Afthermathematics Special! Part 1

An unknown pokemon was watching TV, they turned it on, and flipped through many channels that looked boring quickly and he finally stopped when he saw.

Afthermathematics Intro!

(Replays scenes of the players specially of the eliminated contestants)

Afthermathematics Outro!

(Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour Merge Intro!)

Afthermathematics Intro!

Cheers!!!!!

"Welcome one and all to the Afthermathematics Special! I am your famous and awesome host, Suicune!" Suicunte smirked.

"And I'm just here to get everyone's attention, my name is Ninetails!" She kindly smiled.

"Here we will have juicy secrets, awesome twists and interviews with the final 12 players of Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour!!!" Suicunte announced.

Cheers!

"Who are you even talking to bro... there's less of a live audience now that we're on the of this canyon!" Squirtle spoke.

The Camera zoomed out a lot to reveal the Afthermathematics Stage was on top of a cliff on Vast Poni Canyon in Poni Island, Alola.

"Ah yes let's us all once again introduce our Popcor Gallery!" Ninetails smiled and pointed at them saying their names.

"Chikorita!"

"Ah! I am so scared right now!!" She was shaking cowardly.

"Squirtle!"

"Yo yo yo, it's ye boi, uh shell man!" Squirtle did fake gang signs.

"Cyndaquil!"

He was reading a book not paying much attention to the show.

"Lunatone!"

"So did you all know that Mews Original New Island is actually around 80 miles away from Alola? Technically you could all say we been closer to alola than we realized by calculating the kilometers it takes to go from point A to point B, I'd say this is why Mew's New Island doesn't suck!" Lunatone looked very cocky saying his "smart" facts.

"Our Season 1 winner, Volcarona!"

"Hello everyone, I'm glad to have been invited on the show!!!" Volcarona smiled.

"And finally to end off our season 1 cast... we have Yanma!"

"OmG oWo I missed you all so much x3 I hope y'all miss me kawaii-chan!!!" She did aheago moans.

Most people cringed, the only ones that didn't were Volcarona, Cyndaquil and Ninetails.

"Uh from our season two cast let's say hi to.." Ninetails was about about speak.

"Drifblim and Drapion!" Suicunte spoke first interrupting Ninetails.

"Why am I even here." Drapion looked annoyed.

Drifblim looked bored to be here.

"Dhelphox and Ninetails!" Suicunte announced.

"Woah you evolved Vulpix?" Asked Volcarona smiling.

"Well it was pretty weird for a final evolution to be dating a first stage, so we just got a fire stone and change that awkwardness." Dhelphox shrugged.

"True, can't believe that issue was never fixed." Ninetails looked at the fourth wall.

"Wait... she's Ninetails." Suicunte pointed at Ninetails.

"This is gonna get hella confusing... let's just call Ninetails, Ninetails and Vulpix, Nix." Cyndaquil proposed.

"Um my name is mike." Nix tried to say.

"Problem solved then! So-" Suicunte was interrupted.

"Hey why do we have less space, look how few season 2 contestants there are." Squirtle angrily pointed at their Popcorn Gallery Stage.

Only Drapion, Drifblim, Nix and Dhelphox sat there.

"Let's see... Klefki, Metagross, Bergmite and Hippo all fell in Time Space Blast goo.. Probopass is in jail... Trump is dead, Heatmor and Durant are in an unknown location, Elekid is competing in another show with Shedinja, Magby is dead, Machop died in the war, OOM-5555 is somewhere locked up, Jynx said she's too good to be seen around us, Dunsparce jumped in a Time Space Blast to be with Shuckle and Dhelmise is over there." Suicunte pointed at the corner.

"yar! Nobody cares about me... i was standing here the whole time mateys.." Dhelmise looked sad.

"Sorry Dhelmise you're so boring, you blended very well into the background." Drifblim told her.

"Shiver Me Timbers, I wish i could just walk le plank..." Dhelmise sighed.

"Oh now do us do us!" Yanma smiled.

"Nooooo bruh!!!" Squirtle yelled.

"Hmmm okay! Tynamo is gone, Skarmory left somewhere unknown, Vani is dead, Bulbasaur and Charmander are in hospital, Mienshao doesn't want to be here anymore, Mrs Mime is in jail, Gardevoir is dead and Totodile is right there." Suicunte pointed at Totodile.

"Guaguaguagua..." Totodile said boredly.

"Okay! So we need to interview the eliminated contestants in this episode, Mew and the gang should be arriving here soon, so let's start this first guest was eliminated recently, he has a funny French accent, loves to paint and has quite the way with the ladies! Its Smeargle!" Suicunte pointed.

Claps!

Silence.

"Uh where is he." Suicunte asked.

"Don't you remember? Smeargle died." Drifblim told her.

"Oh yea then Hatterene!" Suicunte cheered.

"She's also dead." Dhelphox told her.

"Galorian Ponyta? Scorbunny? Yamper? Dark Musharna?! Flygon?! Toxtricity! Lucah! Eiscue! FOE? MAGBY? MOTHIM?! GARDEVOIR?! Wooloo? Sylveon?Kangaskhan?! Wigglytuff! Ninjask! Joltik?! Ditto?! Klefki?! Seismethtoad!!!???" Suicunte screamed.

"Uh yea pretty sure all of those are dead..." Drapion huffed.

"Then who are still alive and we can interview?" Asked Suicunte.

Ninetails handed her a paper.

"Oh I see... first off we have Krookodile!" Suicunte announced.

Claps!

The croc walked towards the Afthermathematics stage.

"How does it feel to leave the game?" Asked Ninetails.

"The game was actually kinda trashy, I mean I worked so hard just for me to leave!?" Krookodile yelled.

"True but at least you got to leave, many others wanted to but couldn't!" Cyndaquil pointed out.

"True, I'm so glad I'm finally out of there, i got a way better gig working with Mienshao and Scrafty anyway!" Krookodile smirked and his watch turned on.

"Wait you work with our Mienshao? The one that was a vegan!?" Asked Drifblim, Krookodile simply gave a quick nod.

"Kinda pathetic that's one of the most important details that defines her..." Mawile said boredly.

"Holy shit, I didn't even see you standing there!" Drapion looked shocked.

"Yar! Same Mateys!" Dhelmise looked shocked, Mawile just rolled her eyes.

"Oh it looks like I've got a mission, later dorks!" Krookodile left the Afthermathematics.

"Um next give it up for Stonjourner!" Suicunte smiled.

Stonjourner was standing silently.

"Uh wasn't Stonjourner.. like... ditto?" Volcarona asked.

"Yea but this Stonjourner is so similar we thought why not bring it here, what do you say Stonjourner?" Asked Suicunte.

Stonjourner silently stared at the camera.

"Oh classic Stonjourner!" Ninetails smiled.

Laugh Track!

"This is dumb.." Drapion looked away.

"Alrighty next on our list is Ludicolo!" Ninetails announced.

Cheers!

"Hola everyone, I return to say Arriba I am safe!" Ludicolo cheered.

"So Ludicolo about you quitting?" Ninetails asked.

"Mierda, I was a bit sad but also muy happy! This game was getting super hard and I didn't wanna die you know, so I quickly took mi opportunity and Andale I left as soon as I joined! Sounded like a very bien deal to me eh Ché?" Ludicolo smirked.

"It sure did! Stand in the Season 2 Popcorn Gallery pls" Ninetails smiled.

Ludicolo was smiling standing near Stonjourner and Drifblim; Drapion looked annoyed.

"Alright now we have Sotp Sign!" Ninetails smiled.

"It's against the law for you to use this officer in this story! I am a copyrighted character and you can't record me against my permission as it is violating my American rights!" Sotp Sign yelled.

"...we're pokemon, we're all copyright characters, it's shocking how this dumb show hasn't been taken down by Nintendo yet..." Mawile looked emo.

"What? Mawile from the baby season, what are you doing here? You're a teen now!" Asked Ninetails, Mawile just shrugged.

"Well my time on the show was awful! I had to take care of a bunch of criminals who kept disobeying my orders left and right! I Am a officer of the law! I deserve more respect than what those krooks were giving me!" The angry Officer Sotp Sign yelled.

"And I think this is enough for fair use of the copyright system!" Suicunte smirked and pushed Sotp Sign down the canyon, he kept screaming and fell on a pile of Time Space Blast goop, he then disappeared.

"Uh anywho now we have Morpeko!" Ninetails cheered.

Cheers!

A cute small Morpeko appeared.

"Hello everyone I am so glad to be in this ASSSHIT show, what can I PISSCOCK help you with everyone? Hehe!" Morpeko kept changing from her full belly and hangry modes.

"You told everyone to vote you off remember, why?" Suicunte asked smiling.

"Well the CUMFACE show was getting pretty hard... and well I was just getting bored of AIDSDEAD sorry of dying and PENISBREATH ugh i- TITSHIT!!! Im... I'm so sorry.. I can't control myself very FUCKING MIDGET well.. I been going through therapy but not much has been FOOTJOB WHILE SHITTING!!!!" Morpeko kept talking cutely then suddenly screaming, she looked very embarrassed.

"Don't worry, I'm sure we can help you with that!" Said a voice.

Many Cheers and Claps as Sylveon, Hypno, Ampharos and Meganium walked into the Afthermathematics.

"Took long enough for us to find this place." Sparkles the Ampharos sighed.

"But it's worth it, I'm on international television! Woohoo hello everyone! Go to Hypnos Impressive Prostitutes on Goldenrod City, Yellowbrick Street 458, Johto! You could get a discount for me!" Lilly the Meganium cheered.

"Wait Sylveon, you're alive? Pretty sure everyone thought you died!" Volcarona asked.

"Yep, I'm alive and well as soon as I was eliminated we all booked tickets to Alola as we theorized this is where they must be going next and lucky us, we were correct!" Sylveon smiled.

"How serendipitous!" Lunatone smiled.

"What a lucky coincidence huh..." Mawile looked bored, next to her Stonjourner was silent with a blank expression on his face.

"We been having lots of fun traveling around Alola! Many beautiful spots for tourists like us!" Hypno smiled showing pictures of him and his 3 girls doing fun activities in many places Alola.

"So Sylveon, how did it feel to be automatically eliminated?" Suicunte smirked.

"Wow, an Afthermathematics, for me! I dreamed of this moment ever since I first started watching the show!" Sylveon looked super hyper.

"Um..." Suicunte looked awkward.

"Well it was shocking for sure to be eliminated, but I actually think my time on the show was perfect, made it far, showed everyone what I could do, I think I am very Glad with my placement, I am so proud my daughter threw away that nasty horseshoe crab thing and now is thinking for herself, she was always a leader!" Sylveon cheered.

"Sylveon here was been watching today's episode as we walked through Alola seeing as every episode is Live, she estimated the final place to find Flareon would be here on Poni Island, them we noticed the Afthermathematics stage and thought Hey, this is the best spot to be on!" Hypno smiled.

"So tell us about your love life with Hypno?" Asked Suicunte smirking.

Sylveon began kissing him and making out to show a message.

Every character either looked surprised, disgusted or had an :o face.

Squirtle slowly brought out his smartphone to record them and just said swag.

"As you can see Sylveon and Hypno are in love and actually plan on getting married very soon." Ampharos spoke.

"Don't be so uptight Sparkles, Hypno will also be marrying us!" Meganium smiled.

"What!?" Many said.

"We all decided to become Polyamorous, that way we can all have Hypno and honestly we are all happy this way anyway." Ampharos nodded.

"Yep, all of us being Polysexual with him gives us all great joy and him amazing pleasure." Meganium looked happy.

"Damn Hypno, good job you sly dog!" Squirtle extended his hand to high five and Hypno gave him a high five while making out with Sylveon.

After a few more seconds Sylveon stopped.

"Ah, yes I am so happy Hypno is in my life! He's my soulmate, no one has ever made me feel as happy as he has other than Flareon of course Hehe, Hypno treats me and all of his girls as more than just prized possessions and we all feel valued and respected!" Sylveon smiled.

His other two girls nodded, they looked happy.

"What about you Ninetails, how has your love life been?" Sylveon took Suicuntes microphone with her ribbon and interviewed Ninetails.

Cheers, Claps and Whistles!

"Wah you can't Interview hosts that's like our job!" Suicunte snatched Ninetails mic and said.

"Tell us about your love life Ninetails, you got beauty brains and being a Single Pringle what's up with that?!" Suicunte asked her smirking.

"Ugh.." Nix covered his face embarrassed.

"Well... I was kinda tired of dating after Arcanine and Houndoom... I kind of just I don't know raising Nix-" Ninetails was talking.

"My name is Mike!" Was heard in the background.

"-was just more important to me I suppose.. I never really had time to find someone else as I was always busy with my baby boy... and well after that Pumpkingking offered me to Co-Host the Afthermathematics with Suicune and well I was going to work next to the super famous legendary Suicune?! I couldn't give that up, so because of my new job I was just even busier and well just didn't have any time.." Ninetails gave a small smile.

Suicunte gave a small smile when Ninetails compliment her.

"And what about you Suicunte? Got any juicy secrets saved up for us?" Sylveon was holding the mic with her ribbon.

"Don't be stupid, I have no such stories you can never interview-" she was yelling but then on the TV

The words Welcome Suicunte! appeared!

Cheers and Claps!

"Whoever on the editing team who did that is so gonna get fired!!!!" Suicunte screamed.

Laugh Track!

"Girl, the Laugh Track now makes sense even less, we are in the top of a desert canyon, where even is the live audience!?" Asked Drifblim.

"Shut up!" Suicunte glared.

"Come on Suicunte, any secrets?" Asked Ninetails.

"Well there is one..." Suicunte blushed.

"Oh yes? What is it?" Sylveon smiled.

"Recently I been having some health problems.. likely cause of me being in the masterball.. and now the doctors have sadly diagnosed me with Sukma-B..." Suicunte looked very sad.

Gasps!

"Sukma-B? Whats that?" Asked Sylveon.

"Suk ma clit you dumb bitch!!!" Suicunte screamed at Sylveon shocking her.

"Ooooooo!!!!" Most players yelled.

Squirtle was using his MLG airhorns.

"Don't mind if I do! Nom nom nom nom!!!" Sylveon began sucking Suicuntes clit, Suicunte screamed in confusion.

"Um.. our final guest is Togepi!" Ninetails spoke blushing trying to get the Afthermathematics back on track.

Cheers and Claps!

Togepi came out waving and looked shocked to see Sylveon and Suicunte.

"I've heard they called that part a second mouth, but that kissing is ridiculous!" Togepi joked.

Laugh Track!

"...that Laugh Track still doesn't make sense.." Mawile looked bored.

"So Togepi I see you have a phone thing with a stick next to you, what's that?" Asked Ninetails as behind her we could hear moans of Sylveon and Suicunte.

"This...is Chandelure! I figured out hey since Chandelure can't leave Pokemon Tower, why not give her a phone and bring Chandelure everywhere go so now she will see different things!" Togepi smiled.

"Hey Chandelure!" Waved Lunatone.

"Who is that..." Chandelure boredly looked at him.

"Hey Chandelure! Do you remember us!" Volcarona smiled with Totodile.

Chandelures left eye twitched a bit as she glared and all she said was yes.. she had bad memories of those 2 in the semi-final challenge of Season 1.

"I for once I am SO HAPPY for finally leaving the show! It was so stressful and deadly and sad! I am glad i left, now I feel so free I can be with all my friends and my bestie Chandelure!!!" Togepi hugged the phone screen, Chandelure looked bored but then gave a small smile.

"I like how Chandelure is shiny but nobody reading the fanfic seems to remember..." Cyndaquil boredly looked at the fourth wall.

"The show was cool and all at the start but well i think my time has come and I am glad it did because i feel way hyper and happier than before woohoo!!" Togepi cheered.

"I on the other shell, I am not happy you're here Togepi!" Squirtle glared.

Gasps!

"A~ fight of the ~ oh~ most iconic Mews New Triloahhhgy rivals.. Togepi vs Squirtle... the suspense is killing meahhh~~~" Suicunte moaned as Sylveon ate her pussy.

"Oh yea?! What's that Blue Man!" Togepi glared at Squirtle.

"Because!... I thought you were supposed to win!" Squirtle yelled.

"Huh?!" Everyone was confused.

"You defeated me so earlier... and I had been watching you from the Afthermathematics show... I thought you'd definitely win and i was cheering for you but then you quit?!" Squirtle asked.

"Look Squirtle, the show was just.. too much... you wouldn't get it." Togepi shrugged.

Squirtle glared at Togepi.

"You always tell me that! You think I'm dumb but I'm really not!" Squirtle yelled.

"There is evidence that points to the contrary..." Drifblim boredly looked away.

"I thought you'd be the winner Togepi, all those times I spend cheering for you, wasted! Never gonna be able to be taken back!" Squirtle spoke.

"Why did you even wanted me to win so bad anyway?" Asked Togepi

"Because... you deserve it! You worked so hard, suffered so much... I just wanted to see you be happy..." Squirtle looked sad as he sat down.

"Oh Squirtle, I am already happy! I am free from that awful show, I am here with all my friends and my bestie Chandelure! I couldn't possibly be happier than I am right now!" Togepi had a big smile.

Squirtle smiled and nodded.

Then suddenly Solgaleo and Lunala appeared.

"Are we interrupting something?" Asked Solgaleo looking unamused at Sylveon give Oral Sex to Suicunte; Lunala just smiled looking at it.

"Not at ahhhlll sir..." Suicunte panted.

"We are trying to locate Mew and her gang so we can put an end to their mischievous antics." Lunala smiled.

"You are aware doing that is pretty much a suicide mission, by calculating the raw power of the Pumpkingking?" Asked Cyndaquil

"If it will slow them down, it's worth a try!" Solgaleo nodded.

"Giratina and Arceus are destroying the Multidimensional Portal as we speak so this reality isn't destroyed!" Lunala smiled.

"I think I SHITFACE see them over ANALSEX there..." Morpeko pointed at the bottom of Poni Canyon, they were fighting eachother.

"Wait! The people have been fighting down there and we didn't notice this whole time?!" Squirtle asked.

"Sounds like another typical plothole.." Cyndaquil boredly said and Yanma did Nya Kawaii sounds.

"Is my Flareon there?!" Asked Sylveon dropping what she was doing with Suicunte who had a face of ecstasy.

Sylveon looked around and saw Flareon standing next to Alcreamie looking at the fight.

"Hey Flareon it's me! Your mom!" Sylveon waves.

"Yo don't think That chica can hear us, we are too arriba!" Ludicolo told everyone.

"Wait are they killing eachother?! That's against the law!" Sotp Sign yelled from the Time Space Blasf goop he was inside of, it only twitched a tiny bit and he sounded muffled.

"I see so thats where they are.." Solgaleo glared.

"W-wait.. don't leave!!" Suicunte yelled.

"Suicunte, you looked so busy before so we ignored you." Solgaleo spoke.

"Ugh shush and don't call me that; I'm Suicune, anywho since you will both go down there and likely die why not give us a few final words? Like tell the entire world of viewers watching this channel right now something!" Sucunte smiled.

"Uh, hi?" Asked Solgaleo.

"Heh my brother was never good with speeches, Hello everyone I am the legendary pokemon Lunala! Getting 4th place in The Arceus Competition! I wanted to tell you all, even if we legendaries will be gone, do not fear and do not cry, we will always be watching from the hall of Origins, always do your best to help the world, not ruin it, and I'm sure you will all have good stuff!" Lunala smiled.

"That was a pretty mediocre speech sis." Solgaleo looked at her and Lunala rolled her eyes smiling as she said "Like you could do any better."

They both smiled.

Then both Solgaleo and Lunala flew down.

"Welp there they go.." Suicunte looked indifferent as she saw the two legendaries talk to the players, Suicunte smoked her cigar and sighed.

"We will be quiet because I'm sure they're about to sign and fight and we kinda wanna watch this, sooooo we'll be right back after these commercial breaks!" Ninetails announced.

Cheers as the Afthermathematics camara zoomed out revealing all the characters were staring at our characters sing about Sun and Moon, Solgaleo and Lunala!

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"Yes we are indeed back in the Afthermathematics!" Ninetails smiled.

"Where is Suicunte?" Asked Squirtle.

"Well now that Pumpkingking is fighting with Lunala and Solgaleo, Suicune went to fight with Mew!" Ninetails smiled as she was looking at a very angry Suicunte fighting with Mew.

"I think they saw us." Drifblim spoke looking at the players.

"Heh are they singing now? Cringe." Squirtle grinned.

"Gua gua, guaguagua." Totodile looked bored.

"You said it Totodile!" Lunatone smiled and Volcarona nodded.

Then suddenly the world began to get glitchy and black glitchy goo jumped on Dhelmise dragging her down to the puddle.

"SHIVER ME TIMBERS SCALLYWAGS, YER CAPTAIN HAS BEEN WALKING LE PLANK, YARRRR SAVE ME MATEYS AHHHHH!!!" Dhelmise sank inside the Time Space Blast.

"Ugh, what is that bro!?" Squirtle yelled.

"It's the Time Space Blast, this dimension is breaking down and therefore our timeline is unstable." Cyndaquil explained.

"We need to get higher ground, bits and pieces of the Time Space Blast goop are appearing.." Lunatone looked worried.

Drifblim was holding Squirtle and Chikorita.

Volcarona was levitating and Lunatone was psychically holding Totodile.

Yanma was flying holding Cyndaquil who had his flames off now.

Dhelphox was using his psychic powers to hold Nix and Ninetails.

Mawile was holding on Volcarona boredly, and Togepi was doing a silly helicopter hover technique.

"Hey what about me!" Drapion yelled

"And mi! What about us wey!" Ludicolo yelled.

"Am I SHITFACE gonna PISSANAL die?!" Morpeko looked worried.

"We can't carry you all and the time space Blast goop is getting closer" Drifblim spoke.

"Ugh that's it, you're on your own Caballeros!" Ludicolo said as he used Aqua Jet and got the fuck out of there.

Morpeko jumped on Volcaronas making her sweat a bit as she had to carry a lot of people.

Hypno was using his psychic powers to hold Sylveon, Ampharos and Meganium up, he was sweating.

Suddenly J4N-R dropped the contestants here.

Ninetails jumped out of Dhelphox psychic grasp.

"Welcome! It's time to interview you all!" Ninetails was holding a microphone smiling.

"What? What are you talking about?" Asked Flareon.

"ATHENA!!!!!" Sylveon screamed on happiness.

Flareon turned around and froze as she couldn't believe it, she saw her mom who was now hugging her.

"Oh I'm so glad you're safe! It makes me so happy to see you doing well!" Sylveon hugged her.

"Wait Sylveon you're alive?" Asked Alcreamie.

"Yep, safe and sound! Heh I can't believe only a few days passed since I last saw you but it felt like an eternity hehe!" Sylveon was happy.

"...yea almost like the gap of writting the episodes between your elimination and this one took literally half a year..." Mawile boredly looked at the fourth wall; knowingly.

"Mom.. you're alive... i... I'm so sorry, I was so mad, and you were crying.. and you got eliminated i.. I'm sorry!!" Flareon cried hugging her.

Sylveon hugged her back telling her it's all okay.

"Um Makuhita how does it feel to get this far?" Asked Ninetails.

"Pretty cool I guess but I just wish the boss doesn't get to hurt from the battle with the Pumpkingking..." Makuhita frowned as he watched the Janitor fight the Pumpkingking.

"Same, I am glad I made it here and all but... Janitor is putting his life at risk just so we are safe... I really hope nothing bad happens to him.." OOM looked worried.

"Alcreamie, you're one of of very few new contestants that actually made it far by being here, what do you think of that?" Asked Ninetails.

"Oh I'm just as surprised as everyone, I never thought id make it very far as I have no legs and I'm just a small pile of creampie, but it seems when my goal shifted from fuck everyone I see to just fuckin' live, I focused more on the game hehe." Alcramie smiled.

"Alrighty so Flareon-" Ninetails turned to her.

"I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MOM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER MOM I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE!!!!!" Flareon was crying hugging her mom.

"Uh we'll get back to you on that one.. Psyduck ready for an interview?" Ninetails asked.

Psyduck sighed and began talking.

Druddigon was looking around, Dragonite was talking to Volcaraona, Totodile and Lunatone.

Crack-A-Chu was joking around with Squirtle.

Vespiqueen was complementing Dhelphox clothing.

Then Druddigon saw Dusclops all alone.

"Dude why you always alone?" Asked Druddigon.

Dusclops didn't say anything he just faced away from him.

"Don't you wanna get a free interview, looks kinda fun." Druddigon smiled and pointed at the interview.

"-and then I calculated my victory chances of course someone as smart as me would make it this far." Psyduck looked cocky while Ninetails was holding the mic.

"It's not that... I just... don't know how to express my feelings anymore..." Dusclops spoke.

"Huh, what do you mean?" Asked Druddigon.

"Well... it's just... most feral Dusclops are emotionless.. sadistic or just quiet... but I'm different... I want to talk... I don't particularly enjoy the suffering of others and... I want to have emotions but it's hard to show it all since this body makes me feel so... dead inside...this hollow black hole body just... makes me feel bad about myself..." Dusclops spoke.

"Don't worry Dusclops... I know a thing or two about feeling bad about one's self, but... you're different than others and that's good, sure you can be a jerk at times but also you can be good and help out if you want." Druddigon said.

"... before I was motivated to win the season for the wish... then so I don't die... but if Janitor wins and Pumpkingking is gone... what can motivate me... I won't get a wish and i won't die... I have nothing..." Dusclops spoke.

Druddigon frowned in silence.

"When Lairon cheated on me... I felt hurt... but no more than when I realized Lairon never loved me... I think that was when I started to lose my emotions... I didn't realize Lairon was bad for me and I still stayed with her cause she was the only one that ever gave me a chance... but Lairon was just using me for her own selfish gains..." Dusclops growled a bit.

"Dude what's in the past is in the past, if Lairon did those shitty things then...well nothing we can do about it anymore... it's impossible to fix something broken of the past... but it is possible to mold your future better..." Druddigon tried to smile, behind him Vespiqueen was being interviewed, she said honey and then gave a rich laugh, Numel rolled his eyes.

"I'm sorry... about... Solrock..." Dusclops said.

Silence.

"I was just jealous of you two... always bonding so well, both being so different yet so similar... both loving eachother no matter what..." Dusclops sighed. "I just wanted you to feel the pain I felt... I know it was greedy and disgusting of me to do.. but I'm really sorry for everything..." Dusclops looked genuinely sad.

Druddigon sighed, behind him Flareon was finally being interviewed with Sylveon, Ampharos, Hypno and Meganium.

"She... made me evolve into Dusclops... back when I was Duskull I still felt emotions, felt joy.. felt fears.. now those emotions are just barely there... a shadow of their former self... I thought by killing the woman who made me evolve into this...black hole monstrosity everything would be fixed... but no it just left me with an empty feeling... of regret... Solrock didn't deserve to die... I did... I should've just killed myself when I had the chance.. when Pumpkingking could've killed me... I should've died and be spared from an endless torment of negative emotions of grudges, of my pains of memories of Lairon!" Dusclops clenched his head.

Awkward Silence.

"But...I was too scared... I was afraid of death believe it or not...me a ghost type... how ironic... I was afraid of what lies beyond the otherside? Endless torture? Infinite joy? Or just a black void of nothing with me unable to move anywhere... all options seemed scary to me as I never truelly experience any of them..." Dusclops spoke.

"... when you killed Solrock... I wanted to kill you." Druddigon spoke.

Dusclops now looked back at him looking sad.

"... I understand... I hurted you in such a way I couldn't ever understand... nobody took Lairon away from me...she did that herself... but I took Solrock away from you... and that should've never happened..." Dusclops looked very sad.

"Yea it was kind of a dick move dude but, from one dead girlfriend man to another; I think the best way to handle anger and sadness is to just... accept it... and let it go... it sucks when something bad happens but if we all spend all our time and energy focusing on that one thing that happened how will we focus on the future when better things can happen..." Drudidgon spoke.

Dusclops looked at him shocked.

"I don't forgive you for what you did, that was fucking awful... but I can see why you did it... as far as I can tell she made you evolve, made you lose your emotions, made your girlfriend not like you anymore and made you fall you're a downwards spiral ever since season one..." Druddigon spoke.

Dusclops nodded.

"But that's still no reason to ever kill someone, it was petty as fuck." Druddigon glared.

Dusclops looked sad.

"If you wanted to get help, just... ask... you can get help.. there are many that are willing to hell you Dusclops... you were one of the most important members of my team back in season 1..and you know why? Cause you were a genuinely cool dude!" Druddigon spoke, Crack-A-Chu and Dragonite were being interviewed being him, it seemed like he kept interrupting her.

"You helped us in challenges, you talked to us and we're nice, you had many friends back then... we all cared about you Dusclops.. because we felt you did too back then.. and now... we feel the opposite... we're all kind of afraid of you... all the pain you caused us, how sketchy you look.. how your sad vibes rub off on us... that's the reason nobody talks to you... we aren't happy around you because you made it not be happy by yourself not being happy." Druddigon told him.

"But.. I can't be happy i-" Dusclops talked.

"You can, you wanna know why? Because on season 1, you were... you had a different look in your one eye, you looked to be enjoying your time in the competition and even doing challenges... here... it's the complete opposite..." Druddigon spoke.

"Druddigon... please help me... i... I want to change.." Dusclops told him.

"Sure Dusclops.. I'll help you.. i promise." Druddigon smiled at him Dusclops smiled back, from the Popcorn gallery Psyduck saw this and smirked.

Then Crash!

"What are you talking about you small rat, you never helped me evolve!!!" Dragonite snarled.

"I sure as hell did! I was your motivation behind it, there can't be any other idea!" Crack-A-Chu yelled.

"Please everyone calm down calm down!" Ninetails spoke.

"Is she normally like this?" Asked Ampharos.

Flareon gave an awkward laugh. "Sometimes."

"You been leeching off my success for far to long and i can't believe I took Numel telling me that to realize it! He's right you are nothing more than a toxic parasite infecting my mind!!" Dragonite yelled.

"Ugh once I'm done with this, you'll be dead Camel!" Crack-A-Chu yelled.

"Meh." Numel shrugged.

"You know what, fuck you Crack-A-Chu! I wish I would've never dated you and you would've been eliminated early!" Dragonite yelled.

"Well I wish you would've never told me that boring story about your den!!!" Crack-A-Chu screamed.

Silence.

Dragonite looked taken aback.

"Uhhh what den?" Asked Drifblim.

"Shit.. nothing nevermind... Dragonite I'm sorry i.." Crack-A-Chu looked guilty.

"Did you seriously just say that...you HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I SUFFERED, HOW MUCH PAIN I'VE BEEN THROUGH, MONTHS OF MENTAL TRAUMA IN THAT DEN AND YOU SERIOUSLY THINK IT'S FUNNY?! SOME SORT OF JOKE TO YOU!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARD RAT, I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" Dragonite was screaming as hard as she could making a lot of players close their ears, poor pokemon that had no hands.

The negative emotions were attracting the Time Space Blast until it latched on Dragonites foot.

"Dragonite! Wait Wait look!" Crack-A-Chu yelled scared.

"ALL THIS TIME! I THOUGHT MAYBE HE'LL CHANGE, MAYBE HE WON'T BE SUCH AN ASS, BUT NO YOU ALWAYS PROVE ME TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A GREEDY, POWERHUNGRY ASSHOLE, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!" Dragonite screamed.

"DRAGONITE PLEASE WAIT AND LOOK!!!" Crack-A-Chu looked horrified as he pointed at Dragonite.

Dragonite looked at herself and gasped as she was rapidly being covered in Time Space Blast Goop.

"Ah! What the fuck! Get this shit off me! Ah!!! No! Please! Someone help me! ahhhh!!!" Dragonite stumbled back and then fell on the puddle of Time Space Blast goop until eventually she desentigrated and the Time Space Blast Glitch just became bigger.

Silence.

"Is there a way we can save her! We have to we just have to!!! Please someone help me save her!!!" Crack-A-Chu yelled.

OOM and Makuhita looked sad at his panic.

"I'm sorry to tell you but... Time Space Blast Glitch has to many unknown variables... we just don't know enough about it..." Drifblim told him.

"Then... I'm going in..." Crack-A-Chu spoke.

"You what?!" Asked almost everyone.

"I will go in the Time Space Blast...even if it gives the the slightest chance of being near Dragonite enough for me to pull her out and save her, then... it will be worth it, to everyone I been jerks to... I'm really sorry... I was just trying to be stronger than everyone else... better than everyone and I thought you'd all perhaps at least learn to respect me but... I now realize I was just a nuisance... I hope you all live happy lives...I'm sorry.." Crack-A-Chu looked sad and jumped inside the Time Space Blast puddle and instantly went inside.

Silence.

"Must be monday!" Togepi smiled at the fourth wall.

Laugh Track!

"I feel bad for Dragonite and Crack-A-Chu... they were both my most important Team Dominator members..." Flareon looked sad.

"At least you got to tell them both you were sorry during your interview so that's good!" Alcreamie smiled.

"Uh we need more drama... Vespiqueen quick tell us your political party preference!" Ninetails spoke.

"Not really interested in PR coup d'etat" Vespiqueen shrugged.

"Welp uh we should be leaving.. this Time Space Blast goop is getting everywhere..." Hypno looked worried.

"Ah fuck ah no help me ahhhh!!!" Drapion was drowing in the Time Space Blast goo.

Silence...

"i WON'T be having, what he's having." Squirtle did a derp face.

Laugh Track!

Suddenly Janitor and Pumpkingking crashed into the Afthermathematics and began fighting.

Pumpkingking grabbed OOMs neck..

Both were fighting.

"I got an idea!" Togepi went backstage and used a key to unlock a box that said, Warning NEVER open.

Suddenly OOM-5555 came out and began kicking the ass of Pumpkingking.

"We are running out of time for our show uh Numel about your time on the show!" Ninetails yelled seeing by how loud the fight was.

"Meh, pretty difficult.." Numel shrugged.

"Dude why you even here you like never do anything ever." Squirtle smirked, Togepi was sitting next to him with Phone Chandelure boredly.

"You're kidding right, I've always had to be the buttress in every challenge." Numel glared.

"hehe.. Butt.." Squirtle giggled, next to him Makuhita was also laughing at it, Numel annoyed rolled his eyes.

"Vespiqueen what do you prefer? Numels Brains or Squirtles Brawn!" Drifblim smirked.

"I honestly prefer the testudine.." Vespiqueen rolled her eyes at her.

"Oh... ok.." Numel looked very sad but didn't say much.

Vespiqueen noticing this looked very guilty but tried to not let it show.

Psyduck smirked.

Suddenly Janitor and Pumpkingking were both Glitching in the Time Space Blast goo

Dusclops was carrying Druddigon.

Vespiqueen carried Numel

Psyduck used her levitate abilities to fly and help Dusclops carry the heavy Druddigon, he thanked her.

Janitor and Pumpkingking were both finally consumed by The Time Space Blast Glitch.

"Janitor!!! No!!!!" OOM jumped into the time space Blast.

"No OOM wait!!!" Alcreamie told her.

However OOM was already being consumed by the Times Space Blast trying to swim inside all the black glitchy goo to find Janitor and bring him out.

"Ugh! Thanks for the adventures guys but I gotta follow them, Wait for me!!!" Makuhita began running as fast as he could and also dove in the Time Space Blast trying to save OOM and Janitor... however they were all... gone.. The Time Space Blast suddenly began levitating as a pile of glitchy and pop.

It was all gone, no more Time Space Blast Goo, no more glitchy reality, no more end of the world, it was just a quiet cold night on top of the canyon, on lightsource being the Afthermathematics stage.

The players silent stopped flying and levitating and touched the ground.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!" Druddigon yelled.

Yet nobody could give him an answer...

Ninetails looked at the broken TV screen.

Final 7 out of 80 Players... Dusclops, Numel, Vespiqueen, Druddigon, Psyduck, Alcreamie, Flareon

Silence.

"So what now..." Dusclops asked.

"What do you mean?" Asked Lunatone.

"T-the season... the ending.. the final challenges... what happens... what will we do.." Dusclops asked.

"Do we even have to do them... both Pumpkingkings and Mew are gone... we have nobody to host the show..." Druddigon frowned.

"Where is Mew?" Asked Drifblim.

"And Suicunte?" Also asked Psyduck.

Silence.

"They're gone... without hosts what are we supposed to do..." Asked Numel.

"Wait could you do it?!" Vespiqueen pointed at Ninetails.

"What me?! Oh no no sorry, I'm just an Afthermathematics Co-host..." Ninetails awkwardly spoke.

"I can..." Said a cold droibotic voice.

Everyone turned around and saw...

Cryogonal?!

"Huh... I was expecting you to be Janitor." Psyduck stared at him.

"Why would anyone think that?" Cryogonal boredly looked at the fourth wall.

"Well... how would you continue it?" Asked Numel.

"Simple. While digging around the old scraps of the crash landed Mew's New Plane in Melemele Island.. I found what the final challenges were supposed to be... and surprisingly there is only 3 challenges left, one in Johto and the other two... well I can let those be a surprise." Cryogonal spoke in his monotone voice.

"Just three?!" Asked Dusclops.

"Yep... they probably planned Mini Challenges but those are likely improv, I won't do those cause... I don't care... but I do have the final 3 challenges if anyone wants to finish this..." Cryogonal spoke.

Silence.

"Should we?" Asked Druddigon.

"I mean.. we were battling for more than an entire year... I kinda want to reach the end.." Psyduck spoke.

"I am quite curious what happens if we continue..." Vespiqueen spoke.

Numel nodded next to her.

"Okay we...want to continue then.." Dusclops spoke.

"Heh have fun you five because Alcreamie and I quit." Flareon smiled.

Gasps!

"But you two are so close to the end!" Vespiqueen looked surprised.

"Well now that i know my mom is alive, I think I just don't really care about the competition anymore... I am happy ending my run here.. it was quite the season, thank you everyone for the opportunity to give me a second chance." Flareon smiled and walked next to her mom Sylveon.

Hypno and Alcreamie had been talking and they looked very happy.

The Afthermathematics TV then changed

...

Final 5 out of 80 Players.

And it showed pictures of the faces of a smirking Druddigon, a cocky looking Psyduck, a rich posing Vespiqueen, a sad looking Dusclops and a bored Numel.

"So uh my first Challenge is to eliminate yourselves I guess... uh yea go behind the Afthermathematics curtains and write the name of the player you want to eliminate..., they won't die they'll just be dropped off here.." Cryogonal spoke boredly.

The players looked awkward and went behind the Afthermathematics curtains.

One by one, voting.

Once Numel was voting, Psyduck nudged Druddigon, he looked down at her and she winked at him.

"Truce alliance remember." She whispered as she gave him a smile.

Druddigon flinched he had forgotten but definitely promised her... shit...

"Uh yea.." Druddigon looked nervous now as he went to vote-...

"The Votes are In I guess..., so uh let's see... first vote... Dusclops..." Cryogonal boredly read.

Dusclops squinted his eye.

"Second vote Numel..." Cryogonal read.

Numel boredly looked at Dusclops, who just slightly glanced at him.

"Third vote... Numel..." Cryogonal yawned.

Numel looked annoyed at Dusclops and then he glared at Psyduck who smirked.

"Fourth vote... Dusclops..." Cryogonal spoke.

The red eye of Dusclops shined very brightly filled with ghostly power, Vespiqueen was flying in place looking away doing innocent whistles.

"And final vote... eliminated with a 2 to 3 votes is..." Cryogonal did a dramatic pause.

Psyduck grinned.

Vespiqueen was sweating.

Druddigon looked awkward and nervous.

The entire Popcorn Gallery was looking tense in anticipation.

Dusclops was glaring, sweating and shaking a bit while Numel had a smug, yet sleepy and bored face.

The dramatic music was dramatic and...

"...Numel." Cryogonal said.

"Wait What! I got three votes?!" Numel yelled.

Then the TV showed the votes...

Vespiqueen and Numel voted Dusclops...

Dusclops, Psyduck, Druddigon voted Numel...

Numels Jaw dropped a tiny bit and Vespiqueen looked horrified he was eliminated.

"Uh nothing personal dude but, you tend to die a lot, and I thought you'd be safer here heh..." Druddigon tried to give him a genuine smile.

"Ugh whatever..." Numel growled.

"So Numel! How did it feel to get eliminated and get 5th place on this competition!" Ninetails smiled.

"Meh, I don't care..." Numel was obviously trying to hide his annoyance.

Vespiqueen felt sad but understood why they voted him off...

Dusclops walked towards Numel.

"What is it, one final quip or taunt as you have finally manage to eliminate me again..." Numel boredly looked at him.

Dusclops took a deep breath and then spoke.

"Numel... I'm not very good expressing emotions or feelings.. so this is hard but.. I'm sorry for everything I did to you this season... I was treating you like a tool instead of a friend... I didn't realize you were one of the few people that meant well for me... I want to thank you for telling me to leave Lairon... it really opened my eyes better... I didn't vote for you because I dislike you, but because I want you to live..." Dusclops spoke and left.

Numel just stared at him, and sighed "I'm glad you finally realized that Dusclops, don't forget who you are." Numel told him.

Dusclops nodded.

"Oh Camel Man! I am so sorry for everything!!" Vespiqueen hugged the Camel wo flailed on her arms.

"Ah! Alright alright I get it! Thanks for worrying about me Vespiqueen but why would you be so mean this entire challenge?" Asked Numel.

"I... well... I was told that you were using me... that you didn't love me and only wanted me to stay farther in the game... I didn't want to believe it at first but the more they kept telling me... the more i fell for it.. I'm so sorry Numel..." Vespiqueen looked sad.

"Psh don't worry about it, I love you for who you are Queen don't forget that, now who told you those lies?" Askd the small Camel.

"It.. was... Psyduck..." She said slowly in realization and turned back to look at her.

"Hehe oops.." Psyduck looked awkward.

"You tricked me! You decieved me!! You outright bamboozled me!!!" Vespiqueen yelled.

"Psyduck! You'd said there would be no more trickster traps!" Druddigon glared at her.

"Heh sorry, old habits die hard." Psyduck shrugged grinning, Dusclops side glanced at her.

"Ugh whatever, just make sure you win for us okay honey, you can do it Queen." Numel smiled at her and she nodded happily.

"Okay so... uh there is a boat that will take us all to Johto.. it should arrive here soon... let's all go.." Cryogonal spoke.

They all got in the boat and sailed towards Johto, the final 4 looked even more determined to win, as the finale was only just beginning!

(Episode End)

Finally another episode done yay

Fun Fact: The interviews that weren't shown will be shown NEXT Afthermathematics!

Fun Fact 2: Two storylines were supposed to be on this episode, Umbreon and The Nova Union but they were cut due to time limitations

Fun Fact 3: This episode was uploaded on July, 21, 2022! Which is actually the anniversary in which the very FIRST episode of Mew's New Island was ever uploaded, that's right Episode 1 of Season 1 was uploaded on July, 21, 2018! Five Years Ago! Five Years later and I'm still determined to finish this low quality crap I made lol, I hope of you made it this far you're enjoying it, thank you so much for reading this! Happy Season 1 Episode 1 Anniversary!

Song Review: NO SONG?! REEEEEEEEEE

Next Episode! The final 4 players will do quite the unknown challenge as they are forced to finish what they started, now that the sadistic cold Cryogonal is hosting what will change, who is his Co-Host?! And most importantly out of the final 4... which 2 will leave next?! Find out in the next Episode called; The Silent, The Creepy and The GOSH!!!!

~Thanks for Reading~

~With Love, Liz~