Cookies
The quickest way to a diversion was through a man's stomach.
"A is for apple."
"Mmmm. Strudel." Schultz licked his lips and looked towards the heavens. He handed Carter his rifle and placed his hands atop his stomach. Carter, whose job it was to create a diversion, stole a glance at the men sneaking past.
"B." Carter snapped his fingers. Schultz was distracted. "Hey! Over here."
"Bratwurst!"
Carter could swear Schultz was salivating. "Well, it passed the time on long car rides," Carter replied. "C is for…'C is for…Cookie! C is for Cookie!'"
"'That's good enough for me,'" Schultz replied.
A/N: Body of work according to Microsoft is 100 words. Last lines are quotes from our favorite, friendly, blue furry Muppet. Thank you to the Cookie Monster of Sesame Street for the inspiration.
