New York, 2024
SCOTT LANG
Wait
You're Peter Quill?
PETER QUILL
Yeah
SCOTT LANG
Peter Jason Quill
Born in Missouri in 1980
Disappeared in 1988 to nobody knew where
PETER QUILL
Uh yeah
I got abducted by intergalactic bounty hunters in a spaceship
I'd say it sounds crazy but at this point we've all seen crazier
SCOTT LANG
No kidding
I saw an Unsolved Mysteries rerun on you when I was on house arrest
PETER QUILL
Whoa really
SCOTT LANG
Yeah Robert Stack totally said your name
PETER QUILL
Oh man what did they think happened
SCOTT LANG
Well the alien abduction theory did come up
Satanic cult sacrifice
But honestly I think they settled on something boring like custody dispute
PETER QUILL
If you knew my history that's not totally wrong
And it's actually way weirder than the alien abduction
