Chapter 6 (2)
~Luna comes back to Octavia~
Luna: You won't beat Magic Mare!-smashes Octavia's cello-
Octavia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
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Venus: WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THIS?!
Bonbon: Because they can.
Lyra: Yo.
Doctor: Can I have a corndog?
Magic Mare: No. I ate them all, and I don't feel bad about it!
Doctor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Twilight: Trixie and Sunset's pie reaction was still worse. And they screamed for 5 exhausting days.
Celestia: I'm getting tired of the screaming!
Applejack: The Cutie Mark Crusaders started it!
Twilight: Oh hi AJ.
Applebloom: Hey! That was your treehouse to, Applejack!
Applejack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rochelle: Doesn't anyone wanna hear how to beat Magic Mare?!
Luna: Nope! Not me!-plugs ears-
Lalalalalalalalalalala!
Derpy: NOOOO! NOOOOO!-smashes muffin in Celestia's face-
Celestia: Ewwww! These are the muffins Applejack made that one time while trying to harvest apples!
Sonata: Marshmallow cannon?
Everyone: NO.
Scootaloo: Who is she?
Adagio: My sister.
Scootaloo: What about her?
Aria: My sister.
Scootaloo: And her?
Adagio: What? Haven't you ever seen a flutterpony before?
Big Mac: Nnnope.
Applejack: Oh hi, Big Mac!
Big Mac: Can we just beat Magic Mare now?
Venus-holding a protest sign- WHO WANTS TO BEAT MAGIC MARE?!
Discord: Me!
Teerik: Not me!
Chrysalis: Not me!
Scootaloo: Okay, who are the flutterponies, and these others?
Ponies who have screamed for 5 days in the story: I DO!
Rarity: Has anyone seen my shop?!
Rainbow Dash: Magic Mare destroyed it.
Rarity: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
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Fluttershy: really? do you have to scream so loud and long? Magic Mare has been here for almost 2 months and no one ever did anything about her!
Venus: I beat her up!
Pinkie Pie: I'll go defeat her!-walks up to Magic Mare-
Pinkie Pie: EAT CONFETTI YOU MEANIE!-uses Party Cannon to blast confetti at her-
Magic Mare-falls back-:AAAHHH! CONFETTI!
Pinkie Pie: Wait! We need unbreakable streamers!-gets streamers and ties up Magic Mare- HAW HAW HAW! She can't break outta these!
Magic Mare: Did you forget that I'm a unicorn?-does spell but it doesn't work- WUTTA?! Spellproof streamers?! How is that even possible?!
Pinkie Pie: MAGIC SHOPS!
Rainbow Dash: Don't you have a brain?!
Magic Mare: Yes. But that can't stop me!-takes control of Rainbow-
Other Mane 6: DASHIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Magic Mare-breaks out of streamers- Haha! The more ponies I control, the stronger I become! Derpy, Luna! Come here!
-Derpy and Luna come-
Derpy: I still want muffins!
Luna: aaaaaaahhhhhh...
Sunset: AREN'T YOU TOILET TRAINED?!
Luna: What's a toilet?
~Sunset explains~
Luna: Oh. Ok.
Rarity: EWWWWW! You need a diaper!-puts a diaper on Luna-
Luna: Hey! I'm not a baby! Get this thing off me!
Derpy: Were are my muffins?
Cadence: I ate them.
Derpy: YOU ATE MY MUFFINS. NOW YOU WILL PAY ME $1,000.
Cadence: No!
Derpy-does laser eyes-:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I WANT MY MUFFINS!
Cadence: I'm sorry! I only had 2!
Derpy: MAGIC MARE! CADENCE SHALL GET IT!
Cadence: Get what?!
~Magic Mare takes control of Cadence~
Twilight: SISSY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
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Rainbow: Yay! More friends!
Cadence-destroys party cannon-
Pinkie Pie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
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Fluttershy-starts crying-: Rainbow... I thought we were your friends.
Rainbow: Nah... these are my friends now.
~Shining Armor comes in~
Shiny: Twily! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!
Twilight: I'm glad to see you to, but I'm upset that Cadence was taken over by Magic Mare.
Shiny: Not my Cadence!
Vinyl: Oh. IT HAPPENED!
Cadence: I want another wedding! I don't like this guy!
Shiny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
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Trixie: I want pie!
Fluttershy: Can you please stop screaming for 5 days?
Venus: MAKE IT STOP!
Robecca: Fine. We'll leave and you'll never beat Magic Mare!
Mane six(not Rainbow): NOOOOO
PLEAZ HELP US PLEAZ!
Robecca: That's what we thought!
Sweetie Belle: By the power of waffle kittens, I hereby announce that I love waffles!
Magic Mare: I could use that kind of spirit, SO I'LL TAKE IT!-takes control of Sweetie Belle-
Rarity: SWEETIE BELLE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
120 hours later-
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Venus: Rarity! It'll be fine: The way to beat Magic Mare is-
Sunset: Forget it. I'm going back to the human world.-walks to room with portal-
Trixie: No! Stay! Help me retrieve the pies!
Sunset: O MY CELESTIA I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT DE PIES!
Trixie: Onward!-puts on suit of armor-
Fluttershy: Why are you wearing that?
Trixie: We're going on a quest for the pies!
Fluttershy: Who's "we"?
Trixie: Me and Sunset!
Sunset-puts on armor as well- HEAD FOR THE HILLS!-teleports with Trixie-
Applejack: That was weird
Vinyl: At least they won't scream for 5 days anymore!
Rarity: You stink!
Magic Mare: No! Celest stinks! Celest, sign this contract to let me own Equestria.
Celestia. Okay-fills it out-
Everyone: NOOOO!
Magic Mare: Great! Now lets see what- WHAT?!
Bonbon: What did she write?
Sonata: TELL US!
Magic Mare: You face stinks even more than a mushroom?! How could you?!
Celestia: Did you really think that I would give Equestria to you just like that?
Magic Mare: Yes. Yes I did.
Celestia: Well too baaad! I will wiiiin, and you will LOOOOOOOSE! Ha ha ha!-dances very goofy-
Spike: WUT DID I MISS?!
Pinkie Pie: Oh hi, Spike!
Spike: Sunset and Trixie gave out free pies. I brought you guys some!
Rainbow: I hate pie!-smashes one of 20 pies in Spike's hand-
Spike: HEY! I paid a good 10 bits per pie on these!
Rainbow: Who cares?
Trixie: Us!
Fluttershy: Who's "us"?
Sunset: Everybody!
~After eating pie~
Rochelle: Who's ready to beat Magic Mare, now that she's somewhere else?
Everyone: ME!
Rochelle: Okay. The way to beat her is…
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