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Maikka Week - Snark
"Why are we here?"
"To see the play."
"Oh, thank you so much for that insight. That explains the stage up there!"
"Glad to clue you in. I know how much trouble you have with giant obvious things right in front of your face."
"Then maybe you can explain why we're here to see this play?"
"Because I was in prison for saving your skin when everyone else decided to take a holiday and enjoy a night at the theater. From what Toph told me, I'll definitely enjoy this."
"Oh yeah, because you're such a barrel of fun. I'll bet you a bag of Fire Gummies that you'll fall asleep out of boredom before the first act is done."
"Whatever. You don't know me."
"Sure, because you're such a complicated person. Believe it or not, the fact that Zuko fell for your apathetic snark doesn't mean all guys are that dumb."
"If you're such a genius, then why do I have to explain why we're sitting here waiting for a play to start?"
"Because it makes no sense!"
"Fine."
"Fine."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...so, if you're here to laugh at the play, what am I doing here? Ty Lee missed it, too."
"Obviously I harbor a deep self-loathing, and wasn't in the mood to cut myself again."
"Sure, sure, I believe you. Admit it, you wanted to share all the snacks I'll be buying."
"If I do, will you go get us some Fire Flakes already?"
"For you, Mai, anything."
"I am overcome with relief."
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