Bleecker Street, New York, 2025

WONG
Are you really going to your ex-girlfriend's wedding?

STRANGE
Opening portals to spy on me, are you?

WONG
I don't need magic to know an RSVP card when I see one

STRANGE
You really should stop reading other people's mail

WONG
You didn't answer my question

STRANGE
Why do you care? Does this concern you?

WONG
Do you have a date?

STRANGE
Why, are you offering?

WONG
You should be so lucky.
I'm the Sorcerer Supreme, I'm quite the catch.

STRANGE
I'm sure the trauma team at Metro-General would be very impressed.

WONG
But if you're thinking of summoning an extra dimensional being or creating a magical construct to bring with you, I feel it's my duty to warn you against it.
That never ends well. Trust me.
Still. Might be less pathetic than going without a date at all.

STRANGE
You are weirdly invested in this

WONG
Hey
Just because the Sorcerer Supreme is tasked with keeping the universe in balance doesn't mean I don't have time for a little drama