: "Legendary... Golems.."
Druddigon: "Legendary Titans!~"
Contestants: "It's A Trio! They are a Trio!" x2
Wooloo: "Legendary.."
Dusclops: "powerful.."
Flareon: "Giants!"
Wigglytuff: "Their body's as hard as-"
Crack-A-Chu: "Rock!"
Numel: "Ice!"
Alcreamie: "And Steel!"
All: "It's a Trio, They're a Trio!" x2
Togepi: "Because they're the Legendary Regi Trio!"
Joltik: "Will we win or will we lose, find out in Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour!~"
Contestants: "It's a Trio! They are a Trio!" x2
Dusclops: They're the powerful Legendary golems!~"
All: "It's a Trio! They are a Trio!" x2
Seismethtoad: "The Grand Legendary Titans!"
Wigglytuff: "Their body's as hard as-"
Crack-A-Chu: "Rock!"
Ludicolo: "Ice!"
OOM: "And Steel!"
All: "It's a Trio, They're a Trio!" x2
Togepi: "Because they're the Legendary Regi Trio!"
Joltik: "Will we win or will we lose, find out in Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour!~"
(Song End)
There was a battle.
Regice shot ice beams, Druddigon just barely dodged it.
Regirock made rocks slide down and fall from the sky. The huge boulders crushed Togepi, Psyduck and Numel who all died and then respawned with one less heart.
Regice used Icicle Crash and razor sharp icicles came crashing down on Ludicolo and killing him.
"Oops, oh I'm so sorry i didnt mean to kill you that painfully!" Regice spoke in her cute robotic voice.
"Sister, focus, our mission is to kill them all!" Regirock spoke as he used Rock Slide to kill Joltik.
"Oops! I am so sorry big bro, I'll do a better job at killing them, i promise!" Regice looked happy and then was shocked when she was sucked inside a Master Ball.
"FUCK! They already got Sis!" Registeel glared and used another Flash Cannon at Togepi, killing her.
"Don't give up yet brother, lower their HP lifes as much as possible, even if we die the goal is to make the other legendaries job easier so they kill them faster!" Regirock spoke in his robotic voice and then grunted when a Masterball hit him and he was caught.
"Brother! I won't die without taking some of you down with me! You will all be in hell when you all die at the end of this!!!" Registeel started to shine.
"...oh no..." Solrock looked worried.
Registeel used Explosion!
The players looked shocked and braced themselves.
The explosion blast hitted EVERYONE, they all screamed in pain as they were all thrown away. Well all but Dusclops who was unaffected.
After the blast and smoke cleared, The Beauty Contest stage and rows of chair near it were destroyed... a huge explosion hole was on the ground and we saw Registeels body on the floor, he was struggling to turn on and reboot. When he manage to awake, all the players were looking down at him, some glaring but most frowning.
"We are sorry, Registeel..." Togepi looked guilty.
"... It's ok, you small common pokemon... you were forced into all of this blasphemous activity... seeing my brother and sister die before me... hurted more than me literally blowing myself up... hehehe... ow..." Registeel grumbled and his robotic voice was glitchy.
Makuhita awkwardly raised his master ball.
Registeel coughed and grunted. "... i just hope i bought all the other legendaries enough time to escape... from you all... i hope i did my suicide mission, successfully... my lord..." Registeel then turned off, and died.
Some players stopped glaring and looked uncomfortable, others like Togepi, Sylveon and OOM were crying.
Makuhita tapped his masterball on Registeels body and catched him.
"Yay! Woohoo it seems the Regi Trio has been catched! I wonder what other legendaries we will met and catch next! oh sorry i mean KILL!" Mew grinned.
The players glared at her.
"Crikey! Sheila you're bleeding!" Kangaskhan ran towards Lucah, Lucah was on the floor all dusty and she spitted some blood out, her fedora was a bit broken too.
"Ugh bloody tosser made me go into 0.5HP... i barely survived that explosion attack..." Lucah tried to stand up but she stumbled, so her mother helped her stand up.
"Well consider yourself lucky, you only lost 0.5 HP, literally everyone else here lost one full heart! Well other than Dusclops he lost nothing." Psyduck spoke.
"Heh perks of being a ghost type." Dusclops grinned.
He received glares from that comment.
"Meh, it wasn't your time to speak bud." Numel boredly looked at him and Dusclops looked at the ground awkwardly.
Then suddenly all the players were teleported to the cargo hold.
(Cargo Hold - The Plane)
They were all there, waiting to be called for elimination. It was quiet, too quiet.
Crack-A-Chu, Seismethtoad and Joltik had went to eat in Fancy First Class. The three seemed happy eating food.
Dusclops, Vespiqueen and Numel went to talk somewhere else, economy class.
"Ugh... I fucked up by saying I'm a ghost didn't i?" Asked Dusclops.
"You sure did bud... you having a lot of life's, being able to fly and being physically strong could make people target you.." Numel glanced at him boredly.
Vespiqueen was placing makeup on.
"So who should we vote off?" Asked Dusclops.
Numel gave a small grin. "I think we should just vote-"
Then the scene chaged.
Psyduck and Ludicolo were away. It seemed like she was talking to him him whispers..
OOM, J4N-R and Makuhita were talking in the dinning area of loser class.
Only Flareon, Sylveon, Alcreamie, Kangaskhan, Lucah, Togepi and Solrock were gathered in the cargo hold.
"Who should we eliminated?" Finally asked Flareon breaking the ice.
Silence.
"I say we eliminate, Lucah." Solrock decided to speak.
The good guys gasped.
"Lucah? Why not someone evil like Psyduck, Dusclops or OOM?" Asked Alcreamie.
"We must stop thinking this as a game. This is real life; and our goal should be to save everyone, Lucah has the lowest HP out of everyone here, so if we eliminate her now then she should be teleported to the Afthermathematics." Solrock spoke.
"Solrock is right, we have to keep trying to save lifes as much as we can." Druddigon nodded.
"No! I want to stay in the game, to make it to the end... to find a way ow... to stop this entire fucked up show!" Lucah yelled but flinched in pain as she hsd bandages and bruises.
"We will find a way to stop Mew and Pumpkingking." Togepi told Lucah.
"But we won't find it soon... and if you stay longer, you will die..." Druddigon told her.
Lucah looked down at the floor, her fedora covering her face, as she began crying.
"I came so far just to lose again... it happened in season 2, it happened in season 3c and now here... i am so weak..." Lucah cried.
"Oh darling, you tried your best, we are all in this mess, and we just want to make sure you survive." Sylveon smiled at her.
Lucah wiped her tears away.
"Alright sheila.. what do i do with this tho?" Lucah showed everyone her Common Candy.
"Not sure.. perhaps give it to your mom so she can save it." Flareon told her.
From inside her neck Kabuto whispered to Flareon that she was an idiot she was supposed to say, give it to me for safe keeping; But Flareon didn't do what Kabuto told her this time.
Lucah nodded and gave the common candy to her mom.
"I'll miss all of you, you're all my best friends and are always looking out for ye sheila." Lucah smiled.
They all group hugged.
In the Dining area OOM, Makuhita and J4N-R were.
"Honey, i feel bad for doing this... i dont like hurting others..." OOM frowned.
J4N-R ignored her.
"Yea specially since doing this is all meaningless and all that.." Makuhita spoke eating meatloaf with his hands.
"Explain yourself." J4N-R spoke in a cold calculating voice.
"Hmmm well there was something about us killing legendaries and like uh i think the one wish prize was fake all along and-" Makuhita was eating and then was interrupted by J4N-R coldly saying What.
"Oh yea uh sorry boss but the wish, doesnt exist. This entire thing is kinda pointless, plus this dimension is like breaking down and we all might die either way." Makuhita ate the meatloaf.
J4N-R stood there still.
"What will we do J4N-R?" Asked OOM.
J4N-R glared at the table. J4N-Rs super advanced data processors were trying to keep up but... J4N-R felt confused. If this entire show is a lie and all he was doing was for nothing, then why was he doing this in the first place.
"Yea boss what do we do, we're always here to help you!" Makuhita smiled.
J4N-R looked back at him, he just stared.
"Um boss i mean meaning to tell you this for a while... thanks for being our old leader, in Bulu Bulls, you sure helped us recover, even after being in such losing streak, you kept your promise and kept OOM and i togegher in the game, you're a true friend, although i know you must've had lots of friends." Makuhita smiled.
The word lots of friends, lots of friends, lots of friends, kept repeating on J4N-Rs old memory archive, he was having... a flashback.
We see a lonely B1 Battle Droid cleaning the halls of The Death Star 2, the Empire Built.
That weak and dirty B1 Battle Droid, believe it or not, was the very first ORIGINAL Janitor.
He REALLY was a Janitor Droid. He just cleaned, he wasn't allowed to have a blaster, he wasn't allowed to go in the battlefront and win glory like all his other B1 Droid comrades.
Janitor was just forced to clean, as the others ignored him/treated him as shitty as C-3PO
Janitor sighed sadly as he sweeped the floors.
"Pst hey OOM-2639 guess what, OOM-2736 told OOM-4629." Grinned a B1 Battle Droid holding a blaster.
"What?" Asked a female B1 Battle Droid, who also had a blaster.
"Roger Roger." Said the B1 Battle Droid.
The female one laughed. "You're so funny." She went away with the male one.
"Ugh... i wish i was as popular as other Battle Droids..." Janitor spoke in his classic B1 Battle Droid voice.
Then a female B1 Battle Droid came near Janitor.
"Roger Roger." She said.
Janitor blushed and said. "Roger Roger."
"My name is OOM-5660 and you are?" Asked OOM-5660.
"O-oh uh us Janitor droids aren't given assignment codes.. they just replace us when we break or are malfunctioning, i am Janitor Droid number 56." Janitor spoke.
"Your name is too long darling, I'll just call you... Janitor." OOM-5660.
"Oh alright then, your number is also long, how about i just call you OOM instead?" Asked Janitor.
"Wow, seriously?" Asked OOM-5660
Oh crap, did i say something wrong? Uh Oh!
"Removing my desinged code number would mean i am OOM-0001 which is the biggest of honors, ah thank you, from now on refer to me as OOM!" OOM smiled.
"Oh heh yea i totally meant to do that haha.." Janitor tried to play it off cool.
"So what you doing here cleaning all by yourself?" Asked OOM.
"Oh you know, just doing my tasks, unclog toilets, fix wires, clean vents, stuff like that. Anything to help the Empire take down those blasted Rebels haha!" Janitor laughed a bit.
OOM giggled. "You hate the republic as much as i do?! Ah you're a sweetheart deep inside that cold metal body of yours!" OOM smiled
"Hehe what about you? You must be having a blast, literally! Being on the battlefront, shooting down the Jedi Scum." Janitor grinned.
"Ah yes, it is quite fun, you should join!" OOM smiled.
"Oh i wish, but us Janitor droids aren't allowed to go to the battlefront." Janitor frowned.
"I am higher class B1 Battle Droid, i can persuade a B2 Battle Droid to let you join the army if you desire, so what do you say?" Smiled OOM
"Roger Roger." Janitor smiled. His face and OOMs face were super close.
"Hey guys what's up!" Smiled a droid interrupting the romantic scene as Janitor and OOM pulled away.
"Fuck out of here Jerry!" Janitor glared.
"Yea! Fuck you Jerry!" OOM smiled.
Jerry began crying oil tears and ran away to play Private Security Farmville.
After that Janitor then joined the army after a rigorously harsh bootcamp to test his skills. Janitor was the weakest Droid and did horribly at first, but by the end of the year Janitor had improved so much, he became faster and stronger.
OOM and Janitor went to wars and blasted enemies together, they were both in perfect sync.
Janitor also has to do his janitor job at night times so the Empire wouldn't get suspicious but in day time, he was absent and battled in the battlefront with OOM.
Janitor smirked shooting his blaster and killing young padawans, he then looked to his side and blushed.
How OOM smiled in glee as she crushed the heads of younglings, and shot her blaster at the same time to a master jedi who deflected the shot.
Janitor gasped. "OOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!"
OOM looked confused and her arm was blown off. "AHHHH!!!" She screamed.
The Jedi Order fleed, and OOM was left on the ground bleeding oil from her shot arm.
"Stay with me OOM! Stay with me love..." Janitor was holding OOMs other hand.
OOM and Janitor had been together for more than a year, she started droid dating him ever since he first started his bootcamp training.
The other droids looked nervously.
Then stormtroopers took OOMs body.
"w-where are they taking her..." Asked Janitor.
"Maybe they are going to repair her?" Said a droid.
"Affermative, she has only lost an arm, it can't be that hard to fix." A Droid smiled.
However weeks passed after The Battle of Jakku, and Janitor knew nothing about OOMs safety.
He felt uneasy and since he was a cleaning droid, he had the ability to accest the trash room with the crush wall thingies. There, he found... OOMs... broken, crushed body...
Janitor was horrified, OOM... was gone... and there was no way he could ever fix her... OOM went and salvaged all her pieces. He only managed to find a select few... her memory core was completely busted, however he went on a secret mission to the planet of Geonosis, to see if he could somehow recover her memory core.
After a few negotiations with the owner. (It shows Janitor pointing his blaster at him)
Janitor had fixed OOMs memory core.
He just needed a brand new body for her...
"Where are all the B1 Battle Droids..." Asked Janitor.
"We haven't gotten the supply to make them yet, you silly little droids break so much we have to make more and more every single day, 10 thousands of them! Our last shipment just went away, i have nothing more.." He spoke.
"Come on bub, i ain't waiting until more droid bodies appear, i need any body, Now!" Janitor glared, he used to be a calm and awkward cleaning droid, but the harsh environment of the battlefront and the loss of his girlfriend made him more quick tempered and filled with rage.
"We have... sex droids..." He said looking away.
"What!" Janitor glared.
"Sex droids! With the decrease of female stormtroopers, the empire makes us do these silicone sex Droids for the Stormtroopers!" He pointed at a Droid with big boobs, big ass and purple markings.
"I'll take it." Janitor spoke.
After leaving the factory, Janitor inserted tge memory chip in OOM.
"Huh? what happened..." Asked OOM.
"You were injured in the battlefront, then the empire threw you away like trash... i can never forgive them for what they did. So i plan on taking dowm both the Republic and the Empire." Janitor glared.
OOM looked shocked. "What?! How could you do that hun?" Asked OOM.
"Everything is, coldly calculated my love." Janitor grinned.
Janitor helped The Empire weaken the defenses of the Republic, however then when the republic were winning with what little troops they had left, Janitor secretly lowered the defenses of the Death Star 2, and the republic destroyed it. Janitor and OOM escaped and many imperialist died. Then Janitor killed the rest of the republic with what little of the empire was left, and Janitor made a revolution with the droids to take over mankind.
The Stormtroopers tried to fight back, but couldn't with theit wack aim.
Janitor then crushed them all and ruled over the galaxy with his army of droids. However when it was all over... what could he do? Nothing.
With all biological forms of life dead, and galaxy ruled under his iron first. Janitor had nothing else to do...
"Hey dude, you doing alright?" Asked OOM-5555, Janitors best friend. 5555 and Janitor go way back.
5555 was the first droid to ally with Janitor in the revolution against mankind.
5555 was a brilliant droid with amazing combat skills.
"I'm sorry 5555, i am just reminiscing..." Janitor looked at the window of his ship.
"About what?" Asked 5555.
"Now that we ruled over the entire galaxy for a few centuries... i just... don't really know what else to do..." Janitor spoke melancholic.
"My entire lifes purpose was to clean.. so i cleaned off every single biological species off the galaxy, and now that my goal has been accomplished... what do i do?" Asked Janitor.
5555 shrugged. "I guess just hang out with us? Your wife and kids are waiting in the lobby for you bro. Don't keep us waiting, haha." OOM-5555 playfully patted his back and left.
But Janitor felt alone... felt like something was missing, oh he was thou a measly droid. He couldn't understand... his own emotions.
Then a portal appeared infront of him.
"What the..." Janitor looked at it.
"This will take you to a dimension, where you can expirience the thrill of the battle zone all over again, OOM and 5555 are also there waiting for you... will you go through it?" Said a mysterous voice.
Janitor was surprised, he didn't know if he should go... he said he wouldn't mind a few minutes, just to experience the art of war again.
He went through the portal.
And Janitors life changed forever...
OOM didn't know who he was...
OOM-5555 had suffered a brutal head bash a week before Janitor arrived here and well he became a bit... odd
"HAHAUEJSUSMWJSJJS SHENJNATIORhuwjeisjsjshiwwnjsimpreiee!!!!!" OOM-5555 laughed in a glitchy voice.
"Hehe! You said it OOM-5555!" OOM smiled.
"Wow heh you sure know a lot about 5555..." Janitor frowned...
He had been stuck in this dimension for weeks... what happened to his best friend in his original dimension... what happened to his wife and kids..
Janitor didn't mean to stay here for too long... he just wanted to re-live war again.
But... it wasn't the same...
He did the same thing he did in the original time line...
but his end life felt... wrong... he didn't feel as these were his true allies...
The portal appears infront of him again.
He just needed to return to his original dimension.
and so he went through the portal...
And time after time again... he was taken to a different dimension...
once where he battled in a coliseum...
once where he battle with and against the Nazi Empire...
once where he fucked OOM in C.O.R.E, he just missed doing that...
However no matter how many times Janitor traveled he could never return to his original timeline...
this left him feeling empty, and angry with himself... he felt upset he left his perfect life, with friends, with fans, with his wife and kids...
Just for a cheap thrill and this wild goose chase that would never end...
He was so bored of the same thing over and over again he joined Mew's Newer Island with OOM, just to spice his life a bit more...
He was surprised when OOM-5555 was also there...
He lost that season...
But came back and stole the money.
He then opened a private security firm, and it made lots of money, Janitor was rich.
But then he got an invitation to join Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour... the prize is... One Wish... a wish for anything you could ever want, anything.
Janitors eyes shined. He could... return to his original timeline... he had no need to become overlord of the galaxy, for the 10th time again..
So he joined, and because of his emotions he lost... so Janitor naturally removed them... was that the reason he removed them truelly? No.
There was a conversation... that made Janitor feel the weakest he ever felt... and it replayed in his head over and over again... It was OOM after being eliminated in MNA-SLWT...
Janitor had just been eliminated and arrived at his private security firm. Where OOM was waiting glaring with him, arms crossed.
"Janitor, we need to talk." She said.
"Ugh... what now woman." Janitor rolled his impossible to roll eyes.
"What?! WHAT! You're an asshole! You never cared about me, you sacrified me like if i meant nothing to you! You tricked me, you never loved me, why would you do this." OOM cried.
Janitor felt awkward... so he decided to come clean.
"OOM, I am not from this dimension." Janitor spoke.
"W-what?!" She asked.
"I am from another dimension, that's why whatever happens in this dimension isn't of my concern, i am trying to return to my own dimension." Janitor told her.
"WHAT?! So you're not even from here, you have another life, another job... another OOM?!" Asked OOM.
"Well yes i suppose that is correct..." Janitor nodded.
"So you... truelly never loved me... i bet if that other OOM would've been in my spot you wouldn't had sacrified her huh!" OOM glared.
Janitor looked at the floor and then looked away. "That's... different."
"Unbelievable... all that time we spended bonding, all that time fucking, all that time being by your side and never abandoning you... was for nothing! Look at me! Look at me when i am fucking talking to you, you metallic piece of bastard!" OOM glared crying.
Janitor looked at her face and saw the pain in her facial expression... he felt... horrible...
"I was loyal to you... and did everything you told me to do.. i killed even tho i didn't want too... i had my sexual libido turned to max just cause you liked it that way... and i had no friends no one at all other than you... do you have any idea how horrible it feels to have no one else, no friends!" OOM glared.
Janitor frowned and looked away. "Yea... i do..." He spoke remembering him being lonely and depressed back when he was weak and awkward.
"I'm leaving." Janitor began to leave, but OOM stood in front of him blocking the door.
"N-no! Please stay! Don't leave! I love you... i am so attached to you Janitor, but you're just ultimately going to abandon me, like you abandoned and ruined the lifes of all the other OOMs you met before... and your original OOM who has been abandoned for who knows how long!" OOM glared.
"SHUT UP!" Janitor pushed OOM and she banged her head against the metal desk edge. OOM began to glitch and bleed oil from there, she then shut off.
Janitor just stared at her shocked.
"Oh fuck!" Janitor rushed to fix OOM, and he did but every single one of her memories had been erased.
"Huh, where am i? Who am i?" She asked confused.
"... you're OOM... I'm your husband Janitor..." He spoke.
"Oh darling, how i missed you!" OOM hugged Janitor.
But Janitors face looked unhappy. He knew her emotions were fake, her life was fake, her feelings were fake. It was all fabricated... However the guilt he felt against all the OOM he abandoned and hurted, and remembering the pain he caused this OOM.. being physically and emotionally hurt... planed to be abandoned and replaced by the original OOM... and betrayed horribly in Season 3 and 2. Janitor felt guilty, this OOM was hurt and abused so much by Janitor... yet here she was hugging him telling him she loves him, even tho she was just created again...
Her feelings and emotions were fake...
but his weren't, he really did love OOM, but which OOM did he love at this point... he didn't see the original OOM in a dozen decades... and he had been with this OOM for 21 years.
Janitor felt horrible... he felt, sad, angry, scared, nervous, confused, guilty...
He felt emotions, and he didn't like it.
Emotions distracted him from his main goal, to return to the original timeline...
and he blew away his chance to win the wish when he was eliminated for not being able to eat a piece of candy...
"I have to go talk to my scientitsts." Janitor spoke coldly, and began to prepare his new improved body, without emotions.
Sure he removed all emotions... but he did it so he could win the wish, return to his original dimension and see OOM, his kids and all his friends, after all he DID have a lot of friends back then...
lots of friends... lots of friends...
"Boss, hey boss you in there?" Asked Makuhita.
J4N-R who had spaced out for a bit stared back. He then turned around to see.
"Oh love, are you okay? I was so worried about you honey!" OOM hugged J4N-R.
J4N-R had no idea how to feel about this, seeing as... a cold calculating machine such as himself, Could not feel. However was it for the best, or was removing his emotions a mistake?
He couldn't tell as right now he felt like he didn't need them, it just weakens him, makes him vulnerable...
However, if the wish isn't real and he can't return to his original dimension... then why is he here. Why does he exist at this point. Why does this... OOM make J4N-R feel-
"System Reboot." J4N-R spoke as he rebooted himself.
"Uh what..." Makuhita looked confused.
OOM worried.
J4N-R then stood up. "Do not worry allies, for I have chosen who we should eliminate tonight." J4N-R spoke coldly with no emotion, as the protocol suppressed the memories deep inside of him.
Makuhita and OOM seemed worried.
J4N-R couldn't return to his old inferior form, he just wouldn't. No emotions made him smarter, faster and stronger. He would find a way to return home and then return his emotions back.
But for now he had to be the best, the strongest, the fastest. Because a single mistake in this twisted game, could literally cost you, your life.
(Elimination Room)
The players were sitting on the bleachers, as they looked sad.
(Dramatic Music)
"Awe why the grumpy faces everyone, you're the final twenty something! You'll live, probably. Now for who has Immunity, Ludicolo, Sylveon, Vespiqueen, Solrock, Makuhita, Psyduck, Crack-A-Chu and J4N-R!" Mew announced.
They all stood up one by one after being called to pick up their Diamond Berries.
"You all have one vote so use it wisely!" Pumpkingking grinned.
Ludicolo (Confessinal): He stamped the passport of a confident looking Lucario.
J4N-R (Confessional): He stamped the passport of a bored looking Dusclops.
Mr Banana Bob (Confessional): He was sitting on the toilet and Togepi looked shocked when she saw him.
"Votes are tallied! Oooo this is a close one, if you are safe collect your Diamond Berry. Numel, Flareon, Joltik, OOM, Wooloo, Stonjourner, Kangaskhan, Druddigon, Wigglytuff, Makuhita, Alcreamie, Seismethtoad, Ludicolo and Togepi!" Mew announced.
(FINAL 2! Lucah Vs Dusclops!)
Lucah was frowning and she fixed her dirty fedora a bit.
Dusclops looked annoyed he was in the bottom two, he clenched his fists.
"Lucah, you have low lifes, and are in danger if you stay in the game. Dusclops, you have a LOT of life's and you are a game threat if you stay!" Mew grinned.
"Ugh, I'm a threat yea yea i know.." Dusclops grumbled.
"It was a one vote difference, 11-12 The last one safe is..." Mew grinned.
Lucah the Lucario was frowning.
Dusclops was growling.
Kangaskhan looked worried.
J4N-R was glaring.
"Dusclops! Lucah is eliminated." Mew smiled.
"Sigh, dang at least I tried to make it far.." Lucah frowned.
"You can go make an elimination Confessional if you'd like." Mew spoke grinning.
"Psh, sure whatever you tosser." Lucah walked.
Lucah The Lucario (Eliminated): "Crikey! This game was a trick all along! It was really shit that we been forced to compete for nothing, I am so glad I'll finally leave this hell hole, although I wish I could've made it farther just to boast it on the face of that egotistical wanker Janitor, I really miss Foe so maybe leaving was for the best either way, oh well I wish all my lads, mates and Sheila's the best of luck, catch you on the flipside buckaroos!" She fixed her fedora.
Lucario walked outside and was in a group huh with Kangaskhan, Alcreamie, Sylveon and Druddigon.
"I'll miss ya mates, welp time to return home! Ha!" Lucah jumped off the plane.
She was falling for a long time.
"Uh Pumpkingking why haven't you snapped your fingers yet?" Asked Flareon.
Pumpkingking just stayed silent smiling.
"Uh... can you teleport her now, she must be close to the ground at this point.." Solrock looked nervous.
Pumpkingking was, grinning.
"Pumpkingking! What's the meaning of this." Druddigon looked desperate.
"... aaaaannnnddd she hit the ground, she's dead." Pumpkingking smiled.
Silence.
"I've decided, since you're all so close to the end, why not make every vote elimination... a DEATH elimination!!!!" The PumpKingKing had an insane smirk.
Gasps!
Kangaskhan seemed like the most affected.
"Nice! There is only a few episodes left before the finale, so we wanted to spice things up since you're all the final 22!" Mew smiled.
Silence.
"So now every single time you vote off someone, you are indirectly helping that person die! Being voted off means death and now only 1 of you will be alive by the end of this game! How funny is that!" Pumpkingking laughed maniacally.
Silence...
"we... killed... lucah..." Druddigon looked shocked.
Kangaskhan fell down and began crying.
"You sureeee did! Everyone who voted Lucah killed her, and we were about to kill Dusclops too! He barely escaped haha!" Mew giggled.
Dusclops looked uncomfortable.
Togepi began crying, she accidentally killed her friend.
"Heh good luck on the next challenges... You will need it..." PumpKingKing glared at them while grinning, he then teleported away with Mew as the elimination doors closed.
The final 22 went and tried to sleep, but most couldn't...
(Cockpit)
Mew and Pumpkingking teleported there.
"K the regi trio has been catched. If Arceus realized what we are doing we must hurry up and finish catching the legendaries what else is there." Asked Mew.
Pumpkingking was looking at his checklist. "Hmmm two Urshifus, one Kubfu, check, check and check! I already caught a Zarude when i was in the Galor region so check! Ooo we have Marshadow, Zeraora, Regigigas, Darkrai, Cresselia, Zekrom, Reshiram, Solgaleo, Lunala, Giratina, Deoxys and Arceus as the final legendaries to be catched!" Pumpkingking smirked.
"I know where a few of those are hidding." Mew giggled, then laughed, then cackled.
As the plane flew towards the moon.
Welp that was the episode, a bit long but hey at least it was only one chapter! Final 22! I wonder who will live and who will die next?
Song Review: Dance Performance! I liked it, short and simple. I dont like writting long songs.
Regi Trio! I wanted to write this song for a very long time, it syncs so well with the music playing, might be one of my favorites.
Fun Fact: The song, Dance Performance is a reference to D P aka Diamond and Pearl, Cause, Sinnoh.
Fun Fact 2: I originally wanted to add a song about Route 209, and how it was such a beautiful night, a happy song, but after people dying and getting the news of the wish not being real, it felt out of pace to add a happy song when all the characters were sad, it just didn't fit in, I even tried to make Togepi sing it solo trying to cheer the others who were sad, but a happy song just didn't really fit, specially since Togepi herself felt super sad as well. So sadly I never made the Route 209 Song.
Fun Fact 3: I never thought my fanfic would get this dark, i started writting it because i wanted to have fun but this damn fanfic has been going on for so long i just want it to end at this point.
Next Episode! We will go all over the place in the biggest hardest challenge to write so far, why? IT'S A MUSICAL! Yes we are going to the Pokestar Studios of Broadway, Unova! Now will the contestants have a good singing voice and impress the audience, or will they be punished for losing and die as they play their final note?
~Thanks for Reading!~
~With love, Liz~
