Your name is Maite Hirsch and you wereplaying Animal Crossing until the Amulet randomly whisked you off.

You're not sure why, seeing as you are now facing a very startled (and young) Nick Fury and Carol Motherfucking Danvers, until you remember that October 1st is Brie Larson's birthday.

It's probably not actually October 1st here, but you can probably roll with this.

Hi, you raise a hand in greeting.

Fury asks you how the flying fuck you appeared out of nowhere in a secure SHIELD facility. You tell him it's a bit of a long story you really don't have time for, because you're fairly certain there's Skrulls in SHIELD right now and they probably cottoned onto your presence.

By which you mean Danvers and Fury. Not yourself, though that likely isn't too far off either.

How the hell do you know about the Skrull, Carol (who is currently Vers, right) asks, which, rude, but currently very understandable.

Same way I know most things, I'm from the future, you tell them, which is a blatant lie as to where you have your knowledge from but it's a lie you can very easily keep up.

Fury and Vers look extremely dubious of this, but then the Skrull actually arrive and things get pretty hectic very fast and before you really know it, you're on a very much stolen jet flying to Carolina.

I'll be entirely honest, this is not what I expected my next spontaneous trip through spacetime to be, you comment.

Fury, who absolutely does not trust you, asks you what you were expecting.

Well, I have this habit of appearing in prisons, you tell him.

This earns you a raised eyebrow and Fury a giggle at said eyebrow.

Which, to be fair, you are kind of massively sleep deprived at the moment because your training schedule is absolute hell. You're not exactly a fan of Wong's at the moment.

We're approaching our destination, comes Carol - Vers, damn it- from the pilot seat.

You absentmindedly run a hand over Goose's fur. The Flerken bristles, and you instantly withdraw.

Don't like cats? Fury asks.

You stare at him, remember he doesn't know yet, and mumble it's something like that, yes.

The Amulet suddenly hums insitently.

Looks like that's my cue, you note. See ya in the future, Fury.Thanks to aforementioned sleep deprivation, you're asleep the moment your head hits the pillow.

Your name is Maite Hirsch and you wake up the next morning with an imprint of your 3DS on your cheek.


HELLO THIS STILL EXISTSIt is actually Brie Larson's birthday (or at least it is where I'm at. It's about 10 pm here.) today.As you may have guessed from the chapter title, this isn't actually canon, because I have Things Planned for when Maite's actually sent to Captain Marvel, except that takes place about 10-15 chapters in the future and...Yeah, no.I hope you enjoy this, anyway!