Cologne, Germany, 2017
NATASHA
So I had a minute for a little TV today
And I caught a few interesting PSAs
STEVE
Oh, no.
I was under the impression those were for educational use only.
NATASHA
Nah pretty sure they're all over youtube by now
How exactly did those come about?
STEVE
It seemed public-spirited at the time.
NATASHA
Well I know youre all about that
What you are not about apparently is the dramatic arts
STEVE
Oh, I wasn't that bad.
A little stiff, maybe.
NATASHA
Oh more than a little
You were a very well-intention cardboard cutout
STEVE
Hey. I'm a visual artist, not a performer.
NATASHA
Werent you in all those war movies in WWII?
STEVE
Oh, yeah. I was exactly as good as the war bond drives needed me to be.
There's a reason I needed to get myself out into the field.
NATASHA
Preferred facing down the Axis than the film critics?
STEVE
I got much better reviews for my work.
