Issues Solved in 500 Words or Less

Naruto and Harry Potter

I don't own anything, and don't have time for a long forward.

BEGIN!

-Hogwarts, 1994-

Naruto slumped at the Hufflepuff table as the headmaster rambled on about some tournament. He was supposed to be training with Pervy Sage, but Tsunade had sent them a mission. So now Jiraiya was off gathering information about a stolen eye, and Naruto was dumped off here and told to practice on his own.

So now here he was, back at a school, and he wouldn't even be able to join the tournament that they were going to have. He was going to crazy.

The sound of the front doors banging open grabbed his attention. A man stood in the doorway, until a flash of lighting illuminated his face.

A mismatched electric blue eye stared back at him.

Naruto was out of his seat with a horde of clones before the flash faded. The man's scarred and mangled face showed surprise and fear for just a second, before settling into a battle sneer that would put Sasuke to shame.

The man pulled out a stick and started shooting out jets of red light that burst the clones one at a time, but that was far too slow to stop the horde of blondes rushing toward him. The scarred man hesitated a split second, flicking his natural eye up to the passively observing headmaster.

That split second of hesitation gave time for the clones to unleash a volley of shuriken. They all were deflected and fell at his feet, but he had already fallen for the trap.

The shuriken all transformed into clones. One snapped his stick before he had the chance to react. After that, it was over. The old man was in shape, but there was no way he could throw off multiple assailants without magic.

The headmaster casually strolled up to his restrained friend after waving off the rest of the staff. He was about to say something when a change started to roll over the scarred man. The scars disappeared, the eye and wooden leg fell off, and before long an entirely different person was standing there.

"Barty Crouch junior… Severus, get the veritassium. Minerva, fetch Couch, Fudge, and Scrimgeour. Tell them to bring aurors. We may be able to prevent a second war..."

No one even noticed that the magical eye was gone until hours later.

-Epilogue-

Harry was inspired by Naruto and started to seriously study. He is currently Head Auror with his wife Hermione as Minister of Magic.

Ron went on to become a Wizard chess grandmaster, gathering fame and fortune. He lost everything after a loss to a computer.

Cedric Diggory went on to win the Triwizard Tournament and married Cho just out of school. They have four kids, run multiple orphanages, and the Church of England has declared him a saint.

For Naruto, it was just another stupid filler arc…

-End-