New York, 2013

BRUCE BANNER
TO ALL IT MAY CONCERN
I TELL YOU:
SMASH

TONY STARK
Haha what

BRUCE BANNER
HULK SMASH
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH

CLINT BARTON
The hell?

STEVE ROGERS
I don't think that's Bruce.

NATASHA ROMANOV
Or Hulk for that matter
Hulk can't text
Doesn't have the patience

TONY STARK
Fingers are too big

BRUCE BANNER
NO HULK CAN TEXT
HULK USE VOICE TEXT
LADY VOICE IN PHONE IS HULK'S FRIEND

STEVE ROGERS
Who the hell is this?

BRUCE BANNER
Oh very well it's Thor
I have stolen Banner's phone as a jape
And have been sending messages to all his contacts as the Hulk

TONY STARK
Haha

CLINT BARTON
Hilarious

NATASHA ROMANOV
Bet Bruce didn't take kindly to that

BRUCE BANNER
Yes he has since transformed and now we're battling
In fairness to me however
I have accurately represented what he said