Randy Cunningham and Frankenstein's Monster

Chapter 18.5

Elsa was taking in deep breath after deep breath as she looked herself on the mirror. Elsa wore her usual clothes and tried to calm herself for what was about to come.

"You can do this Elsa, you already asked him out, now you just have to see it through." said Elsa before her hands began to shake.

Tonight was the night that Randy had agreed to go on a date with Elsa and she was having the nerves come back with a vengeance. She could admit that her body was not ideal and that she was not the most socially coordinated and no matter what she did her hair would not stay down and would always stand back up. Some of her clothes were not the most comfortable and she could've sworn that she forgot to put on her bra. All this and more ran through her mind as well as some flashes of the three different brains that she had in her head.

The first one was of her going to some sort of dance and she wore a red cherry puffy dress. The second one showed Elsa looking at a romantic comedy movie about a girl having amnesia and reliving the same day over and over and her wishing to have someone like the protagonist. The third one showed talking to someone over coffee and she couldn't help but laugh at something ridiculous that they had said.

Elsa quickly splashed water on her face to cool off but it didn't help. Elsa looked at her face and noticed how much more colored it was compared to Gothetta or Heidi's. She then scurried around the bathroom until she found what she was looking for.

"Time to get pretty." said Elsa as she opened a powder mirror.


Down stairs Randy was pacing while Gothetta, Heidi and Phanty sat on the couch.

"Are you guys sure this is alright?" asked Randy

"Yes, all you have to do is take her out and make her feel special. Nothing more." said Gothetta trying to calm Randy.

"And Nothing more." emphasized Heidi

"Alright, just something to eat and a movie?" asked Randy

"Exactly. Now by any reason you must leave, make sure you tell her that it's not her it's you." said Heidi

"Unless she's getting a little too handsy, then you can tell her it's not cool." said Gothetta

"Just let it go with the flow. Look, the last thing Elsa may want is to be treated like some sort of doll. She wants to have a good time, you give her a good time." said Phanty putting in her two cents.

"Ok, thanks for those words of wisdom." said Randy feeling a little overwhelmed for the diverse number of advises.

"I'm ready." called out Elsa from behind the group.

Everyone turned around only to get wide eyes. Elsa had covered her face in white powder, her cheeks had what appeared to be two splats of red paint, her eyes were covered with messy blue eyeliner and she had smeared red lipstick on her mouth.

No one knew what to say.

"Is everyone ok?" asked Elsa

"Oh, yes, sorry. You just look amazing. Ready when you are." said Randy holding out his arm.

Elsa smiled believing that the make up made her look pretty. She took Randy's arm and they walked to the door.

"We'll be right back." said Randy

"We won't wait up. Have fun." said Phanty as they left.

"This is not going to end very well now." said Heidi

"Cross your fingers." said Phanty doing so.


Randy and Elsa had arrived at a small taco pub called 'Broken English', Elsa's choice. Randy asked for a table for two after the host blinked slightly at Elsa's make up. They were shown to their table and were given their menus.

"So what made you choose this place?" asked Randy to Elsa

"I saw this place when I followed you to the big building in the middle of the city. It seemed fun and thought that it could be a good place. Your mom also said it was one of the places the cool kids go to." said Elsa smiling.

"Well that would explain why I didn't come here so often." said Randy with a chuckle.

"Why is this popularity thing so important?" asked Elsa

"Asked every teen ever." said Randy

I think it is a way for schools and students to establish a hierarchy or life model of how things eventually be when we graduate. An overly complex way of saying 'High school never ends'." said Elsa

Elsa looked at Randy with a smile as she noticed his stunned expression.

"Did you just quote Bowling for Soup?" asked Randy

"I have not heard of those guys. Sometimes it works to have three brains that already went through puberty and all that nonsense." said Elsa

Randy and Elsa chuckled at that just as the waiter arrived to take their order.

Their dinner went smoothly as they both ate and talked to one another about almost anything that didn't have to do with the last adventure or make up. They both had some tacos and some chicharron de queso to share. They were just about to pay the check when everything went down.

Just as they were leaving some drunk patrons started pointing and laughing at Elsa.

"Look at that, I didn't know that clowns were allowed in here." said one drunk

"At least she looks fine and well stacked and put together." said another drunk

Elsa heard those words and noticed how ridiculous she looked in all that make up. She started to see how some of the patrons were looking at her and trying to avoid her gaze. She began to feel angry, embarrassed but above all else she felt the desire to punch someone in the face.

"Elsa, calm down." said Randy as she balled her fists.

Elsa looked at Randy and instead of breaking the faces of the drunk patrons, she stormed off unto the bathroom.

Randy looked at the drunks as they laughed. He then thought of a way to get even with them, curtesy of Rosalyn's most recent dark training.


Inside the bathroom, Elsa splashed water on her face over and over as she smeared the make up off of her face. Elsa was furious, how could she have been so foolish to believe she could be seen as normal. She might've been put together to be human but she wasn't one.

Elsa then heard a knock on the door.

"Elsa? Can we talk?" asked Randy

Elsa opened the door and pulled him inside the bathroom.

"Why didn't you tell me?" asked Elsa

"Why did you put on that stuff anyway? You're great as you are." said Randy

"Because I wanted to look pretty, I wanted you to like me." said Elsa with tears in her eyes.

"You don't need to put on stuff like that. I like you the way you are. You're overly dramatic sometimes, an odd ball, but you are also kind and loyal to the end. You are wonderful to no end. This night is meant to make you happy. So some clowns make fun of you, almost everyone has dealt with something like that. Besides, I don't think you should worry about those guys." said Randy leading Elsa outside.

They saw how the drunks were hanging upside down while swatting away what they claimed to be wicked birds with fire eyes.

Elsa laughed a little as Randy and her left the restaurant.


Randy and Elsa walked through the sidewalk as they recalled how good of a time they had. As they walked Elsa couldn't help but feel like something was missing from the evening. Elsa decided that if she was trying to be herself then she was going to go all the way with the man that she had grown to love and care for. She reached out and held Randy's hand. Randy noticed this and held onto her hand as well, causing her to blush a little.

Randy and Elsa arrived at the house with Elsa feeling a little warm in her body.

"I really had fun tonight Randy. Thank you." said Elsa

"I also had fun. Apparently mom is out for the night. We have the house all to ourselves. Can I offer you something?" asked Randy

"Make love to me." said Elsa completely out of the blue.

Randy dropped his water bottle in complete shock.

"Ask me for something else." replied Randy regaining his senses as Elsa walked up to him.

"You said this night was about feeling special, and that's what I want to feel special." said Elsa

"Oh, no, you're not going to guilt me into sex." said Randy

"I won't. I'll only do this." said Elsa as she grabbed Randy by the back of his shirt and took him to her room.

Elsa threw Randy on her bed and then took off her shirt. Elsa's large succulent F-Cup breasts bounced free from their prison, they were full and round and her nipples were quite large. Elsa's muscular complexion allowed her to support her jiggling breasts with ease, causing Randy to have a slight nose bleed. Her toned stomach was strong yet incredibly beautiful.

Elsa jumped on top of Randy and began straddling his hips.

"Elsa, what are you doing?" asked Randy before Elsa grabbed his hands and placed them on her breasts.

Elsa began fondling herself with Randy's hands causing herself to moan in pleasure. Sparks of desire and pleasure made Elsa get wet and burning down on her nether regions.

"This is what men like, right? I want this to be good for the two of us. Please, does it make it better if I discussed it with the girls?" asked Elsa moaning.

"And they were ok with it?" asked Randy fighting the urge.

"Heidi was against it, Phanty was all for it and Gothetta said to keep things decent and that...if you couldn't to pay her back ten times over." said Gothetta feeling Randy getting hard underneath her.

Randy paled at the thought, but figured out that Elsa wasn't going to get off him. Thinking quickly Randy thought of getting Elsa off of him in the fastest way. Randy began taking the initiative and pinched Elsa's nipples sending shocks of euphoria down her spine. Randy twisted and turned Elsa's nipples making her burn up and feel like the world was dissolving around her. She could only see Randy and how his eyes showed that he was trying to make her happy but also wanted to remain faithful to the woman he loved.

She felt guilty about putting him in this position and forced herself to release his hands. Randy raised an eyebrow at this as Elsa got off of him and sat at the edge of the bed.

"I'm sorry, I didn't want to push you like this. I just wanted to feel like everyone. I just wanted you to love me like you love everyone else." said Elsa

Now Randy was feeling guilty, tonight was supposed to make Elsa feel special. She needed to feel like a normal person and sadly that involved feeling the physical kind of love.

"Elsa." said Randy making Elsa turn around.

At that moment, Randy kissed Elsa on the lips. Elsa could feel his warm breath entering her mouth as their lips joined. Elsa melted into the kiss as Randy's tongue invaded her mouth. She felt all her strength leave her as the kiss ended. The moment the tip of Randy's tongue left hers, Elsa was in complete nirvana. Her eyes were half ladled and looking dreamingly at Randy as some drool coursed down the side of her mouth.

"You sure you want to do this?" asked Randy before Elsa crouched down to his raging erection.

"Yes, I'll take responsibility. After all you are like this because of me." said Elsa as she rubbed Randy's erection through his pants.

Elsa wasted no time and released Randy's erection from its prison. Her eyes widen at the size of Randy's member. His phallus was easily very bigger than any she'd seen, it was hot and hard as a rock. Elsa gripped Randy's manhood delicately at first as she began stroking it. The heat and the scent made Elsa's desire rise higher and higher. She slowly got it faster and faster putting in more pressure. Elsa then got an idea and began licking the head of Randy's manhood, getting a taste of Randy's pre. The salty taste made her mind go wild and made her crave more to the point that she engulfed his head into her mouth.

"Elsa. You're so good." said Randy as Elsa continued to suck on his manhood.

Elsa was loving the salty taste as she bobbed faster into Randy. Elsa could feel the heat rising and the constant twitching from all the treatment. The member easily made its way through Elsa's throat giving her more of that salty taste she liked.

"Elsa, I'm about to cum!" said Randy

Elsa pulled back giving an audible pop as she got ready for the next phase. Elsa grabbed her breasts and engulfed Randy's manhood between her large breasts. Elsa began running herself on Randy feeling herself ready for more intimate contact with the man her heart belonged to.

"I know, I can feel myself cumming as well but I want you to let me taste it. I've noticed how you and everyone looks at my breasts and I want you to feel good when you cum." said Elsa as she allowed some of her saliva to lube up Randy's manhood.

Randy slowly began humping back and moving on his own to make the feeling last longer. Soon enough Randy released his seed on Elsa's breasts and face.

Elsa caught as much as she could and then gulped down on Randy's manhood. The creamy salty substance invaded Elsa's mouth bit by bit until she had to puff her cheeks to keep all of it in her mouth. Elsa then began swallowing Randy's seed causing her to feel jolts of electricity course through her spine.

Randy was able to catch his breath as Elsa savored the flavor and licked the remains from her breasts.

"You can clearly keep going. DO you want to continue?" asked Elsa before Randy grabbed hold of Elsa and threw her on her bed.

Elsa's breasts bounced as she pulled herself back up. Randy got on top of Elsa and began sucking on her breasts. Elsa moaned in pleasure as Randy's hand snaked down Elsa's sides until he reached her pants. Randy pulled down Elsa's pants, showing a slick trail of her arousal. Elsa even had a small patch of black hair on her lower region that appeared to glow with her juices.

"Doesn't seem fair, let me treat you." said Randy as he began to trail kisses.

Elsa felt herself in a cloud as Randy kissed her lips down her neck, past the valley of her breasts down her toned stomach until he reached her most intimate sanctum. Randy began kissing around her pussy causing Elsa to grip hard her sheets. Randy then slowly moved closer to Elsa's entrance only to give her clitoris a little bite causing Elsa to cry out in pleasure.

"Please! Stop teasing! Ride me!" said Elsa as Randy licked her insides.

Elsa was incredibly ready to move to the next phase and she wasn't waiting any longer. Elsa grabbed hold of Randy and pulled him up until they were face to face. Elsa ravished Randy's lips as they tasted one another as she continued to rub herself on Randy's body. Randy aimed his member into Elsa's entrance and slowly pushed slowly into her.

Elsa moaned loudly as Randy grabbed hold of Elsa's hips and pushed into her. Elsa slowly felt how Randy filled every inch of herself. Randy waited until Elsa was ready to start which came in the form of Elsa wrapping her arms and legs around Randy.

"Do it. Please." said Elsa giving Randy a sloppy kiss.

Randy began thrusting into Elsa making her moan in pleasure. Randy pushed through the toned muscles of Elsa's pussy as she constantly constricted herself around Randy's manhood. Randy thrusted hard into Elsa as her words became nothing more than incomprehensible rabble and her breasts bounced wildly against Randy's toned chest.

"Please, oh, please, yes! Don't stop please!" chanted Elsa as her tongue wrestled with Randy's.

Randy thrusted harder into her almost like a wild animal claiming a female. Randy then grabbed hold of Elsa's large breasts and began toying with them, despite their large size they were completely sensitive to his touch and felt like soft muscles filled with pudding. Randy continued to grip and push around Elsa's breasts making her cry out in pleasure.

Elsa could feel like a bolt of lightning punched her in the gut every time that Randy thrusted into her. She could feel her nether regions getting warmer and wetter to the point she could feel her juices drip from her ass.

Randy pulled back making Elsa spread her legs a little farther which gave him a better opening into her pussy.

"Yes, more, more, more! I'm gonna cum! I FEEL SO ALIVE!" said Elsa as the thrusts Randy was giving her sent waves of pleasure throughout her body.

"Elsa I'm gonna cum!" said Randy as he felt his release come up on him.

Elsa began pushing her hips at best as she could and wrapped her legs around his hips. Randy was then pulled into another strong kiss as Elsa wrapped her velvet folds around Randy's manhood. Randy gave one final thrust into Elsa causing her to scream in utter pleasure as she squirted her love juices on Randy's manhood.

Elsa felt as Randy's warm seed entered her and filled her pussy painting it white. To Elsa this feeling was just like being born again in the real world. Elsa held onto Randy as if he was a teddy bear.

"I love you so much. That was amazing." said Elsa

"You are wonderful too." said Randy as they both panted.

"You two look awfully cozy together." called out a voice.

Randy and Elsa slowly looked at the door to see, Phanty, Heidi and Gothetta looking in. And the latter two looked a little pissed.

"If it helps, I made him do it." said Elsa

The only response they got was a couple of predatory stares before Gothetta and Heidi pounced on them.

"I love happy endings." said Phanty before joining in.