Alpha Centauri, 2012
NICK FURY
This is all your fault, you know.
CAROL DANVERS
What's my fault?
NICK FURY
You gave me a profound misconception of the manageability of superheroes
You had to be competent and mostly well-balanced
Made me think it would be a good idea to have a whole team of you
CAROL DANVERS
HA
A whole team of ME maybe
The team you dug up… not so much
NICKY FURY
Now you tell me
After I'm running a daycare center for overpowered children with unresolved trauma, problems with authority, and daddy issues
CAROL DANVERS
That sounds very frustrating for you
NICK FURY
You won't sound so smug when I haul your ass down here to help me wrangle them
CAROL DANVERS
Sorry pal I got a whole galaxy to babysit
NICK FURY
Oh, you think you got it hard?
You ain't never drug a hungover manchild out of a donut
Or a pretty boy god out of a mud puddle
Or a big green meanie out of his own temper tantrum
CAROL DANVERS
I don't know what any of that means
NICK FURY
Like I told you
You got it easy
