New Mexico, 2011

JANE FOSTER
So I have to ask
What's with the crazy horned helmets?
The Vikings never actually wore those

THOR
Oh certainly not
But humans got the idea that they did from us

JANE FOSTER
Really?

THOR
Indeed
Many Asgardian customs were mistakenly attributed to those Midgard people with whom we made early contact

JANE FOSTER
Such as?

THOR
Oh like flaming funeral barges
Drinking from the skulls of our enemies

JANE FOSTER
What about the elaborate nicknames?
Like Ragnar Hairy-Breeches or Ivar the Boneless

THOR
Oh that we learned from mankind
I was very pleased to begin addressing my brother as Thief of Goats and Slyboots