Cairo, 2025

LAYLA
Look Marc
I understand things have been difficult for you in the last several years
But you've got to pull yourself together and take some responsibility
You can't go around blaming everything on moon gods and avatars and all that nonsense

MARC
The literal norse god of thunder shows up regularly to hang out with his superhero buddies
But yeah no way I could be plagued by actual khonshu's bony bird ass

LAYLA
Yeah okay fine
You want to call up Thor and have him tell the other gods not to be so mean to you
You go right ahead

STEVEN
You know, that might be a good idea
Maybe we should give it a try

MARC
You are not helping rn

STEVEN
I don't know, Thor seems really nice
Can't hurt to ask, right?

MARC
Oh and how are we gonna get him the message
Ask some of the other gods we know?
Cause that worked so great the last time we tried them

LAYLA

Marc, I'm not sure who you're talking to
But I think you've got way bigger problems than a bird skeleton