It didn't take long for Rin to find the mansion's kitchen.

"Oh my god!" She screamed. "It's huge!"

"Yup, sure is." Len said, not even looking up from his DS.

"I could have a cooking show in here…" Rin said in wonder, passing her hand over a blender. "Oh! That's what I'll do!" Rin shouted suddenly, making Len jump.

"What?!"

"A cooking show! And the prize for winning is…" She looked around before grabbing Len's DS. "This!"

"Hey!" Len cried. "Give that back!"

Rin blew a raspberry as she tucked it into her pocket. "Whatever. I'll get the judges, and then you, Miku, Luka, and Oliver can be the contestants! I'll be the announcer, and I'll get Kaito and Meiko to judge it."

Len groaned. He could sense this was going to end in disaster.


"Hello, ladies and gentlemen and anyone else watching!" Run shrieked. "Welcome to Cooking with Rin! The cooking show where you win a used DS if you manage to make something that's actually edible! Let's meet our contestants!"

The vocaloids watching applauded, but it sounded kind of sarcastic. Well, as sarcastic as applause can be.

"First up is Miku! She's the one who caused this whole mess when she decided that leeks should fill the entire kitchen!"

Miku waved from her position at the counter.

"Next is Luka, the pink haired lady who is totally done with me!"

Luka groaned and facepalmed.

"And here's Oliver, some kid that I think is British!"

"I am-" Oliver started to say, but Rin cut him off.

"And last and probably least, is Len! My brother who selflessly volunteered his DS as the prize!"

"You stole it!" Len shouted.

"Who cares? You've got a chance to get it back. Now let's meet our judges, Kaito and Meiko!"

Kaito was crying hysterically over his dropped ice cream while Meiko was still drunk.

"Now let's get started!" Rin screamed. "You guys have thirty seconds to make muffins!"

"That's not possible!" Miku cried.

"And if you refuse, I'll push you down the laundry chute!"

Miku stopped talking.

"Reeeady… Seeeet… GO!"

The contestants panicked as they searched through the cabinets for muffin mix. Oliver found the boxes after fifteen seconds and threw them at the other contestants. They quickly grabbed bowls and dumped water into the mix, not even bothering to read the instructions.

"Time's up! Drop whatever you're holding or face my wrath!"

Everyone stepped away from their bowls of soggy powder. They were in various states of completion, ranging from having just been poured to being in the muffin cups.

"Let's look at Miku's first!" Rin said, skipping over to the bowl of powder and bits of cardboard. She took two spoonfuls and handed one each to Kaito and Meiko.

"Well? Have a taste!"

"Am I gonna get salmonella from this?" Kaito asked.

Rin laughed. "You still think that raw baked goods give you salmonella? Pssh, no."

Meiko shoved the spoon into her mouth and immediately spit it out. "THIS SUCKS!" She screamed, taking a swig out of her bottle.

Kaito licked his spoon and scrunched up his face. "Tastes like cardboard."

"Okay! My turn!" Rin took a taste. "My final score is… Three out of ten!"

"Is that good?" Miku asked hopefully.

"No! However, because you tried, I won't throw you down the garbage chute."

"I thought it was the laundry chute." Luka said.

"Oh, how nice of you to volunteer to go next, Luka!"

"I never-"

Rin grabbed the tray of mostly empty cups, a few of which had batter in them. "Taste time!" She hollered, throwing an unbaked muffin at Kaito.

Kaito gave thumbs up as the batter dripped off his face.

Meiko smashed a muffin into her face and screamed.

"My rating is a banana out of ten." Rin said.

"...What does that mean?" Luka asked.

"It mean's you're going down the garbage chute. Bye bye." Rin pushed her down the garbage chute and closed the door without a second thought.

"...Is she gonna be okay?" Oliver asked.

"And next up is Oliver!" Rin said, taking a spoonful of the batter and throwing it at Kaito and Meiko. It hit the wall and they both gave a vacant thumbs-up.

"Okay. Now then…" Rin stuck a finger in the batter and took a taste. "Wow, ten out of ten."

"...Wait, seriou-"

"Just kidding." Rin threw the batter into Oliver's face. "Get dunked on."

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!" Oliver cried, trying to get the batter off of his face.

"Len!" Rin said, turning around from the rest of the cooking show and facing her brother.

"...Yeah?" He said.

"Your turn!" She dumped the batter that Len had managed to make on Kaito's head. He was too busy eating ice cream to notice and gave her another vacant thumbs up.

"I give you a zero out of ten." Rin said.

"You didn't even taste it!" Len shouted.

"Okay, you get thrown down the laundry chute."

So Rin threw Len down the laundry chute and turned to Miku. "Here's your prize, Len's DS!"

"Oh, thanks…" Miku said, taking the DS and tucking it into her pocket.

"Turn in next time for another thrilling episode of Cooking in Thirty Seconds!" Rin said, waving at the camera Nekomura was using to film her.

Miku slowly backed out of the room as Oliver ran off to take a shower.

Sorry it's been like a month. High school is hard.

Thank you for yelling at me though, I checked my email after class and I was like "OH GOD I HAVE A STORY TO WRITE DON'T I" and thus you get an update. XD

Also, I've become obsessed with Undertale. I put a reference in here, see if you can find it!

Thank you for sticking around this long!