New York, 2024

SCOTT LANG
Wait
You're Peter Quill?

PETER QUILL
Yeah

SCOTT LANG
Peter Jason Quill
Born in Missouri in 1980
Disappeared in 1988 to nobody knew where

PETER QUILL
Uh yeah
I got abducted by intergalactic bounty hunters in a spaceship
I'd say it sounds crazy but at this point we've all seen crazier

SCOTT LANG
No kidding
I saw an Unsolved Mysteries rerun on you when I was on house arrest

PETER QUILL
Whoa really

SCOTT LANG
Yeah Robert Stack totally said your name

PETER QUILL
Oh man what did they think happened

SCOTT LANG
Well the alien abduction theory did come up
Satanic cult sacrifice
But honestly I think they settled on something boring like custody dispute

PETER QUILL

If you knew my history that's not totally wrong
And it's actually way weirder than the alien abduction