Tales of the Star and Hoodie

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Guest: sorry this took so long...what did you think of the finale? I certainly liked it!

MysterD47: Hope you enjoy this! Sorry your idea took so long to get to!

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Marco wasn't asking much after being kidnapped and nearly getting blown to bits by a psychotic lizard man...just a quite afternoon of taking a shower, relaxing and eating nachos...

...So naturally, Star almost completely exposes Marco to the internet WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER! "I don't want the computer to watch me shower!"

ZAP!

...and of course Star's 'new' wand choose that time to go berserk-

ZAP!

MY TOWEL!

...and zap him naked into the closet-

BOOM!

-And through the back wall and right onto the lawn-

ZAP!

...Annnnnd now there was a weird energy barrier around the house because...why not?

Marco, flustered and covering himself quickly runs to the front door and frantically tries to work the door knob only to find the barrier won't let him open it...

"Star!? What's happening here?!" Shouted an increasingly panicky Marco as he hastily looked back and forth to make sure no one was around...

"Uh...I think my wand knocked you outside...and put a forcefield around your house...sorry." She whimpered that last bit.

Marco hastily banged on the field. "Star! I'm NAKED and OUTSIDE! DO SOMETHING!" He hissed as loud as he dared.

"Uh...okay...um...I'll go...find...something...Oh! I'll get Glossaryck! Just...hang tight?" She says that last part weakly.

"HANG TIGHT?! STAR, I'M NAKED OUTSIDE!" Shouted Marco enraged. He then covers his mouth and quickly looks around to make sure no one heard...then gives a sigh of relief...

HONK!

"Hey there sweet cheeks!" Shouts a passing motorist as she honks causing Marco to jump, he quickly tries to cover both his willy and rear and run into the backyard.

Meanwhile, Glossaryck teaches the secret of life the universe...and metaphors...

"My wand isn't a spoon. It's a wand."

Glossaryck groans...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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