Hikigaya: "I think I'm having a mid-life crisis."

Kaori: "You're like 15."

Hikigaya: "I MIGHT DIE AT 30!"


Hikigaya: "Kaori... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?"

Kaori: "Your text told me to satanize the house."

Hikigaya: "..."

: "I wrote sanitize, Kaori."


Kaori: "What is your biggest weakness?"

Hachiman: "I can be uncooperative."

Kaori: "Okay, can you give me an example?"

Hachiman: "No."


Hachiman: "You're right."

Kaori: "That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?"


Hachiman: "Is something burning?"

Kaori: "My love for you."

Hachiman: "Kaori, the toaster is on fire."