New York, 2024

ROCKET RACCOON
We got to get off-world
Now

PETER QUILL
What
Why

ROCKET RACCOON
No reason
Let's scram

PETER QUILL
Jesus Christ
What did u steal
And who did u steal from

ROCKET RACCOON
Why do you always think
I stole something

PETER QUILL
Cause I met u before

ROCKET RACCOON
Ok fine
It was that guy's metal arm
The mopey guy with the hair

PETER QUILL
Shit that guys a super assassin

ROCKET RACCOON
Aw damn it really
Nobody told me that

PETER QUILL
What kind of dude do you think has a vibranium murder arm
A high tech super enhanced hugger?
U better give it back be4 he takes one of ur arms to even the score

ROCKET RACCOON
Aw what's he gonna do
Come after me with his one normal arm?

PETER QUILL
Probably beat u to death w/ the thing
And then it'll strangle u
Maybe all on its own

ROCKET RACCOON
Can it do that?

PETER QUILL
Guess ur gonna find out
Give him an extra long hug for me