No one:

Literally No One:

Me: I! AM! HELLA! THIRSTY! FOR! SPARKLY! HOT! BLUE! ELF! MAN!


Previously, on 'The 2 Little Bringers Of Peace'


Amaya: Can I propose to him?

Sarai: I'm not sure if that's legal...


Callum: The king thinks they're good

Rayla: They're sleeping

Callum: Everyone needs sleep

Rayla: Guards should not sleep


Harrow: Thanks for the company

Viren: I enjoy it as much as you do


Rayla: Aaravos is the hottest elf in the universe!


Callum: Anyway, you didn't answer what you meant when you said humans are 'stewpid'

Rayla: It means stupider than stupid. Us elves use it

Callum: Wierd


Viren: Claudia, I need you to do something very dangerous. But it's also very important. And you-

Claudia: Just tell me already

Viren: I need you to...


The 2 Little Bringers Of Peace

Episode 4 - Unbelievable


Viren: I need you to (takes deep breath and sounds epic) I need you and your brother to go get that egg and bring it back at the cost of your life and Soren's life for what must be done should be done

Claudia: ...


(With Callum and Rayla)

*Both of them get off the boat*

Rayla: (super relieved) I nearly died (kisses the ground)

Callum: No you didn't

Rayla: Yes I did

Callum: (rolls eyes) Whatever. We should take a break

Rayla: I guess. Is the egg still safe?

Callum: It should be


(With Sarai)

Sarai: I still can't find him anywhere Harrow

Harrow: Don't panik

Sarai: I will turn this whole place upside down and if I do not find him I wil-

Harrow: SARAI! Calm down!


(Back with Lord Varizon)

Claudia: Dad, I'm 11

Viren: Yes but you have to get the egg back

Claudia: So you don't care about me? If something bad happens to me while I'm getting that egg back, will you care?

Viren: ...Yes?

Claudia: I don't think so

Viren: I've been raising you for, like, 6 years since you mother left

Claudia: Do you care about Soren?

Viren: Of course I do

Claudia: Yeah I don't really believe you


(With Corvus at the Banther lodge)

Corvus: He's been here


(With them on their way)

Tiadrin: I'm tired already

Lain: Cuz you were stressing too much

Runaan: Yeah

Tiadrin I was not

Ethari: You were

*Just so you know, we won't hear of them much*


(Aaand back with Viren and an angsty Claudia)

Viren: Listen, I just really need you to find them and get the egg

Claudia: How do I find them?

Viren: You can use a tracking spell


(Now with my Sor-bear and Ez, not to forget the grumpy, small, Bait)

Ezran: I really hope Callum's found

Soren: Yeah me too. I'm really worried

Ezran: Wow, you're actually worried about him

Soren: Sooo?

Ezran: You usally never care for him that much. Good to know that deep down, you like him

Soren: (blushes a bit)

Ezran: I'm gunna go steal some jelly tarts

Bait: (growls in delight)

Soren: You guys are always hungry

Ezran: No we are not

Bait: (groans again)

Soren: What did he say?

Ezran: He agrees with me

Soren: Ok, father nature

Ezran: Don't call me that!


(Later)

Viren: I'll teach you the spell later. And tell Soren that you and he has to go find Callum. Don't tell him anything about the egg

Claudia: Yeah goodnight (leaves)

Viren: Why would she doubt me? Did she think I don't care for her or Soren?


(Time skip - Next day)


(With our 10 year olds)

Callum: (fell asleep and is still sleeping)

Rayla: (just woke up and hears a noise)

Rayla: (finds where the noise is coming from)

Rayla: (goes and finds Corvus) Who are you?

Corvus: AAHHH! YOU'RE AN ELF! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Rayla: ...Bruh, I'm underaged for killing

Corvus: But you have those swords!

Rayla: Those are for animals. What are you even doing here?

Corvus: I was sent to find the missing prince

Rayla: Oh you mean the 1 with brown hair and green eyes?

Corvus: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?

Rayla: Me? I did nothing

Corvus: OF COURSE YOU DID NOTHING! I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE HE-

Callum: (comes put of nowhere drowsily) Why is there so much noise? And, who is that?

Corvus: There you are. Now, elf gurl, what were you gunna do with the prince?

Rayla: Nothing

Corvus: Are you alright? Did that elf hurt you?

Callum: No way. That elf likes me

Rayla: Yeah I like him

Corvus: Is she making you say that?

Callum: Nop

Corvus: Really?

Callum: By 100 percent, guaranteed

Corvus: Well I'm gunna leave then cuz I'm really tired of always being the 1 who is sent out by general Amaya

Callum: You were sent by my aunt?

Corvus: Yes

Callum: What are they doing?

Corvus: Panicking. Especially your mom. Anyway I'm going. Bye. And elf gurl, do not hurt him


(With Soren and Clauds)

Claudia: Do you think dad cares for us?

Soren: Why are you asking these questions?

Claudia: Just answer my question

Soren: Well I'm not really sure. Do you doubt he does?

Claudia: Well yeah because he's sending me and you on a mission to find Callum

Soren: Wha-why would he send us?

Claudia: Um...


(With Gren and Amaya who is still waiting to get proposed to)

Amaya: (signing) What do you normally do in your free time?

Gren: I usally think about someone important and-...why are you looking at me like that?


(With the kids who are climbing up that avalanche mountain)

Callum: Can you take the egg now?

Rayla: You made me get on the boat so you have to carry it as payback

Callum: Hmmph. Rude. We still didn't finish playing truth or dare

Rayla: Yes we did

Callum: No we did not. Now, you'll have to do a dare because I'm the 1 carrying this egg

Rayla: Fine

Callum: I dare you to scream out loud right here

Rayla: What? There will be an avalanche then!

Callum: Just do it

Rayla: But-(looks at Callum's death glare) Fine

Callum: Good

Rayla: CALLUM IS THE DORKIEST BOI I'VE EVER MET!

Callum: HEY!

*ground moves a bit*

Rayla: I think there's gunna be an avalanche

*avalanche hapens and both of them get covered in snow*

Callum: (comes out of snow coughing)

Rayla: (does same) I told you

Callum: You screamed too loud

Rayla: Wha-but-I-you-..You're unbelievable!

Callum: Oh no. The egg fell from my bag

Rayla: WAHT


(With Viren and Claudia)

Viren: So you need to find some of their hair-

Claudia: How am I supposed to find hair?!


(Back with 'em later)

Callum: (digs through snow and finally finds egg) I found it! But-(shows her egg)

Rayla: It's not glowing. Is that bad?

Callum: Idk. I think staying in the snow made the egg too chilled

Rayla: Well that's bad. We need to get it to some egg healer

Callum: How?

Rayla: Idk. Anyway, I want to tell you something. You might be surprised and shocked but you must know this. And-

Callum: Just tell me already!

Rayla: I saw your stepdad sleeping with this guy and I think his name is Viren

Callum: WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

LOL_TBC


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