"Oi, slow down when eating."

"Can't help it, it's delicious!"

"Seriously, if you eat too much you'll gain weig-"

That time I got yanked by an alien.


"Your eyes are scary."

"Atleast my surname isn't identical to a MSG."

"Dare to say that again?"

"Nothing, haha..."

Where did I go wrong...?


Finishing my jogging, a girl who looked like about to die and out of breath, catching up on me.

"You're slow."

"Please stop boasting yourself indirectly." I sighed.

"You seriously need to lose weight- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Rule 1: Don't mention Kaori's own weight.