New York, 2025

SCOTT
Hey Cass ever notice air used to be free at the gas station but now it costs 2.50?
Wanna know why?

CASSIE
Oh no

SCOTT
Inflation
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CASSIE
OMG don't make jokes
Dad jokes are never funny

DAD
I don't know I made you
Hows that for a dad joke?
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CASSIE
UGH Im so done with you

DAD
Hey so done with you
I'm dad
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