Hikigaya: "I think I'm having a mid-life crisis."
Kaori: "You're like 15."
Hikigaya: "I MIGHT DIE AT 30!"
Hikigaya: "Kaori... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?"
Kaori: "Your text told me to satanize the house."
Hikigaya: "..."
: "I wrote sanitize, Kaori."
Kaori: "What is your biggest weakness?"
Hachiman: "I can be uncooperative."
Kaori: "Okay, can you give me an example?"
Hachiman: "No."
Hachiman: "You're right."
Kaori: "That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?"
Hachiman: "Is something burning?"
Kaori: "My love for you."
Hachiman: "Kaori, the toaster is on fire."
