Dogs the Musical
Rick and Morty decided to watch another movie together. Rick told Morty "How is this one, "Dogs"? Morty then said, "this reminds me of Cats and that movie looked awful." Rick then told him "This movie is actually comparatively good mostly because it is a cartoon". Morty was ready for it.
The movie then started, and it involved cgi cartoon dogs singing about dog stuff. A german shepherd sang about how chasing a skunk ruined her life and how his owner Mohinder had to give him a bath. A corgi talked about how he was denied thanksgiving by his owners Jennifer and Kate. A poodle was asking the philosophical question about mirrors and wondering how to get rid of the dog in the mirror. There even was a cat in a dog costume in one scene which was a thinly veiled reference to drag queens.
Many breeds appeared in the movie including a few they just made up for the movie and one of the main character's was a Labordoodle. After the movie had ended, Morty said "I really like the German Shephard and that lesson she learned". Rick said, "check out the soundtrack from this movie". Morty then asked "I've never heard these songs before and some seem impossible. How did they get made" The dates included a song by Tupac from 2003, a Beatles song recorded in the 80's, and a Selena-Lady Gaga duet from 2011?
After Morty asked about the dead singers, Rick explained it all to him. Rich said "In the timeline Dogs was made, things went differently. Although unfortunately Alanis Morrissette is dead in this universe, John Lennon's assassin gave him a minor injury instead, Selena's crazed fan was arrested in January 1995 for embezzlement, and the Cadillac that shot Tupac had a flat tire." Morty decided to listen to the soundtrack and an hour later thought the soundtrack was quite decent. Not a miracle or anything, but perfectly listenable.
Rick then said to Morty, "I liked that movie a lot, but it hardly was something partially memorable." Morty then pointed out "At least Cats was memorable for how awful and bizarre it was. They put Taylor Swift, one of my favorite singers, in a catsuit." Rick then told him "She's barely in the movie." Rick and Morty were planning to deal with a planet populated by sentient bagworms, which are moths where the female is little more than an eggsack while the males are fully formed.
The end.
