Luka sighed as she threw away one of the "cakes" Rin had forced them to bake. What compelled her to even have a cooking show in the first place?

"You know, you could help me clean at least." She called to Rin, who was sitting at the computer playing games with Tei.

"No way, we just found this awesome game!" Rin yelled back. "Come look!"

Luka grumbled and threw one of the bowls into the dishwasher before walking into the computer room. "What?"

"Look!" Rin said, pointing at the computer screen where Tei was playing.

"Okay, it's a game about high school. What's so special about it?" Luka crossed her arms and watched as Tei picked up a pair of scissors in the game. "What game is this, anyway?"

"Yandere Simulator!" Rin said as Tei's character stabbed an NPC walking into the school.

"Rin, what the heck!" Luka shouted. "What kind of game is this?!"

"I need to get rid of my rivals. Senpai will be mine." Tei muttered.

"I don't know, but it's keeping her busy." Rin shrugged.

Luka groaned and left the room.

"Hey Luka!" Miku called.

"What now?!"

"The construction company that's working on our house are on the phone for you!" Miku said, waving her cell phone in the air.

Luka rushed over and grabbed the phone. "Hello?"

"Hi, this is Diolacov construction. Are you Luka Megurine?"

"Yes, that's me."

"We checked out your house- or, what's left of it, anyways. We should be able to get it fixed in about a month, if that works for you."

"That quickly?" Luka said. "Yes, of course! Thank you so much!"

"We just need to discuss the blueprints for the original building with you, if you don't mind. Can we meet up sometime?"

"Sure! Can you come to the place we're staying? I'll give you the address."

"Yep, works for us."

Luka rattled off the address before hanging up and giving the phone back to Miku.

"What was that about?" She asked.

"The construction company's coming over in a half hour to discuss the blueprints." Luka said. "For our house, I mean."

"Oh, sweet! What was the company called again?"

"Uh, Diolacov Construction, I think." Luka scratched the back of her head. "It sounds kinda familiar, doesn't it?"

Miku shrugged. "Yeah, I guess. Hey, did we ever-"

At that moment, Oliver's bird flew into the room and landed on Luka's head.

"Why is that bird here?" Miku asked, crossing her arms. "Oliver said he would keep it in his room."

"I don't know. Where's Oliver?" Luka said as Oliver kicked open the kitchen door.

"Found him." Miku muttered.

"Meiko broke into Len's room." Oliver said, grabbing his bird off of Luka's head. "She scared off James, and I guess he flew down here."

"How did Meiko get into Len's room?" Luka asked. "I thought she was playing poker with Kaito."

"Well, she was, but then Kaito dropped his ice cream on the cards and bet a thousand dollars. He lost. He does not have a thousand dollars." Oliver sighed. "So he ran, and Meiko chased him, and she thought he went into Len's room and she kicked down the door and broke it."

"The door. She broke the door."

"Yes."

"How?"

"It snapped in two."

Luka groaned. "Are you kidding me? How does that even happen?"

Oliver shrugged.

"Whatever. I'm going to go check out the damage." Luka sighed, starting to walk up the stairs.

"I'll come too!" Miku smiled, skipping up after Luka. Oliver followed close behind, holding his bird.

Luka turned down the hall to Len's bedroom. Sure enough, the door to the bedroom had snapped cleanly in half, with a few small pieces lying around the room.

"Len? Meiko? You in here?" Luka called, looking into the room.

Len was sitting on top of his dresser with two bows in his hair and a history textbook open on his lap. Meiko was wearing one of Len's spare outfits and singing into a water bottle.

"WWEEEE ARE THE CHAMP'YINS, MY FRIIIEEENDSS!" She shrieked. "AND WEEEE'LLL KEEP ON FIGHTING, TILL THE EEEENDDD!"

Tei was sitting on Len's bed holding one of his shirts and drawing hearts in what appeared to be his diary. Meiko kicked her leg up dramatically and fell onto her back, still singing.

"NOO TIME FOOOR LOOOSERS, CAUSE WEEEEE ARE THE CHAMP'YINS!" She screamed, kicking her legs in the air and sending one of her shoes flying at the window. Said window broke and the shoe went right through it. Tei calmly put some scotch tape over the glass and went back to going through Len's clothes.

"Why do I even try anymore?" Luka sighed, trying to figure out how bad the damage was.

"Oh, hi Luka." Said Len. "How's your day been? Because so far, mine's been terrible."

Meiko finally pulled herself up and attempted to dance with Tei. In response, Tei threw her out the window.

"Tei, no, that's bad." Len said, still reading his history textbook.

"Oops." Said Tei, looking out the window. "I think she's okay. She got up and I think she's going inside."

"Oh god." Luka groaned. "I have people coming over! I can't have her singing to them!"

"Don't worry, I'll stop her!" Miku shouted, running down the stairs.

"Can you get my clothes back from her?" Len called. "Everyone keeps stealing my clothes today."

Tei casually put down the shirt she had been holding.

"I can't believe this." Luka said.

"C'mon Len! Let's go get your clothes back!" Tei cheered, throwing Len over her shoulder and taking off down the stairs.

"Wait!" Oliver shouted, running after them.

Luka groaned again as she tried to fix the door.


In hindsight, she should have gone downstairs with everyone else.

Meiko was now singing into an actual microphone. Tei was trying to pull Len's clothes off of the singing woman, which wasn't going well. Len was sitting on top of a grandfather clock, looking very uncomfortable. Oliver was lying on top of the piano sobbing while Rin played Chopsticks to the best of her ability. It also seemed that Kaito was lying in a pile of cards and melted ice cream while weakly singing along with Meiko. Miku was trying to pull Tei off of Meiko, who seemed unaffected by what was happening around her.

"I GOT A JAR OF DIIIRT! I GOT A JAR OF DIIIRT! I GOT A JAR OF DIIIIRT!" Meiko screamed. "AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDEEEE IT!

"WE HAVE PEOPLE COMING OVER ANY SECOND!" Luka shrieked.

"We know! Teto's watching the door!" Miku cried as Tei jerked her around in an attempt to get her to let go.

At that moment, the doorbell rang. Teto opened the door and three people stepped into the room.

"Huh." Said one of them, observing the chaos.

"I'm so sorry about this!" Luka shouted, rushing over to them. "I'm Luka Megurine, nice to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you too." The girl smiled. "I'm Lenka Kagamine, with Diolacov construction. This is my brother, Rinto, and Kaiko."

"Well, come in! We can talk in a different room." Luka said. Somehow these people seemed familiar to her, but she wasn't exactly sure how. She guided them through the chaos (Meiko had switched songs again and had been tackled by Tei, who was now wearing Len's arm warmers, and Miku, who had fallen with Tei) and into the dining room.

"Here's the blueprints." Said Lenka, folding them out on the table. "I just needed your opinion on a few things."

I'm back! (please don't kill me I'm sorry)

I've been so busy with school and a bunch of other stuff that I've had no time to write. Hopefully I can start updating on a schedule that isn't once every four months.

Back when I was asking for ideas for the story, someone suggested genderbent characters. I really had no idea where to put them in, but I found a place! I'm not sure if this is what you had in mind, but I tried!

Thank you to all the reviewers, and thanks for reading!